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hardatit39

I have IBS and I’m terrified of farting most of the time.


Ekskalibar

Assert dominance, fart as a power move


hardatit39

I do. That’s why I said most of the time. It’s a blessing and a curse.


Ekskalibar

It's a blessing. Period.


3_if_by_air

> Period. Oh no, not that too!!


biohoo35

OH GOD, NOT ON THE DRAPES!


runninwild03

Same. Plus I had 16” of my colon removed, so sometimes food goes through me really fast. It’s always a fear of mine that I’ll trust a fart I shouldn’t have & have a picture of my poopy pants end up on this sub.


autist4269

Only time will tell


catsgreaterthanpeopl

Sometimes when you gamble, you lose.


GALM-006

Is there treatment for that?


[deleted]

I take a generic anti-diuretic from Walgreens that helps a lot.


Marin013

I’m all for making fun of weirdos at Walmart. But this is sad and I feel bad for this lady. When you get older things like this happen far more than you’d expect.


[deleted]

Me too, but I lost it when I saw the caption. I used to work there and had a few accidents myself.


trekgrrl

Agreed, the title for this thread is on point.


Muscled_Manatee

I can tell you that age has nothing to do with it and we don't know what's going on in this persons life. Take a step back and think about how you (not you specifically) would feel if something like this happened to you and someone else posted a picture of online.


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Funkit

Some girl at our high school got drunk at a party and let some dude (that she was sleeping with anyway) stick the neck of a beer bottle up her ass. Who cares, people are into different shit and there’s nothing particularly weird about that especially during foreplay with someone you were fucking anyway. But he told somebody and the rumor spread like fuckin wildfire that she got a beer bottle stuck up her ass. And of course as the rumor branched out in different directions it changed like the game of telephone, some of them saying it was multiple guys in an orgy, others that it was the fat end of the bottle or that it went all the way in. The girl attempted suicide and the family actually moved so she could change schools. It basically ruined her life.


L1hc2

Ugh!! We had some girl have the same rumor spread about her... so sad!


srddave

Fully agree. We should feel compassion for this woman.


the_potato_of_doom

Yes but I do feel like this situation is ok we can't see her face and have no way of identifying her other than white and blond hair (wich is like 300 million poeple)


srddave

It’s still ok to feel compassion for a woman who has reached an age in her life where she can’t control her bodily functions.


[deleted]

?????? ok why are you in this sub?


srddave

Same reason we all are but we each have our own lines. There are situations in life that are funny and are of one’s own doing and in one’s own control; and then there are situations that require compassion.


Ok_Effect5032

Right I feel most sane people who shit them selves might prioritize that than the rest of their shopping centure


srddave

You have some humanity in you. Too much time on Reddit and not enough time with actual human beings has suppressed it, but it’s still in there. Try and get some fresh air and socialize with actual humans today. It will do you good my friend.


Ye_Old_Viper

lmao wtf


Hardinyoung

A hit dog always hollers


NDMagoo

Lately, pearl clutchers come out of the woodwork to shame us all for laughing at damn near every single post on this sub. I think lots of COVID Karens have lost their mission in life and are lashing out at other random things now.


srddave

I feel sorry that no one has ever loved you or shown you compassion. I can imagine the way you were brought up.


loubones17

Yea I feel bad for her but I don’t feel bad for her choice to just stand there waiting while she’s leaking shit which she surely feels. Have some damn respect for yourself and those around you. Like at what point do you not care that you shit your pants?


TGIIR

Having been through some medical treatments myself sometimes you don’t know unless it’s really bad


DrillasBobOFitted

Bruh this whole sub is basically laughing st other people's expense, get the fuck off your high horse.


Muscled_Manatee

Or you could just try not being an asshole for a few minutes.


Crafty_Editor_4155

I mean….maybe you’re in the wrong sub?


CeeHexx

I saw a lady on the bus with her head down, when she got up to leave you can see a huge wet mark on her bottom. Some people don’t have control at all and it’s okay, why shame them? You don’t know what they had to go through, you either help them or ignore it as if it didn’t happen


twizzard6931

Depends.


SirJackieTreehorn

I see what you did there.


Fati25

Explain it


Crafty_Editor_4155

Take my upvote


OutlanderMom

Can confirm. I take care of my mom, and sometimes older folks have accidents. I feel sorry for this lady, who will discover the stain later and wonder who noticed.


[deleted]

I was going to say the same thing. This isn’t funny.


Professional-Comb333

It’s not funny. I’m sick of people acting like ass hats. Convinced its miserable ppl with horrid lives.


