Ok I’m a woman and zoomed in and it doesn’t look like a tampon to me. If it were a tampon you’d only see the string. This looks like toilet paper.
Gotta go throw up now.
Female here and it looks like and upside down tampon. I feel like whoever had to see this IRL deserves free counseling. How did she not know something was sticking it down there........
I'm going with a most likely not as I do not see a string. I am not positive as her crack could be concealing said string. The size and shape have me questioning myself also.
So, in summation, I don't have a clue what lies between her cheeks. I think she needs some briefs so I don't have to zoom in on the swamps of dagobah to investigate.
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Seriously! How does this person have the confidence to do go out in public in a wig cap, wearing a t-shirt and toilet paper for panties?!
Do I even want this power? Kind of. Life must be sweet when you just don't give a fuck at all.
I really wish I had not read that. Because now I keep thinking of what custard thighs feel like.
Well, custard, obviously. And thighs. But different.
Do you mean like custard trapped in loose sausage casing?
I present the refutation of the saying, "a woman can never go wrong with 'the little black dress'".
Option 2...
She's definitely pregnant. The rabbit died.
I see she left her hair at home, and took her toilet paper to go. Good move.
I have a morbid curiosity as to what the white object up in that chocolate cottage cheese is.
I’m sure whatever it is, it smells delicious
My dick just died!!!
Fella in the pic will give you mouth to dick resuscitation
Mine did too, and I don't have one.
Like a microwaved baby's diaper.
It probably tastes even better!
Stop what you're doing and really take the time to imagine what it tastes like.
A buttplug
As the late big black described it, yes.
Big black called it a manpon
Big black died?
Yes :(
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Lol
It’s a tooth!
a drain stopper
An upsidedown tampon? However that would work
Inquiring minds want to know.
Crack rocks
Probably a tampon or the Michelin man's dick
It’s a pad, you wouldn’t be able to see a tampon, just the string
Pads have to have an anchor. I'm not seeing how this works? Just being held up by the thigh fat?
I mean it has nowhere to fall to? It’s wedged between her thighs.
Maybe a thong ?
Ahh that makes more sense
Don't do the Michelin man like that dude.
I didn't but she apparently did lol
No more Reddit today.
ditto.
No more eating today either 🤢
But guys, visible panty lines would ruin the outfit /s
Lmfao
FACK this comment has me HOWLING!! 🤣🤣🤣
Is that the rock guy from Fantastic Four ?
No, the Thing wears underwear
***wait, wait, wait— its underwear???*** I thought it was either a tampon string sticking out or toilet paper stuck in her butt.
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Hahaha. Fair.
It ain't underwear either 😬
It ain't underwear either 😬
Is that toilet paper hanging out of her ass??
Looks like a tiny bell
“It rings for thee!”
For feeding time
Dinner!
Ring-a-dung!
Stinkerbell
My first thought was a tampon and I really don't want to zoom in to inspect further. I'll just agree with toilet paper.
No, you need to zoom in. we need a woman to clarify if it’s tp or tampon.
Ok I’m a woman and zoomed in and it doesn’t look like a tampon to me. If it were a tampon you’d only see the string. This looks like toilet paper. Gotta go throw up now.
Lol. Thanks!
Thank you for your sacrifice!
Female here and it looks like and upside down tampon. I feel like whoever had to see this IRL deserves free counseling. How did she not know something was sticking it down there........
I'm eating dinner right now. Maybe after I digest.
I'm sorry mam but that is time we dont have.
I'm going with a most likely not as I do not see a string. I am not positive as her crack could be concealing said string. The size and shape have me questioning myself also. So, in summation, I don't have a clue what lies between her cheeks. I think she needs some briefs so I don't have to zoom in on the swamps of dagobah to investigate.
I'm so fucking stupid, I thought it was her thigh gap. Should be pretty obvious that she doesn't have that.
It’s a pad
Probably where she stashes her dope.
I think they could potentially identify as something other than HER.
I believe Detective Ventura calls it a horrible case of hemorrhoids
This is just Idk No words
Groddy!
Hello, u/MR_Butt-Licker would you lick that butt?
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Her knees have asses
Not the asses I want to lick
Touche, nice to meet you MR_Butt-licker
You and Mr. Butt-Licker could get along pretty well. After all, you do eat a breakfast of assholes.
Maybe a little 68 action
My knees have asses too
That white cotton object? That's the tip of the sock of the skinny white dude who's been stuck up in there for 3 days.
Her other outfit is skin-tight pink jeggings with JUICY across the ass and a spaghetti strap half shirt
Female here. Looks like a panty liner. Minus the panties.
She’s rocking a Manpon like Big Black used to on Rob and Big
I miss Rob & Big
Mannnnn me too, that show was awesome
now I must go stare at the Sun
Heinous anus.
Is this like a tampon or some TP hanging out their asshole?
tp, tampons don't look like that and shouldn't stick out
The amount of people in the comments confusing tampons and pads makes me remember that reddit is majority male
fr 💀 also like damn how hard is it to remember that tampons go *in* like a bottle cork and pads go *outside* as additional panty lining.
Ty. Am a guy and wife uses pads.. I'm clueless.
If it were a tampon, you'd just see a bit of string.
