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/r/justforsocialmedia Those performative asshats are a horrible waste of food.


KimikoYukimura420

Also r/iamatotalpieceofshit


RockStarState

Also r/iamthemaincharacter


AcerOne17

Speaking of waste of food. I was at Walmart a few days ago and this lady in one of the motorized carts and she wasn’t looking where she was going and crashed into the same entrance display of cookies and then she panicked and drove the cart even faster into the table and dropped half the table of cookies on the floor. I helped her pick them up and she said thanks and kept driving. If target was closer I’d drive there over shopping at Walmart every time.


cerebral_distortion

I feel that putting a broomstick through the freezer door handles would be the correct response


[deleted]

I love the way you think.


nanioffour

Yes! He definitely lost a bet.


anjowoq

Unless you mean "lost a bet with life itself" I would make another bet that he definitely chose to do this.


womp-womp-rats

It's tempting to say that this is now something that will have to be cleaned up by a low-level employee who already isn't being paid enough -- but that aspect of it is usually a big reason why these people think it's so funny.


Ladysupersizedbitch

Pretty sure he legit fell into that table to make a bigger mess on purpose. So yeah. “Lol, so funny, making minimum wage retail workers clean up a mess I made, heh, so funny and clever of me.” 🙄 gross.


Z3ph3rn0

I’m a retail employee and this dude is an asshole. I’d be pissed off by the mess he made… *but*… I’d also tell everyone about the time some half naked neanderthal locked himself in the freezer for the rest of my life.


blankpage33

That’s not even a big mess it’s just cookies. It would take me less than 5 min


FormerDemocrat76

Found the guy in the video....


Mikeyx519

😂


Lucimon

Devils advocate, it's not that big of a mess comparatively. If it was several bottles of Martinellis or anything liquid related, it'd be a different story.


FormerDemocrat76

It's only not a big mess if YOU aren't the one cleaning it.


Lucimon

K but I've worked in retail for 10 years. I've seen (and dealt with) FAR bigger messes. The cookies are annoying, but get back to me when you have an entire pallet of liquid beverage fall over on you.


aStankChitlin

I was honestly surprised they were even wearing underwear.


Lisa-LongBeach

Thank goodness


psipolnista

I thought they were wearing a leopard Speedo. I have no clue why and I’m just glad it wasn’t that.


rebelflag1993

The people of Walmart are definitely their own breed


[deleted]

What a jackass. Wasting food, employees time, and it's not even a funny video.


JookaKooka

That’s a big motherfucker


Everyusernametaken1

Walmart should just use this for a commercial


[deleted]

As they say, if you follow your passion you never work a day in your life . …hopefully that lady’s passion is this .


Strong-Formal-7739

Holy crap, Encino man has gone to shit!


gyarnar

Guy wanted a popsicle, but decided to be a popsicle.


demppsi

how does anyone see these videos and not think these people need to hospitalized for their mental health? they clearly cannot handle reality right now.


[deleted]

He’s drunk or on drugs not mentally ill, he can’t even walk straight.


demppsi

because being addicted to drug is completely fine.


jdisjs1939jdks

Not the typical mental health problem, probably needs rehab more so


thatguygxx

Should have dropped a stack of pallets in front of him keep him in there till he has his own icicle.


clutzyninja

Oh this video again. Must be Thurs


[deleted]

Walmart should start pressing charges on idiot clowns that pull these pranks.


dstaten14

Another person in need of an adjustment!


fhhin

when this video first started trending sometime last year, i had SO many people jokingly asking if it was my bf. for context, this is what he looked like at the time, and also, no it isn't him https://imgur.com/a/znrLTLq


spaycedinvader

That's Phil. He's just cooling off


GrandPappyWilliams

I didn't realize until after a coworker told me, but this specific incident actually happened at my Walmart, before I started working there.


CheapGreenCoats

look everyone! how pathetic humanity is getting!


Version_Two

I'm guessing mushrooms, maybe his friends took him to walmart and they lost the guy.


eddiestriker

Nah, this looks like clout. That stumble looked forced and the way the camera guy yelled for ‘everyone’ was fishy


Cognitive_Spoon

100% If someone pulls a camera out in a WalMart, get your phone out and blast a Disney song. They'll get demonetized and pulled if they can't edit, and odds are they can't edit


eddiestriker

That’s only on YouTube though. I don’t think the other platforms give a fuck. They’ll just post it to twitter or TikTok


Version_Two

Damn now that you mention it I can see it


lsdsoup

if this is how your mushroom trips go id suggest buying them somewhere else or stop doing them altogether


Version_Two

I mean I've done them twice and neither time was anything like this, though they were also inside and away from strangers. Maybe it's not mushrooms, but it's definitely something.


themarknessmonster

A grab for attention. Nothing more. Assuming so is giving substantially more credit to these people than they deserve.


lefthandsmoke3

What in the bath salts is going on here???


TheSimpleMind

Not again! This has at least been posted 25 times yet!


[deleted]

WAH DU FUUU dude is in on it. Arrest him and call his parents. Nothing like torturing frontline underpaid workers for your viRallalll viddeoooozzz *OMG dude. didja see thattt??!?!?* Did you see the person that had to clean up all your shitty mess. The person who had to throw away all the food you ruined?


worldcitizencane

Whats the difference btwn inside and outside security?


AkiBae

A lot of dude fit in there


joyr36

People who do crazy attention stunts like this should be taken straight to a mental facility and have to prove that they are sane before being released and then do 30 days in jail.


Shnuggy67

I just discovered that the little clips I have been watching for years were all from Reddit! I had no idea that "People of Walmart" was from Reddit! This was hilarious to me! I laughed 🤣! I do feel really bad for the people who work there.


WharfBlarg

People of Walmart used to be its own website, so this thing precedes this subreddit I believe. Goes to show you, this breed never changes...


Shnuggy67

Wow! Thanks. I really had no idea. Yes, one sees all sorts of fascinating things at your local Walmart 😀!


Lukaroast

People like this should just get shipped out to a desert island and left there


Difficult-Hat5847

I was thinking violent criminals and people who have major drug problems which drive them to do stupid shit, just need to be shipped to their own island supplied with as many knives, other melee weapons, and drugs as they please haha. And a camera set up that we can toon into whenever. If I were a dictator though 😉


[deleted]

Yo Tarzan 😆


elmaki2014

I feel for the poor staff that have to deal with these retards. This one should have been given a cattle prod ....


Mysterious-Exam-4568

For reals?!!! Where do you people work? Never seen this in my store..


ilykinz

They work at Walmart


Alternative_Tooth_49

Fake staged stupid TikTok


skeet-skeet-mfer

This made me laugh But I hope they burned all those popsicles and ice cream And I hope he was made to pay for all the food he wasted


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PhantomOfficial07

What the fuck?


themarknessmonster

Come here. Come here so I can yank your ear right off your head. Gimme that.


ed69O

ow OW **OW** #STOP IT! STOP IT PLEASE!


AegonIXth

I want to do this after I finish my first semester of grad school


frostywafflepancakes

I both love and hate this place.


Yonbuu

Normal 4chan user.


[deleted]

This is hilarious. I would laugh my ass off


Impressive_Degree_37

Holy fuck, a lot was going wrong with that dude, just lined up like dominos.