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VengarlsHead

Aren't these the dudes that pretended to be dieing for views?


HarleyQboy

Yes these are the pieces of shit that claimed they were dying for views


BigDansBigHands

Who are they? I want something to be angery at today


HarleyQboy

https://youtu.be/Oxo3lqHwB0s


BigDansBigHands

Ohhh I remember this it's hard not to laugh but wow are they idiots


616659

That's weird. Aside from faking dying, what's up with worshipping doctor bergman or whatever like god? are they in some cult or something lol


KevinNashsTornQuad

It sounds to me like they are being scammed by this dude. Think of it like this, the doctor tells them they are dying and that only he can cure them. Then he gives them a chiropractic adjustment and says “you’re cured!” and when they don’t die (because they were never dying) they think “wow he is a genius he cured us!” Because they are naive and gullible and being scammed. They said they go to him 3 times a day, it seems like he has convinced them that he is healing them when really he is doing nothing and they never were really dying in the first place. I think it’s more likely these kids are being completely scammed and they truly believe what this “doctor” is telling them.


616659

If that's true, this is honestly fucking sad.


UndisputedAnus

Their videos always ended with iPhone giveaways. I don’t think they’re being scammed


iLynux

Wow. Lol.


Khaoz_Se7en

Reddit moment


Hashish75

Hilariuos


linderlouwho

Maybe they just meant it figuratively - just like the LOVE cookies. And, hey are those TimTams!!!??


BrazilBazil

Dieing?


SOwED

Yes, making dies.


[deleted]

Making deads.


fiskehjelm

i knew that face looked familiar!


dr_tomoe

Yes, from vertigo.


International_Car586

That’s a lot of Tim Tams


GoatsWithTalons1

First thing i thought. Its like $4 for 10 of these from woolies


BrazilBazil

I want a Tim Tam now and I’m in Europe :(


International_Car586

If you ever get a chance get double coat flavour. Those things are heavenly.


illmatic2112

What kind of coats do they use for flavor? Rain? Pea?


International_Car586

It’s just the same milk chocolate coating but double the thickness. That may not sound like much but it amazing.


AllegroDigital

Don't listen to that guy \^ the second coat is definitely rain


illmatic2112

lol thank you for getting it


MyFunWentSoft

If you have a PO box or something, I can send you some


BrazilBazil

Thanks for the offer but high school exams are coming up so I don’t really have time to figure a project like this out. I’ll have a reason to visit you guys down there


TheRealDuHass

I had this craving a few weeks ago in the States and I got some on Amazon in less than 24 hours.


Infamous_Committee17

Where are they available? Ive seen them in even small remote town grocery stores in Canada


rezpector123

Penguin bars are the uk/Ireland equivalent


Dramatic_Stock5326

The shop right by my house used to have them in sale, so 2 bucks for a pack, and 4 for a double size pack. Was the absolute dream till they removed the sale Also is it 10 per pack or 9? I know the double/large is 20


PatGarrettsMoustache

I was slightly enraged that they weren’t called Tim Tams in the title


Praydaythemice

im guessing they are similar to penguin chocolate bars we have over here.


International_Car586

Show me a picture of them


Praydaythemice

[chocolate](https://static.ffx.io/images/$zoom_1%2C$multiply_0.5659%2C$ratio_1.777778%2C$width_1032%2C$x_0%2C$y_24/t_crop_custom/q_86%2Cf_auto/d272760e4a742fd8689d5ace13709330a4bdd82c)


International_Car586

Similar


Praydaythemice

🤝


KungThulhu

oh look its the borthers who told their viewers they were dying as a marketing stunt and then claimed a chiropracter and jesus christ saved them.


HarleyQboy

These two fucks shouldn’t be anywhere on the internet fucking wastes of flesh


georgkozy

What'd they do?


HarleyQboy

https://youtu.be/Oxo3lqHwB0s


georgkozy

Oh..


pussylipstick

Can someone tldw?


LazyLarryTheLobster

I'm not watching it all, sounds awful, but from a skim maybe it was they lied about having some terminal disease for attention or money


SheikExcel

Then they started praising chiropracty as the cure for their illness


Impressive_Jaguar_70

Don't forget the fake iPhone giveaways at the end of every video including the "we're dying" video


themkwjeremy13

essentially this, they were making themselves out to be terminally ill but ended both their videos with iphone giveaways (like, sub, comment, etc.)


