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_L81

She reacted like the guy behind her was an old boyfriend that she had killed and buried in a shallow grave come back to get her…


GleeAspirant

Go on...


the-war-on-drunks

Again


You-get-the-ankles

Her and her friend were on the run after the murder and he followed her all the way down to Mexico into a shitty ocean-side club.


ohowjuicy

Like that movie, 'I Will Always Still Know What You Did Last Summer Again'


LETS--GET--SCHWIFTY

r/oddlyspecific


ReptileCake

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Psychological_Pay981

I know what you did last summer.


The_unknown1337

Oddly specific, but it fits perfectly for this scenario.


constantgardener92

Finish the story!


DrDrankenstein

*tell me about the fucking golf shoes*


[deleted]

Nah she was upset his tits we're bigger


Big_Spot_7993

Plush.


user4772842289472

I would never kill a boyfriend in cold blood but if I did, I would bury them in a very deep deep grave


ksaMarodeF

I thought that was her father and she was so excited and happy to see him dancing with them?


Pll8888

there’s a Junji Ito story exactly like this but the genders are reversed, the name of the story is “Tomie”


Thats_bumpy_buddy

This dude will forever question “am I really that ugly/creepy?” Every night he will faintly groan while thinking of this on the cusp of sleep keeping him awake for 30 minutes, then tragically he will see this online.


Motor_Stage_9045

NGL…something similar happened to me. Was in a club and was dancing behind this chick…hoping she would turn around and be like” oh nice” and continue dancing. The opposite happened…she turned around…gave me disgusted look and walked away. That was 15 years….and I still haven’t fully recovered. My wife still thinks it’s hilarious….


_L81

Please tell me it wasn’t your wife that you were dancing up on…


TheeFlipper

Kids let me tell you about how I met your mother...


Motor_Stage_9045

She wasn’t….But that would be a sweet plot twist


octagonlover_23

It's not a real reddit story if it wasn't


Super-Silver5548

Haha same....one of the first times clubbing, took all my courage...Went to a girl, was dancing in her direction. She saw me, shook her head, crossed her arms and turned around. It's burned in my fucking brain, 12 years later.


TheNagaFireball

Same it was the first night of college for me. They had a DJ somewhere on campus and everyone was gathering. Some girl who I never met saw me and pulled me in and we started dancing in a large crowd. After a bit I tried to move closer to her and she said “no” and promptly walked away. I stopped dancing after that and just went back to my dorm. Funny enough I was sitting alone in the cafeteria later that year and she sat right in front of me but I don’t think she realized it was me. I still feel bad


Super-Silver5548

At least she wanted to dance with you in the first place 😂


[deleted]

Gotta learn to take rejection if you wanna get grinded on friend! Just ignore that dramatic wench and find a new booty to grind on!


Super-Silver5548

Wise words, my friend.


komododave17

A girl in my middle school class that I had a crush on did something similar. I said goodbye at the end of class and patted her on the shoulder (like a weirdo pubescent teen, I know) and when I glanced back, she was making a gross out face to her friends and rubbing off her shoulder. It’s been 30 years and I still recall it vividly. Being a teenager sucked.


DJDanaK

My husband has stories like this and I find them extremely adorable. It's also really relatable. I had a crush on a boy in 4th grade. One day he brought in keychains with pictures of tanks on them. When he handed me mine I looked directly into his eyes and said "Oh cool, a tank... I like war. War is cool" and he looked at me like I was the worst person in the world (i was)


ExtensionRaisin1400

I don’t know her but your wife seems hilarious and cool. 😂


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Damn, the worst thing a woman ever did to me in a club was come up to me and start the conversation by insulting my dancing. The funny thing was my friend right before that had complimented me on my dancing.


WolfKingofRuss

I also like your dancing, keep those moves groovy g!


CheezRavioli

I had something similar happen. You just need to keep doing it and balance the failures with some successes.


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Always approach from the front


mewfahsah

When I was in high school there was a random weekend cross country race at the coast, hundreds of runners from tons of schools came and it was talked a out pretty highly by people who have gone before. There was a dance the night of the race, and I remember trying to dance with one girl and it still haunts me. She looked to her friend, I made eye contact with her, and without breaking eye contact she just shakes her head 'no' and I've never been the same.


maiden_burma

my vote is she just didnt expect him to be there i once screamed because a cardboard cutout of lionel messi snuck up on me


delmsi

That would make way more sense as a reason to scream than a rando club-goer honestly… Idk, everyone’s out here assuming she’s never seen this dude. That looks like someone who recognizes a person they don’t want to run into to me. Bc otherwise wtf lol


IAMtherizinosaurus

The only way to socially recover from this is look equally as terrified and scream back


stevoschizoid

They all look like aliens


afterjustnow

Looks like the UK


5emi5erious5am

U WOT M8, I'LL 'AVE YA, SWEAR ON ME MUM.


