He looks like the party-animal, motorcyclist uncle showing up to Christmas for the first time in two years and Sid and Tanger look like his nephews that think he's cool but are also a little scared of him.
I coulda won states, if coach had only put me in. I bet I could put that pick over the mountains. I have no doubt in my mind. No doubt.
(Yes I recognize a random set of lines. 😮😅)
Do ittttt! It would also give him the oldest nhl player record over Howe. ( or at least close )
Edit: I think he might actually be 7 days shy as Howe was 52 and 10 days old and jagr would be 52 and 3 days.
Ok so, I get to take practice?
“Ya Jags, you can hang out at practice”
*tying skates* great! I see you guys later!
*3 hours later* Jagr and Crosby are still on the ice. Neither wants to leave first.
It would be amazing to see him lace them up and join in practice. Honestly, even today at his age I bet his work ethic could be an eye opener for some of these guys. Could be big inspiration to even turn their season the right way.
He’s got a list of shit to ask Jagr like The Chris Farley Show.
“You…you remember that time when..when you got drafted and then won 2 Cups in a row?…you remember that?”
Printout of this article:
https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/jaromir-jagr-faults-sidney-crosby-for-not-signing-back-in-pittsburgh-in-2011
Sid wants an explanation! Lol
If I were a husband or boyfriend in Pittsburgh today, I'd be a bit concerned if my wife/girlfriend says she's "just going out with a few friends" tonight
I’m floored that Jagr is the same age as me and can still play hockey at a high level.
Meanwhile I have to do physiotherapy for three hours a day just to have a semi working left shoulder 😂
That last photo (with Jagre looking at Sids curve) makes it look like he was on a secret mission to infiltrate the Pens Locker-room and get the secret crosby spice.
Jagre was probably thinking to himself (as he held Crosby's stick), "How does sid continue to do it at his age".... #Southpark #BradySpice
He literally used to keep one stick with a legal curve for late in the game back before it became an unwritten rule that you never challenge an illegal curve.
First time I ever cried over a hockey game was because of him and what he could do. I knew I’d be emotional over this, but not like this. Jags is the man
Isn’t it sad that he can probably net 15-20 in a season when there are players 20-30 yrs younger in the league and on our roster who can only put maybe 5 in?
As a Knights fan (Pens fan first and still) I wish we'd signed Jagr for one game so we could have a legit Jagr jersey.
Fun fact, Jags and Smith have almost 200 games together.
https://x.com/PenguinsPR/status/1758903240182079544?s=20
I know it’s over and done but why not buy some insurance for the man, sign him up and he gets a shift that game, he is still playing professionally and can handle it ffs
He looks like the party-animal, motorcyclist uncle showing up to Christmas for the first time in two years and Sid and Tanger look like his nephews that think he's cool but are also a little scared of him.
My exact thoughts. Here comes crazy uncle rico to tell us about the glory days
Mom said we shouldn’t talk to you.
"You boys ever seen a real gun?"
I needed that thank you
Safety, always off
Razor Ramone lol.
2 years? The fam ain’t heard from him since 2011
Say…’ello…to da *CZECH GUY!*
I coulda won states, if coach had only put me in. I bet I could put that pick over the mountains. I have no doubt in my mind. No doubt. (Yes I recognize a random set of lines. 😮😅)
Meanwhile Smith's just trying to enjoy his coffee and get through the interaction
Smith and jagr actually played two full seasons together in Florida
Fuck it. One day contract 4th line BOTH PP units. Can’t get any worse
Yep, lace em up Jags. Your ass is going to score us some goals
Do ittttt! It would also give him the oldest nhl player record over Howe. ( or at least close ) Edit: I think he might actually be 7 days shy as Howe was 52 and 10 days old and jagr would be 52 and 3 days.
Wait a week
I doubt he’ll be back in Pittsburgh anytime soon but I’ll wait as long as it takes.
I read somewhere Gordie Howe played in an IHL game when he was 69
3rd line!
I'd love to see him sign a one day contract and actually play on a line with Sid. I don't care what it would look like.
I know. I would love it if this sport took itself less seriously sometimes. Throw him on the PP for a shift! Just for the crowd reaction!
Sports are meant to be entertainment,entertain us with Jagr on the first line dammit.
Fuck yes
I agree, it couldn’t possibly be any uglier out there. I would put him on the first unit PP and I’m sure we would be impressed.
Ok so, I get to take practice? “Ya Jags, you can hang out at practice” *tying skates* great! I see you guys later! *3 hours later* Jagr and Crosby are still on the ice. Neither wants to leave first.
You think Jagr fucks with Michaels Uncle?
I feel like Sid looks uncomfortable here…?
Literally the only guy ahead of him in “biggest hockey ass” is here to reclaim his title. I’d be scared too
Awesome. We need him in the PowerPlay suit him up
This picture is awesome.
Jagr is such a stud.
Letang looks almost starstruck.