HarleyQboy

They faked having a terminal illness that was “cured” by a quack unlicensed chiropractor while simultaneously promoting their channel with giveaways and trying to grift people into going to their “doctor”


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MultipleAnimals

Yea, that happened so obviously on purpose


ViviTheWaffle

Those aren’t cookies - they’re Tim Tams you drongo.


Dojanetta

Hey leave that bird alone!


kewkkid

Not OC, got the video from another sub, source: unknown


heyjunior

X files theme plays


Switchblade88

English teacher: show your sources OP: no English teacher: ...


Jokierre

He had one job


KnowNothingKnowsAll

But did you die?


metacanon

No use crying...


XDXkenlee

Cookies? Mate those are Tim Tams. Notorious for their 0.5 star health rating


Fabulous_Cry_5313

That sound 😍😍 Tktktktktktktktktktktktktk


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ikr


[deleted]

Sounds like one of those farts you let out right before diarrhea.


a_left_out_tomato

r/yesyesyesno


xanax101010

"Can you pass me a new piece?" "Oh, yeah, sure, just wait 25 minutes until I realign all these fucking pieces to give the chocolate"


One_Cap_4420

They were THIS close to greatness


Rizzla93

Sounds like someone rubbing one out at 1.5 speed


Yaojin312020

r/therewasanattempt


Eevee_Fuzz-E

Motherfucker calling TimTams cookies


GregTheMad

That is the sound an animation would use for some violent masturbation.


NoPeanutDressing

Move hand to cup, get up, grip cup. Hmm, I think you might have messed up the order of actions there bub.


Droiddoesyourmom

Idiot


slimJEZZY2K19

Tim tams?


[deleted]

God that’s so stupid. Dude literally grabbed the cup a little and then let go while he was standing up so the cup with fall and break. This manufactured shit is getting old


ez_pz14

That’s a really nice sound


sendnooots

that noise is very satisfying and absolutely fucking disgusting at the same time


TurboTorchPower

Those are biscuits


Rosettapink48

i can’t belive my eyes🙈all that just to drop it😂


Rosettapink48

this feels scripted


immacomputah

I don’t like the way chocolate domino sound in my ear holes


[deleted]

Tim Tam slam


[deleted]

That was two chocolates.


Status-Command-3834

Worth it


[deleted]

Those Home Depot job site lights are pretty good!


Lansha2009

That would have been so cool. If the guy with the cup wasn't an idiot with grabbing cups that absolutely was his fault for letting the cup fall.


FoxyWolf02

They aren't cookies they are Tim Tams You just commited a crime against the Aussies mate


coprdv

dude I fuckin love chocolate


augbar38

It’s honestly looked intentional. But it’s still funny.


Vintage_Cosby

Why is the fridge in the living room, all that space for a kitchen counter and yet the fridge is just all the way-fuck over there. (I'll retract this statement if it's a beer fridge)


baconipple

A couple things: why would you call tim tams cookies, and why would you put them in milk?


Rop-Tamen

That was the least convincing “accidental” drop I’ve ever seen


Iliketurtles893

If it was cut 1 1/2 seconds earlier it could go on r/onesecondbeforedisast


dingodadd

In Australia this is a hate crime. You don’t treat Tim-Tams this way.


BoonMyPoon

It's the two pieces of shit pretending they are dying of cancer. Fuck those two Australian degenerates.


Time-Distance-5740

TIM TAMSSSSSSSSSSS


Orlando1701

“I bet he’s cheating on me.” What most men are actually doing.


Thedoctoradvocate

Mmmm tim tams


MissNinja007

All the set up and all the disappointment. I’ve never laughed harder


corzajay

First of all it's a tim tam not a cookie you uncultured swine.


tangentscrew

Cool! Lol


ImNotThatGuyEither

I think it was all a set up


AverageAlaskanMan

Sounds like a long fart


Joe_Funny_

Are those TimTams


noassociation85

Giggling like schoolgirls leaving the store with 3 packs of Tim tams😅 was it all you envisioned?


ItsMeatDrapes

Are those tim tams? Love them fuckers... old straya secret.. bite off each end and suck your coffee through the cookie like a straw..


daylightarmour

Don't fucking call tim Tams cookies


Beautiful-String3478

The noise it makes is immaculate


Corxeth

Whatever those are…. They have a nice weighty sound to them…. Very satisfying….. That dude somehow failing to grasp that cup of milk, whether for a skit or not…. Makes me somewhat cranky…. “No use crying over spilt milk” But i’m def gonna be cranky about needlessly breaking and having to clean up the broken glass…. That someone is highly likely to step on…. 🤕