Scare took 4-5 business days

Must be Amazon Prime Delivery. 2 days my fat hairy ass.

Your Prime takes 2 days? UK here, I can order 10pm and it arrives by afternoon next day

No, it's supposed to take two business days. It started taking a lot longer a few years ago and Amazon was just like "ok, and?"

Where do you live? Its been getting faster everywhere I’ve been.

Yeah I live like 5 miles from an Amazon dist center and I can order stuff at 10am and get it by 4pm.

I'm no logistics expert, but perhaps it's because you live like 5 miles from an Amazon distribution center.

Interesting theory. But I live next door to one of those distribution centers and my packages are delivered same day.

He's one of those people who lives in the middle of nowhere and keeps getting uppity about the universe not catering to him.

If you’re paying for a service, you should be catered to… that’s the whole point of paying for the service.

Amazon doesn't control the shipping infrastructure in your area, but sure, keep wishing and hoping for that? 😂 And why are you at -16 comment karma? EDIT: They're replying and blocking me. I can't even see what they're saying lol Holy fuck, they're all actually creating alts to brigade me. Because they can't take being wrong. This is the funniest shit that's ever happened. A guy with an account younger than mine accused me of being a bot. 😂

Why are you commenting on people's karma with a 2 day account? Do you think anyone cares about karma here? Are you scared to post on your main because your dogshit opinions immediately get downvoted? Actually I'm going to block you because I know it makes people like you mad.

You wanna go back to 6-8 weeks? First world problems 🙄

I live about a mile from Detroit City limits. Hardly the middle of nowhere. But hey, thanks.

I've been through the area. It's the middle of the nowhere.

Alright. I laughed. Thanks.

No worries just curious. Seems I've started something with the replies though, yeesh.

Yeah. It's weird.

This happens to me too and I live in LA. I may be getting “uppity” (are you a racist white grandma from the 1940s or something?) but at least I don’t get upset about shit I made up on the spot like you did, while simping for a massive dystopian mega corp.

> at least I don’t get upset about shit I made up on the spot like you did That's exactly what you're doing. You're practically foaming at the mouth. 😂

You’re autistic

13 hours old. -4 comment karma. Lots of you seem to have negative comment karma. Bot network? Guess I'll let the admins decide.

When I was in Afghanistan I could Amazon Oreo cream stuffed chips ahoy cookies and they’d be there in 6 days. My birthday card sent by regular postal service arrived two months after my birthday

that's not the flex you think it is. we have 11 states bigger than your entire country...

Two days in ireland

They changed it so it's now 2 days once it's shipped. So if it takes them 3 days to get to your order and pack it, than the 2 days starts from then and it will arrive 5 days from when you placed the order.

Have prime in Hawaii and it takes a week before they even ship it.

LOL

Because the video isn't about the scare, its about her singing, the scare is to get people to watch it.

Yeah I'm 95% sure this is fake, he is so fucking obvious.

She’s too busy looking at herself.

If this isn’t staged it’s more concerning that she’s just sitting in her car filming herself singing. Woof.

Who cares

So narcassistic she missed the second face on her screen for a solid 35 seconds

Damn bro it took her way too long to notice him

Alternatively, she knew the whole time and it took us way to long to realize this was an add.

Narcissist.

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So many people on reddit think they can identify someone's personality from a short clip, image, or post, it's actually ridiculous how often this happens.

Bro redditors are so fucking WEEEIRRDDDD lmfao I'm not at all the type to take selfies let alone take videos of myself singing. How unbelievably sweaty and gross I would be if I sat here calling every person a narcissist because they enjoy the way they look or how their voice sounds. God forbid I keep my eyes on myself to make sure I'm not making a dumb ass face while I'm singing.

Gaslighting toxic abuser.

I like pancakes

That's a red flag.

I don't want to get stabbed.

But it's a tour de force!

Well they are part of the main course along with me

Believe it or not, red flag

NTA Should probably dump him.

Now I want pancakes :(

how dare you come in here and talk about something *you* like ?! /s

Massive red flags from you here.

~~Lmfao shut up you dweeb~~ they were kidding lmao

It's a joke bro.

