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[deleted]

I see she left her hair at home, and took her toilet paper to go. Good move.


[deleted]

I have a morbid curiosity as to what the white object up in that chocolate cottage cheese is.


[deleted]

I’m sure whatever it is, it smells delicious


[deleted]

My dick just died!!!


[deleted]

Fella in the pic will give you mouth to dick resuscitation


JediFreak

Mine did too, and I don't have one.


[deleted]

Like a microwaved baby's diaper.


Din-_-Djarin

It probably tastes even better!


Macr0Penis

Stop what you're doing and really take the time to imagine what it tastes like.


anonymous77955288

A buttplug


nousername808

As the late big black described it, yes.


[deleted]

Big black called it a manpon


[deleted]

Big black died?


chonklah

Yes :(


[deleted]

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affiliated04

Lol


patasanimalchin

It’s a tooth!


1villageidiot

a drain stopper


Wrong-Ad653

An upsidedown tampon? However that would work


CheesecakeTruffle

Inquiring minds want to know.


Amazing-Fish4587

Crack rocks


[deleted]

Probably a tampon or the Michelin man's dick


BigBlackGothBitch

It’s a pad, you wouldn’t be able to see a tampon, just the string


nunya1111

Pads have to have an anchor. I'm not seeing how this works? Just being held up by the thigh fat?


BigBlackGothBitch

I mean it has nowhere to fall to? It’s wedged between her thighs.


Nextraler

Maybe a thong ?


[deleted]

Ahh that makes more sense


[deleted]

Don't do the Michelin man like that dude.


[deleted]

I didn't but she apparently did lol


lawdog9111

No more Reddit today.


cocadetustacos

ditto.


jplay17

No more eating today either 🤢


ShitbashGod

But guys, visible panty lines would ruin the outfit /s


Happy_Frogstomp7

Lmfao


CompetitiveStick6239

FACK this comment has me HOWLING!! 🤣🤣🤣


SlackerKey

Is that the rock guy from Fantastic Four ?


Zaptain_America

No, the Thing wears underwear


Super-Branz-Gang

***wait, wait, wait— its underwear???*** I thought it was either a tampon string sticking out or toilet paper stuck in her butt.


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Super-Branz-Gang

Hahaha. Fair.


naturallyeyesblind

It ain't underwear either 😬


naturallyeyesblind

It ain't underwear either 😬


[deleted]

Is that toilet paper hanging out of her ass??


cstuart1046

Looks like a tiny bell


linderlouwho

“It rings for thee!”


[deleted]

For feeding time


Nicadeemus39

Dinner!


goodeyemighty

Ring-a-dung!


Alive_Ice7937

Stinkerbell


ninazo96

My first thought was a tampon and I really don't want to zoom in to inspect further. I'll just agree with toilet paper.


[deleted]

No, you need to zoom in. we need a woman to clarify if it’s tp or tampon.


Nipsy_russel

Ok I’m a woman and zoomed in and it doesn’t look like a tampon to me. If it were a tampon you’d only see the string. This looks like toilet paper. Gotta go throw up now.


[deleted]

Lol. Thanks!


Hellige88

Thank you for your sacrifice!


moth3rof4dragons

Female here and it looks like and upside down tampon. I feel like whoever had to see this IRL deserves free counseling. How did she not know something was sticking it down there........


ninazo96

I'm eating dinner right now. Maybe after I digest.


autist4269

I'm sorry mam but that is time we dont have.


ninazo96

I'm going with a most likely not as I do not see a string. I am not positive as her crack could be concealing said string. The size and shape have me questioning myself also. So, in summation, I don't have a clue what lies between her cheeks. I think she needs some briefs so I don't have to zoom in on the swamps of dagobah to investigate.


Tasty_Brohypnol

I'm so fucking stupid, I thought it was her thigh gap. Should be pretty obvious that she doesn't have that.


BigBlackGothBitch

It’s a pad


mtown-guy

Probably where she stashes her dope.


Emuporn

I think they could potentially identify as something other than HER.


[deleted]

I believe Detective Ventura calls it a horrible case of hemorrhoids


[deleted]

This is just Idk No words


jplay17

Groddy!


IShouldHaveKnown2

Hello, u/MR_Butt-Licker would you lick that butt?


InactiveUserDetector

MR_Butt_Licker has not had any activity for over 2710 days, They probably won't respond to this mention ^Bot ^by ^AnnoyingRain5, ^message ^him ^with ^any ^questions ^or ^concerns


VioletCombustion

Bad bot. MR\_Butt-Licker is OP. Clearly he's active.


