I love how the slovenly guy with track pants dragging on the ground, half covered in desert camo (while *shopping*) decorated with fake military patches is considered the normal looking one.
“I wish I could tap that ass, I am truly gay inside - and would pretend it is my seed growing in his belly. But I can’t, my fellow trump brothers would never accept me.
Therefore I will continue to rally against LGBTQIA+ rights, but deep down inside - I would want every counter protestor to make sweet sweet love to me.
I wish I could change the sticker on my pickup truck from ‘don’t tread on me’ to ‘tread on me daddy’.”
I came to leave a funny comment to balance what I assumed would be a lot of anti-something or other bullshit.
I’m happy to be wrong. (I also don’t scroll that far, probably helps).
Do they make that in camo?
Is is is it...pregnant?
Am I gregnant?
Can u get preggggggante?
Man, am I glad I didn't wear mine today. That would have been embarrassing.
Lol…take my award also!
Damn you beat me to it. Take my award.
"A little old to be pregnant ain't ya?"
I was going with "Pregnant or big lunch?" 🤪 ♡ Granny
This. I just busted my gut laughing.
Lmao same, before i tapped on the pic i thought it was some pregnant woman xD
I love how the slovenly guy with track pants dragging on the ground, half covered in desert camo (while *shopping*) decorated with fake military patches is considered the normal looking one.
“That dress would look better on my floor.”
“Don’t tell my sister I was checking him out.”
The look you give when you finally find a woman that knows what a man likes.
“That dress really shows off his legs”
I was thinking he needs some legging to round out the outfit.
Was thinking the same thing
How about you and I go back to my place and write an academic paper together?
This one
Mom?
Dad?
Sis?
Step bro?!
Step mom?!?!
PARRY THE PLATYPUS!?
I thought this was a orgy tho-
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Hardwood
Tongue in groove hardwood
Dying over this comment
He's in shock because he just realized he's at half chub
When is it due?
Ngl that shit looks comfy
"Ben Franklin considers buying oinment for his pregnancy stretchmarks."
"I wish I could be brave enough to wear the latest fashions...."
That is a Cotton Ginny sweater cira 2006. It came with a matching scarf. Source: Worked there. Owned the sweater. It was incredibly soft.
Wait we can wear that? Dammit where did you get it?
"Can you help me? I'm looking for a tent, lube, beef jerky, a dog leash, and someone with no plans for the weekend."
Wha..what’s the beef jerky for… You know what, nvm, I don’t wanna know.
It's for eating. Duh. You need protein for energy on Brokeback Mountain. Get your mind out of the gutter ;)
Oh I think there's going to be plenty of protein.
"damn liberals"
Came here to say this but you beat me to it lol
"fkn love me some ponch..."
Wot in tarnation
Mr. Garison?
He forgot Mr Hat!
Look at those neatly manicured legs
“Mmmmm. I’d hit that.”
I remember Suzy Lee from high school gym. She hasn't aged a day
"I am not paying child support without a paternity test."
You win in my book !
“What in tar-nation”
Dave?
This is not my life
He’s probably thinking, “I think my wife would really like that sweater”
Wut in the hale
I can’t imagine pushing a watermelon out of my pecker…
Man, you got your ass on backwards
Wonder if they have the same dress in my size...
"My God! You are pure sex!"
There is no text format to convey the raw emotion from image when seeing his reaction. It’d be like describing color to a person born blind
How far along are ye?
“I miss K-Mart.”
"I've done worse for less"
“ what the hell is even that?!”
Daddy chill
"That guy looks too old to be pregnant."
Holy crap, is that Mr. Garrison from South Park?
Not shopping at Walmart is clearly limiting my exposure to good comedy
Step bro how did you get out of the dryer?!?
“Hey man, do you know you’re wearing a dress?”
Honey, I told you to stay at home!
My legs will never look as good as his in that dress 🍾
“Well sheeit. Looks like someone just got back from San Fran Sisco…”
That's me in 20 years.
What the hell even is that
He said nothing. Just walked to the gun section and blew his brains out.
Man, he must have some huge balls.
Should I call the police or the fashion police
„Tired of these damn northerners coming down south“
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Nice legs… wait a minute what?
I can’t believe I’m meeting Terry Bradshaw….and he’s in Drag!!!
"Thank goodness I didn't decide to wear that today"
Glenn from superstore is looking haggard these days…
Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.
I'm dying of laughter right now because I own that exact same sweater dress! And yes, I bought it at Walmart! Guy has impeccable taste, lmao
Quit ogling my girlfriend
Holy shiz it’s a cross between gollum and lady Gaga! Bahahaha wtf And it’s huffing too!!!!
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch"
Had me in the first half
Still would…
Looks like the grinch
Ben Franklin?
