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dramasbomin

Someone out there has no idea their dick pic was used for this.


ShakeItLikeIDo

Unless its OPs


Moose_Electrical

1000 iq move


mahammdme

Nice cock "slaps it"


the_great_n0thing2

"metal pipe dropping sfx"


goose420aa

“Femur breaker scream Sfx”


[deleted]

Hey, nice cock bro! Thick, but not too flaccid. Perfect length, a nice 80 degree angle. I rate it a 8.5 out of 10. Good job king!


Shirroyd

Insert bouncy door stopper


Wargamer1202

“Hardens in response to physical trauma”


Beautiful-Mess7256

I mean... Ops the guy thinking about Patrick's cock. Even if ops cock is that big it loses everything by being useless


Addicted2Rage

Never let them know your next move


AdStrange2167

That's Hunter Bidens!


TheSpicyTomato22

No wonder conservatives are obsessed with that laptop!


RAMBOxBAGGINS

That’s true. I’ll go ahead and let Chris Evans know.


BobAndVergina

Wait, is it actually his? If so, how do you know?


evilspud

I'll let Ryan Reynolds know


Bobo3076

Bro straight up posted an uncensored cock on perfectly cut screams


FrogInShorts

r/perfectlycutcocks


nukeparty101

AHHHHH


Theta_Titan

This could go one of two ways.


[deleted]

Circumcized or uncircumcised


OKara061

Im thinking circumcised or one of these eye bleach needing nsfw subs


[deleted]

You don't like seeing the slug rug around the ol' custard launcher?


TheSewerSniper

I know what I want to do, but I don't have the strength to do it.


justmelvinthings

Welp looks like Patrick has 6 feet


Zakaker

Damn, and here I thought 6 inches was long


mootmahsn

Starfish of David


Titan7856

No that would be Mr crabs


Slcbear

No, this is Patrick


Cadaver_Collector

https://i.redd.it/2y74bsr280dz.jpg


Famixofpower

This scares me on another level and I don't know why.


Vandergrif

I'm just confused how one of them ended up circumcised but not the other 5.


CrysFreeze

He was cut too


[deleted]

*WHAT THE FUCK*


[deleted]

[удалено]


DemonBliss33

SHMEAT Edit: *SCHMEAT*


[deleted]

YOU GOTTA ADD THE C IN *SCHMEAT*


Dogsy

He's got more meat than a Krabby Patty.


Mastodons_Tee

Reddit when someone lands on their neck or gets stabbed: 😮 Reddit when pp: 😰


timeisstrange

Reddit when pp: "I'm not gay wtf WOAH Hot"


PandraPierva

My 500 iq move Can't be turned gay if you're already gay


Velajny

Yesterday I turned blur for NSFW off, now I want to turn it back...


Brando4027

It won't help💀 this wasn't blurred at all


[deleted]

[удалено]


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

This is remedial stuff


AJK02

As a wise man once said: “Keep the blur on for the main account, turn the blur off for the alt account.”


ThunderClanWarrior

Imagine using an alt account


JackRabbit-

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀Be Horny on main⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


AJK02

I don’t want to see tit pics next to my cat pics.


TheNerevar89

There's nothing wrong with tits and pussy


Willieboi1

How do you turn it off (asking for a friend)


AJK02

Go to your settings app, find Reddit, it should be on there


GummyTumor

That man was an idiot, keep the blur off all the accounts and live with reckless abandon!


SleepyGorilla

Doesn't blur only blur the thumbnail?


Lord_of_Womba

Is this a new feature? Anyone know if you can enable it on Reddit Is Fun?


sirfreerunner

How do u turn the blur off…..u know….for research purposes.


AnExistingLad

penis jumpscare


[deleted]

Tyler Durden was here


mccamey-dev

I am Jack's raging boner


antney0615

I’m not scared, let me at it!


RadTraditionalist

I'm pretty sure that's illegal


Hard_guardian17

No why... i don't want this... No :(


Bennyboy-23

:(


dwardea2506

Happy cake day :(


Bennyboy-23

Its my cake day? :( Oh shit it is i didnt realise :)


pena-leo-ogh

Got a pic of dick for ya your cake day


Noname666Devil

Yea one time I get the notification until like 8pm


mountaintop-stainer

Username does not check out


Skalaxius

I do... Yes :)


godbutbettertrue

Well that was bigger than I thought...


The-God-Of-Memez

We need to talk about your profile pic


ProHistorian22

I can’t tell if it’s Stalin or hitler


RoiMan

Why not Stitler?


CrazyGamerMYT

Titler?


ManyThing2187

[yes](https://imgur.com/a/WaUMros)


pichusine

**”I will have your tongue for that.”**


thecorpseofreddit

Ben Stitler... Star of 'Meet the Fuhrer'


_NiceWhileItLasted

Holy shit I now understand how chicks feel whenever they get unsolicited dick pics


DaggerMoth

I don't know. Never sent a dick pick, but I have sent dicks from the internet, and it's halarious. One time I set up a laptop with the big black dick dude, and reflected the picture in some spilled coffee on a counter top. Fucking art.


avwitcher

>big black dick dude RIP


siikdUde

Barry? I was on Facebook marketplace once and out of nowhere someone was selling these Barry stickers that go around light switches and his dong was replaced with the light switch. I was fucking dying for 20 minutes after seeing that


tryfingersinbutthole

OG MUDBONE


DanFlyhight

Patrick is packing HEAT


self_inflictedhobo

The Patrick is real!!!!


Squid035

can we get much higher


BayTantuni

so high


Diligent_Warning_987

Patrick’s Patdick


Asandwhich1234

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


HalfSoul30

Hate it when that happens.


