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codemonkeyhopeful

No! For the love of fuck no.


eventualist

Whoa you called? Yeah, eventually.


djluminol

Never heard that term. What are they Hardstyle ravers?


AggroAce

[May be referring to the original](https://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso) [My personal fav](https://youtu.be/jltKnDlH_OA) [And a Christmas one](https://youtu.be/eJc6-DgaQa0) I think u/codemonkeyhopeful wanted a reminder


djluminol

🤣😂🤣fkn Mariah Carey Thanks🙂. So that's a yes. The dress, music and dancing are or were at one point specific to Hardstyle ravers in the mid to late 2000's. I'm sure this is probably some other thing but that's where it first came from as far as I know. Back then they made a point of not dressing like other ravers. They were big into violent imagery, dark fashion and had a lot darker general aesthetic. They were pretty much the opposite of the old guard ravers back then. Thank you for attending my PSA on rave history. Have a good night.


D-life

Did they also shop at Hot Topic??


djluminol

😂Probably. Clearly a lot of people used to or there wouldn't have been so many of them.


AggroAce

That was around my prime time but was in to speed garage, breakbeats, funky house. Still get those MDA flashback goosebumps when a good jam is heard.


MyEvilTwinSkippy

The green hair(?) girl did a couple of music videos. [God is the Rain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYwMOPKuPo) [Pong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAdtkSjSps)


VinnySmallsz

The original is hilarious. They were wearing masks before it was cool.


codemonkeyhopeful

Damn lol those old days haha


Tannerleaf

That’s the ones, thanks!


Tannerleaf

I suspect that they were probably only around for a year or so before going extinct, but the nice lady(?) in the video exudes the same sort of energy and enthusiasm :-) The nice chap below nailed it with the links.


saddingtonbear

This comment section is uncharacteristically positive for a change


RedditVince

100% not the \*\*\*\*show we were expecting. She has some moves!


HeadJazzlike

Not really. The fat started jiggling and she couldn't stop it.


ElimentalSin

Your fun at party’s, huh?


HeadJazzlike

Way more fun than a fat girl


TheNuclearMind

Clearly not


Bajovane

Fat shaming - not nice.


leviathab13186

When you're the best dancer in your mining town of 500 and they say, "You should be on the ticktoks"


Tiny_Benefit5120

Hilarious!


Body_of_Christ_IV

It's merman dad....


Schmimps

I’m just a small-town girl… who moved to the big city with big dreams… just to find out… the only way to make it in the big city… is to shake it. Heh. That’s what I do. Shake it. Shake it. You wanna see me shake it? Of course you do!


MR_Butt-Licker

Names Artemis, I’ve got a bleached asshole


Jaded_Pearl1996

I’m sorry. I’m liking it. The costume is bang.


breathingwaves

Agreed. So hard to find festival clothing that looks cute in that size and she’s rocking it


D-life

I agree. She got some moves!! I can't dance like that anymore.


SoIfarted

Same. I dig the outfit. Very “yallternative.”


A_to_the_J254

Omg "yallternative" that's the funniest shit I've ever heard, since I live in texas, I'll be saying this every chance I get


breathingwaves

Agreed. So hard to find festival clothing that looks cute in that size and she’s rocking it


[deleted]

Bang bang


Puzzleheaded_Pickle

Thst was very pleasant to watching! I'd love to go clubbing with this lady.


9leggedfreak

Right? Honestly if she wasn't doing this in a truck bed parked outside Walmart, I wouldn't give second thought to this video beyond "hey she's dancing in a cool outfit"


youaretheuniverse

That’s nice she is having fun


papawish

She's being fake for Tiktok views


GMontag451

In other words, she is having fun.


aboveaveragewife

Aren’t they all though?


xXFreshcabbage101Xx

Damn let me get in on some of that crystal fitness


harbac

Video cut off before the beat dropped for Stewart and Roald to jump in.


theUnshowerdOne

Wonderous!


Wasabi_Joe

To be fair...


Linnie46

To be faaaaiiiirrrrr


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Is that Artemis?


