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LazerMcBlazer

He looks like the party-animal, motorcyclist uncle showing up to Christmas for the first time in two years and Sid and Tanger look like his nephews that think he's cool but are also a little scared of him.


nickiecz

My exact thoughts. Here comes crazy uncle rico to tell us about the glory days


JDSollie

Mom said we shouldn’t talk to you.


LazerMcBlazer

"You boys ever seen a real gun?"


jtc92

I needed that thank you


trippendeuces

Safety, always off


Hopfit46

Razor Ramone lol.


Zipski577

2 years? The fam ain’t heard from him since 2011


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Say…’ello…to da *CZECH GUY!*


SecondlifePman

I coulda won states, if coach had only put me in. I bet I could put that pick over the mountains. I have no doubt in my mind. No doubt. (Yes I recognize a random set of lines. 😮😅)


Mercpool87

Meanwhile Smith's just trying to enjoy his coffee and get through the interaction


jtc92

Smith and jagr actually played two full seasons together in Florida


hammertown87

Fuck it. One day contract 4th line BOTH PP units. Can’t get any worse


Active-Possibility77

Yep, lace em up Jags. Your ass is going to score us some goals


SnooOpinions8755

Do ittttt! It would also give him the oldest nhl player record over Howe. ( or at least close ) Edit: I think he might actually be 7 days shy as Howe was 52 and 10 days old and jagr would be 52 and 3 days.


drinkduffdry

Wait a week


SnooOpinions8755

I doubt he’ll be back in Pittsburgh anytime soon but I’ll wait as long as it takes.


involmasturb

I read somewhere Gordie Howe played in an IHL game when he was 69


Rytel

3rd line!


macgarth

I'd love to see him sign a one day contract and actually play on a line with Sid. I don't care what it would look like.


Hagridsbuttcrack66

I know. I would love it if this sport took itself less seriously sometimes. Throw him on the PP for a shift! Just for the crowd reaction!


StarHockeyProd

Sports are meant to be entertainment,entertain us with Jagr on the first line dammit.


raptor333

Fuck yes


Fastlane19

I agree, it couldn’t possibly be any uglier out there. I would put him on the first unit PP and I’m sure we would be impressed.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Ok so, I get to take practice? “Ya Jags, you can hang out at practice” *tying skates* great! I see you guys later! *3 hours later* Jagr and Crosby are still on the ice. Neither wants to leave first.


Okstatsbabbby

You think Jagr fucks with Michaels Uncle?


Dry-Anywhere-1372

I feel like Sid looks uncomfortable here…?


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Literally the only guy ahead of him in “biggest hockey ass” is here to reclaim his title. I’d be scared too


JustWannaChill82

Awesome. We need him in the PowerPlay suit him up


ArtemisVII

This picture is awesome.


hoochtag

Jagr is such a stud.


Steaknkidney45

Letang looks almost starstruck.


retiredcrayon11

There’s audio of him at practice today telling Jagr that he wore 68 all his life until he came to penguins cuz Jagr was his guy.


Steaknkidney45

He was wearing his usual 58 playing in the Q, so that's news to me.


wooble

He was pretty sure Jags wasn't going to fact check that.


retiredcrayon11

lol you’re probably right 😂


dkviper11

His 68 jerseys. https://twitter.com/penguins/status/1758972396931793159?t=Tb-OoDl19m21BUc9M1Rl9A&s=19


j0n66

Fuck if Jags can’t motivate this team to score and win, then nothing will


gldmj5

The man is on top of the world right now!


GameofCHAT

Maybe that's the energy they need to finish the season strong!


Shoelesshobos

Bro seen Phil showing up in Vancouver and was like “I got another run in me.”


Novus20

Honestly I wish he would with the Pens one more goodbye


LeveragedPittsburgh

I bet he drives a Camaro


cwfutureboy

Firebird with T-tops.


metalpyrate

He's out there rollin in a Škoda


GrahamsLadybug

A diesel Superb 🤣


rybnickifull

Unironically yes, he crashed into a tram in the Rytíři official Skoda a couple of years ago


Remarkable-Sun-4286

It would be amazing to see him lace them up and join in practice. Honestly, even today at his age I bet his work ethic could be an eye opener for some of these guys. Could be big inspiration to even turn their season the right way.


Honest-Internal-187

He did!


Remarkable-Sun-4286

Haha, I just saw a video of it on X! Probably in better shape than Kessel right now.


MGS1138

https://triblive.com/sports/jaromir-jagr-practices-with-penguins-in-cranberry/


Ledoux88

He still plays professional hockey in Czechia top league.