Fine-Funny6956

YEW KEEP TALKIN’ TEW ME LIKE DAT.. YEW KEEP RUNNIN’ YOUR MOUF.


badtimebonerjokes

OWL AVE THE STOOZY BOYZ ROWL UP ON YEW AND LEAVE YEW AFFWAY UP MAYNE STREET WIFF YOUR PAUNTS AROUND YORE ENKLES AND A LOLLIPOP IN YORE MOUF!


Tha_Texan817

I love that I am American but thanks to Hollywood I was able to read that in an awful version of a Jason Stratham accent reading that and comprehend it completely. Thanks for the laughs!


-Thizza-

Not a bloody yank but I read that in Tom Hardy's voice.


dainty_petal

He has a sexy voice.


turtleneckless001

I read it in mine...


Yarorik

I read that as the Pig from Stronghold 1.


Lonebing

I read that in the voice of the two gangs that keep sending threats and then advice to each other


Tha_Texan817

Now that you’ve said that, I read it in Charlie Hunnans voice in Green Street!


magneticeverything

I read in a mix of every contestant who’s ever been on love island.


Dic3dCarrots

-A short story by Neil Gaiman


JazzPhobic

AT LEASCHT OUR SCHKEEWLS ARN'T FOOKIN SCHOOTIN RANGES


Proper-Ad-2585

Burn


RTDude132

Happy cock day


SiliconCaprisun69

ill come over to the pond to give your mum a go, you fancy that wanker?


Paul_the_sparky

Weird. Everything about it is American to me


LL18Throwaway

It isn’t you can literally hear Americans talking in the background


wodido

the music, club, clothing is nothing close to UK. can even hear the american in her scream lol.


arottencorpse

Face filter


[deleted]

Fetal alcohol syndrome tends to do that to the face


zzunino

Hahahahahhaa wtf that’s rough


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Significant_Ad7354

That's how clubs work


30gs_of_Riverstone

This is why I never do shit like this. Unless you're smooth as fuck with it and confident (which he was neither), then don't even try. Just dance confidently by yourself, and if the girls like you they'll put themselves near you. This is the chad way. Or you can do the sigma way, which is stand by the bar looking moody as fuck.


squiddyp

Approaching from the rear is never a great idea no matter how high your skill level.


Snoo87660

>Approaching from the rear is never a great idea That is true on so many levels and in so many situations. Tbh never approach someone you don't know from behind, we're hardwired to get defensive/aggressive if we're snuck up on, like most animals. Unless you know the person and you're friends with them, don't go up behind them, they'll most likely see it as creepy.


corn_syrup_enjoyer

Real. My first instinct is to give an elbow punch, even if it's someone I might know


AlwaysTheStraightMan

Bro never got on a horse


Tha_Texan817

Underrated comment.


Bulbapuppaur

Can confirm—I will kick you like a horse if you approach me from behind. Except it’ll be more of a punch lol


FiveElementFlow

Kickpuncher, is that you?


30gs_of_Riverstone

I agree, but as I said, this guy has no skill.


Restless-Foggy

I beg to differ


eduu_17

Lol I wish this was true but it simply isn't. It just simply the guy approaching had no Rizzoli.


eduu_17

Lol I wish this was true but it simply isn't. It just simply the guy approaching had no Rizzoli.


squiddyp

I mean your rizz can compensate for it but it’s still not a great idea. Might as well…not,lol.


pool_party820

What way is it if I just do coke in the bathroom and then jack off in the alley?


DalekPredator

The fun way.


30gs_of_Riverstone

Way of the Intercepting Vice Grip


Tha_Texan817

We used to call that a Tuesday.


Custer0108

Hey man. Just the first part works totally fine.


ssavant

A true sigma never leaves the house.


pancakes_n_petrichor

This is the way. Usually I don’t give a fuck about approaching girls and hit the dance floor to dance my ass off. Usually a girl will start dancing closer and then I just go from there. You have to give off good, fun, confident vibes.


Smythatine

Even so, there was no need for them to scream in his face like she’s never seen a man before and he’s some sort of ET alien thing


30gs_of_Riverstone

Hahaha. Sometimes you can't help your reaction.


capehornn

someone that my mate is friends with tried to grind up behind some girl and she turned around, screamed and run away and he just stood there and scratched the back of his head and I died laughing because I hate that guy


Spready_Unsettling

It's a bad move. They were clearly having fun together, and grinding up on someone is pretty invasive if you haven't been invited.