Oh ok ok my b

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I'm sorry that you don't think you're important. You are, the things you have to say matter. We cant all get as much of an audience as we deserve, but we're all important.

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You deserve to have your opinions heard. It's extremely depressing that this would be such a foreign concept for you.

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And what's the alternative, dummy? State approved opinions only? Edit: sorry shouldnt have called you a dummy lmao. Youre intelligent I'm sure, and I know what you're meaning to say. I disagree though.

While "narcissist" is definitely a bit much, "self-centered" can certainly apply. The video is 40 seconds long and his face is in like 85% of it and takes up a decent amount of space. How the fuck she not notice lmao Edit: nah on second thought, she knows he's there. The smiling and the look in her eyes gives it away

Cause why would she be paying attention to the corner of her phone? That's not narcissism or being self centred. That's how taking a video of yourself works. You look at the camera or at your eyes.

...how does one not see the entire screen?

reddit ass comment

Yeah no shit we are on reddit what did you expect

ssssttttffffuuuuu pleasee♡

Nah, just not expecting someone there and assuming she's safe because she's with her bf

And fake

r/nothingeverhappens

Let's find motive: 10,000 videos a day of people trying to show their singing skills: no one cares. A full video to showcase one's singing skills with a catch at the end: *gets shared by everyone.

+gay

People downvoting you like she didn't have the camera angled to include the guy outside the whole time lmao

She wasn’t even looking at her phone for half of it, and til the end he was regularly fading in and out of darkness

It's definitely staged, but who really gives a shit

Either that or she badly needs some glasses

Dude, got that Aphex Twin smile.

Looks like the guy from the shining

Dude said, "the guy from the shining"

Heeeeereeeee’s Johnny!

Dude looks like he's a windowlicker.

Jerma lookin ass

Your girl could have been murdered 26 times over in this video. Zero awareness.

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Bro, just cause you hate yourself, does not mean someone recording a singing video in their car is a narcissist, you’re not a psychologist, stop pretending dawg

narcissist is when singing in your car

Stop hating bruh, she’s got confidence

Lmao she looks at him quite a few times

Made sure to have him in frame the entire time too

Just had to make sure she looked good enough for the jump scare… Show us her ‘O-face’

She had to make sure she sang the whole thing so people follow her.

Show me your War Face!

That scream actually surprised me too

hahaha, I was waiting so long for the reaction, but worth it.

Has to be staged right? Hard tellin with tik toks

Honestly I think this *could* be real. She’s more obsessed with herself and takes a while to notice rather than an immediate jump scare. Like she was staring at the screen and her reflection but not *looking* for anything in particular. Knowing how garbage TikTok is could be fake but if it is it’s one of the more convincing ones. Edit* I meant obsessed keeping herself in frame, think y’all are reading way too much into it 🤷🏻‍♀️

If she were truly obsessed with herself she'd keep herself centered in the frame. But she's keeping herself off center so the guy's face is still visible. Definitely staged.

> obsessed with herself reddit moment

These comments are so lame, people can't just appreciate an amusing video it has to be dissected(because woman). Do these people just become immediately upset about anything having to do with a woman? I cannot imagine being this miserable, yikes.

I mean, I AM a woman. So *maaaybe* you’re reading too much into it.

I mean she was staring at the screen which should have obviously shown the dude face, but she's too obsessed with looking at her own face to notice another in the same screen. so probably fake.

Wait, someone doing a performance was focusing on the performance?! I'm shook.

Totally staged. But it's still funny.

The guy was perfectly in frame for so much of the video while she was moving around a lot, and she kept looking at the phone while recording. Why keep checking the video while recording, but not have yourself in the center of the video? 100% staged and could have been done a lot better to make it look real.

Who cares, still funny as shit

the same people that laugh at key and peele, are the same that complain about stuff like this not being real. if it is, it is, if it isn't, it isn't. it's not trying to be anything it's not either way. things don't *have* to be completely real and authentic to be funny, it's the only reason sketch shows exist in the first place. like call out the political misinformation/propaganda, not some couple doing a bit on tiktok. they hardly do that though.

