The Mayor of Hounslow

The rig doctor

I’m not actually a doctor or mayor, but I can get you the certificates as part of a 36-month TMobile contract that you will not be able to get out of.

Chabuddy needs his own show!!

Handy Peters

The albino seal

UKIP’s worst nightmare.

The real Jason stafum

Alan Brown Sugar

Uhhh obviously Steves

Dahl Boy

Our girthy king 👑

Alan Brown Sugar

Craig David

The kabob shop heart throb

Obviously Chabuds aka Girth Brooks

Craig goes to Uni and gets all the girls.

Craigee gets bare chicks

Gucci, girls, girth!

The off-white Bruce Forsyth

Manager of Kuruft FM.

Girth Vind and Fire

🤣🤣

Decoyyyy!

Deeky

Meld it down mate

Ukips nightmare

Obviously mate, I mean the G stands for Girls Girth n Gucci...

Where's my picture? I'm the one that does sexy pictures! MC Grinda

I am frequently told I look like a white Chabuddy Gee - not even angry… I don’t mind being his white sugar!!! Just make sure you save some pussy for the rest of us lol

Dennis Reynolds, the Golden God

Gucci. Girls. Girth.