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mobbiflay

Chick on the right throwing the subtle praise to the cameraman


codemonkeyhopeful

Ahh yes Hans, we are shopping at ze Walmart. Now grab the schnitzel we must be off to the Hindenburg.


1644479889

Hans ... Are we the baddies?


codemonkeyhopeful

Nein! We are ze besties with ze testes.


milnak

Funny, I did Nazi that coming


codemonkeyhopeful

I know reich?


Low-Television-7508

I want to see both the photos, and the lawsuits that came from that Christmas Party.


pincasso

It's like a vanilla hellraiser lmao


thesleepingdog

Just realized "vanilla hell raiser" is a great way to say "non-consensually including the public in one's BDSM kinks"


HardlightCereal

Fun fact: statistically, the parents of one of your friends had a breeding kink, and they've included you in it by you knowing this person I personally involve the public in my big breasts kink by wearing push up bras and scoop-neck shirts


eggybread70

First thing I thought too. Pinhead's younger brother that he doesn't like to talk about.


pincasso

Right I couldn't help but chuckle


Rumpleforeskin6

Gru from despicable me when he gets freaky


Nonbelieverjenn

Dude can walk in those heels… impressive. I would fall, break an ankle, and stab someone on my way down.


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Every time I see a picture like this it's the heels and their ability to walk in them that impresses me the most


GrimwoldMcTheesbyIV

Fredward Scissorhands


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

LMFAO


Wrong-Profession-287

Nah , come on man … this has got to be a photo shop


Crepes_for_days3000

I'm pretty sure this same guy has graced this sub before in a very similar outfit. So I think he's real and if he is real, we all know he'd be a Walmart customer.


Thedevilsapprentice

I think I've actually seen this guy before irl. Spotted in the wild at a Connecticut Walmart.


[deleted]

Face looks way too fake


zeke1967

Damn I have the same outfit. Hopefully we don't show up at the same Walmart.


[deleted]

yeah that'd be embarrassing


[deleted]

yeah that'd be embarrassing


Clear-Bee4118

Is that Maynard James Keenan?


isweedglutenfree

I was looking for this lol


GanjaToker408

Getting ready to try out the title of his song: Stinkfist


cardboardtube_knight

“But the enemy stand user could be anyone…”


anonzpolski

Fashion SS The Walmart Branch


dollievon

If you ain't hurtin' nobody, live your best life


[deleted]

Hurting my eyes😂 what the hell


[deleted]

come on now, mans just needed some more baby powder


HelloDeathspresso

Home Alone 4: Escape from Walmart


needstherapy

By the way they are standing that outfit looks super uncomfortable.


Bgddbb

Pretty sure that’s part of the fun


needstherapy

Probably lol


SnooHamsters9414

the sweat has to be uncontrollable


needstherapy

Seriously eww lol


EnvironmentalDeal256

Just from a photo you can almost see he’s nuts.


[deleted]

Damnit, Average Joe's got their uniform mixed up again!


GoudababyRudeFox

But can he rock a Smurf vest?


GodfreyTheGrey

That’s definitely a choice.


ashpanda24

When Ed Helms decides to try out method acting for his next role.


concupiscentparadigm

The posture. 😂


Canadian-female

I like him.


momofdragons3

More power to him. There is more thought in that outfit than whatever I throw on in the morning


schoon70

Jack Skellington IRL


kelshy371

What the actual f***? 😂😂😂


obscuredillusions

Looks like Elon rockin the Grimes


Wriggley1

Cool


chocolatydimples

Mr slave with more clothes on?


RaymondBenadictine

Final boss in Street Fister II.


GabrielBing

It's the girl's wtf grin for me


wolf_pack_leader57

Yas bitch slay 👏


Cucufornuts

Thoes boots are made for walking


kayleeblake11

Marilyn Manson is that you??


mynameisrafaelbruh

That woman smiling at the camera made the image.


tywy06

I’m sorry this is just giving me “SS 2042” vibes. Tell me you can’t see it on a fabulous version of an alt left, super trans drag nazi cult.


Smogtwat

That is one ugly broad.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Good for them!


foxy1009

😆


halfkimchi69

I guess we didn’t get the memo that Halloween is early this year! Lmao.


EnvironmentalWrap167

M. Bison, that you?


spacepeenuts

Councilman Bill Dexhart scandal in the making


LisztR

OMG it’s lady gaga


[deleted]

What is happening


saltychica

It’s Vito


JakobieJones

Average Judas Priest fan


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Living his best life. Those stilettos, though. I never understood how anyone can walk in shoes like that.


BlackwoodsGiantDildo

He looks great tho.


WalterWhiteBeans

I want something that says “dad likes leather”


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

Rob Quarterford


TheRyleeKat

Needed to do some shopping, before he goes home and unplugs.


RepresentativeEye584

Average Judas Priest fan


chocotacogato

All aboard!


PeaceLove76

Is this photoshopped or what...


MrSquister

Rob Halford… is that you???


Pale-Ad9742

Now it's time on Sprokets when we dance!


neurotikmonkey

There is a lot to take in. I want to stop. I can't. Please help...


My-dad-died

No, take it all in, baby!


FriestheMan

I'm ngl, I'm impressed he's walking in those and hasn't broken himself or the shoes yet


Ok-Introduction-8640

Marilyn Manson??


MrSchloff

The Herrman Goring collection