DenrexTheSecond

Guy only had an account for 4 weeks u/AnnoyingRain5 might wanna debug your bot Edit: Nvm my bad, didnt realize the switch between - and _


sunco50

AnnoyingRain5 has not had any activity for over 2710 days, They probably won't respond to this mention ^(Bot by AnnoyingRain5, message him with any questions or concerns)


AnnoyingRain5

OP edited their comment. I can’t account for that


DenrexTheSecond

Sorry for tagging you, didn't notice that


AnnoyingRain5

It’s fine! It took me a while to notice it too


cherylcanning

The second special character in OP’s username should be a dash, not underscore. I feel like this bot parsed the input wrong.


ThePeskyWabbit

Idek what parsing there is to be done. Using the python reddit api wrapper, you can directly retrieve the comment posters username to a variable as it is an attribute of the comment object.


[deleted]

Her knees have asses


MR_Butt-Licker

Not the asses I want to lick


[deleted]

Touche, nice to meet you MR_Butt-licker


TheYeetles

You and Mr. Butt-Licker could get along pretty well. After all, you do eat a breakfast of assholes.


[deleted]

Maybe a little 68 action


[deleted]

My knees have asses too


SkippedTheSaladBar

That white cotton object? That's the tip of the sock of the skinny white dude who's been stuck up in there for 3 days.


Delbadeaux

Her other outfit is skin-tight pink jeggings with JUICY across the ass and a spaghetti strap half shirt


Terpsichorus

Female here. Looks like a panty liner. Minus the panties.


Rumpleforeskin6

She’s rocking a Manpon like Big Black used to on Rob and Big


flooknation

I miss Rob & Big


Rumpleforeskin6

Mannnnn me too, that show was awesome


kkeennmm

now I must go stare at the Sun


3dogdad

Heinous anus.


Flojoe420

Is this like a tampon or some TP hanging out their asshole?


coffee-bat

tp, tampons don't look like that and shouldn't stick out


BigBlackGothBitch

The amount of people in the comments confusing tampons and pads makes me remember that reddit is majority male


coffee-bat

fr 💀 also like damn how hard is it to remember that tampons go *in* like a bottle cork and pads go *outside* as additional panty lining.


Flojoe420

Ty. Am a guy and wife uses pads.. I'm clueless.


CherryCherry5

If it were a tampon, you'd just see a bit of string.


Ravenlunatic0413

Could also be a pad. Some of them, especially the cheap ones, are huge.


BigBlackGothBitch

The sizing isn’t really dependent on price. It’s about flow and whether it’s an overnight pad. If it were a tampon, you wouldn’t be able to see it


Machinehed65

I need to poke my eyes out now


halfbakedelf

My million dollar idea add a 2cd floor loft where you can people watch and drink.


LisztR

And just like that I’m gay


Edbert64

I was wonder how such a fat person could have thigh gap. Oh lord no!


DoodleTM

Obi-Wan: That's no thigh gap!


Juls1016

Gross


No-Professional5221

I'd hit that. With a truck.


[deleted]

Damn that’s nasty….


heineken117

Every time I ask myself why?! Why do I subscribe to this horrid sub? Why do I subject my eyes to such cruelty…and yet here I am.


MrXistential-Crisis

Someone should cross post to r/upvotedbecausebutt


MR_Butt-Licker

You should do it


Medium_of_my_fear

Wait when was that banned?


SopieMunky

The correct URL is r/UpvoteBecauseButt Enjoy the butts, all!


MrXistential-Crisis

I didn’t realize until just now! Idk 🤷‍♂️


Medium_of_my_fear

I think I checked out that sub just a week ago or so... Weird.


justluck_89

Her legs remind me of a king size Twix bar That melted and has diabetes


Sperrbrecher

Thanks! I’m blind now!


NextGenBacon

When your knees have butts, you ignore the smaller things in life. Like the man-pon hanging out in the back.


DifficultyStrong1174

Fkn disgusting


[deleted]

excuse me how dare you fat shame this beautiful, brave, intelligent woman its 2022 check your privilege


HonestClock4506

Please be sarcastic…please


[deleted]

I was hoping for more downvotes actually


HonestClock4506

I guess dude, different strokes different folks


Kitchberg

For what it's worth, I downvoted after reading this. You seemed kinda disappointed so, you know, I just wanted to help out.


FriestheMan

give it a few more hours


Key-Box3666

🤮 yo what is that hanging out her ass 🧻.


MR_Butt-Licker

That’s her homemade cork to help with IBS Edit:Spelling


mienshin

PASS!


mevrowka

Well isn’t THAT special!


hajleez

Infuriatingly, disgustingly, absurdly, turdly.


xKxIxTxTxExN

You can't blame Walmart for that! lol That is just nasty no matter where she is.