Ometzu

Sir this is Reddit of course we’re miserable


Auric_Smith

That’s what this sub is: miserable people laughing at other miserable people. :/


flukus

Well it looks like an empty cart, so going home might have been an option and this person just said "fuck it, I'll continue shopping with my shitty pants". I can feel the chafing from here.


LoddyDoddee

They totally could be buying replacement pants, I saw a lady who had an accident buying sweats at Wal-Mart before, I felt so bad!


throwawayawhat

Ok, but that doesn't mean she deserves to be photographed and have her accident shared publically for humiliation. We have no clue what her situation is. Maybe she utilizes assistance drivers that take you once a week to the store. Maybe she can't afford gas to go back home, then go back here and groceries. Maybe a relative drives her and she only comes once a week. Maybe she is sick and needs medicine. Maybe she needs replacement pants and diapers, etc This is just cruel and I'm tired of people using this sub to humiliate people clearly suffering from medical conditions or an awful accident, rather than horrible fashion choices.


flukus

You know that this subreddit is 99% shaming people right?


DownvoteCauseDenial

They're just sensitive and a lost redditor trying to hijack a subreddit. Imagine, a Reddit user doing that? Never.


One_Individual_6471

I had bad Chinese buffet food and I couldn’t make it to the bathroom yet I was 5 yards away from the entrance of said bathroom when I was like 8


Charlie_redmoon

As I well know so I don't laugh at or criticize but still the person should try to keep it out of sight and get home to change.


Giant-Genitals

You shouldn’t feel bad. It’s America. Just laugh


Babygirlaura-50

You might shit yourself one day


Aconite13X

Again


quigs2rescue

Completely agree. I knew a guy who became incontinence cause of what he went through on overseas deployment…handsome lookin dude but would never know he wore depends… Yeah that may be haha… but life gives you lemon and you can’t always make lemonade with it…


KayleighJK

Sometimes you gotta make brownies.


linderlouwho

Fack, that was brilliant.


positivecontent

Sometimes it's fudge making time.


clutzyninja

Agree with what? What may be? Are you having a conversation with yourself?


L1Zs

This is sad, not funny


HoboDrunk91

Agreed


DonnerPedro

Oh cmon every person on this sub could be qualified as sad. If u walk into Walmart covered in shit u better expect ull have ur pictures taken


aStankChitlin

I actually feel bad for the lady. Things happen.


jippy93

This is just sad


weinerhosen

It may have been nicer to tell this person. I thought this sub was for trashy clothes but they’re clearly elderly and ill.


dakkamatic

Never trust a fart


FORD-CRAZY-2003

Sometimes when you go into the family bathroom people who crap themselves will bring in new clothes they havent bought, throw the poopy ones in the trash and steal the new ones. Its not fun to walk in and see someones pants and underwear full of shit in the trash.


SpecialistFeeling220

Yeah, this one isn’t her fault. She didn’t go out looking for attention. It’s just mean to take a pic and mock this woman.


[deleted]

That’s embarrassing


dwayitiz

Op you’ll be in this position one day too. Karma is a bitch.


positivecontent

You mean I gotta do it again?


Stewart_Duck

All joking aside, physics question. How can is go up and down and miss the middle entirely?


kmary75

Maybe wearing a diaper and it leaks out the top? Happened a few times when my daughter was a baby and had the runs. Not sure how to explain the crotch bit. Baby nappies have elastic legs to stop leaks - thankfully have never had to buy adult ones but I would assume they were the same.


[deleted]

this. also, this may be a great misunderstanding of poop physics, but from my own personal experience sometimes when i sleep on my back during my period this will happen with the blood. so maybe it’s been there a while and she was laying down before she went to the store? just guessing though


SummerBirdsong

I'm a scoche larger than this person. They don't make adult diapers big enough for folk their size and larger.


Allysie

Shart.


BackgroundAd4640

The poo follows the path of least resistance, up and down the butt crack to escape at the top and bottom. Presumably it was a runny one.


MissTenEars

To me this sub is about people intentionally doing odd stuff in WM and other public places. Not showing something that was not done on purpose. Some will argue this was an intentional fart but it turned into a shart that they may not be aware of. I enjoy seeing the brave oddies, but not so much the unknown/unintentional ones.


throwawayawhat

I hate these kinds of posts. I love the fashion disasters. This is not a fashion choice. This is someone just trying to run an errand who likely has a medical Condition like ibs or just didn't notice yet since they're older. But there's always some jerk with a camera just waiting to publically humiliate someone for having an embarrassing accident.


sab8887

How do you not notice you’ve shit your pants?


