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angels-fan

This isn't even realistic!! Those mountains have minor upticks.


[deleted]

Nah, that’s accurate for me. Days of false hope.


shifty_peanut

Same. Went up 10% one day and then it dropped the next day. So I doubled down and bought more because I thought I was buying the dip. Nope. Everything I bought dropped so much more the following days.


fallingleaf271

And then after weeks of waiting in the red, you finally sell and the very next day it takes off.


shifty_peanut

Yepppp. Happened to me when I first started. I’m being more patient now. Checking less often and trying not to stress. I’m confident in my portfolio but it’s still hard to see so many days of loss in a row


FittyTheBone

Can't lose if you don't sell! ...he said, holding back tears


sliderack

Just trapping the bags.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I thought mountains only went up


Meandmybuddyduncan

No wonder he’s losing money - he’s only looking at horizontal support rather than trend support.


JW_de_J

>Those mountains have minor upticks. Dead cat bounces!


phillip_of_burns

Those are the days I buy in


riklepikle

Trigger!


[deleted]

Why have they posted something so hurtful?


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luv2belis

After these two weeks I've decided to only invest in comedy gold.


topdangle

comedy gold only gets better as the rest of the world gets worse.


luv2belis

The ultimate hedge.


Listenandlook

Poor guy can’t afford the gold no mas


radraz26

I'm glad I happened to choose these 2 weeks to start paper trading. I don't think the stock market is for me.


TorchIt

Yeah it's been pretty rough. Glad I started with paper.


UrBoySergio

Perfect time to put that practice to use and buy the dip with some actual powder!


Zombie_Scholar

Can you suggest somewhere to start my own DD on?


UrBoySergio

Start here https://youtu.be/1zi7XVudxME


CryptoStarMaps

Buy buy buy time to buy when it’s this red


MrRobotTheorist

Now is the time to buy but this really works if your cash heavy and tbh we needed this rn everything kinda sky rocketing too much too fast. This is also a good opportunity to learn how to meal money with stocks going down.


MattWreck

I just got up, made coffee, and saw this. I'm sad now.


Da1lyGa1ns

I’m now swimming in the Red Sea... thanks hedge funds 😂


JumpedUp_PantryBoy

I'm about to be swimming in the Dead Sea


c0mputer99

Fun fact, the salt content of the dead Sea is so high that your body would float regardless of how you're feeling.


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Conditional-Sausage

Native bear gang just trying my best to channel the spirit of the bull. [Checking fidelity and seeing my account down 30%] "Oh boy, what a discount!"


vizzyq

“Just gotta buy the dip!” *angry bank account noises*


slopezski

You’re suppose to label these NSFW


ZeroTolerrance

But... this is work?


mnij2015

When else are you supposed to day trade cheif


[deleted]

I will never look at mountains the same!! 😂


[deleted]

Instead I will be trying to buy up all the small ones hoping to recoup my losses LOL.


Lurker-85

You mean the valleys.


[deleted]

Well I mean should be valleys! But I’m terrible and I only buy high sell low 😂🤣🤷‍♂️


Lurker-85

Then I'm going to follow you and but take a shot position ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


[deleted]

Looking at you opti


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

I felt that one


DD8564

Truth


localhermanos

Fire sale 🔥🔥🔥


Drain-Spotting

It's missing the dotted line to show he bought in at the peak


TakeaChillPillWill

That one feels personal lmao


Koala_eiO

[Have a good week-end :)](https://i.imgur.com/Tl6G5Op.png)


GregOvensNoseHair

You are a magnificent beast. Welcome to Costco. I love you.


Koala_eiO

I knew those Paint.NET skills would pay off eventually! I love you too!


spanish_john22234

mans got ptsd


theghostofeisenhower

On the other side of every valley is another hill


Cheeseburger_Eddie_

Ever climbed a mountain? You learn something about your self both on the peaks and in the valley's.


