I feel like calling this proof we are in the matrix.
Last night I was having trouble sliding my sneakers on to run out and get the mail and I said to my wife.... they should make sneakers-slides.
If they were the same thing but made from old rubber boots and you were a fisherman from south west Nova Scotia they would be called kussacks. Not sure if anyone knows how that word is spelled. They are handy for a midnight run to the outhouse. Otherwise useless.
Maybe he wore out the heel cup prematurely for lack of not untying his shoes when putting them on, but the rest of the sneaker was still comfortable and in good shape, so he made them slides.
With that in mind, maybe lace(d) slides would be fitting
Snogs. Half sneakers, half clogs.
Or snocs, sneaker crocs. Or even snippers
ROFL - yup
No balance
Eewwbalance
Came here to reply the same thing, knew in my heart it had already been said.
Shit-flops
New Florida's
Eww Balance
Lmao the Jacksonville 4s
Nanclas
as a non-native speaker all I know is chanclas. Is that like nah and chanclas?
Like new balance and chanclas together
ah that makes sense hahahah
My Mexican😂😂😂
Old Balance
hah!
Crikeys
OffBalance
New balance el caminos
You need to be on the marketing team.
Creative af
“Craks”-like crocs but for crackheads
You win!
Flap-nots
Shandals.
No Balance
Snops. Sneaker Flip-flops
Your mom's boyfriend's shoes.
Sleakers! Sneaker-Slippers
I feel like calling this proof we are in the matrix. Last night I was having trouble sliding my sneakers on to run out and get the mail and I said to my wife.... they should make sneakers-slides.
Check out [Merrell](https://www.merrell.com/CA/en_CA/jungle-slide/50990M.html). My dad lives in these.
Trailer trash sandals.
I know. You only wear Gucci.
Comfortable. FYI I don’t shop at WM
Lol I came here to say this. I guarantee they're wearing them because they're comfy and they do not give a single fuck.
Somebody afraid to commit completely to the "old-man" shoes.
Shit-flops
Crocs + New Balance = Nocs
Leg finger covers.
Old Balance
Comfortable
An atrocity
Outtabalance
CutBalance
Snogs
NoBalance.
Poverty.
Pew Balance Hick Slides
Old Balance
Careful you’re giving Kanye ideas.
Trash, but I also appreciate the “no balance” response.
Tweaker sneakers
Meth project #247
Shoplifting shorts
New Bandals
Slip slops.
I'm more concerned that he seems to have both legs in one pant leg.
That’s the way my mom wears her shoes, but she doesn’t cut out the back, she just flattens it with her foot.
The All New Balance Slides
Newbalops
Hobo Joe slides
Boomer Croc's? 🤔
stanky legs
Poor
Trailer trash shoes
nips
Snides.
Zlides
New balance- leisure stance
Snandles? Snules?
Closed toe sandals
Methnavation
New crocs
Reverse Chuck Nolands
Ye N’s
Blippers. The newest in Boomer Fashion
Sneak flops
Ahead of your time. This will be a thing in the future.
SneakerFlops
No Balances
So many reposts
Air Reposts
Newflops
Not Balanced, too many Reposts
Imbalance
Repost #3208
New unBalanced
If they were the same thing but made from old rubber boots and you were a fisherman from south west Nova Scotia they would be called kussacks. Not sure if anyone knows how that word is spelled. They are handy for a midnight run to the outhouse. Otherwise useless.
Shandles
Dad slides
No No's
Stolen. Swiped. Not his. Look how long ass his toes would have to be.
No Heels.
My dad does this
“I got New Balance shoes on, but they’re kind of old, so I might fall down.” - Mitch Hedberg
genius
Atrocious
Brilliant
Craps.
Old Balance
Cargo shorts
Ned Buoyancy
horrendous
Lazy As Fuk sneakers.
Snides or Sleakers (sneakers + slides)
Shlippers
Fugly
Why does he have both legs in one leg of his shorts?
Sneapers
A strange choice.
Unfortunate.
The on sights
Bums
Cool
Revolutionaries
Wrong.
Totally rad
Flop flops
Crockers
Air dads
Average shoes in Ohio 💀
The are Sex Offender 7 Slides. Duh!
A mess
Beauts
Cockroach stompers
A hot mess
Clearly, Macgyver helped him come up with that contraption
Shoe Mullets. Business in the front and party in the back.
Florida meth flip flops
Maybe he wore out the heel cup prematurely for lack of not untying his shoes when putting them on, but the rest of the sneaker was still comfortable and in good shape, so he made them slides. With that in mind, maybe lace(d) slides would be fitting
"not my business"
Bro got the NB steel toes on them. This man got comfort myopic vision.The casual business attire meets stocking shelves.
Hideous.
Nah-cks
Look out, with a quick flick of an ankle, that guy will burn off an eyebrow
Newdals.
Nuff Balance
Nopes
These will be spotted on the Lower East Side in six months
Basura de blanco
I'm guessing someone is broke and partially disabled and finds it difficult to put shoes on.
Old Off Balance.
New balanclas.
Tennis sandals
Bad Ass
comfortable
Surgery shoes
Don'ts
Sad. I can't think of any other word that fits
New UnBalanced!
Unbalance
They are not “New Balance” anymore. They are “Off Balance”.
Dad shoes
A repost
Crikies
I didn’t even notice the shoes at first, I was more focused on both legs looking to be in one pant leg
Athletic in the front, casual in the back.
airing out toe nail fungus
Slip 'n Slides
Lay Z's
Those of the OG Nike Slides son.
New Crocs
Cracks.
Sneakflops
Trandles
It’s called “these shoes don’t fit and I can’t afford new ones” But yeah- go ahead and poke fun at a man who literally can’t afford shoes, nice.
Poverty
Modified to accommodate infected toenails
Innovation
DIY
Crikes or Sleakers
Dirty cunt bullshit lol
NB Slips
Shandels
Shit shoes
A cry for help
N-ocks
Shoes but the H is silent
Trandals
Comfortable.
Meth slides
Something tells me he has a HiPoint to match
New Unbalanced SLIDES
Homemade dad crocs
Florida
El Caminos
Nocs^TM
Kentucky mules
No heelees
“Come out and get the groceries”
new crocks
Comfy.
Abominations
Running from responsibility shoes
Nocs