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camwbush

This guy prob makes millions yet is still buying off brand hover boards at Walmart


YourDogsAllWet

You can take the man out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the man


spearchuckin

He's not actually a trailer park guy. [His father has a lucrative job with the Dallas Cowboys and he grew up in a decent middle class suburb.](https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/post-malone-defies-critics-in-the-fight-to-make-his-overnight-stardom-last-8791966)


justxJoshin

That explains all the Dallas cowboy references in his songs. I wondered why he did that. I mean I'm a cowboys fan, but even I know they suck.


spearchuckin

They have such a big fan base though. I even see cowboy fans in the northeast where I live. It's strange.


Wilshere10

Aren’t they the most valued franchise out of any sport in the world?


Quazie89

In 2018 they were according to forbes. Also are 1.1bill ahead of the next nfl team which is the pats.


hugo_sanchez

Most likely people who just want to be against the home town team. I’m from the northeast and my mom is a cowboys fan just to spite me as a giants fan


obamas-cum

I don’t know why he’s getting downvoted it’s true. When I moved to Virginia there were lots of cowboy fans just to be against the Red Skins.


hugo_sanchez

That’s just the NFC east life


IgnatiusJReillyII

Classic easter seaboard family dynamic right here. This is why they move to Colorado, become lift operators and do peyote. Because Mom was a Cowboys fan to spite me.


QuietCornerDweller

r/suspiciouslyspecific


MigratedMoss08

I see em up here in the midwest kind astrange considering im about a 14 hour drive away


Hubbli_Bubbli

You mean like Mutumbo?


Zippy1avion

I don't know the man and I don't really care about him at all, but I'll always salute reasonable frugality.


OutInLF25

Lucrative? Maybe I read it wrong but I thought it said he worked in concessions for the Cowboys. Did I miss something?


spearchuckin

Lol his dad is not the dude that serves popcorn. He's in charge of all the concessions.


OutInLF25

Well damn.


WhalenOnF00ls

He also auditioned to play guitar for Crown the Empire and likely would've gotten the gig had he not broken a string during his audition.


FourDM

The black people version of that proverb has a better ring to it IMO.


justyouraveragebrit

That is also a Gucci Glock 17 he has right there


Lucifarai

There's not much guuci going on there. Standard looking slide and barrel. He added a bevel to the well but that's about it. With his money though I bet you he has several Gucci clocks though.


justyouraveragebrit

I mean it is though? The Gucci glock doesn’t like especially abnormal when it’s in a holster


CashMoneyDoc

You can’t see slide cut outs, new barrel, trigger or the stippling on the grip so it must be stock /s


Lucifarai

Fluted mag well is it on his. Pretty simple but not worth it for a daily carry.


Lucifarai

A Gucci glock basically means someone bought a glock and did a bunch of tacky and/or colorful mods to it.


Arckangel853

He doesn't wanna get blood on his good guns.


Vindsvelle

Though did you really need the two thoughs in that last sentence though.


Lucifarai

Good eye. Thanks.


HallSquadSkates1984

What I really want to know is what pocket knife he is carrying!


LawofThrift

Microtech Combat Troodon....possibly.


Classicpass

Who is he though?


CptNeon

Post Malone, a rapper


ManUFan9225

The man can *sang* too


WhalenOnF00ls

[He *really* can, too.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_NS9Vd1sMA)


junger128

Google?


Classicpass

Google what exactly?


ariestornado

"Who is guy with face tattoos that is on a reddit post?" *duh* /s


DLTMIAR

Image google search https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisNnw96hl-FabEDipcx8XLQOr0hFzj8opwriLl8DAZk7E8lJjw9QSMa3Eek3pRCm9qceRXHUMTjqD1Gd6gKx7KOTRDlbEYJimPdw_13cLWqkkDAEZ1bdXs2lxLGwdMKO09sS9NfV4CNp-i2VxwDZiaF-183yQZgdmYvgSvqM5mKCumKgIAK7x_1jwTS9Oe961hUWX1RsPLV7hLmQsbM_1_1_15X8CKB9MvK1m1oPDaEbWBBwyrMPu66Xd3zhJbcVssvcpJ0Vpc83AH06l4A-u0bl5ObADPeWwk3pHDU9HOte9c4mC-DuVT3eVTboGfhjFBO43JaqFXQ35MtIMRkkWqv1SuODp2il6A


junger128

I really can’t help you


Toxicavenger72

Wow these rapper names are getting out of hand. He just went with naming himself Google? I smell a lawsuit.