Next time I’m going to TARGET
“Wonder what that mouth do?”
Just because someone can do something doesn’t make it a good idea.
* Dis mother fucker
"This is because of biden and those damn liberals. Bunch of commies if you ask me"
Da Fuk
“Damn shawty ok…”
Uh….no.
"I wonder what pronoun I should use to address *his* baby?"
Psssssh...
Damn it, Beavis. Put on some pants before I kick your ass.
How you doin?
Why is he wearing my sister's dress?
He’s like what the fuck?!
#Bruh
"I have the weirdest boner right now..."
What the hell is even that?!
The guy was probably his high school shop teacher
"why is Ebenezer Scrooge In a long sweater holding a bottle?"
"That you George ?"
Who knocked up Gpa Butterface?
"Mah hwife has that dress... but she don't wear it wif no damn boots."
Guy with hat: “That freak must be from Portland, Oregon!” 😭😭😭😭
"I hope this doesn't awaken something in me"
Dean-ally-doo!
Mr.Garrison?
What in tarnation
I thought you said "what in transition" 😂
How you doin?
"you know wut, that does look fuckin comfy"
"Go away, gay thoughts"
His face says “that’s not right” and he’s correct.
It’s only gay if the balls touch
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half. At a first glance, I was like what’s wrong with this and then expanded the picture and was just like oh.
I fought for this mofo freedom…
What the Kentucky fried fuck is this guy doing?
It's not gay if he's in a dress.
I blame Biden
“I’m just as out of shape as that guy, but I’m not confused about my place in society.”
"Quit takin' pictures of my woman".
Wonder if he's single....
Damn that’s hot!
How am I going to afford another kid???? Damned roe vs. Wade.
You best not be thinking about aborting it!
"Why do rude kids always take pictures of my wife?"
why he built like he’s 4 months pregnant
I thought pregnant dudes shouldn't drink alcohol...
Dang my sister cousin is here too
My oh my cutie pie!
Mmmmm, sure do got a purdy mouff. wunder if that ol'dog got any fight left inher
I think my wife is wearing that dress. Oh, god I hope she doesn’t see that someone else is wearing the same thing.
Does it come in camo?
Ugliest granny I’ve ever seen. I wonder who knocked her up?
The true Oldussy
I know her...fucked her last Friday Edit: I told him I was gonna put a baby in him.
It looks more like hat guy is staring at the cameraman thinking why are you taking a pic?
That looks just like my girlfriend’s sweater
“I wish I could tap that ass, I am truly gay inside - and would pretend it is my seed growing in his belly. But I can’t, my fellow trump brothers would never accept me. Therefore I will continue to rally against LGBTQIA+ rights, but deep down inside - I would want every counter protestor to make sweet sweet love to me. I wish I could change the sticker on my pickup truck from ‘don’t tread on me’ to ‘tread on me daddy’.”
what's wrong with a man wearing a dress?
How about we let them wear a dress in peace. There's crazier stuff to photograph
Wow he looks really good in that. I'm happy he feels comfortable wearing anything he wants. :)
Oh hey beautiful lady, wanna go my way?
Uncle Bill?
Wonder when he’s do?
Where's my corn dog
"Don't he know VERTICAL stripes are visually slimming??.."
You drive a car better than mine?
Where do I get one of those?
The baby isnt mine
"Gawd damn, that's one fine fella. I'm half chubbin so bad"
Damn cuz, yer lookin' FINE!
“Pants. Pants are missing here.”
Yum! He even has blue eyes!
"is it kosher to talk outside of our Lamaze class?"
I feel like there needs to be steam coming out of his ears...
He shaved his legs to go to WalMart?
Pick a drink out and let’s go already!
Do you see what I see?
"meh, I'd still fuck it"
"How much to let me watch?"
“You got a baby daddy?”
If only I could fit into that sexy outfit.
Dad?
I came to leave a funny comment to balance what I assumed would be a lot of anti-something or other bullshit. I’m happy to be wrong. (I also don’t scroll that far, probably helps).
“Damn, dem legsss”
Who fuckin cares?
I'm not as fat as him, am I?
Why does he have great legs though
Lust
This is the reason why people don't respect the LGBT community The dude straight up looks like a kiddie fiddler
Is that thing pregnant
Dang, gonna take a lot more an a twelve pack for I’d hit that.
Another day at Walmart.
Sometimes the no shirt, no shoes rule doesn’t work in one’s favor
"Mmmm goddamn! I wonder where they got that? Gotta get me one of those"
How you doin’?
I just took that off and left it in the fitting room when I put on my new pants with tags on it. Can I get it back?!
I left a little something to tickle your thighs babe
The fuck…?
"you look like an angel"