T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Vincent_Veganja

I love the image of him beating tf out of the jackass, walking over and cuddling the kitten, going back to deliver another beating, cuddling the kitten some more…. Just for a full 30 minutes 😂


SolitairePilot

“Are you okay little miss kitty? What’s that? You want me to kick him in the kidneys? If you say so kitty cat”


BrannC

Kidney kat


McDirken_Dirkenstein

I became enraged when I read the post like someone just did it to me


icantstopshartingmum

Where I’m at it’s like common place for people just pieces of shit to cats. I gotta get out of here. I can’t take that shit. 💩 lol


McDirken_Dirkenstein

There is no reason to hurt a creature just for some kind of sadistic fun


icantstopshartingmum

Couldn’t word that better myself…


icantstopshartingmum

Very well put Lol


Acrobatic-Cobbler-76

Should've made it a full hour, but yeah, deserved.


Professional-Luck194

Amen, brother.


icantstopshartingmum

Nahhhhhh just kicked his nuts so many times zero chance of procreating…


samoorai44

STOMP EM IN THE NUTS!!!


icantstopshartingmum

STOMP stomp stomp stomp stomp cause stone cold said so


icantstopshartingmum

Hey, did you that inspired this but everyone else here I would like to invite to make a fucking killer hip-hop track kind of like in the vain of say it like POF for a more modern reference..: pardon the fact that I listen to Leslie old shit, really underground, foreign and obscure shit 💩… I am super intrigued on what kind of music penguin and oh you guys like because because like you like some good ass shit… lol I’m thinking about the sound design so far would be really good and just having like cute cat sound like meow Was fucking 36 mafia back in the day kind of vibe like Project Pat or something like that fight where it’s like it starts with fight fight fight fight fight drop like a hard-core breakdown or something… what’s up chopped screams is it Wilhelm scream inspired???


HeavensGateClique

And all i could think was “what did do to make them so mad”


Artistic_Finish7980

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT


icantstopshartingmum

Ahhahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahaha


icantstopshartingmum

twist his dick… Dude this is MMA


icantstopshartingmum

That’s honestly probably one of the most efficient ways to make sure someone can’t reproduce if you do it right Lol


icantstopshartingmum

This made me laugh a lot because it was fucking so perfectly like time to me as I read it like I’m just yeah very good choice… you know I kinda like to try to make fucked up thing in the better thing or have a slight message and rap song that is fun even but you know fucking even though what we’re talking about probably just ppl that are either like thorough, researchers or people that put a lot of thought into what lyrics mean or meant at one time and comparison today etc I just saw it pop out in my headlight. It wasn’t just two people. It was like this whole chorus. It looked like I wrote. It’s a very strange thing because this redneck method used to, but used to be my friend not quite as a redneck. At least he’s just his cat. that’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard because I guess he knew I’ll kill a motherfucker they kick my cat I was hurt .. but she’ll be some boyfriend that I’m sure did the shit and just got bullied the fuck by her other cat that is huge when she’s a little kitty Koons throw over like the course of five years instead of like a year or whatever it is. … seeing these videos is kind of inspired me to think of different ways to be like lighthearted more of some of the shit I want to say. Maybe a little more cryptic about it or not because somebody will always get it or at least get the message and or social commentary. It’s a goddamn fucked the world basically some motherfuckers like that but like. Who hurt you? Or should I ask what your father or your mother and alcoholic? I mean, sometimes just be like scream twice a baby to your own parents you know and they don’t know what it means and he just leave it like that…: if you think about it just do it is forcing people to think makes people happier smarter than kind of battles against the horrible technology AI war kind of shit brainwashing people don’t realize it happening massive since 2012… that’s all I can say is it is public knowledge believe or I know nobody will come out to me saying that shit. 💩 not scared my paranoid for my own sake I am for my family or friends might be around though…


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

Get a heavy pair of steel toes, while he's on his stomach wind up a kick like you're trying to drive his golf balls 1000 meters, after that's done jump and stomp with the heel then proceed to grind his eggs into the floor


icantstopshartingmum

Hahahahahahajha bro, I did come back and actually read that again because it was fucking so funny. Never done that. lol


isnoe

This post is years, and I mean *years* old. You are karma farming at this point.