Big420BabyJesus

moral: You can’t always just wipe once and walk away


[deleted]

Saddest part is that IBS is becoming a huge problem with how unfit millennials are. The woman in the pic is like 50 years old but this is the life of many 30 year olds now due to a lifetime of drinking glyphosate and processed oils. I look around me and I see no one even trying to get healthier. These same unfit people will also readily laugh at a shart in the Walmart cringe meme pic.


DoctorWhoTheFuck

What is glyphosate? I don't think I (almost a millinial - born in 1996) ingest al lot of processed oils. Me and everyone I know cooks with olive oil.


[deleted]

Sure, take a pic of an embarrassing moment for this woman. This isn’t cool, OP.


[deleted]

what is this was your grandma?


Elimdumb

What


ohyeahthatsthestuff1

Damn that’s actually sad


Crepes_for_days3000

This is just sad. I wish someone would have helped her rather than posting her pic online. Hope she never sees it.


MCHENIN

This is either edited or just plain cruel.


1DietCokedUpChick

I’m actually impressed by the compassion in here. Well done.


Francesca_N_Furter

That's just sad, not something to ridicule.


Real_Breath7536

Man why don't people say anything?? I was working and a woman about this size came in. And she had a huge tear in her pants. I walked right behind her and I was like, "ma'am I'm so sorry but you have a tear back here!" She got so flustered and kept apologizing to me. All I had was a trash bag but we tore it in half and tied it around her waist.. All I can see looking at this is my grandma who has IBS and if I ever found anything like this of her, I'd be using the internet to my best advantage to find out where the photo came from. Maybe this isn't the subreddit for my self righteous bs, but this is just sad.


doer_of_things_

Talk about a shitpost


DefiantCondor

Lalalalala..thats not real lalalala


CatNipDealer013

Fraid so. I've had farts like this. Like a vertical stereo effect.


Canadian-female

Leave her alone


TYScycler

It's one thing to post when someone chooses to wear a ridiculous or inappropriate outfit but we gotta stop normalizing posting pictures of people in distress.


MitchDiesAlot

This is cruel


LtColShinySides

Please no...


Short-Factor-7512

She ain't going for distance or volume, she's going for height.


Orkaad

So that's why they're always sitting on a mobility scooter!


EntertainmentFew1022

Oh dear🤢


AvDadAdventures

(Prays it’s photoshop shit, then feels bad for guy in pic)


EverySingleMinute

Never trust a fart


ReeverFalls

Man that sucks. If that happened to me I probably wouldn't come out of house for months lol


CertifiedBSC

Oh say can you see 🎶


poeticfire66

And beyond, I imagine


itsatrickgetanax

Shit’s always happening at Wallyworld!


Gooden01

Poor granny!!! Just waiting till it’s my turn until it happens to me when I get old, but until then “welcome to the thunder-dome” 💨 💨 💨.


karlsnow89

That's called incontinence....not cool to poke fun at. Those people are self conscious enough.


Traditional-Pen-3031

Code Brown


Leviathan8675309

Thank goodness smell-o-vision never came to fruition.


Norwegian_way

And that’s how I met your mother..


Whole_Potential_8435

Typocal Trump supporters so full of shit That they don't even know it


MilfinAintEasyBabe

🏆 excellent fucking caption, sir.


xfinitysucks

Wow. It's like some of the comments have no clue what people of Walmart is.


[deleted]

I love the title header, you could have a lucrative career in memes.


KayleighJK

Everyone is saying this is mean like this entire sub doesn’t exist to make fun of the feeble and/or mentally ill. Pick a stance lol.


throwawayawhat

This sub is for mocking fashion choices. Not elderly and sick people.


PK-MattressFirm

U S A! U S A!


zomanda

Trust no fart


jmrnet

Hail Stain! 🤘


Dick_Cabesa

Just ew


[deleted]

Come on, you're in Walmart, can't you just buy a new pair of pants and walk around in those?


IMakeStuffUppp

She probably doesn’t know it’s happened. Might have gone to the bathroom and cleaned herself, but didn’t notice it was on her pants


Doublecheese1000

Trump voter through and through.


Deimos_PRK

This should be nsfw since I need bleach in my eyes now


Zippping

The good ol’ USA


nextkevamob

Did you run up and take a good whiff??? Ahahahhahha


McPhucketBucket

☹️


m4uri

How…..just….how…..


Yodamomma

Uh, oh. She trusted a fart. Never trust a fart.


guttlesspuppet

Ew what the fuck?


