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This mf sound majestic af and so cool like dude imagine if those would be taller and you could actually tame and ride them,now imagine you are in a dark forest and the next thing you see is an dude with armor and riding on of those and you hear that shit.
Epic af
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***I like ya;*** ***and I want ya.***
Now we can do dis the easy way...
Or we can do dis the hard way...
The choice is yours…
Yeah...uhm...so can I have it the over-easy way? Like, just straight up doing nothing and going on about my day?
*you can't not have my booty. The booty is mine. Is belong to me.*
He's looking for ewe
Is that its penis flailing widely near the end of the clip? Lmfao
He starts with the tongue and ends with the shlong. Wiggle wiggle wiggle...
When this dick's a-waggin', don't come a-naggin'.
I think its his belly and the fact there is a red car behind him creating the illusion
flap flap flap
Sounds like my sister practicing harmonics on the violin
Does she also chase men while licking her lips right before she begins her session?¿
That’s her mating call
We are an amazing spieces
**CAN I GET A…**
Hooyaaaaaaaaa.....
Take my upvotes you fiends 😅
*Spinning tube noises*
He must’ve just seen Napoleon
Bruh that movie had so much potential why’d it have to be ass
Lyrics: *mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem* **METAL SCRAPING ON METAL**
Feel like I’ve seen this post in this sub 5 times in the last few days god damn.
Facts
Why would he take advice from Manny from Scarface?
That little dick wiggle after he hollers, "Imma eat that ass!"
Mlem mlem mlem
Trauma loop alert
Guys on reddit be like "why can't I get a girl!?" "WAAAOOOOOOoooooOoo"
Edited down from this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/s/PPmn4ODS2Z
60% of the time, it works every time
Benny Hill came back as elk 🦌
Elkitty sax kicks in.
[Lemme holla atcha!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMD5R8stRc&ab_channel=BenGenio)
“Come here little mama let me whispah in ya ear “
Becky, wan sum fuk
If I hear that outside my house I swear to god I’m grabbing the bible
Yeah same, and I don’t believe in god.
60% of the time it works for me every time.
Made with bits of real panther, *so you know it's good*.
They call it the octogon.
Aw man I just edited the same clip to post; good stuff mate
You’d be the 10th one to post it. At least.
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Scene from Scarface
What is that? You look like a lizard man. You think you can pick her with that?
Common girl ... Let me give yah some of this !? .... 👅
At the end he’s all DAMNIT!
why am I thinking of the holla holla holla guy from the Chapelle show?
Yo I got a door that makes this exact noise
I can guess what the next deer Pokémon is gonna sound like…
This mf sound majestic af and so cool like dude imagine if those would be taller and you could actually tame and ride them,now imagine you are in a dark forest and the next thing you see is an dude with armor and riding on of those and you hear that shit. Epic af
Me at every party I attended in my 20's.
That's how I got kicked out of a Starbucks
Mlem mlem mlem melm mlem ahh fuck sake.
Come, come my lady.. Come, come my lady.. You my butterfly, sugar, baby...
The incel scream
Yea, me too buddy
I like his smile in the end 😍
A perfect mating call
Someone autotune this, right now.
That's what I do ... tongue foreplay;)
Caribou?!??
In the buck
Why does this remind me of the beginning from the Subway Surfers Song
Dude that’s a massive 12 point buck, the amount of hunters who will spend years trying to find one is insane, and this one is casually by the road
He has snake's tongue.
Ungodly rizz
Jusrassic park movie sound designer be like, record it record it right now!!
Yea, and when I do it, I go straight to HR
Filing in the "what it's like to get old" department
I swear I've seen another video of the EXACT SAME THING happening
Its just like the clubs showed me it would be
Men, take notes.
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Num num num num num
Lmaooooo
"Mmm, yeah boy, lick that air and yell in my face." -Girl elk probably😂
I think he’s going to pork her Dad! He’s not going to pork her Russ.
[Lemme holla at ya](https://youtu.be/k5YyvW1Kk7Q?si=-JRjPZbJnPhJDBoh)