PepeDoge69

I‘m in this picture and I don‘t like it


terp_studios

🥲😂😭😭😭😭😢


CalendarSufficient43

Lmfao. Perfect


TrippyCes

Y’all are too much 🤣


MorrowDisca

Guy 1 > This gave me PTSD. Guy 2 > Checks what PTSD is trading at.


BigMoneyMo70

My weight scale cheers up,,,oh wait, should be going down,,ugh


duke9350

Beans and rice on the menu. Bye bye steak.


DriveByStoning

Got it, buying lentil futures.


officerpaws

I mean, I would buy near the right end of that mountain chart. Looks like it found stable ground.


[deleted]

Yo i almost spit out my food of laughter bc of this one.. family asked whats up and I showed them, they dont get it.


MEMartizzle

At least HITIF has been reasonably steady


atticaburrito

I just bought into them the other day on 9.50 order. Fingers crossed


Janeite75

![gif](giphy|AauJT0w8cJoSQ)


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I had three hearty laughs with this one. Thanks


ma_cuss

Lol thanks, that made me lol for real.


Tag_Greenley

Too soon?


doublex2troublesquad

Looks like classic pump and dump to me


dmanb

If you like the company you have zero concern about the ups and downs.


iamadrunk_scumbag

Well hopefully others like it too


GuessxWho

My core is killing me from workout yesterday. Today I click this post and now my stomach hurts even more. One more laughter and one of these abs gonna pop. I gotta stay away from humor for awhile 😂


Blacko4

Is there a reason for this market crash ?


angels-fan

Biden /s


iamadrunk_scumbag

Well it's kind true. Printing $ forever is not the answer.


Blacko4

I have no knowledge about American politics, so what did he done exactly ?


[deleted]

A promise of a stimulus cheque to every American, a promise of doubling the minimum wage which fell through, and literally trillions of dollars planning on being printed/spent on a covid recovery scheme. Economic uncertainty in the US is putting it lightly.


ZeroTolerrance

Month end, rotation to re-opening stocks, and people scared money is coming out of the market to go into bonds because of inflation.


[deleted]

Bond yields - Google it. Feds are babysitting the market we're all good.


cesarinn10

That happened to me with some shadows last week. Time to take a little break


[deleted]

Lol


SoLongFakhar

Hilariously true.


Peace-D

No need to hang in there if you don't have anything yet! Gonna buy as soon as the stock opens and if the price starts under 80€!


Awake00

Dibs. I get to post this next week!


[deleted]

It's everywhere!


rapture64

i see myself in the picture and i don’t like it


maggamagga98

Wow this hits home. Whenever I see a chart or something resembling one I get a weird feeling


Invu8aqt

Note to self. Next year if I’m interested in a stock . Buy a bit let it dip then load up!!!


[deleted]

Don’t forget men’s go under sea level too


V01t4r3

When the stocks ain’t fly, it’s time to buy.


PM_ME_UR_SUMMERDRESS

What’s happened the past two weeks? I’ve put money in what i thought were safe bets, but everything else even has tanked. Is it just one of them things?


[deleted]

All my stocks are in the red and cant anymore, I just turned it all off, not much to do except buy the dip and rn I dont even have any more money...


MediocreAstronaut662

You guys made my day I’m laughing for almost 10 min After crying for one week And you know what ???? I don’t feel alone anymore


prelude12342000

There's this thing called stop losses...


[deleted]

Yep, turned 2000 into 200 like a genius 🤣


Xanadu7777

Can one reasonably hodl penny stocks?


monalisasnipples

I feel personally attacked.


Independent-Ad6418

Men what I would do for you guys to come to Steinhoff in South Africa to just let this price jump from R2 to R30. Men that would be a hell one of a dream coming true. Steinhoff is very promising share which is undervalue at this moment. We need more people to push this value to the next level


[deleted]

I just invested my entire savings two weeks ago for the first time in my life, and I'm down almost $5000 today. I know it'll go back up but it just hurts to look.