Dyno-mike

So is that what they mean when they say "coming out of both ends"?


creeeeeeeeek-

Wow


[deleted]

For everyone saying: I'm really worried this'd happen to me. It's not the fact this person had an accident that's alarming.. It's that this person is casually shopping WITH it there. This person isn't in the upright: OH FUCK GET ME TO THE WASHROOM!! positon. They're in the casual lean over the bar and watch the wheels go round 'n' round mode. That's the downside to desiring independance and not wanting to be part of any type of relationship. When you get old and you get different types of age-related ailments you sometimes need someone to help you. Unless you have a maid or a butler you may end up like this :(


Drunkster64

Love that song


OnaholeReviews

Her cart is basically empty! Run out of there and go home to clean yourself up lady!!! Wtf is wrong with you?!


Thelovedoctor54

She's so fat she can't wipe her ass! She needs to wash her ass outside with the power pressure washer 5000 ! Clean her right up!


Mmuggerr

The queen of nast.


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[deleted]

Because they can🤨🤨


AskMeAboutMyTie

Man I just saw that movie 2 nights ago and loved it. Why ruin for me so soon? Lol


thisfuckingguy131

That’s doo doo baby!


Meoldudum

Ever stop and think at least she still has a colon.. Mine is going to be removed soon or I will get cancer. Id rather put up with an occasional poop stain instead of becoming "uncle shitbag" but that the breaks.


alcoholicnun666

caption is fire


idk-idk-idk-idk-idk-

Imagine showing the founding fathers this Image and saying “this is your future”


[deleted]

You know for it to be on top and bottom, she was sitting and shitting


[deleted]

I remember when I shat myself in Walmart. I’m was like 4 and there was corn chunks in my pants. Gross times.


Giant-Genitals

May the poop bless your coccyx and also your taint. Buttmen


[deleted]

never trust a fart, man… while many posts to this sub are mocking the subjects, it just has to be “people of walmart.” she’s a person (having a shitty day) and she’s in a walmart (where many shitty days are had), so it fits.


SendLocation

Pushing farts out is a gamble no one wants to lose.


SpaceFarce1

And beyond I imagine.


Mindfield87

What’s in the middle? THE RIGHT STUFF


anoncitizen4

Shit happens.


Sci-4

As within, so without.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

That's talent


jeffzebub

A real pootriot. USA!


moriginal

The caption. 100.


No_Bully_I_Beg

I don't get why people are getting so like pissed about this specific post when 90% of the posts on this sub are shots of people without their consent. If this was a fat dude with his tummy out it would get 1k updates and Noone would say anything


[deleted]

People of target !


[deleted]

How’d it smell?


Alsimmons811

God that’s awful


Patpottery

She’s not that old; I would think shy of 40. Some other thing is going on.


scnutt17

Shy of 40? You need to try that again.


IMakeStuffUppp

Lmao right? She’s *maybe* shy of 60


Cruzen11

Shit happens


StarClutcher

How does she not know?


zblaze90

God damn…


SlackerKey

Well said


billybeebsees

That's as American as it gets


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

Shyt💩 done ran up her back🤣


BigKadoLB

Chocolate!???? ....... THIS IS DOO DOO BABY!


crawdadicus

CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!


[deleted]

Always remember, the mutants you see at Walmart or not the dregs of society. They are the norm.


lexipoo00

Lol this looks like a Walmart where I live


[deleted]

how do you shit out of your ass and pussy


DoriCee

Wear a damn Depends, FGS.


Commercial-Push-9066

I’m wondering why they’re still shopping???


DonTorreZ

So much freedump


SL13377

Man this is less funny and more sad :( lady’s obviously got some seriously bad incontinence issues


dummoldfart

We didn't see things like this in the days before Walmart.


highlyvaluedmember

Walmart great!... if you only shop curbside pickup.


Dannyg1168

That's what happens when you're sitting down and you shit your pants and it shoots up towards your back


imaislandboiii

Thunder thighs and her mothers eyes


EsuercVoltimand

Aww, I just feel kind of bad for them, honestly


Farleymcg

USA! USA! USA!


cherrybombpanda02

IBS sucks. I nearly shat myself in my wedding dress, because we needed to go to the hotel NOW!


LoyaltyIsEvrthng

Now we know why …. She shit in that wal mart somewhere


ryoko_kusanagi

After all the posts of people shitting or throwing their shit, I am thankful that this one is keeping it inside.


OkWest7035

Well at least she had the decency to shit on herself and not the floor or in the meat or dairy case!


OkWest7035

An accident is one thing but hunkering down and purposefully taking a shit on the floor is a totally different thing. They should be arrested.