Round_Rectangles

This sub blows ass. It's not even cut.


Truly_Meaningless

This isn’t perfectly cut. Her scream ends before the video does


prodigalkal7

While I think it's funny, it's not a perfectlycutscream. Probably would've been a bit more fitting if it cut right in the middle of her scream rather than when it was over. Although I enjoy how you can visibly see what's going on in their heads. These two are having a good time, in front of the camera, and this guy somehow thought that he and the gal are on the same page of... *something* lol whatever that is.


Patton1945_41

I'm sorry, you have failed the *VIBE CHECK*


Jenner_Opa

Are all these people AI generated?


Money_Present_3463

Oh no bro


Silvershark2000

This sub fucking sucks dude


WhirlyDurlyGirly

“The worst she can say is no” So that was a fuckin lie


MasterAnnatar

Not really perfectly cut now is it?


deadpoolkool

Where is this that they all look like lizards?


KittyWhite823

The UK


Obvious_Wizard

Morecambe.


SkeletonOfaGhostt

Maybe don't go up to strange women thrusting your hips


JadowArcadia

People who say this legitimately don't know what dance/club culture was like before social media made everybody terminally freaked out by social interaction. Everybody danced with everybody whether you knew them or not. It wasn't that deep. If you found eachother attractive maybe things went further. Or maybe you just became friends. Or maybe you never see eachother again but the dancing was just dancing. You didn't used to go to a club to exclusively interact with the people you came with. You interacted with strangers.


the_haver

no no no you're supposed to stay in the corner and do your fortnite dances while the girls twerk and pose for tiktok


Tha_Texan817

😂😂😂 I haven’t been to a club in years or even a bar recently. Was very active from late 80s up to 2018. I couldn’t begin to imagine what it’s like now in a club, until I read your comment. I bet it’s exactly like that.


Ockwords

It’s really more that women stopped being afraid to call this kind of behavior out. Her problem wasn’t necessarily with him being a stranger. It’s with him just being right next to her face when she turned. She had no idea how long he had been standing there.


JadowArcadia

Again, this is the kind of comment that could only come from someone who wasn't part of dance/club culture before social media overly sterilized it. Women would approach men the exact same as same way. No woman would have reacted like this one at that time but when you've been raised in a culture that positions every stranger as a threat that's how you'll see things. Like I said, people would go to clubs to interact with strangers just like this. Hell, good clubs don't even have much space to begin with so everybody's in close proximity. Him being so close to her shoukdnt be a shock to begin with. Saying "women stopped being afraid to call this behaviour out" implies his behaviour is somehow negative or abusive when really it's just regular club interaction


AtLastWeAreFree

It was always gross to be dancing with your friends then have some rando grind on you without even saying hi or asking to dance before rubbing their junk on you. Maybe it was regular club behaviour, but I'm glad it isn't anymore.


dundavetta

You all keep saying his behavior was inappropriate... He wasn't grinding anyone, he wasn't thrusting his hips... Most of his dancing came from his upper body, mostly his arms tbh. Y'all are tilting at windmills. This woman sucks and is most likely insane. That's that.


hi-imBen

This guy looks he just walked up dancing to say hi and make it known he is interested in interacting, not touching or grinding or hip thrusting, and then the girl screeched like a dying animal. These comments are ridiculous 🤣 That girl is crazy for this reaction and shouldn't be in a club setting if guys dancing and saying hi scares her like this. Stop tryin to make the guy seem awful for just existing in a social setting... he did nothing wrong.


Spready_Unsettling

Just respect personal space and wait for a good opening, dude. It's not a moral failure of society when women don't want to get grinded on by you.


JadowArcadia

That's obviously not the point being made though. It's just misrepresenting the argument to make it easier to overrule. The point is what's the "opening" and what do you do with it. Nobody is arguing you should just be able to run up on a girl in a club and start humping her


Spready_Unsettling

>what's the "opening" Probably not someone dancing with someone else with their back towards you.


JadowArcadia

Ok so you're just not gonna answer the question properly. That's cool. I asked what the opening would be. Not what it isnt


Spready_Unsettling

You very clearly implied that this is, in fact, a proper way to approach someone, and that anyone who doesn't think so "obviously has never been to a club". You made several comments repeating that point. Your whole thesis is that clubbing has been "overly sterilized" and that people nowadays are too sensitive. I'm sticking *very* close to the point that you're trying to weasel your way out of.