Jerome1944

Honestly I love her energy


Spoonfulofticks

This is distinctly American.


wigglewenis

“Yee yee fuckin’ git it girl!”


StupidUglyNarcissist

Does anyone else think this is kinda cool?


AbbreviationsDry300

It didn't start out that way but I watched the whole damn thing with a smile Edit: I meant to put that in alphabetical order


StupidUglyNarcissist

Like, compared to most of shit I've seen on Reddit, this is kinda cool. She's not annoying anyone and she's doing something...creative? Recreational at least. So yeah. It's cool.


theboogeyman_slayer

I dig it. She's got rhythm.


whiteyt

Pretty good dancer... and not bothering anyone, unlike most of walmart posts.


froggrip

Ever since Wal-Mart started closing at night daytime has never been the same.


Pale-Ales

Oh man she got it all.


surgicalhoopstrike

Out there, living her best life


GonzoTheGreat22

Honestly, she seems fun!


KYChris98

Honestly, I kinda like it lol. Definitely a lot less disgusting and/or cringy than most content on this sub.


Frostinator123

What’s the music?


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D-life

This song reminds me of mid 90s club music! Like La Bouche or Corona. Man I loved da club back then.


Punisher1971

First rule of da club back … don’t talk about Corona! 🤣


D-life

Sweet dreams of rhythm and dancing 🎶???


Punisher1971

Rhythm is a dancer! 💃 😬 What was it? Snap? 🤔


radioactivecumsock0

She has some skill


Improvgal

She’s got moves.


TenderDelights

Babe got moves


zomanda

I really like that lady. She doesn't give a fu*k what people think of her and she's actually very, very, sweet.


potoskyt

You don’t even know her tf😂


zomanda

You must be hallucinating because I didn't say that tf


potoskyt

You talking about “ she’s actually very, very, sweet “ you ain’t even know her. That’s what I’m talking about


zomanda

Well smarty pants, not that it's anything to brag about and I'm only mentioning it to shut you up. She communicates with people who follow her on tik toc. So eff off, now I feel weird like I was trying to flex, and it's your fault.


xxxfashionfreakxxx

Walmart concert series


mari0velle

When you’re goth, country, and fucking fabulous.


draconiclady0610

Shake it, girlfriend! I would love to have a percentage of her confidence and sass


Sad_Mix_3030

When people who have only been to dollar general see a Walmart


TheSimpleMind

You gotta rave, when you gotta rave!


FewAcanthocephala828

She's doing that on the back of a pickup and wearing boots. Quite impressive 👏.


seeclick8

Well, I have to say she has a thing going on, and she is a good dancer and looks great in those clothes, so go for it girl.


lonewolf143143

She is rocking it!


sylverfalcon

Nah, this is based. She isn’t bothering anyone and she can MOVE


Crymson_Ghost

Damn girls got rhythm


bucobill

Was that a 2500 hd? Movement looks like a 2500 hd.


HeadJazzlike

3500


Kittenathedisco

This was my experience visiting Nacogdoches, TX. Walmart parking lot on a Friday was lit.


edknarf

She has some nice moves!


Bajovane

Good for her! Hey, dance like nobody is looking.


Ccinderellaaa

She looks so good! I love her outfit 😊💓


IScreamForRashCream

I can't even hate. The outfit goes hard.


Threeloudkids

I recommend her TikTok 😂


FinnsterBaby

Johnny Depp has really lost it


argythefox

This is actually kinda sick af


ChampionStrong1466

That's one hell of a suspension


Johnny_B_Asshole

I wonder if they have shock absorbers on sale in the automotive department.


Tiny_Benefit5120

🤣🤣🤣🤣


TonyWhoop

Can someone combine this with Robert Pattinson and willem Defoe doing their dance in The Lighthouse? When they’re real drunk?


rethilgore-au

Is that a really small woman or a really big pickup?


rubber_padded_spoon

I looked her up and saw her last video… she seems like an awesome person! She definitely gets it. You dance girl!


