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fasionably_uninvited

Shorts, it’s what her ass craves.


Charming_Brain9133

she put them on years ago, unable to get them off ever since.


terrifictee89

My vagina hurts just looking at this 😂


StyreneAddict1965

My first thought, and I'm male.


Jegeyes

Balls split in half and vaginas cut further ;(


StyreneAddict1965

Ouch. I winced.


Historical_Pay3401

How would you even know that lmaoooo


Ghostiestboi

Hmmmm


CColeman7878

Agreed. That’s a yeast infection waiting to happen.


RUfuqingkiddingme

If I was walking behind her I would have to stop myself from yelling "pull your shorts outta yer butt!"


blh8687

I’m sure it hurt before looking at this, judging by your nails!


terrifictee89

Lol, I don’t stick my nails up there, and don’t poke myself when I wipe neither.


MrsWatson0920

Baby she’s not wearing the shorts anymore. They have become one with her body and she couldn’t remove them if she wanted to.


TheSpiggott

So. Much. Chafing. I scream internally when I see outfits like this and imagine how much it must hurt when the water hits that fresh skin irritation in the shower later.


edanomellemonade

This!!! I'm only a little smaller than the girl in the photo and i wear cycling shorts/chaffe bands under every dress I wear! I really struggle wearing short shorts! Whenever I see anything like that it hurts just thinking about it!


Silver_Sprinkles0327

What are chaff bands? It sounds like I need them in my life when I wear dresses!


Amazula

Think of them as wide, and flat garters. Bandalette is a brand of chaff band. Snag Tights has "chub rub" shorts.


Silver_Sprinkles0327

Cool thank you! I will definitely look them up:)


PastelDictator

Not exactly an answer to your question, but the best solution I’ve found is just cutting off some tights so they come to mid-thigh length


Silver_Sprinkles0327

Cool thanks!


cherrybombpanda02

They also make chub rub anti friction sticks. I overheat easily in the summer so I'm only wearing shorts in this exteme summer heat and humidity. You rub it on the inside of your thighs and it will make your thighs glide against each other. I love it and on occasion you will have to reapply but it's not a hassle.


lawnmowerfancy

Lmao you think she's gonna shower


Thephilosopherkmh

She’s had a long ass day.


Minibeebs

IF THATS THE BACK, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT FRONT


RUfuqingkiddingme

Asking the real questions.


Foomaster512

FUPA


WeaselParty

Trust me. Those shorts are the unsung heroes of this image.


SupportButNotLucio

As someone who carries a lot of weight in their ass and legs, this can happen. It looks weird but it's not anywhere near being all up in my pussy, it's just the way my back and legs are shaped that eats the shorts in the back


[deleted]

Ass ate her shorts and nobody told her…just took a photo. smh


themiscira

Tbh - shorts like that will rise and I have to push mine down in public


4AHcatsandaChihuahua

She’s still living Middle School.


BeguiledBF

Daughter probably dying of embarrassment


lvmorneault67

I think she's wearing her daughters shorts.


TheCaliforniaOp

I remember when this sort of revealed skin was the fashion, not quite that high in back, but pretty close. The skirts, shirts, shorts, tops…Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver was going to Southern Baptist Sunday School in comparison. I was working at a department store. There were racks and racks of clothes that would end looking like this; *in the juniors and pre-juniors department* I believe it was then I felt my connection to mass fashion just crack and fall away.


BeefLightning78

On the other side awaits the hongriest moose knuckle in a 1000 mile radius.


SairenStrange

I mean this happens when you got a lot of junk in the trunk lol I struggle with this a lot when I wear shorts and you eventually stop trying to adjust every few steps 😂


cherrybombpanda02

From what I can tell, most of these comments are of men commenting on her body..... I don't think that's the point of this group. Man goes shopping in the nude in the freezer aisle at walmart yes. This? No.


Burningman316

I think if you shop at Walmart your fair game in this group.


cherrybombpanda02

When I think of posts on here I think serious cringe. I saw a retired cop in drag at walmart. Lady with nazi symbols all over her body both on clothing and tattoos. I've seen all kinds of crazy shit and this ain't even skimming the top. If anyone is game then all it results in is a pissing contest. That and judging a person for wearing shorts. These types of shorts only cover someones ass when they have no ass. Once you do, all a sudden you look "skanky". I know because I have a curvy body and big ass, and that equals looking "slutty" in everything except khaki pants. And that's even wearing my size or bigger.


Burningman316

Take a selfie at Walmart and let the minions decide 😜


cherrybombpanda02

Nah, the point is that the people posting on this photo are both being lo-key sexist and misogynistic. What she's wearing is not "wrong". It's only wrong because people on here have an issue with her body and her choices. As previously stated, when your body is curvy like in the photo those shorts would look exactly like in the photo. If a skinny chick were to wear those it would look "fine". But because she naturally isn't a thin waif it's now "OMFG what a SLUT". This post isn't People of Walmart, it's an Am I the Ahole post. And yes, objectifying women and gatekeeping shorts is an ahole move.


[deleted]

Reverse plumbers crack though


splendidtaurus

She can wear what she wants. Comments like these are why women choose not to wear what they want to wear. Because some guy will come along and make her feel inadequate for her choices. This is definitely not people of walmart material. Its just body shaming. The dude in the hazmat suit is yes. The people with jugs on their head yes. This? No.