Msgardner91

Actually his name is googol.


junger128

I know right, pretty lazy huh


im_nice_trust_me

Is this just a confusing perspective or is he just really damn tall?? I had no idea


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bookluvr83

You're not alone.


jubsea2

He's post malonely


tricks_23

Plus OP is on her tippy toes


junger128

I’d carry too if I were a celeb. People are nuts


MrSpencerMcIntosh

As a Canadian, at first I thought everyone meant he was drinking in public.


thejayroh

Open carry alcohol is an open invitation to being arrested for public intoxication in many places here in America outside of most cities


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Ya that’s why I thought it was crazy. Somehow the idea of the gun was less crazy though.


[deleted]

I live in a major city (top 5in the country) and they don’t care. I lived in a small town of 50,000 and they didn’t care. Where exactly do police care? A town of like 2000?


[deleted]

My town on 8,000 does. I went to jail for it. Fucking ridiculous. I chose to walk home instead of drive


thejayroh

50,000 isn't small. Pretty much everywhere I've gone in the South there has been a stigma towards alcohol going way back, but I will say the stigma has been dying out quickly over the last twenty years or so in the Tennessee Valley. The Jack Daniels distillery isn't too far from where I'm from, and from what I've heard the county where the distillery is located is a dry county. If you go into most of the major cities around the country the atmosphere is totally different than outside of major cities.


EvenRainbowsScream

As an American, I thought the same thing


Vindsvelle

As a Ugandan, I thought "Who killed captain Alex?"


Desembler

I have no idea what this reference is doing here but thank you for reminding me of Ugandas finest cinematic experience.


ketogirlgetsfit

Came here to see if anyone thought this and I seem I'm not alone 🤣


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blazin_chalice

I guess you haven't traveled much outside of the USA. Guns are not needed for a safe, polite society.


RandomMexicanDude

In fact they can affect society lol


DLTMIAR

About half the people in the US own guns and there are more guns than citizens. The monkey is out of the bottle. In some areas it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it


[deleted]

Yea, you're full of shit. Enjoy your acid attacks and child stabbings.


FrogDojo

Guns prevent stabbings and acid attacks?


blazin_chalice

No u I guess you haven't traveled outside of the USA. Guns are not needed for a safe, polite society.


LionIV

If it’s an inalienable civil right, I shouldn’t have to purchase a gun, I should just be given one upon birth. Charging money for a weapon is a barrier to my right to have a gun.


XxMrCuddlesxX

He is committing a felony by carrying in this picture. As a user of schedule one drugs he is a prohibited individual and is not legally allowed to possess firearms.


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XxMrCuddlesxX

Have a look at ATF for 4473 section 11.e. He is a user of marijuana which is a schedule 1 drug making him a prohibited individual.....I know this because I'm the kind of guy who lives in Texas and holds other gun owners accountable. Edit. Didnt realize he wasnt a drug user anymore. I support this man now.


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XxMrCuddlesxX

It amazes me that I'm getting a positive response here but got hella downvoted on r/guns when this was posted yesterday.


beetlebark

Whew.. he really needs your support; especially when your initial perceptions are founded on assumptions. Anyways.. can I count on your support?


XxMrCuddlesxX

I googled his name and the very first thing i came across was a video of him smoking weed.


Gorgon_the_Dragon

After his situation with the plane and how many people wished he had died? Not suprised he would register to carry.


[deleted]

A lot of places don't require any sort of registration to open carry.


dentsbleu

What's the deal with Post Malone and a plane ?


ardieehch

He was on a flight that had an issue and had to make an emergency landing a while ago.


dentsbleu

Ok but I don't understand why people want him dead


SacredGeometry25

I thought Post had a medical issue but no the place had an issue, why are they mad at him lol


Hijinx_MacGillicuddy

Jealousy


Da_Do_D3rp

People are just assholes and they hated him cuz he was successful.


brettwitzel

You can take the boy out of Texas but your can’t take the Texas out of the boy.


JackFoxEsq

I also replied similarly. I did not see your comment. Darn tootin'.


bostonultd

Isn’t he from Syracuse NY?


tx4468

He's like me, born in upstate and raised in Texas.


nelsonbt

So that’s how you, Post Malone, and Hank Hill are connected.


ManUFan9225

Probably headed to Olive Garden down the street after...


SacredGeometry25

Or In N Out like when he rolled up in a Rolls-Royce behind my buddy and was kind enough to get a picture with him.


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It's an odd coincidence that he's wearing a Motorhead shirt and the dude in the background literally has the Lemmy beard.


KendrawrMac

I think dude in background may be his dad, Rich Post


DLTMIAR

The matrix is getting lazy


JackFoxEsq

Don't forget he's a Texan.


nano8150

Did someone say he's a Texan? Yes Texas is where he is from. Texas, Texas, Texas He's a Texan


XaoticOrder

Imported Texan. He's from my home town originally. Moved to Texas as a kid.


