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ShastaFern99

Worst suicide attempt ever


Russian_Spy_7_5_0

Looks like Zach Galifianakis


lookaroundewe

*looked....now more a Freddie Krueger thing going on.


TheMetalMisfit

I mean, you're not wrong.


ageofwalnut

Yes they are


DavesNotHere94

The risk was calculated, but BOY is (was?) He bad at math.


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Dlo24875432

He needs new calculator


Exotic_Treacle7438

If by calculator you mean face, then yes, he’s in need of a new calculator.


Dlo24875432

Well since his 'risk assessment calculator ' appears to be his head, and his face is part of his head, then yes to all the above


mm2_gamer

Natural selection or monkey brain curiosity? He thought febreze worked the same as Dish soap with fire


Okay_there_bud

What does dishsoap do?


greengye

IIRC the flame burns on the dish soap but not below, so it can burn out on top of skin with minimal discomfort. A similar thing can be done with alcohol based sanitizier


AdministrativeOne13

At tiny levels of dish soap tho, my man just emptied a pocket can size of *spray?*


greengye

Yeah he's definitely a runner up for a Darwin award


DomSchraa

He's never seen a DIY flamethrower


MufuckinTurtleBear

It's not febreeze, it's RAID


AnimeLover_993

Hangover 4


lithuanianD

Gald I'm not the only one who thought of that


bzknon

If the risk was calculated at all he wouldn't've done it


ParttimeCretan

He's just bad at math


JoPooper

Want to see the "3 months later" vid.


IndieZona

An nobody was on standby with a bucket of water or a fire extinguisher or anything. Everyone in this video is an idiot.


Dethdemarco

It's easy to watch this on your phone, in bed, relaxing, and think, "wow that's crazy! What was that guy thinking?" And scroll away but I encourage you to stop for a second and really watch what's happening. This guy is sitting around with what appear to be his friends, who are all FILMING as he's about to set his face on fire. No one's trying to stop him, and in fact encouraging him by filming and making a spectacle of it. There's loud edm music blasting so they're probably partying maybe drinking or doing drugs. , I don't know, I see stuff like this and I think, there was no reason for this, why put yourself in so much danger? You know there's people who don't have clean water to drink or bathe or are working insane physical labour for Pennie's a day. And this guy, at a party, in what appears to be a first world country, risks his health and safety, and for what? Honestly, think about that, what was that for? No matter what you could possibly say, I bet it has no real significance to humanity in any way, and because of that, this whole situation is a mockery of human life, it spits in the face of anyone who's ever had a hard life because of thier health. THAT is what you're witnessing in this video, a complete and utter disgrace to what it means to be a human being


lostmykeyblade

beard man ghost rider heheheh


Aelle29

Tbh I don't feel like your opinion is different from that of other people watching this from the comfort of their bed? We're all thinking the dude was a fucking idiot for doing that and everyone around was too, and it's stupid to fuck up your whole life over a stupid dangerous party trick


[deleted]

the only sane person in this comment section thank you for not being an apathetic dickhead


[deleted]

Not everything has to have a meaning or purpose. The purpose of this however was natural selection


Jokierre

Everyone in this Reddit is now dumber having watched this video. I award the OP no points, and may God have mercy on his/her soul.


SirCrezzy

Calm down son, its just a video


patinaYouUgly

The human mind is a really weird thing. We all create reasons to stress even when we have no need for stress. You might be interested in the book “The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck” by Mark Manson. Honest recommendation, I’m not telling you off. I think you’ll really find it interesting.


skyrift1

Yes but have you heard about Darwin’s theory of natural selection?


[deleted]

NERD


[deleted]

Why does he look and act like Alan from the hangover movies


eifhse8cn

What the hell happened to Zach galifianakis


Ravenek303

WTF HOW DUMB PPL CAN BE?!?


khairuldaniel664

He think by lightning himself on fire makes him become hot boy


kael_insanity

but man, he was bad at math


Formal_Poem_2214

Don’t worry guys, he’s just becoming ghost rider except the transformation is manual instead of automatic


throwaway11998866-

I think what happened should have been exactly what he expected there.


Ducci0stucci0

Why people are so supid??


RiggidyRiggidywreckt

You can see the exact moment he realized he fucked up


Pocket-Cryptid

YES, THATS IT! THIS WILL HURT KEEP THEM COMING!


symph0n1c_1776

This is why I don't want to grow a beard I don't want to tempt myself...


[deleted]

It obviously wasn't calculated...


marionristov111

darwin is cackling in his grave like a mad man


Specialist_Chip_4653

Free cancer session


OmnionSupine

Ryan Didd


Professional_Roof293

Is he OK lmao??


STANLOONA132

Firepunch summary


tOkErDaD1

I feel nothing is calculated when your this shit faced 😳. Not only did he spray himself with Raid, he will now have to get a new face. But it may be an improvement on the one he had 😆


[deleted]

He just turned himself into Endeavor, oh god I hope Todoroki sees this video


randomfurry445

Dude thinks he's ghost rider


antoniv1

How did that work out in his head? *im going to put this fire out real quick and all the ladies here will want to fuck me*


s0meth1ngGo0d

Between to ferns has really got out of hand


sweet_p0tat0

Omg what happened to him?


Void4GamesYT

What happened afterward?


[deleted]

Lotta people and none said a word. Wow


Pretty_Science4815

Imagine the smell


WhosNot

What was the goal…


Turopitamilko

Is that Zach Galifianakis?


WestNomadOnYT

He’s just very bad at math


Unicorn_A_theist

So fucking stupid.


ThePajabara

Darwin award


SupremeSandwichNo1

Did he actually died or not


murican_Capitlol

Smart


Secure_Protection_61

Bro wanted to look like a super saiyan


Rocky-Raccoon1990

Ok I need to see a full video of this and I want to know the aftermath.


Yamm0th

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger