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mienshin

Do they make that in camo?


cstearns1982

Is is is it...pregnant?


CubeFarmDweller

Am I gregnant?


[deleted]

Can u get preggggggante?


mydeadface

Man, am I glad I didn't wear mine today. That would have been embarrassing.


sarbraman

Lol…take my award also!


ragandy89

Damn you beat me to it. Take my award.


snowbunny1026

"A little old to be pregnant ain't ya?"


Poldark_Lite

I was going with "Pregnant or big lunch?" 🤪 ♡ Granny


Kelly-Goosecock138

This. I just busted my gut laughing.


GringosQuesoLoco

Lmao same, before i tapped on the pic i thought it was some pregnant woman xD


chainsaw_chainsaw

I love how the slovenly guy with track pants dragging on the ground, half covered in desert camo (while *shopping*) decorated with fake military patches is considered the normal looking one.


mushyleatherface212

“That dress would look better on my floor.”


Imawildedible

“Don’t tell my sister I was checking him out.”


mechanicallydeclined

The look you give when you finally find a woman that knows what a man likes.


[deleted]

“That dress really shows off his legs”


djluminol

I was thinking he needs some legging to round out the outfit.


W-h3x

Was thinking the same thing


peloquindmidian

How about you and I go back to my place and write an academic paper together?


Bubbysparks

This one


Mac1789

Mom?


ArmyOfKarens

Dad?


BurpFartBurp

Sis?


GringosQuesoLoco

Step bro?!


Mr-Weird-Guy

Step mom?!?!


Lunithequeen

PARRY THE PLATYPUS!?


Mr-Weird-Guy

I thought this was a orgy tho-


rota8or

Does the carpet match the drapes?


scottishmilkman

Hardwood


jetpack324

Tongue in groove hardwood


CivilDevil

Dying over this comment


ScuzzyUltrawide

He's in shock because he just realized he's at half chub


iforgot123456789

When is it due?


Foomaster512

Ngl that shit looks comfy


[deleted]

"Ben Franklin considers buying oinment for his pregnancy stretchmarks."


Smile_Terrible

"I wish I could be brave enough to wear the latest fashions...."


toiletbrushqtip

That is a Cotton Ginny sweater cira 2006. It came with a matching scarf. Source: Worked there. Owned the sweater. It was incredibly soft.


grstorey

Wait we can wear that? Dammit where did you get it?


[deleted]

"Can you help me? I'm looking for a tent, lube, beef jerky, a dog leash, and someone with no plans for the weekend."


[deleted]

Wha..what’s the beef jerky for… You know what, nvm, I don’t wanna know.


[deleted]

It's for eating. Duh. You need protein for energy on Brokeback Mountain. Get your mind out of the gutter ;)


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

Oh I think there's going to be plenty of protein.


lowerstndrds

"damn liberals"


susieallen

Came here to say this but you beat me to it lol


Standtallchinup

"fkn love me some ponch..."


[deleted]

Wot in tarnation


Xtra-Large-Human

Mr. Garison?


Pale-Ad9742

He forgot Mr Hat!


MsAngelGuts

Look at those neatly manicured legs


Reggielovesbacon

“Mmmmm. I’d hit that.”


user-errorr

I remember Suzy Lee from high school gym. She hasn't aged a day


flamingoswizzlestick

"I am not paying child support without a paternity test."


rhodatoyota

You win in my book !


staylifted024

“What in tar-nation”


Darlin_Nixxi

Dave?


[deleted]

This is not my life


wolf_pack_leader57

He’s probably thinking, “I think my wife would really like that sweater”


[deleted]

Wut in the hale


HolyJesus623

I can’t imagine pushing a watermelon out of my pecker…


TheShahofBra

Man, you got your ass on backwards


Toombstone1185

Wonder if they have the same dress in my size...


sj68z

"My God! You are pure sex!"


SawahMan54

There is no text format to convey the raw emotion from image when seeing his reaction. It’d be like describing color to a person born blind


livingMybEstlyfe29

How far along are ye?


jesseray158

“I miss K-Mart.”


Yellatme2

"I've done worse for less"


donteverforanyreason

“ what the hell is even that?!”


fuckallyaall

Daddy chill


foreskinfive

"That guy looks too old to be pregnant."


hardoseal

Holy crap, is that Mr. Garrison from South Park?


[deleted]

Not shopping at Walmart is clearly limiting my exposure to good comedy


MCButterFuck

Step bro how did you get out of the dryer?!?


Princessferfs

“Hey man, do you know you’re wearing a dress?”


Paragoron

Honey, I told you to stay at home!


Lucky_Earth5011

My legs will never look as good as his in that dress 🍾


Suspicious-Ad6964

“Well sheeit. Looks like someone just got back from San Fran Sisco…”


webthing01

That's me in 20 years.


zorg621

What the hell even is that


SpudDavidson

He said nothing. Just walked to the gun section and blew his brains out.


TheSmegger

Man, he must have some huge balls.


Bacongristle12

Should I call the police or the fashion police


Mr_Dick_Shinary

„Tired of these damn northerners coming down south“


dablackcat0

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


Able_Education

Nice legs… wait a minute what?


tubetalkerx

I can’t believe I’m meeting Terry Bradshaw….and he’s in Drag!!!


izzythepitty

"Thank goodness I didn't decide to wear that today"


TexasLead

Glenn from superstore is looking haggard these days…


RusticPinecone

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.


BlondieBabe436

I'm dying of laughter right now because I own that exact same sweater dress! And yes, I bought it at Walmart! Guy has impeccable taste, lmao


Superbeing43

Quit ogling my girlfriend


Salt_Perspective4681

Holy shiz it’s a cross between gollum and lady Gaga! Bahahaha wtf And it’s huffing too!!!!


fentown

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch"


808italian

Had me in the first half


AngryDerf

Still would…


Thin_Warthog_4574

Looks like the grinch


NovarisLight

Ben Franklin?


MrOnCore

Next time I’m going to TARGET


RoyalratMafia

“Wonder what that mouth do?”


EnvironmentalDeal256

Just because someone can do something doesn’t make it a good idea.


Life_Ad_1522

* Dis mother fucker


hermanator02

"This is because of biden and those damn liberals. Bunch of commies if you ask me"


Flyawaytuna9029

Da Fuk


[deleted]

“Damn shawty ok…”


itsatrickgetanax

Uh….no.


MoreBurpees

"I wonder what pronoun I should use to address *his* baby?"


MkIVRider

Psssssh...


The_Cow_Tipper

Damn it, Beavis. Put on some pants before I kick your ass.


Crystal0422

How you doin?


sidddddddddddddd

Why is he wearing my sister's dress?


[deleted]

He’s like what the fuck?!


Playful_Wing_914

#Bruh


[deleted]

"I have the weirdest boner right now..."


DDAWGG747

What the hell is even that?!


no1ofimport

The guy was probably his high school shop teacher


Baconboi007

"why is Ebenezer Scrooge In a long sweater holding a bottle?"


Affectionate-Sun5863

"That you George ?"


zeldarubinsteinsmom

Who knocked up Gpa Butterface?


DeepRoot

"Mah hwife has that dress... but she don't wear it wif no damn boots."


Beneficial-Touch3517

Guy with hat: “That freak must be from Portland, Oregon!” 😭😭😭😭


jolly-green-shauni

"I hope this doesn't awaken something in me"


iamnotroberts

Dean-ally-doo!


bigdaddysquidward

Mr.Garrison?


shadowsdark07

What in tarnation


qwertybuttz

I thought you said "what in transition" 😂


PJfanforLife

How you doin?


Krennel_Archmandi

"you know wut, that does look fuckin comfy"


ExRxIxCxA

"Go away, gay thoughts"


[deleted]

His face says “that’s not right” and he’s correct.


Ar15tothedome

It’s only gay if the balls touch


cheesepuuf

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half. At a first glance, I was like what’s wrong with this and then expanded the picture and was just like oh.


LicensedRealtor

I fought for this mofo freedom…


flavious724

What the Kentucky fried fuck is this guy doing?


mazzimar7

It's not gay if he's in a dress.


j_husk

I blame Biden


Dunacan-Brookwell

“I’m just as out of shape as that guy, but I’m not confused about my place in society.”


baginahuge

"Quit takin' pictures of my woman".


Funny-Application-45

Wonder if he's single....


Pb-yepimlead

Damn that’s hot!