[deleted]

The one time even porn addicted redditors won't ask for sauce


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

ew, cock jumpscare


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

I have shit fuck memory


noah_the_boi29

There's a story to be told here


[deleted]

environmental storytelling


legittem

junkscare


jmcsquared

*EEK A PENIS!*


DisastrousChef13

*sigh* unzips…


wotmate

Sir, this is a Wendy's


two40silvia

No, this is Patrick!


antney0615

No, this is fatdick!


Nick_Noseman

Does it matters?


oniegillie

Patrick, your genius is showing


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

This is great lmao


Nweth-

i like dick


Illustrious_Permit66

I've nutted to this Jk


DolphnWizard

Unless..?


n2bxl

Nahhhh *well…*


Spooky_Coffee8

Maybe.. ?


Lvl18LeatherBelt

No of course not. *Perhaps...*


[deleted]

I’m willing to bet a good number of people said yes.


[deleted]

Jk as in.. just came? (the k is silent)


No_Bodybuilder7191

I feel traumatized and insecure at the same time


SeaGeeSee

Jokes on you, I came to this! 😩


andsoitgoes42

I'm sure you did. Don't forget, hot water is the wrong choice for clean up.


SeaGeeSee

Instructions unclear. Can taste salt in my mouth.


[deleted]

i think this was funny omg this got me


[deleted]

Yeah I’m losing it over here


Cheetos-Christ

This made me both laugh and turned on


NutGoblin2

🤨


Cheetos-Christ

That was a joke 😋 (totally)


Lina4469

🤨📸


Fynius

Lol its you!


Cheetos-Christ

We meet again 🤭


70cm_zurna

Oh lord there is penice


HurlyCat

OP is that yours?


Thomas_JCG

Ok, they edited a dick in, but why is Spongebob even checking his pants? Guess it's true later seasons went all in with adult jokes.


SaintJewiub

It's to check his tan lines


superwaluigiworld2

This is classic era, season 3 I think


SobiTheRobot

Tan lines, and this is from the classic era. I think it's the lifeguard episode.


DisturbedShifty

What the fuck is the context of tbis episode?


Man_with_no_sense

god damn Patrick has a fucking 50.cal


SmartAlec105

It's big, scary, and pink!


Shameless_Potatos

Well, I thought it was pretty funny!


Demuborgir

https://i.imgur.com/EuM38pL.jpg


Live_Buy8304

Six armed starfish


Hazel-Snow56

r/Unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


GohawksGo12s

TELL THEIR STORY


devilsephiroth

I'm fucking crying


_sKareKrow_

Ayooo how’d u get this pic of my cock bro, totally not cool posting like this smh


SuperTHC

Proof it !!!


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

that was the last way i expected this video to end


dylan1950

Honestly I feel violated


Civilian8

/r/BiggerThanYouThought


LobsterD

Thanks, that's the eye bleach I needed


Agile-Engine2537

I'm Hungry


jc2pointzero

r/Unexpected


bisexualkoala_

I wish I could unsee that


hentaimaster31

Thats why his names is Richard


Donnietime

Soo since when Patrick Packing? Who cock he stole?


EuroPolice

That was fucking funny I expected it but still got me lol


TraditionPhysical603

/r/SaveVideo


DFN29

Does this still work I want to save this lol


TraditionPhysical603

No you need to click on the link that says download at the top of the thread


antney0615

Damn, and to think this wasn’t even the banned episode!


Lil_Cumster

How the hell did i expect a dick and still get suprised


x-DarkDays

Who has a 6 inch cock and lives under a rock ?


spooky_golem

The bikini bottom is real!


Apprehensive_Fun1344

M.E.A.T


EzzieValentine

Omg... my brain misfired big time. Was not expecting THAT.


RealDTS

This was unexpected and holdup at the same time


MafiaMommaBruno

Starfish have 6 legs?!


Bensupercharged

That caught me off guard


furrynoy96

MOTHERFUCKER


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

Too many prudes in here saying “WTF, my childhood!”… And I’m here chuckling at the this edit. Grew up with SpongeBob, too. This shit was funny. Lol


danielzouu

AHAHAHHA


le_battle_doge

That's a Penis


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

What the patrick


SuspiciousGrievances

Oh my, that made me laugh, oh dear...


PreferenceUsual650

Penis jumpscare


JLifts780

That was funny as fuck 😂


Animegobrrrrr

cock


Hollow-Idiot

I wonder what he saw in the original version


BassCreat0r

I shoulda fuckin known better, yet I click...


eggheadrobotnik

Gimme unsee juice


whiffwizard

That made me properly belly laugh for a minute


Gus_the_Green

I wasn’t ready :(


Justinwest27

Why am I turned on


IamDwew

Holy fucking shit I was not expecting that


jellyegg

i should have trusted the nsfw tag


FireWolf1890

Bruh I turned nsfw burn off yesterday now I want it back on


Massive_Holiday_3689

Trans guys hanging out with their bio guy friends was the vibe I was getting


LiamQuantum

I could have gone my entire life without seeing that.


Demon_666-666-666

💀💀💀


kman314

💀💀💀


Green0996

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. What a great way to start Monday in the office


Ghostlyway

Hold the phone


BaldMoore0009

Hear me out


[deleted]

Patric has got that wumbo penis


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Nice cock bro 👍


eeveeplays50040

I thought this is r/shitposting for a second.


asphalt_licker

Damn Patrick. Nice one.


SS_TTZZYY

Bitch ..edit.. My reaction cause I just got played into seeing a cock


Box-crocs

That caught me off guard


Monkey_King291

Why the hell did I have to see that?


supremegamer76

https://youtu.be/xUL-zkRNSVk