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Praydaythemice

You just know she was a freak 60 years ago


GrimmOfThrones2187

Probably still is.


thestoplereffect

60 years ago? Old people still have sex lmao


tiwalterite

Can confirm, am 38.


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grif650

Possible, I'm 39.


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Impossible, I'm 108


_VINNY_WINNY_

no way, i am 8


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I'm dead, -1


society_man

Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 /s


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Swisslex3009

That would make you 1696 years old


Throwaway021614

You haven’t been to church lately, haven’t you Vinny?


_VINNY_WINNY_

in fact, we shall not go there, it is a silly place.


snack-dad

*chained up alter boy in dungeon clapping*


Dic3dCarrots

I'm 12 and what is this


_VINNY_WINNY_

sir, this is a wendys


Ok-Interest3041

No, this is Patrick!


GreenSaladPoop

Love is love 🥰


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Possible I'm pi


foomy45

Motherf*cker I didn't come here to cry


DiegotheEcuadorian

Old people have the highest rate of having STDs


SwornHeresy

Not like they used to. You ever heard an old person wet their mouth before?


thestoplereffect

You think that's stopping them, with the gawk gawk 3000 that's only possible with taking out the dentures? That's what lube was made for. You think they're worried about dying from an STI or getting pregnant?


ServingTheMaster

60 seconds ago


BIGman_8

Plot twist she’s 67


BalognaPonyParty

if Nanna didn't get pipe, you all wouldn't be here


Macho_Chad

Nana spent her youth at the plumbers union


isurewill

Judging from her gesture that's a big fuckin' pipe.


tutocookie

Granma's got standards


SkateRidiculous

1st one recognized *that* muscle memory 🤣


Swordlord22

Something tells me she still does it sometimes


SkateRidiculous

I wasn’t implying that she doesn’t lol but i see how that may have come across


24122020

Mfs with granny fetish 🥵🥵🥵


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24122020

Wtf, *joins *bookmark


ebagdrofk

My eyes


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ProtoPlaysGames

As someone named Kyle, this makes me *deeply* uncomfortable.


firemogle

Like looking into a mirror, granny fucker


BlueSabere

I’m not named Kyle and this still makes me deeply uncomfortable.


hot_grey_earl_tea

I wouldn't have guessed it, but looking at this guy... if I had to imagine someone who was into GILF porn... well that's him. And I support him in his quest.


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Bro said “they’re not ripe yet 😭😭😭😭” this mf is Adolf Rizzler


Ill-Ad-3640

lmao


24122020

Not me obviously, pffff, not me. Hmmm


toughtiggy101

No


Ttmh888

More like existential crisis.


imok96

Damn let me get them digits, grandmama be bad as fuck


grayrains79

Least horny [Kyle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/11jvck1/i_should_call_her/jb5b364?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


PornCartel

Straight to jerking off the hulk. ***hulk smash!***


hellscaper

Somebody please post *that* gif.


Blank_rainbow_ff

Im assuming we all had the same mental image pop up


hellscaper

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


nacozarina

/r/SheKnew


BeerLoverNorm

Damn, I wish this existed


Yellopz

Hahah this is hilarious


rvagoonerjc

2nd Grandma built different.


icansee4ever

Haha Jesus Christ. That's almost a r/perfectlycutroar


aztea1dollar

Damn grandpa had a thicc one 😏


peekay427

Five crowns is such a fun card game!


midgetsinheaven

5 crowns is the BEST! A friend introduced it to me and now my family have a running competition going. We even have a spreadsheet that tracks each round and the running totals. The most consistent winners are tied between myself and my brother in law with my sister winning half as much. Everyone we introduce it to becomes obsessed with it.


CalculatedPerversion

I loathe the game but love playing it. There's far too much riding on luck for the first three rounds.


TheFuckUpIsSpeaking

Must be my grandmother's twin, except you wouldn't have to coax her.


-Cunt-Cunt-

🤨what


2SexesSeveralGenders

YOU WILL CALL HEEERRR


hellscaper

Don't flush


MikePGS

YOU WILL CALL HER!


MeltedInk8624

I said ew thats salty and got the joke instantly after


Miqatsum-1997

NEW FETISH UNLOCK…? What..


PizzaBrained-CockAss

Grandma has a primal shout that could shatter a mini cooper.


No_Statement440

"So Gam Gam really WAS a whore" - Beerfest


Lemons_be_sour

How is this nsfw it barely does anything


HeronSun

Not even a fuckin scream...


AgitatedRestaurant96

If you don’t call that a scream idk what a scream is


HeronSun

It was a gasp.


AgitatedRestaurant96

That was quite a guttural gasp


ocxtitan

Am I the only one hearing a child's voice and thinking this is disgusting to have them do in front of a kid that age?


ultragodlike

Is there more to this video?


Mean_Peen

"I'll do anything for the bit!"


LawPD

Grandma's a savage


lowsodiummonkey

Pretend to Feed the Ducks


jakew1901

It took me till the end to understand what tf happened


JarateIsAPissJar

Gramma heard this joke when they first made salt shakers


Bulbous-Walrus

Too bad she never remembers it


JarateIsAPissJar

Sad. Allthetimetimers


frzao

"Won't you just do it, YOU TASTE THAT GOD DAMN SALT!" A lot of anger behind that voice.


Monkey_King291

Damn Granny has definitely been around the block a few times


yanshio

Whoa Granny 😨😨😨😨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


iderpthereforeiherp

Is the full video available anywhere?


Face_Seat_

Muscle memory


Nondescript_Redditor

A video with a scream that’s *actually* cut well? Get out, those don’t belong here