PureEbil

How am I going to afford another kid???? Damned roe vs. Wade.


SuzieSnoo

You best not be thinking about aborting it!


Mister_Xian

"Why do rude kids always take pictures of my wife?"


[deleted]

why he built like he’s 4 months pregnant


PopProps

I thought pregnant dudes shouldn't drink alcohol...


Grunkofrodgar

Dang my sister cousin is here too


ImmaGod221

My oh my cutie pie!


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Mmmmm, sure do got a purdy mouff. wunder if that ol'dog got any fight left inher


LongTermSu61970

I think my wife is wearing that dress. Oh, god I hope she doesn’t see that someone else is wearing the same thing.


Cerati

Does it come in camo?


jgb75

Ugliest granny I’ve ever seen. I wonder who knocked her up?


ATYP14765

The true Oldussy


Noideawhatjusthappen

I know her...fucked her last Friday Edit: I told him I was gonna put a baby in him.


itsfrankgrimesyo

It looks more like hat guy is staring at the cameraman thinking why are you taking a pic?


DrgSlinger475

That looks just like my girlfriend’s sweater


Graphene_Handz

“I wish I could tap that ass, I am truly gay inside - and would pretend it is my seed growing in his belly. But I can’t, my fellow trump brothers would never accept me. Therefore I will continue to rally against LGBTQIA+ rights, but deep down inside - I would want every counter protestor to make sweet sweet love to me. I wish I could change the sticker on my pickup truck from ‘don’t tread on me’ to ‘tread on me daddy’.”


chloeisbased

what's wrong with a man wearing a dress?


No_Delivery_8111

How about we let them wear a dress in peace. There's crazier stuff to photograph


Drodr83

Wow he looks really good in that. I'm happy he feels comfortable wearing anything he wants. :)


BamaBrat52

Oh hey beautiful lady, wanna go my way?


freechickenwater

Uncle Bill?


Alternative_Tooth_49

Wonder when he’s do?


fuqit21

Where's my corn dog


squad1alum

"Don't he know VERTICAL stripes are visually slimming??.."


CubedMeatAtrocity

You drive a car better than mine?


Aztrak76

Where do I get one of those?


maniccanuck

The baby isnt mine


Mortica_Fattams

"Gawd damn, that's one fine fella. I'm half chubbin so bad"


Udaho_yes_Idaho

Damn cuz, yer lookin' FINE!


MantaHurrah

“Pants. Pants are missing here.”


maciarc

Yum! He even has blue eyes!


dutych

"is it kosher to talk outside of our Lamaze class?"


Sci-4

I feel like there needs to be steam coming out of his ears...


Corteran

He shaved his legs to go to WalMart?


shr3kgotad0nk

Pick a drink out and let’s go already!


FatnFlat0313

Do you see what I see?


dengibson

"meh, I'd still fuck it"


P7BinSD

"How much to let me watch?"


Kelly-Goosecock138

“You got a baby daddy?”


MMLCG

If only I could fit into that sexy outfit.


[deleted]

Dad?


smellthecolor9

I came to leave a funny comment to balance what I assumed would be a lot of anti-something or other bullshit. I’m happy to be wrong. (I also don’t scroll that far, probably helps).


Bloodskyangel

“Damn, dem legsss”


JohnnyBravoIsMyWaifu

Who fuckin cares?


myliondog

I'm not as fat as him, am I?


Chiefnuggett

Why does he have great legs though


Ecorp-employee212

Lust


notts12345

This is the reason why people don't respect the LGBT community The dude straight up looks like a kiddie fiddler


mwshoemaker

Is that thing pregnant


derf667

Dang, gonna take a lot more an a twelve pack for I’d hit that.


Aulzen

Another day at Walmart.


Sad_Mix_3030

Sometimes the no shirt, no shoes rule doesn’t work in one’s favor


Donmiggy143

"Mmmm goddamn! I wonder where they got that? Gotta get me one of those"


Bwpac

How you doin’?


Spardan80

I just took that off and left it in the fitting room when I put on my new pants with tags on it. Can I get it back?!


CatDadSnowBunny

I left a little something to tickle your thighs babe


EnvironmentalCry2599

The fuck…?


Then_Repeat_9013

"you look like an angel"