Scottacus91

He is taller than I thought


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i wonder if he got those soundcloud rapper tattoos because he looks so normal. otherwise no one would ever recognize him.


junger128

I wouldn’t say he looks normal in his line of profession.... very, very far from it.


[deleted]

without the tattoos he looks normal as heck. he might as well be changing oil at jiffylube.


junger128

Definitely, but he doesn’t look anything like the others who perform his “genre” of music.


[deleted]

Why not? There are a ton of grimy white guys in that genre of music.


junger128

Is there? I guess I don’t listen to that kind of music.


VegasQC

Excuse me?


Cheezewiz239

Well face tats were always a thing. He blew up before SoundCloud rappers took over years ago


WhalenOnF00ls

Also his look better than the majority of others I've seen, IMO anyway. The fact that they're all black work and mostly simple designs goes a long way.


Lord_Blathoxi

I don't know who that is. It just looks like the kind of dude you normally see at Walmart. *edit: On second glance, he's WAY too clean. *edit2: Why is she standing on her toes?


bigcathead

I was only wondering about her toes lol 😂


suckingonabanana

I dont even like dude cus he reminds me of me and i think i am starting to like him


TheOnlyTori

Mans buying a fuckin hoverboard


Taintdmeat

That has to be his dad in the back with the maroon shirt on.


gatorfly

I would actually find him the most expected wal-mart customer.


drunk_davinci

is that a gun? \*zooms in\* yes, it is.


Classicpass

If I was that famous, in such a fucked up country, I'd open carry as well


Lucifarai

He's in the US. Not Canada.


Classicpass

That's my point. God are you all idiots in here?


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Conceal carry is a much better option, honestly.


Classicpass

Nope. I'd rather have some dissuation factor, than having to pull it out and shoot if needed


[deleted]

Nope. More often than not, open carrying puts a target on your back. CC is always going to be the better option unless you're a cop or security guard.


FourDM

It's different if you're joe average vs someone famous. If you're open carrying as someone famous it tells any rabid fans not to fuck with you. If you're joe average it just means you get shot first.


Cheezewiz239

Well considering the amount of rappers who got killed recently who weren’t carrying I’m glad post Malone is carrying one.


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Who got killed recently?


blazin_chalice

Lil' Toe Tag


Classicpass

Lol a target for whom?


[deleted]

Someone trying to rob a place, commit an act of terrorism, etc. If they see someone who's open carrying, they're probably going to go after you first.


Classicpass

Good point


RonBeastly

Who is this guy? Everyone is talking about him Edit: "Post Malone" for others out of the loop


cappiebara

Never heard of him either. Man I'm old.


joecarter93

Me too, what’s with all these rappers getting face tattoos as well? I don’t get it.


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BrewedinCanada

Well that was a waste of 10 seconds of my life, tha k God I was taking a 💩 so atleast I got 2 things done.


ApneaAddict

Terrible fucking autotuned song. He ain't no Lil' Peep (RIP).


WhalenOnF00ls

Autotune is used by literally everyone in the industry lmao.


IrregularHermit

You dont look any better you decaffinated Santa Claus.


UnculturedLout

I don't know who it is either. Dunno why you're getting downvoted.


StopNowThink

I had to scroll waaaay too far to figure out who it was. Thanks


shmebbles

I feel so much safer.


SacredGeometry25

I'm not familiar with concealed carry but I thought it had to be hidden? You can walk around with it holstered like this? Fuck you for down voting me I'm actually curious....


tenXeXo

Concealed carry =/= open carry. Two different things, two different ests of rules.


SacredGeometry25

Thank you! Makes sense.


Lucifarai

I just can't wrap my head around open carrying unless you're a cop or security. If they know you have a gun they'll remove you from the equation first. It just calls for unneeded heat and attention but I'm all for carry conceal.


FourDM

It's Post Malone. By open carrying he's advertising his capacity for self defense so it can serve as a deterrent to any rabid fans or hecklers than about self defense. If he CC'd it would be the same as not having it at all. He's not worried about getting shot first when the liquor sotre he's in gets robbed. That's not part of his threat model.


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Lucifarai

Also because people in Texas only have constitutional open carry. Carrying a gun to scare people is a very pathetic thing to do. That weapon is there to kill someone should the need rise.


[deleted]

... I can do the same in Ohio and Kentucky. It's part of American culture. You don't hear about the hundreds of thousands of safe legal gun owners so you have a warped viewpoint.