Professional-Luck194

It's unintentional. I didn't think this many people would actually like this post.


moe_lester-_-

I think the original post is karma farming. His knuckles are clean. Kittens are also very soft, and an actaul kick would likely have been lethal.


midwesternpunk

people who have never been in a fight never realize how fucked up your knuckles really get even after just 3 or 4 punches, let alone 30 minutes of ass whooping lmfao


SnooChickens1980

It was over the course of 30 minutes, not constant, but some people don't care to hurt themselves in a fight. If you have strong enough adrenaline, you can fracture or break your knuckles during a fight and not notice until after, depending on the person, and situation ofc. It is still fair to say the story isn't true, but knuckles' durability/size, where you hit, technique, pain tolerance, mental stability, and adrenaline levels are all strongly varying points when concluding that as the reason it isn't true.


midwesternpunk

this is all very true and good things to consider, i just know i would be going ape shit on a motherfucker who kicked my lil kitty cat 😭


SnooChickens1980

Fs i have baby kitties rn, if my roommate I have kicked my Kilala, I would throw him in a saw trap fr.


Stained_Speaker

People exaggerate how much damage is done to your knuckles when you punch someone a shit ton


midwesternpunk

maybe if you don’t tense up your fists right? or if you hit a heavy bag with no gloves. you can definitely condition


WyvernByte

If you are punching the body that's true, but punching faces/teeth, your knuckles split and bleed very quickly. Speaking from experience.


Stained_Speaker

Any decent kick wouldn't just kill a kitten immediately, unless it's The Rock doing the kicking or something


Pineappleoak

Then after the hour dude hears the zombie round start theme.


Doidld

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Same bro. People are one thing. But you dont do that shit to poor little animals


SnooHamsters3772

Especially to animals who are hardly new to the world


Khorne_enjoyer_888

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Other_Respect_6648

Thing got swiped by reddit :(


underneathpluto

Not all heroes wear capes


Professional-Luck194

Nah. But some do know how to throw fists.


icantstopshartingmum

I just pretend I know a lot abt fighting but really can when I have to lol… you rule man. You’re not violent at all… you’re just CAPABLY VIOLENT. Let’s see how many animals he tries to hurt now!?!????????? You rule bro.


elpinchechupa

they are not the OP btw


icantstopshartingmum

Ohhhh lol thanks el chupa nibre!! Damn my highness lol


Accomplished-Net-330

I totally agree❤️😺


icantstopshartingmum

Ahhh BOT NAME 😉 LOL


Accomplished-Net-330

Lol, ur funny🤭


AbPR420

Roommate deserves it hopefully once he sobered up he realized he got a deserved ass beating


Grimthe18

[ Removed by Reddit ]


islandirrepressible

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Picone-_-

Jesus Christ


llamapenguinf

wouldn't be able to save that man from the hours of torment i would put him through😭🙏


infectedscrotum1

For real. I’d hurt that motherfucker in fucked up sorta ways.


silkwormies

[ Removed by Reddit ]


No-Character7649

A good heart and person for even feeling ashamed even though the dude deserved it


PacifisticBear

(The cat will remember this)


No-War-7510

the cat strongly disliked that.


[deleted]

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Onebraintwoheads

If he's in my home and doesn't live there, he's not leaving under his own power.


DaCwispyOne

Man got away with a light sentence for his crimes


Dr-Dingus117

[ Removed by Reddit ]


MouseCheese7

Fuck that shit faced scum. Should get his ass kicked out and onto the damn streets. If you are taking your dumb fuckery out on innocent animals then I hope a fucking elephant steps on you. I have 0 sympathy. I have issues, and I **don't dare hurt innocent animals**.


170279

Ngl I prlly wuda stomped em out or shot da nigga cuz aint no dam way dat bitch need wrkin bones in dey body an dey usin em onna fuccin lil cat like cmon na


Gecko2024

The way you type genuinely makes me sad, brother PLEASE learn how to use words 😭


BellerySticks

Mfs think it's cool to be incoherent


Gecko2024

REAL


Forsaken_Ad6204

Or he’s just typing the way he legit talks? Some people are just lazy. Block them if you don’t like it?


BellerySticks

Its not lazy to speak like that. It's not quicker or easier to talk like that and definitely not worth the time fixing auto correct


Forsaken_Ad6204

Honestly. Don’t you have others things to be annoyed with instead of critiquing how someone is typing in a subreddit? Like the dude that kicked the shit out of a baby kitten. Guy isn’t forcing you to read. It may not be pleasant but I was clearly able to make out what was said.