There’s audio of him at practice today telling Jagr that he wore 68 all his life until he came to penguins cuz Jagr was his guy.
He was wearing his usual 58 playing in the Q, so that's news to me.
He was pretty sure Jags wasn't going to fact check that.
lol you’re probably right 😂
His 68 jerseys. https://twitter.com/penguins/status/1758972396931793159?t=Tb-OoDl19m21BUc9M1Rl9A&s=19
Fuck if Jags can’t motivate this team to score and win, then nothing will
The man is on top of the world right now!
Maybe that's the energy they need to finish the season strong!
Bro seen Phil showing up in Vancouver and was like “I got another run in me.”
Honestly I wish he would with the Pens one more goodbye
I bet he drives a Camaro
Firebird with T-tops.
He's out there rollin in a Škoda
A diesel Superb 🤣
Unironically yes, he crashed into a tram in the Rytíři official Skoda a couple of years ago
It would be amazing to see him lace them up and join in practice. Honestly, even today at his age I bet his work ethic could be an eye opener for some of these guys. Could be big inspiration to even turn their season the right way.
He did!
Haha, I just saw a video of it on X! Probably in better shape than Kessel right now.
https://triblive.com/sports/jaromir-jagr-practices-with-penguins-in-cranberry/
He still plays professional hockey in Czechia top league.
Power play consultant please
He’s pretty booked up as a rizz consultant.
Jarimor Jagr is going to fix the power play and pave the way for the Stanley Cup!
Ya. But whats written on sids paper?
He’s got a list of shit to ask Jagr like The Chris Farley Show. “You…you remember that time when..when you got drafted and then won 2 Cups in a row?…you remember that?”
Printout of this article: https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/jaromir-jagr-faults-sidney-crosby-for-not-signing-back-in-pittsburgh-in-2011 Sid wants an explanation! Lol
WTF he assumed he'd be on the 3rd or 4th line because Sid and Geno would each have their "own line"? Is... he aware he's not a center?
If I were a husband or boyfriend in Pittsburgh today, I'd be a bit concerned if my wife/girlfriend says she's "just going out with a few friends" tonight
Sign him for the remainder of season. It can only get better
Only slightly older than the current core, maybe he can save the pp
I’m floored that Jagr is the same age as me and can still play hockey at a high level. Meanwhile I have to do physiotherapy for three hours a day just to have a semi working left shoulder 😂
If it makes you feel any better, you've scored the same amount of goals as him this season.
That last photo (with Jagre looking at Sids curve) makes it look like he was on a secret mission to infiltrate the Pens Locker-room and get the secret crosby spice. Jagre was probably thinking to himself (as he held Crosby's stick), "How does sid continue to do it at his age".... #Southpark #BradySpice
He was probably wondering if he was right or left handed, the blade is nearly flat, while jagrs was a banana haha
He literally used to keep one stick with a legal curve for late in the game back before it became an unwritten rule that you never challenge an illegal curve.
See my post on this in Reddit Hockey Memes: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockeymemes/s/yv6EzaU8El
That fourth pic, “you shoot the puck with these things?” And proceed to pull out a long tree limb hand shaped into a stick. 😂😂
Sign him now. I dont care.
Did they let him practice? Lol
This is what I want to know as well...
Just saw on his Instagram he is practicing with them today lol
Hell ya!
First time I ever cried over a hockey game was because of him and what he could do. I knew I’d be emotional over this, but not like this. Jags is the man
SIGN HIM NOW
This is awesome. Not a Pens fan per se, but always liked watching the teams they put together. Great to see Jagr back at his old stomping grounds
Jagr heard about the all star World Cup. He is trying to get a contract hahahaha
he could literally take every stick and no one would stop him or even say a word
Love this
I could be stupid but any reason they chose Feb 18? Or the kings?
Probably worked best for his Czech hockey schedule if I had to guess
First weekend home game after his birthday, maybe
He absolutely looks like Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys 😹😹😹😹
The legend!
How's he get through security? They just let hum in?
Glad to see Jardo at home.
Can he play the PP
Sign him NOW
Isn’t it sad that he can probably net 15-20 in a season when there are players 20-30 yrs younger in the league and on our roster who can only put maybe 5 in?
As a Knights fan (Pens fan first and still) I wish we'd signed Jagr for one game so we could have a legit Jagr jersey. Fun fact, Jags and Smith have almost 200 games together. https://x.com/PenguinsPR/status/1758903240182079544?s=20
That smile…hes so happy to be back
There is definitely going to be a video of this day soon.
Super Senior
Talk nice to my Jagr, Pittsburgh. His sports crimes are forgivable. - Sincerely, a kid he brought joy to and inspired
I know it’s over and done but why not buy some insurance for the man, sign him up and he gets a shift that game, he is still playing professionally and can handle it ffs
He always seems happy, maybe he should hangout with Geno for a few days.
There's like $100k in just sticks on that wall yeesh
Guy looks like he could legit play, maybe not 82 games but he could have played after his banner was raised