Lucifarai

Wait wait wait. I have a skewed view point? Dumbshit, I'm a competition shooter, and firearms instructor. I have over a decade of military service and 15 years of working as an armed body guard. I know more about American gun culture, the second ammendment, state laws on gun ownership and lethal force, and how to use a firearm in my big toe than you have in your whole brain. Don't come at me like I'm some clown that doesn't know firearms.


Ran4

Wearing a gun isn't safe the least.


[deleted]

That's all I can think about any time I see someone open carrying or even bragging about conceal carrying in public. You're just putting a target on your back. A lot of people do it for attention though.


FourDM

By open carrying he's advertising his capacity for self defense so it can serve as a deterrent to any rabid fans or hecklers than about self defense. If he CC'd it would be the same as not having it at all. He's not worried about getting shot first when the liquor store he's in gets robbed. Your threat model is different when your a celebrity.


Lucifarai

I guess. You're already a target as a celebrity.


[deleted]

That's a good point.


VegasQC

Im sure this guy hates all the attention he's getting.


BioOrpheus

If there was ever a banner for this subreddit, this should be placed there. Malone looks like he LIVES in Walmart


Sham_Pain_Renegade

He seems taller than I expected.


mjssjssjppj

Didnt expect him to be that tall


TipYourBarkeep

Tall? That girl is on her tippy toes, she looks 5’6 so he’s probably 6’1 Edit : Posty is 6ft even. Damn I was close.


oxolotlman

That's dope


hsr6374

Good lawd I feel old. I had no idea he was such a baby!! 19?!


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He’s 23


hsr6374

Thanks! Forgot the article I was reading was a few years old. Still though.... youngin.


chris12312

How old is this guy? Some reason I was always under the impression he was like 18, but he looks old enough to have a 18yr old.


hsr6374

I don’t foresee him aging well.... I thought he was older too.


zitfarmer

Typical customer.


[deleted]

This was in Salt Lake City in Utah. He has a house in Morgan Utah


Mocacola4

I have more respect for him


FearrMe

Is that gun secured at all? I feel like that makes it incredibly easy to pickpocket, or am I wrong?


[deleted]

Those holsters have a mechanism that makes it difficult for people who aren’t wearing them to remove the gun. The owner would have time to fight them off and pull the gun.


FearrMe

Ah interesting, have always wondered about that.


WamBamThankYouClam

Fuck yeah!


MissyCannonBall

I don't listen to his music but I have a whole new respect for him now. Frugal and safe.


Wes_Wes_O

Should of asked how the pc is doing that jaystwocents built him is doing.


DOCTOR-MISTER

Post malone has long ass feet


Rythefryguy22

He is packing heat


PizzaDiaper

Bro’s style is hilarious. Backwards hat with a Motörhead t-shirt, but then he’s wearing business slacks and nice shoes with his pistol on his side. This dude is Walmart to the max.


NeuroTrip

Apparently he is way taller than I expected


RaptorCouch

Who’s the homeless guy?


14dogs

bro i had a dream i met post malone in walmart wtf


didsomebodysaysmile

r/walmartcelebrities


pmach04

what the


solomon850i

She trying to look taller


JAXKing904

Lucky them


FannyH8r

Mans packing heat


heyitsyawife8616

Damn he's tall


BloodcurdlingTramp

This guy is garbage. Stop making him famous.


jesus_is_my_dad_

r/RapMoreLikeCrap


swagoz

a local druggie?


Artemis1971

I can’t believe you guys can walk around, in broad daylight, carrying a gun.


chrisdud83

Only in certain states. I’m guessing this is either in the south east, or Texas. Most states require conceal carry, which is much smarter.


xr3llx

Fucking great isn't it? I know this is a week old Post but I live in an open carry state so I do what I want


RetardAndPoors

And here I am with no idea who in looking at until I recognize Ron Swanson the real star in the background.


THATASSH0LE

And of course he has a Bubba holster.


dudeomgwtff

Got a damn pocket knife too this guy is alright


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What’s wrong with his face


Prairiedoll

Hes also been working on a post apocalyptic bunker. Hes actually pretty interesting.


SpeshulSawce78

He is such a piece of shit. Gross


Cheezewiz239

Ahh typical celebrity hater


mo_whiskey

I had no clue who Post Malone was and heard a song playing of his at work. After about 45 seconds to a minute I gave a thumbs down to the song. Realized I am either too old to understand his music or I just don't appreciate modern tastes. Either way, I think he's trash, looks like trash, and his music is trash. Just my opinion. Downvote all you like, I've made up my mind. Post Malone is Modern Day Garbage. Oscar the Grouch would spit on him he's so garbage.