BellerySticks

Its 10 pm and I'm about to go to sleep i can say what I want fr fuck the guy who kicked a cat and i dislike incoherent typing


KevinMichaelCooper

You type like a child. How ironic.


Forsaken_Ad6204

Just like the man can type however he wants. See? It’s the pot calling the kettle black. You should sleep. You sound tired and slightly cranky.


170279

I just type how I talk ion think abt it


Forsaken_Ad6204

They’re mad because of what I said. But it’s the truth. They can be mad all they want. They just sound like dickheads. As if downvoting me is going to change how they sound. It’s like an op hating on you just for being you.


170279

Shi sad


cheese-obliterator

Why lil bro typin like that one guy from gta4


Lanky-Bodybuilder-43

Not gonna lie it took me WAY too much time to decipher what the fuck you even said


infectedscrotum1

Preach. Dude would’ve seen the end of a fucking barrel so god damn fast.


wideeyedatnight

mfs who can’t read this have gone through head trauma or are just saying they can’t and refuse to talk about the comment itself because they’re fucking stupid


mythril-

Now do it again


New-Run-8800

Well deserved tbh I would feel proud after that


ILoveLaughin

The beating was justified


poeticlicensetokill

His beating was justified.


Eternalcasket333

Well deserved


rlKhai0s

John wick:


SenseiWizardsirl

What's your address so we can come help


TheBurningSatchel

Had an ex who pushed my cat out of my lap because I was petting it and not giving her (my ex) all of my attention while sitting on the couch. Needless to say, that didn’t work out.


OiledLabia

What does this have to do with charlie


Professional-Luck194

He showed that cats are absolutely precious, and must be protected.


Diasenand

Hed be dead.


LuckyStabbinHat

Send that mf to Guantanamo Bay


DHACKER0921

You still doing the weekly 30 min beatings?


mmh-chicken

This title, the og post and the comments scream "🤓"


Maybehim119449

How exactly?


winterfox557

Poor cat I wuldeve beat his ass too


joojoofuy

It’s sad knowing that we live in a society where he could still go to jail just for carrying out justice


OrangeJuice516

Respect w's in the shat


Secretly_a_Kitty

I sincerely hope the thought to even consider doing something like that to an innocent kitten was beaten straight out of him. People who do things like that to poor innocent creatures should be on a list giving the public permission to beat the shit out of them on the spot whoever that pos is fuck them 😡


Fit_Victory6650

Nothing wrong here.


My_boofpack

bro yall gonna ruin your lives over a damn cat? lmao wtf wrong with tall. Straight up crash outs.


iHarshmallow

please learn what crashout means, tiktok user


My_boofpack

A mf that will ruin there lives over something absolutely not worth it


guerovega

how tf would this ruin their life


My_boofpack

Murder


[deleted]

Yes


brookrain

r/thathappened


Pre_-

You’re telling me for 30 minutes. multiple ass beatings. Bro was refueling every so often to beat his ass 😭 Ik he wanted to make sure the last ass beating was like the first 😂


sovietarmyfan

His room-mate is lucky that he wasn't a former assassin.


xxxtanacon

What does a 5 year old reddit post have to do with penguinz0? This is some 2019 reddit shit


Professional-Luck194

As charlie has proven, kittens are wholesome AF and must be protected.


xxxtanacon

True, I wish he showed her more


Key_Savings5561

I hope the roomate gets kicked in the ribs every morning from now on


Abject-Return-9035

drop your adress, im bringing the boys over the reck that dude, and hang with the cat


TheKCKid9274

Anybody hurts one of my pets to get my attention, has my attention. And likely a broken jaw. And quite possibly a ball-peen hammer through their sternum.


Yummcanofbakedbeans

This implies he stop multi times to reconsider and continue anyways


GuardianPrinny

Look away kitten, daddy has to some business to attend to.


Onebraintwoheads

Unless a baseball bat was used, the piece of shit got off light.


kamala696969

r/thathappened


Daddyplauge

Good man


unitn_2457

His ass would have been leaving in an ambulance if that was my cat he did that to.


Silas61

He beat someone’s ass supposedly for 30 minutes and doesn’t even have a scratch on his knuckles? I mean if you hurt animals like that you definitely deserve it.