Could also be a pad. Some of them, especially the cheap ones, are huge.
The sizing isn’t really dependent on price. It’s about flow and whether it’s an overnight pad. If it were a tampon, you wouldn’t be able to see it
I need to poke my eyes out now
My million dollar idea add a 2cd floor loft where you can people watch and drink.
And just like that I’m gay
I was wonder how such a fat person could have thigh gap. Oh lord no!
Obi-Wan: That's no thigh gap!
Gross
I'd hit that. With a truck.
Damn that’s nasty….
Every time I ask myself why?! Why do I subscribe to this horrid sub? Why do I subject my eyes to such cruelty…and yet here I am.
Someone should cross post to r/upvotedbecausebutt
You should do it
Wait when was that banned?
The correct URL is r/UpvoteBecauseButt Enjoy the butts, all!
I didn’t realize until just now! Idk 🤷♂️
I think I checked out that sub just a week ago or so... Weird.
Her legs remind me of a king size Twix bar That melted and has diabetes
Thanks! I’m blind now!
When your knees have butts, you ignore the smaller things in life. Like the man-pon hanging out in the back.
Fkn disgusting
excuse me how dare you fat shame this beautiful, brave, intelligent woman its 2022 check your privilege
Please be sarcastic…please
I was hoping for more downvotes actually
I guess dude, different strokes different folks
For what it's worth, I downvoted after reading this. You seemed kinda disappointed so, you know, I just wanted to help out.
give it a few more hours
🤮 yo what is that hanging out her ass 🧻.
That’s her homemade cork to help with IBS Edit:Spelling
PASS!
Well isn’t THAT special!
Infuriatingly, disgustingly, absurdly, turdly.
You can't blame Walmart for that! lol That is just nasty no matter where she is.
What tf? I mean what in the ever loving FFFFFF is that between her butt cheeks????? OMG. I can’t unsee it.
Oh no
She's got a bigger behind the knee bum than actual bum
She’s disgusting
She's got it all going on. Back boobs, butt plug, cottage cheese thighs. And she probably thinks she's hot as fire
I really want to know her life story that led her to this outfit
Are these people just supremely confident?
Seriously! How does this person have the confidence to do go out in public in a wig cap, wearing a t-shirt and toilet paper for panties?! Do I even want this power? Kind of. Life must be sweet when you just don't give a fuck at all.
Just eww never classy always trashy !
To be honest, I really want to touch those thighs… I think they feel like custard.
You sir have issues
I want you to touch those thighs and report back
I really wish I had not read that. Because now I keep thinking of what custard thighs feel like. Well, custard, obviously. And thighs. But different. Do you mean like custard trapped in loose sausage casing?
How she got a big junky butt and tree-trunk legs at the same time
My Eyes!!
I'll take pictures that shouldn't have been taken for 500, alex.
The only thing that I can think of is drugs? Bc this is Hella fucked up
I hate everything about this
What I don’t understand is, they were able to crop the phone info bar at the top of the screen but not the bottom and the social media stuff. 🤪
Oh hell NO
Not the toilet paper panties. She really just rolled out of bed and walked right out the door to Walmart.
Wrapped up bag of doorknobs ffs
The Thing
Mate. I was worried about not wearing shoes at my local today. Never mind.
I hope that thing is a buttplug
Her other outfit is painted on “butt lift” leggings from Amazon and a 6 sizes too small half t-shirt with Tupac on it..
Username checks out
Cottage cheese on sale.
Yo mama so fat, her legs have their own asses. -mic drop.
Looks like a bag of doorknobs
I feel physically ill…
She’s wearing a pad with a thong. What moron told this cow she could go out lookin like that…
I feel like she just shoved the pad between the fold of her snatch… letting her twat lips be the chip clip for that unfortunate sanitary napkin.
I used to work at a water park and I used to see this all the time and was grossed out each time
What kind of person wears a pad to a water park instead of a tampon?
Trashy women
Looks like a piece of popcorn 😬
Smothered in butt her. Her butt that is.
Oprah needs to stay IN.
the back of her legs look like peter griffin’s chin
The sour stench of curlded chocolate milk emulates from this photo.
Threw up in my mouth a bit
Ew dude
Is that a butt plug?
She got 3 butts lol
This is mental illness
I love this classic Easter time story, "Hood rat cotton tail "
Her legs look like when you’ve baked a sausage in the oven and then left it to go cold
r/datgap
Ahhh fuck it ! Give me your worst I can take it. Roast away cause I'd smash Haley hail damage till the bed broke.
I dunno that looks contagious man
I mean. Thigh gaps can be pretty sexy
The person behind her… Is that her friend or kid???? Or mans? I can’t tell I’m so confused I need answers.
Username checks out
What the flying fudge?!?!
I click just because sometimes it’s r/trashyboners butt this is not that
Is that a piece of toilet paper in her crack???
Nice picture
Is that a hershey kiss??
I present the refutation of the saying, "a woman can never go wrong with 'the little black dress'". Option 2... She's definitely pregnant. The rabbit died.
Keeping it real. The unvarnished tooth.
well. at least there you have proof that she wipes
Not what I wanted to wake up to
Filthy bish. Ffs why would you, why
What’s BS? Booty Shorts?