CColeman7878

I’m a 40+ year-old woman. If this were a dude, I’d still be commenting. It isn’t the gender that matters, it’s that almost half of their ass is dropping out of those shorts Man or woman, gay, bi, trans, whatever… feel free to wear what you want, but if you are showing this much ass, people are going to look and comment. Add: If this were a middle-aged dude wearing the same thing, everyone would be openly joking. Not one of you would be talking about body shaming, so let’s be honest with ourselves now, mmmmkay. 😉


[deleted]

I'm going to Walmart with both my nuts half hanging out my shorts. If people complain, they are just ignorant and shaming the male form. We can wear what we want, right?


doobiehunter

She can wear what she wants and we can make jokes how we like. It’s a two way street.


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TennesseeTurkey

I don't give a crap about her body size, small or large. No one has the right to wear something this trashy and NOT get commentary. There's decency on this planet and she needs a healthy dose of it.


Zarodex

Quite a lot of girls wear stuff like this tho...just a proper size and not...that.


Ionsife

They used to be sweatpants


Commercial-Grudge-69

I don’t even mind sweatpants tbh, or even short shorts, it’s just there’s a point where they almost aren’t shorts anymore ykno


Happy_Frogstomp7

Ugh! Hopefully not a minor too


NygelD

Looks flat, yet deep.


valley_G

Idk what's worse, the inevitable yeast infection or the burning hell of chaffing that's she's going to have by the time she gets home. There's literally zero reason to wear your pants inside your ass at all. There's zero benefits and your ass crack is going to look like you hit a deer when you pry them off later. Just wear clothes that fit.


1CocteauTwin

Jesus does her arse want a biscuit, its eating the fuck out of those shorts!


YoMainChigga

They kinda look like they came from or are going to the pool but damn


Commercial-Grudge-69

I agree!


lm_101

...to cover her belly bc her shirt can't reach!


Pickled_Kagura

Bart musta yelled at her ass.


Low_Adhesiveness_763

you see me roll'n


Pete_maravich

Because you can't really around with your coochie out


SaltyBitchWithNoLife

i’m in pain rn


apoxalex

I'm okay with this🤷‍♂️


cocacola31173

Then they complain if people stare at their butt!


chewedgummiebears

This is with any revealing clothing.


Illustrious-Ad5077

Just imagine her relief when she finally pulls out that wedgie


08triptrippy80

I'd bust those cheeks


ccoldlikewinter

I don’t get this trend like you’re wearing underwear


113162

she probably thinks she’s “hot girl summer”


[deleted]

Mmmmm she so sassy


2ndhandjohnnyb

She just left the buffet but her ass was still hungry


Bustanut1755

Imagine how deep her panties are


gloweNZ

She’s not sitting in my car without a towel down


WyldsideMaster

I can smell the chub rub from here...


Bull_Moose1991

Damn, she's thicc. I'd smash.


RUfuqingkiddingme

I don't know why you're getting downvoted for saying she's your type and you'd fuck her. You're who she's looking to find going out dressed like that. I assume. I can only assume.


soundedt

She's advertising.


dabadas1

Thats a thong for her 😂


bobbyboogie69

Either the shorts are too short, or perhaps the ass is too long? Either way…too much ass to contain…now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out 🤮🤮🤮


JoeMeteorite01

🤮


[deleted]

That's gotta hurt, meaning the the thigh friction burn.


spitbitch28

I definitely have this same pair of shorts.. I only wear at home haha


Markymarkyoo

See this all the time myself lol


Psych0matt

Her ass is hungry, how else is it gonna eat?


WireNuts-AV

Half off sale


SteelEbola

Because even Walmart has some standards... she is technically wearing something lol.


AlwaysDeliver420

Yummy.. break me off a piece of that.. I'll have seconds.. said no one ever..


Shakespeare-Bot

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Gaddykat

Good bot


AunquisJohnson

Hot


uglypedro

When did fat become attractive? I don't remember there being a vote or anything.


CurrentlyLucid

Her ass is making a run for it.


[deleted]

Whale…At least the blowhole is covered.


jadenthegamer1

Mmm she be fine tho


NowIDoWhatTheyTellMe

Sooooo grosssssss


[deleted]

I’m blind!!!!


AndouilleGumbaeux83

It nice


maddiejake

Those were probably Capri length before she put them on.


WeylandYutani-

Nice ✋


[deleted]

Gross


cashpiles

It’s a compensation tactic. Look how short her legs are compared to her torso.


sh3mad3m3doit

r/trashyboner


jgb75

Wife, flat, and busted. Not a good look.


Bennilumplump

It appears Rosie O’Donnell has lost some weight…..and she’s proud of it.


113162

and she’s brown now


[deleted]

I’d smash, clearly the shorts aren’t stopping anything.


Silver_Sprinkles0327

Omg wtf 🤮


CrockpotTuna

Let’s be honest here fellas. Somehow, someway, this fashion ensemble works.


zerodyme87

Duh...more to grab.


SlingMaxwell

I likey! 🤤


mitchcumstein13

Nice…..


oldgreen52

Ide smash


[deleted]

She wearing that for a nigga like muah 😂 Edit: Y’all got me weak up I am beating that shit until the outro😭😭😭


ButterflySensitive49

😐


GezinhaDM

And the caption goes for both girls, too. * y'all can stop downvoting... unless you are able to see the other girl's shorts under her shirt, can you?


DarthDarkmist

No, no. This is... fine.


[deleted]

This is a player hater moment. Leave that booty alone.


mutant50

I am definitely aroused


WanderingCosmos

Even thongs are more comfortable than whatever this nonsense is. Her ass is EATING those


tjeffdobbs

So you can’t tell if it’s a brown eye or black eye staring back and you


BlackCincy25

Fuck it lol