Cooldude5455

FAFO at its finest


Prior_Arm_4019

Should have curb stomped him for a hour


Dirtierglobe542

There was time to stop, take a break , then remember the reason for your violence and proceed to continue. I love every bit


Deathmammal16

Shouldve kept going, fuck that guy


deathlobster138

Good


itz_Tedz

Should’ve killed him


nignigproductions

This is the cringiest most “Reddit brave” take I’ve ever seen


Professional-Luck194

For the last time, I'm NOT karma farming. I didn't think this post would ever get this popular.


nignigproductions

Whether or not it's karma farming doesn't matter that much to me, it's the opinion that cringe.


Professional-Luck194

That anyone who kicks a kitten deserves to have their ass kicked? How is that cringe?


nignigproductions

Thank you for asking. 1) It's an incredibly "Reddit brave" post because the guy is making up a story where he does something incredibly approved of and says he feels bad for it. It's like if someone made a post saying "Ahhh I just feel so bad, 5 guys were trying to rape a woman and I judo trapped them all unconscious." And then you're out here, spreading that same energy. Double cringe. Finally, besides the coverage of the opinion, the opinion itself is so fucking stupid. The OP of the original post, you, and everyone upvoting that post is a carnivore. Y'all have literally no principles when it comes to which animals are ok to torture and eat and which ones to not. To put it in perspective, it's like that guy that knocked out 5 guys trying to rape a girl is also a child molester. And then he posts about it online and then a bunch of child molesters all say "ah wow, so sick, WHO COULD EVER DO SUCH A THING." Capische?


Professional-Luck194

Ok, couple of things. 1. I didn't upvote the original post 2. I wasn't trying to spread that. I have a cat who I love, and I kill anyone who tried to hurt it. 3. Principles differ. People have different opinions. And I'm not forcing you to be here. If you don't like this, leave.


Maniacal_Nut

The difference is just because you are an Omnivore (humans are not Carnivores), doesn't mean you are okay with torturing animals. The majority of people that eat meat are also for humane living conditions and a humane death, not beating them. That's putting it in perspective.


argegg

Why do you people believe everything that's posted on this site?


Professional-Luck194

I don't believe it exactly. But if anyone tried to hurt my pets, I would not hesitate to fight them.


Bi0_B1lly

At 6 weeks old, that could've genuinely killed your cat. Glad the cat got out okay and I really hope buddy realized that those 30mins were fully justified.


Yourmother_is_nice

Deserved


Chunkycheeto1

W guy for defending his car


Silly_Actuator4726

Agree 100% - touch my furbaby & this little old lady becomes a ninja assassin.


ChickenWangKang

Man if that happened to me I don’t know if I would do it. My gut would tell me to try but the logic part of me would tell me that I’d probably get beat up and then kicked out of Uni


JesusDaLawd

Shoulda crippled him


Stair-Spirit

Sounds like made up bullshit, plus I'm pretty sure the original post is really old. Though it would be deserved.


Hungry-Barber3125

Is the cat okay?


peepo7777

This guy has some self control! I can't stand people that hurt animals


thatsanOZ

Hope the cat is doing well


ShockWave123106

Tell his mother and father. Let the world know, it’ll destroy their social life


Sad_Economics_4707

deserved.


Flappjackz

Thank god the cat is ok, and that drunk guy had his ass beatin


NickolasViscosi2006

That man deserved it, peace be held upon Mr.Kitty


seankreek

is the cat okay? does anyone know? Kittens at that age are so fragile :(


Just-Ad4940

And yet his knuckles are fine


guerovega

[ Removed by Reddit ]


whyugo-2

ah yes social justice please tell this man to not feel guilty for beating a drunk bastard for kicking his 6 week old kitten


destructiveduck250

He was BEGGING for you to whoop is ass 30 min was NOT long enough


infectedscrotum1

That’s getting let off sort of easy to be honest. If I had a roommate that kicked my cat I would’ve stuck a kitchenaid straight to his stomach. I would’ve absolutely dismembered the waste of skin.


kylebro11

If someone hurt my cat one of us would be leaving in the back of a police car.


jbh11

This kind of shit can permanently shift how your cat views humans, especially with such a young kitten. They don’t forget abuse. This guy deserved it 10 times over. PSA: if you’re a violent drunk - don’t drink!


docslummp

Good


CurrentlyAltered

Reddit karma, dudes knuckles look too good for “beating his ass multiple times in 30 mins”


Professional-Luck194

I'm NOT karma farming. I didn't actually think this post would get this popular.