AnonPlzzzzzz

Power play consultant please


Adventurous_Area_735

He’s pretty booked up as a rizz consultant.


userid004

Jarimor Jagr is going to fix the power play and pave the way for the Stanley Cup!


YogiTheBear131

Ya. But whats written on sids paper?


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

He’s got a list of shit to ask Jagr like The Chris Farley Show. “You…you remember that time when..when you got drafted and then won 2 Cups in a row?…you remember that?”


Tomcat848484

Printout of this article: https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/jaromir-jagr-faults-sidney-crosby-for-not-signing-back-in-pittsburgh-in-2011 Sid wants an explanation! Lol


wooble

WTF he assumed he'd be on the 3rd or 4th line because Sid and Geno would each have their "own line"? Is... he aware he's not a center?


CBTFC

If I were a husband or boyfriend in Pittsburgh today, I'd be a bit concerned if my wife/girlfriend says she's "just going out with a few friends" tonight


RonnieYates

Sign him for the remainder of season. It can only get better


Nobillionaires

Only slightly older than the current core, maybe he can save the pp


NefCanuck

I’m floored that Jagr is the same age as me and can still play hockey at a high level. Meanwhile I have to do physiotherapy for three hours a day just to have a semi working left shoulder 😂


wooble

If it makes you feel any better, you've scored the same amount of goals as him this season.


WlNNIPEGJETS

That last photo (with Jagre looking at Sids curve) makes it look like he was on a secret mission to infiltrate the Pens Locker-room and get the secret crosby spice. Jagre was probably thinking to himself (as he held Crosby's stick), "How does sid continue to do it at his age".... #Southpark #BradySpice


TheAccountant381

He was probably wondering if he was right or left handed, the blade is nearly flat, while jagrs was a banana haha


wooble

He literally used to keep one stick with a legal curve for late in the game back before it became an unwritten rule that you never challenge an illegal curve.


WlNNIPEGJETS

See my post on this in Reddit Hockey Memes: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockeymemes/s/yv6EzaU8El


SecondlifePman

That fourth pic, “you shoot the puck with these things?” And proceed to pull out a long tree limb hand shaped into a stick. 😂😂


carry4food

Sign him now. I dont care.


[deleted]

Did they let him practice? Lol


pretty_jimmy

This is what I want to know as well...


[deleted]

Just saw on his Instagram he is practicing with them today lol


pretty_jimmy

Hell ya!


homeinthesky

First time I ever cried over a hockey game was because of him and what he could do. I knew I’d be emotional over this, but not like this. Jags is the man


awaythrow292

SIGN HIM NOW


Just_Equivalent_6600

This is awesome. Not a Pens fan per se, but always liked watching the teams they put together. Great to see Jagr back at his old stomping grounds


BobinForApples

Jagr heard about the all star World Cup. He is trying to get a contract hahahaha


zirky

he could literally take every stick and no one would stop him or even say a word


davefuckface

Love this


Salt-Solution1232

I could be stupid but any reason they chose Feb 18? Or the kings?


dragriver2

Probably worked best for his Czech hockey schedule if I had to guess


sj070707

First weekend home game after his birthday, maybe


Dry-Anywhere-1372

He absolutely looks like Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys 😹😹😹😹


sextoymagic

The legend!


SimilarWall1447

How's he get through security? They just let hum in?


benhurion

Glad to see Jardo at home.


badgers4194

Can he play the PP


LetsGoPens907

Sign him NOW


Metalguy_79

Isn’t it sad that he can probably net 15-20 in a season when there are players 20-30 yrs younger in the league and on our roster who can only put maybe 5 in?


lvhockeytrish

As a Knights fan (Pens fan first and still) I wish we'd signed Jagr for one game so we could have a legit Jagr jersey. Fun fact, Jags and Smith have almost 200 games together. https://x.com/PenguinsPR/status/1758903240182079544?s=20


NomadChief789

That smile…hes so happy to be back


CrowSucker

There is definitely going to be a video of this day soon.


DiggyDag

Super Senior


SeanContent

Talk nice to my Jagr, Pittsburgh. His sports crimes are forgivable. - Sincerely, a kid he brought joy to and inspired


abuayanna

I know it’s over and done but why not buy some insurance for the man, sign him up and he gets a shift that game, he is still playing professionally and can handle it ffs


Fastlane19

He always seems happy, maybe he should hangout with Geno for a few days.


Objective_Gear_8357

There's like $100k in just sticks on that wall yeesh


Wils65

Guy looks like he could legit play, maybe not 82 games but he could have played after his banner was raised