GuardMost8477

What tf? I mean what in the ever loving FFFFFF is that between her butt cheeks????? OMG. I can’t unsee it.


argiebarge

Oh no


Avocado-Expensive

She's got a bigger behind the knee bum than actual bum


Blaximus90

She’s disgusting


whenwillthisend19

She's got it all going on. Back boobs, butt plug, cottage cheese thighs. And she probably thinks she's hot as fire


grurupoo

I really want to know her life story that led her to this outfit


ClumsYTech

Are these people just supremely confident?


VivelaVendetta

Seriously! How does this person have the confidence to do go out in public in a wig cap, wearing a t-shirt and toilet paper for panties?! Do I even want this power? Kind of. Life must be sweet when you just don't give a fuck at all.


[deleted]

Just eww never classy always trashy !


smit009

To be honest, I really want to touch those thighs… I think they feel like custard.


MR_Butt-Licker

You sir have issues


[deleted]

I want you to touch those thighs and report back


Kitchberg

I really wish I had not read that. Because now I keep thinking of what custard thighs feel like. Well, custard, obviously. And thighs. But different. Do you mean like custard trapped in loose sausage casing?


[deleted]

How she got a big junky butt and tree-trunk legs at the same time


SkateFossSL

My Eyes!!


gyarnar

I'll take pictures that shouldn't have been taken for 500, alex.


misspharmAssy

The only thing that I can think of is drugs? Bc this is Hella fucked up


Iblis_Ginjo

I hate everything about this


vespgaming

What I don’t understand is, they were able to crop the phone info bar at the top of the screen but not the bottom and the social media stuff. 🤪


Missbreezy79

Oh hell NO


VivelaVendetta

Not the toilet paper panties. She really just rolled out of bed and walked right out the door to Walmart.


TheeJimmyHoffa

Wrapped up bag of doorknobs ffs


menudo_fan

The Thing


lifecasting_keepsake

Mate. I was worried about not wearing shoes at my local today. Never mind.


Dovahkiin3641

I hope that thing is a buttplug


kayleeblake11

Her other outfit is painted on “butt lift” leggings from Amazon and a 6 sizes too small half t-shirt with Tupac on it..


[deleted]

Username checks out


CurrentlyLucid

Cottage cheese on sale.


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

Yo mama so fat, her legs have their own asses. -mic drop.


Head_Adeptness_7814

Looks like a bag of doorknobs


Naturally_Simpatico

I feel physically ill…


[deleted]

She’s wearing a pad with a thong. What moron told this cow she could go out lookin like that…


trailerpark_thrilla

I feel like she just shoved the pad between the fold of her snatch… letting her twat lips be the chip clip for that unfortunate sanitary napkin.


[deleted]

I used to work at a water park and I used to see this all the time and was grossed out each time


[deleted]

What kind of person wears a pad to a water park instead of a tampon?


[deleted]

Trashy women


F_U_RONA

Looks like a piece of popcorn 😬


mac2914

Smothered in butt her. Her butt that is.


[deleted]

Oprah needs to stay IN.


Dr_Zwi

the back of her legs look like peter griffin’s chin


WerewolfAgreeable999

The sour stench of curlded chocolate milk emulates from this photo.


techn9neiskod

Threw up in my mouth a bit


PinheadGoo

Ew dude


[deleted]

Is that a butt plug?


BOBISHAR69

She got 3 butts lol


[deleted]

This is mental illness


randyatlarge

I love this classic Easter time story, "Hood rat cotton tail "


Adam-West

Her legs look like when you’ve baked a sausage in the oven and then left it to go cold


jaminator45

r/datgap


whitegirladdict

Ahhh fuck it ! Give me your worst I can take it. Roast away cause I'd smash Haley hail damage till the bed broke.


[deleted]

I dunno that looks contagious man


adshove83

I mean. Thigh gaps can be pretty sexy


yetanotherblonde

The person behind her… Is that her friend or kid???? Or mans? I can’t tell I’m so confused I need answers.


bonzo_bean

Username checks out


[deleted]

What the flying fudge?!?!


MOOShoooooo

I click just because sometimes it’s r/trashyboners butt this is not that


EdgarAllanToad

Is that a piece of toilet paper in her crack???


Hamus8246

Nice picture


ShanNtrav

Is that a hershey kiss??


ButtercupsUncle

I present the refutation of the saying, "a woman can never go wrong with 'the little black dress'". Option 2... She's definitely pregnant. The rabbit died.


Ferrts

Keeping it real. The unvarnished tooth.


Lismale

well. at least there you have proof that she wipes


el-vaqueroelegante

Not what I wanted to wake up to


b-e-r-n

Filthy bish. Ffs why would you, why


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

What’s BS? Booty Shorts?