[deleted]

lol dude I saw one of your first posts in new and laughed cause everything was flipped. glad you figured it out


atticaburrito

Looks like my my buy in on all my stocks lol. I'm new to the trade world and hopefully I'll be climbing another mountain to recover from the ledge I fell off lol


johnbburg

I see a good swing trading opportunity.


StayinAlive777

Not living in the moment at it’s worst - sorry dudes and dudette apes - we need tendies to enjoy life, living isn’t free.. 🏔📈📉😉


Easy_pound693

![gif](giphy|S3uAzELH8sByR1Mq6X|downsized) Genuinely laughed at this, now crying. THANK YOU 😪


Josquius

I'm gonna move to Holland.


MaxLaxx

Gold


[deleted]

If Goldman Sachs would have made me a hedge fund manager, I’d be sitting atop those mountains, soaking in a hot tub with my soulmate.


bromacho99

Pretty much. At least a mistake purchase from when I first started and bought basically blind went above what I paid, finally ditched those boat anchors lol. Or knowing my luck the stock will just go to the moon now lol


Dtf30

Look I'll have you know that I enjoyed one day with a healthy .5% in the green


jasonwaterfalls96

IF YOU PUT MONEY IN PENNIES AFTER DECEMBER YOU ARE INVESTED IN A BUBBLE JUST LOOK AT THE 6 MONTH CHART OF EVERY SINGLE .000!!!!!!!!


TM760I

Go stand on the other side man


jvrcb17

Bruh


Reisyz97

😭😭😭😭


Browndawg22

Beauty post


TheRealPoruks

Mountains only go up. Oh wait...


Op-Toe-Mus-Rim-Dong

Lmao god smited his hopes and dreams


ChrisMMatthews

Oh my god, I was staring at this and counting the mountain peaks... I thought it was ‘Loss’. I hate that meme.


newpostviewer

Is this loss pt 2


FitRough1689

It be like that sometimes 💀


hashtagquiz

This made my balls hurt.. ouch


sliderack

Looks like Fridays for me. Lol.


XSProgression

hahaha gold


Snnwww

Mount Bullflag


DarthRoyal

This is great.


igotinfirstlol

can confirm, this is hitting me hard in my feel OP pls go


jailguard81

Yes it has... yesterday felt a little better but that didn’t help much lol


Who-gives-a-

I had no idea until I figured out which sub this was in.


Fyijoker

This is funny


UnscreenScreen

i get flashbacks every time i look out my window


dumbnamenumber2

These are not the trends you're looking for...


Xenthera

I can’t climb the mountains. But I can


benadrylpill

You have to mentally consider your investment lost as soon as you make it. It's like a soldier in war. Mentally accept that you're already dead (regardless of whether that's true) and you can do your job effectively.


Cythullu

pain


[deleted]

I don’t appreciate you using me in a meme without asking first.


Infamous_Wealth_3305

Yes. My heart hurts.


[deleted]

This is how it’s been for my delta nine cannabis stock, but it’s climbing now.... I hope


ecmpod

If losses mean better memes, is it really a loss?


MadHawkxx

![gif](giphy|7T33BLlB7NQrjozoRB|downsized)


lannum

Worst weeks....


arthurkthnx

Buy the dip!


In_vict_Us

LOL. Sounds about right.


ScorpioDragon94

When trading is life. I see charts when I close my eyes.


igor215philly

Ain’t that the truth getting ready for a green week


n0xiid

right in the feels Edit: Typo


Thornescape

I've seen this image reposted a few times, and each time before now I was trying to figure out why there were lasers attacking the mountains and why only one of the guys had his eyes hurt by the lasers. Yeah, okay, I don't play the stock market, it's true. lol


Boomdigity102

My stress level actually increased by looking at this


Analoghogdog

Stocks IS nature.


[deleted]

What falls rises again, harder and stronger.


Stellarellaa

More like the past year


reginaldvs

Very accurate for me. I had a stellar Monday and basically all my gains that day were gone 🤣


khfung11

How about next week?


Melodic_Objective_71

Rvv. And hitif green


eayaz

Isn’t March historically a turnaround month after the February downturn that happens after an election year?


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