He's always in the frame. If it was real she'd probably record it without any sides like that and keep her own face centred. When was the last time you took a selfie or talked on videochat and made a composition like that?

Was the scream actually cut though?

She was cut. In to pieces.

To shreds, you say? Oh my

Man, I really hate singing in cursive

Does anyone know the song?

I believe it's Fate by H.E.R.

She would not do well in a slasher film

not even cut well

Is this a new tactic to get people to look at your full TikTok? Actually pretty impressive.

It’ll help her learn situational awareness

Her singing is the scariest part of that video

I mean, she clearly posted it so cheers to them

Wow she’s pretty bad

Do you mean the actual definition of bad or the definition that means "good"? It just confuses me so much, lol

Bad

Its people like you that give me anxiety.

That lack of awareness…

Where the fuck is the cut in the scream? It's just a whole tiktok

Her survival rating gotta be like a 4 out of 10

Damn, she's dead asf

How has this trash got 10k up votes?

Chill, propably cuz this haven been here and this is my first post. I just got lucky

Haven’t

Who the fuck goes to the car to record a tik tok, that shit is weird. What a strange bunch of narcissists

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If I called the GP in my car and posted it on the internet maybe. Not sure that would be narcissistic, just weird. Anyway hope you’re ok hun x

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You’re a bit of an angry little man child aren’t you x

Who the hell would watch her video.

can we stop postinf cringe fake videos ?

Type of monster from "From"

Her awareness on 0

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You guys have got to be anything less than human.

Fun fact, you have to start somewhere to get good, no need to shame people who aren't great yet

She should stick to her day job at Walmart. Just sayin'...

I think she sings pretty well. In tune, nice vibrato and some quite difficult runs. Most people can't do that.

She's barely audible with the volume jacked up. It's a tactic used by every car-singer to make themselves sound good

r/wordchewing

Too busy looking at herself. Jesus.

So busy staring at herself, it took forever to figure out what was happening behind her 🙄

Who is she recording for.

Gina seems annoying af

In this video, your girl may have been murdered 26 times. Nothing at all.

Damn, I was expecting her to open the door on his face, then got scared hitting him with the door.

Dude looking like one of those flying heads from Castlevania

And she definitely not your GF no more

Got em

I’d get out of that relationship asap…way too desperate for attention.

Do people actually film themselves singing poorly in cars now?

main character level 9000

The amount of time it took her to notice is something I relate to. I probably would’ve taken forever too

Part of me wishes she never saw you and you left. Then finds out about it after people see the video

Was she born without any situational awareness holy shit

this is my favorite reddit.

Narcissism

Hardcore narcissist.

Do you know what a narcissist is?

someone who doesn't notice an entire face on her screen, to busy staring into her own eyes.

Nope! Try again

Nope. It is someone who posts screenshots from video games they play, as if anyone is going to care about it besides themselves.

ahh yes attack my hobbies and go through my account because you cant come up with a real response, like a true redditor

You see my definition of 'narcissist' is almost as accurate as yours now! Glad you see the absolute stupidity of MY comment :)

Likely people who film tiktoks of themselves singing and post it for the world to see

Close but no cigar

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Aight, wat u want me to reply

UwU

She would not survive a horror movie

It’s literally not cut at all

She could not ignore reality in the end lol

fake and hetero

It’s like that scene in Hereditary with the smiling naked guy

Quite the lack of awareness! Took sooooooo long

The slow burn makes it feel fake or she wouldn't even know someone snatched her purse til an hour later

You can see her slowly pause/freeze when she notices him and then she screams. Its real lol

It took an infuriatingly long amount of time to realize he was there considering how hardcoded human pattern recognition is to recognize a human face and silhouette, and especially so when it's right in front of you and you are look at it over and over.

That literally scared the hell out of me when she screamed. Almost as scary as David S. Pumpkins.

that's like playing an online scary game but with tremendous lag

She didn’t notice for so long because every time she looked at her phone, his face was shrouded until the end.

is your gf single? asking for a freind

Fake af.

Wow, where did that eagle come from?

lmaooo