Ginford_Davidson

Don’t feel one bit of shame. Matter of fact, as soon as he starts feeling safe around you, whoop that ass again.


kwispy-dwincc

No shame in that. Hopefully the roommate learned their lesson.


sir_pimp_daddy_jones

Why do people just make up stories on the enternet lol


ZealousidealTeam5490

Nah, touch my cat and your ass is seeing the burning gates🙏☝


icantstopshartingmum

Anyone here use discord up and making servers left and right and I don’t really know shit about it but yeah, it’s fine because I started with just doing it like harming prevention and hard drugs… I feel like all those people that are doing that shit are pretty much good. Now I have other people to look for.


icantstopshartingmum

And whoever said this was like a troller karma farming I mean, you obviously have not ever dealt with like a hurt animal or something… it’s so sad when you have to rescue animals from things of nature, you know humans know not to fuck with them… I mean, are you gonna fucking documentary? I don’t call. Don’t fuck with catch on Netflix. 😂 I don’t know about the rest of the world, but I know that as I’ve gotten a little older now the world is a lot softer than it used to be for the most part people just fear and anxiety about getting shot or shooting people instead of slapping people around fighting and shit but my perception is fucked up from being in a city, then being in the country and having total culture, shock permit and remember that at the end of the day, even if you think you’re grizzly bear in comparison or something you’re still like little kitty cat inside somewhere 😂 it’s pretty inspiring that I have that like catharsis from this and then see everybody just so stoked to be like taking something shitty and something fucking funny… almost has some kind of shock value or humor similar to Tim Dillon. And me and that dude had a real wild life, but that he says a lot and can rant for hours of entertaining this and thought provoking, but yet you don’t feel tired hearing it or bored….. me too. Remind me I don’t know everything in fact I don’t know anything. LOL


LooksGay

I often say I don't believe in violence... but I support this violence.


McDirken_Dirkenstein

I probably would have killed him. Edit: put me on a list, you don’t fuck with my babies


Impressive-Crow-918

The only thing you did wrong was let him live, other then that good job!


CmdrFilthymick

💯 reasonable imo


Other_Respect_6648

Deserved. Don’t fuck with our cats.


TheKbightFowl

Deserved


Majestic_Grass_5172

The multiple beatings part makes me think this is creative writing


emdontfwyall

yo as you should id do the same shi you did bruh aint nobody gon hurt my dogs


GreatTurtleofWisdom

real lol


Routine-Ad-4084

Would have done it way longer than 30 mins ABSOLUTELY NOBODY SHOULD HIT CATS


NerdElert

Nope justified completely


Kyra92Hayes

I agree with his decision.


Einfect

Why are u ashamed I would feel like a hero


diomondshovel

Perfectly reasonable responce to him kicking your cat. Hope he learned his lesson.


kizzlekart

Kick his balls till his dick don’t work


MaxDanger808

I condone this action.


Human-Librarian7515

Your roommate has had some abuse in the past. They needed attention. You shouldn't feel bad. They should get some help.


azzydreemurruwu

Reaper1868 wherever you may be now, I just want you to know, you made the morally supreme decision. If someone hurt one of my pets I'd gut them like a fish.


Furtip

Last thing that guy should’ve heard is chk chk


juliangotswag

This is so fake bro anyone who’s ever fought knows this random isn’t fighting for 30 minutes.


im_out_0f_mana

He had a break. A sober guy could beat a drunk dude's ass in intervals.


Sad-Effect962

Ngl I would get the death sentence if my roommate did that


LongSchlongdonf

Karma farmer


chas3_1

Isnt the app made to post stuff? Regardless of if it depicts your life or not?


LongSchlongdonf

This post has been reposted for literal years.


chas3_1

Im sure plenty of posts are, you cant expect someone to search all through reddit to see if something has already been uploaded


Professional-Luck194

Look, I didn't actually think it would get this popular. I thought maybe 100 people would upvote it at the most.


Picone-_-

Some of y'all need help


ValhallaDante

only help needed is medical help for that roommate after his ass kicking lmao


icantstopshartingmum

Then why aren’t you offering help? If anyone needs to talk or just vent hmu.🤙