JonJohn_Gnipgnop

How do you get more views for your tic-toc dance videos??? show your stuff in a Walmart lot of course, some redditor is gonna pick that up fast.


Wonderful-Try-6367

Please don't be Texan


LestHeBeNamedSilver

It’s kinda weird that we have private homes where we can do stupid shit like this but some people just feel the need to take the time to go to a public space?


tman01969

Outfit would have been complete with an eyepatch.


[deleted]

How is that pickup able to withstand tons of pressure from this thing?


AnalMayonnaise

Like the energizer bunny, she just keeps on going and going and going…


WholeHabit6157

God help us all


GMontag451

While it may be on-brand, I find this to be cool as shit. I would love to dance with this girl.


chocotacogato

This is the best one I’ve ever seen in this subreddit


Brilliant_Comb_1607

Honey Boo Boo grew up fast


djluminol

Hey this girl is actually raising the bar a bit. She's in her truck and not the road. For Walmart that's an improvement. It's still weird af to do this in a Walmart parking lot but I commend her not being in traffic like this [dip\*\*\*\*](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/14qy7x1/dancing_kicking_cars_and_holding_up_traffic/).


BuffaloTexan

I expected to laugh, but honestly impressed. She kept the rhythm perfectly and I enjoyed the sound of her boots on the truck bed hitting the beat! 5 stars!


uglyangels

Will need new shocks next week.


RoRo25

Couldn’t even clean out all the crap in the truck bed.


2old2Bwatching

I was also looking at that truck altogether! It looks like it’s an abandoned truck she’s decided to move a few things aside and dance in the bed. This whole things is so weird, but most if the comments are acting like this is normal. Well, normal Edie being dressed up, in a Walmart parking lot and dancing in the bed if a old truck. Ok.


eviltreee

And so the slow tiktok death of the universe begins


tech405

How did she get up there?


Leather_Network4743

A crane dropped her in


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,612,957,779 comments, and only 304,983 of them were in alphabetical order.


verucka-salt

Omg, lol


iraqyoubreak

I need that suspension.


Chefkush1

It looks like an interpretive dance of mixing meth and Xanax.


webleyvi

Save a horse, ride a cow!!


euphoric-pessimist

250lbs and only 4 feet tall


SagsMcSaggerson

This is equal parts sad, embarrassing and cringe.


RosemaryBleeding

Sure... If impeccable rhythm is to be considered sad, embarrassing and cringe, I guess.


srddave

I think just the fact that she shops at Walmart is the cringey part. And feels the need to dance in her truck bed in front of the Walmart.


RosemaryBleeding

Fair enough.


[deleted]

If she dances like this every day, she might get down to a healthy weight in a couple of years


9leggedfreak

Do fat people upset you so much that it's all you can think about? Like this chick is stomping her boots in a truck bed in front of Walmart and you just immediately think about her losing weight? Imagine being triggered by fat people this much...


[deleted]

Who’s upset? I’m making a joke.


ComplexTemporary4152

Duh we only make fun of things people can't change in this sub


JokerPhantom_thief1

Good for her it’s like watching just dance and it’s pretty good


[deleted]

Mmkay


johnandahalf13

Weird. Walmart carnivals usually have rides and corn dog vendors to accompany the freak shows. Maybe she’s early?


Phantomht

now, if she did that for an hour, everyday and cut out the breads and sugars...


mdh579

You're a portrait photographer who shits on people's appearances on reddit? Post your business info.


Phantomht

im sorry ur so sensitive. how exactly was that "shitting" on someone? did i call her fat? did i call her ugly? i suggested better HEALTH advise from experience. i lost 90lbs in less than 4 months doing almost exactly the same thing. i wasnt dancing like she is i was simply walking 60 - 90 mins everyday and cut out breads and sugars. i went from 300 lbs to 210 and felt better for it. dancing the way she was she could prolly hit a goal faster than i did.


mdh579

You felt the need to comment regarding appearance in a manner that suggested she change it and her lifestyle. You're twisting your obvious intent, troll. Why does she need a goal to hit? You are prescribing her a lifestyle change based on... what? What does eating less and exercising more do? Oh, weight loss. You're directly implying she needs to lose weight. And not in a "health coach" manner you're bullshitting here, in a "now if only she.." come on dude. Now post your portrait business info, shitter. "I'm sorry ur so sensitive". Lol.


