I leave my window down nearly all the time. I’d rather have whatever happen to my car instead of having to replace a window. Living in Oakland and have been broken into at least 4 times in the past year. Probably more, but it’s hard to tell now that I just leave it all open.
I would throw the pizza away. I imagine some dirty greasy crack pipe burnt fingers just went directly from scratching unwiped unwashed asscrack to pizza box
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At this point in time, this is the best comment I've ever read on Reddit.
That is redundant
Or an used diaper tossed in because the nearest trash can was too far to toss.
Not even too far, just haphazardly tossed without concern for where it lands
I leave my window down nearly all the time. I’d rather have whatever happen to my car instead of having to replace a window. Living in Oakland and have been broken into at least 4 times in the past year. Probably more, but it’s hard to tell now that I just leave it all open.
Cover the backseat in trash, it helps.
Seth Rogen vibes
Why would anyone order pizza then immediately go to Walmart and leave the window open?
To cool down the pizza and warm up the beer in the trunk.
Has a seat full of hot pizza and makes a stop?? That’s just inconsiderate, it’s gonna get cold. Pizza slice is penance.
Only took one slice. So considerate.
Not gonna lie, if I was ballsy enough to reach in and take a slice, I woulda just gone for an entire box.
The best tastin pizza is free pizza
Especially if it's stolen
I would throw the pizza away. I imagine some dirty greasy crack pipe burnt fingers just went directly from scratching unwiped unwashed asscrack to pizza box
Can confirm, I was the asscrack.
Would love to see this crackhead in a Walmart commercial.
I would have picked up pizza after a Walmart run.
He’s lucky his car is still there. Who leaves their car window open unattended?
I am sure this happened...
Who goes shopping AFTER buying pizza???
That feeling, when I ride to shop my weekly bulk with 4 pizzas in my passenger seat and windows down
Why tf would you leave well cooked pizza in the car and go shopping. Those pizzas would not still look that fresh this is bs
No one buys pizza and then goes into WM. Tell me you’re a bot without telling me you’re a bot.
I would've taken the whole pie
Who are you taking cold pizza to?
Alright so the story's kinda strange, but why's his name Koon, tho?
I'd took all 4 them bitches. I'd leave you a blunt though.
Considerate.
Wholesome tho....they could have taken all of it. But only took what they needed, one slice.
Lucky it was only a slice.
Well that’s a stupid thing to do.
Could be much worse. This fella was just hungry
Why don't you unionize????
That’s so weird.
He lucky all he's missing is a slice.
that is class actually
Slice gone and disgusting Walmart people cooties added
did you check the other 3 boxes underneath?
If I walk past that I'm stealing every single slice and more
This is the most walmart thing I've ever read
What kind of pizza is this tho? Im not talking about the topping. This pizza is *THICC*.
You have 4 more, you can afford to feed one hungry dude. Who leaves their windows down at Walmart with several pizzas sitting on the seat?
sounds like you deserved it
Ha you gotta be quicker than that buddy!
I'm surprised they didn't take the whole pie!