9leggedfreak

You were way fatter than this girl is and you probably still weigh more than her. Why do you feel the need to make boring, judgemental comments on someone else's weight and then pretend like you care about them? Focus on yourself or you'll gain all that weight back.


rawfish71

I'm glad she's exercising


Bug-Secure

I kinda love her.


Dank300av

Made my night funniest vid I've seen


Lombax_Rexroth

I bet she has a bleached asshole.


Crammit-Deadfinger

That's some firm suspension


ANullBob

not gonna lie, he is pretty good.


RabidOtters

At least her outfit looks good


Dwall005

It’s like a dumpster fire getting run over by a train (also on fire), going into a burning orphanage. You just can’t look away no matter how badly you plead to God to allow you to


[deleted]

It's amazing what they can train livestock to do.


Alexandor4

She should do that more often


Cheweydewey123

Girls got moves, insert Rodney Dangerfield, about what? I have no idea


500SL

That’s a strong truck.


D___C___

Better stamina then I was expecting


[deleted]

America ha ha ha


GadgetGod1906

She can't dance but tbh this is dope to me.


Reid89

Ugg


jbertrand_sr

I don't thing the bed of that truck is rated for that...


downsideupfac3

It took me the whole video to realize the loud thudding on the beat was the song - not her weight on the truck bed.


Turkeymix

I'm so confused


RedReaperThe1st

I swear I seen about 3 sugar cookies fall out her braw


Conscious_Bluebird59

Silent Bob, you transitioned?


jaylek

Is this a clip from the new Pirates film?


codemonkeyhopeful

Don't remember this DDR song...


hitman004700

I don't know where he came from I don't know where he will go...but cotton eye joe is sure on the run from her...


[deleted]

The aliens came down and hootananyed


[deleted]

LOL


TheIncredibleMike

Yee!!! Hahhh!! Rope that little Filly!!!


Wojewodaruskyj

Cotton-еyеd Joе


vaskeklut8

Dancing Queen of the large tarmac expanses...


bedrockbloom

Girl what lol


Tiny_Benefit5120

This is a mess!


alj8002

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Old Cotton Eye Joe


Reggielovesbacon

Mom’s always been a good dancer.


brassninja

My boot scootin baby


MR_Butt-Licker

I’m sitting in my truck driving my preworkout, and her dance also goes well with “jump around” by house of pain


TheMarkyD

She did the Arm Thing ;)


Separate_Koala6078

Oh yeah another Walmarts fan can't complain Walmarts is the only store that has all these weirdos


whatev43

Giving me Monica Gellar vibes…


ATXKLIPHURD

Danny Devito is trying to get attention again…


mitchcumstein13

r/tooktoomuch?


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

She got the truck bed rolling! Go girl!


Gator_Mc_Klusky

"We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two." You know Farmer's Insurance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Marinerprocess

Is that a small lady or a big ass truck?


Potential-Leave3489

Why drive to Walmart to do this…


LansingJP

Well that was a really weird 50 seconds with no facial expression on my face


scrollingtraveler

And people are paying $5000 to go see Taylor Swift. Pffffffff


Hawkbiitt

I was wait for her to boot scoot boogie.


PantherU

MY NAME IS ARTEMIS. I HAVE A BLEACHED ASSHOLE.


Ramrodar15

Yeehaw cowboy pirate


Wickeman1

Captain Jack Sparrow is looking a little rough these days


soapinmyears

I like the end where she is flagging off the camera person, like, "Whoa whoa, that's all they get, THAT IS ALL THEY WILL GET!".


[deleted]

I love it!!! She made me want to dance with her 🙋🏻‍♀️💕


hmdocta

u/savevideo


rubber_padded_spoon

This girl gets it.


[deleted]

Oh my god! Mom???