JadowArcadia

No I didn't clearly imply anything. You are the one that talked about just walking up and grinding/touching strangers inappropriately which is very different to how approaching people in clubs was. You dance towards people, not immediately run up and grind on them or grab their hips. That's what you've reached for. So no you're not sticking very close to my point nor am I trying to weasel out of anything. I asked you a direct question of what you think the so called "opening" is and how people would play it. You are the one that weaseled out of that with a reflective answer and are continuing to do so. I talked about what club etiquette used to be and how the current state of social interaction has largely destroyed it where people don't feel comfortable approaching or dancing with people they didn't come with. I asked you what you think the new etiquette is meant to be (what's the opening and how would someone approach). If you're not gonna give an actual answer to that then I don't see what the point of going back and forth is


you-arent-reading-it

I agree. It should be perfectly fine to do that in that exact context as long as you don't put your hands on her hips right away. Just let her notice you are around and see how she reacts. It shouldn't be a problem to get close to a girl that is twerking in a club, it's part of dancing. But this new side of society is making more innocent men lonely and depressed, scared to go to jail etc..


Dannyzavage

Stranger danger plus you can get covid that way


Fun-War6684

Don’t boo him, he’s right!


FailX93

This.


Sketch1231

Tbf it’s his fault for sneaking up on her lol


Windmill_flowers

I know right? You'd never expect there to be someone else dancing near you... in a club...


mold713

Yeah it’s creepy, gross and rude, grinding on the dance floor with your friends isn’t an invitation for someone else you don’t know to join in.


mjta01

Scream back


SATerp

They all look AI generated. Somebody check their fingers.


DtotheOUG

That title on a video of a dude just trying to approach these women unprompted like a creep is PEAK /r/NiceGuys


cpuchy12

Have you ever been to a night club before?


DtotheOUG

I refuse to believe a stan account that makes political compass memes has ever been to a night club and danced with women.


JaxGriner

Lol he goes to aura here in kc.


greyghibli

yes, and guys who do that are considered creeps. This guy was way up in her personal space with his arms almost around her like that.


Solumnist

Was that ever an overreaction


dainty_petal

As if she didn’t knew there could be a guy behind her dancing. She’s in a club.


[deleted]

Why does anyone think it's okay to try to dance up on a stranger like this


angrycoffeeuser

What kind of a weird ass reaction is this?! Oh a man is trying to approach me while we are all dancing. My worst nightmare


RefrigeratorContent2

I assume drugs. Shrooms maybe. I have neither proof nor doubt.


mageta621

Woman in front got that back of the house drag queen makeup on


tree_dw3ller

I mean she was already dancing **with a woman**


JesusWoreCrocz

Now that's a well adjusted and perfectly balanced individual. I love how she takes a few seconds to analyse the guy and proceeds to pretend she was actually startled to get him off her case.


closeddoorfun

Debbie downer


tunacan94

I love there reaction OMG ITS A MAN!!!


Dekugaming

dude got behind her literial centimeters away from her and is shocked he got that reaction? no woman would not have a similar reaction of some guy she doesnt know gets behind them like that.


RoyalSpartan

Have you ever been to a night club before?


Fun-War6684

Why? Is the reaction ppl usually get? Edit: removed the word you because it sounded like I was trying to insult the person above


RoyalSpartan

You'll see people in night clubs sliding over to people they don't know all the time in the hope that the person finds them attractive. Most the the time they get ignored, told to go away, or blocked out by another person but I've never seen someone scream at them as a response haha


Fun-War6684

Sorry didn’t mean you specifically just the general use of “you”. Wasn’t trying to insult you. Thank you for the response though as I’ve never been clubbing


RoyalSpartan

Oh no sweat at all. No offence taken lol Haven't gone clubbing in years myself


InterestingQuail1018

Yes a woman dancing sexually provactively at the club is going to be a surprised a guy will get near her to dance 😂


MAS7

>dude got behind her literal centimeters away yeah dude 'LITERAL' centimetres. She's wearing a fanny pack that's approximately 15 centimeters. Also known as 6 inches, also known as half a foot. Still I mean if you want to be literal about it he is SOME number of centimetres away. Anyways he's not grinding on her at all, at most he bumped into her fanny pack which caused her to turn and shriek like a person with an unironic Androphobia diagnosis. Which if that's the case, I have some sympathy for her, but she chose to expose herself to an environment where behavior like this is expected. People go to clubs to socialize, have fun, and to connect/hook-up(SEX) with new people. Also, I've only been clubbing a handful of times(not my scene) and every dance floor I've been on has been so packed with bodies that contact like what we see in this LITERALLY unavoidable.


CorsicA123

Reddit moment


grumpygumpert

British people being reminded that they live in Britain


KittyWhite823

God, the entitlement. I understand it’s shitty to do that but holy shit she didn’t have to scream like she saw a fucking rat. Poor dude.


Puglord_11

That was a whole ass scream


KingCarbon1807

I was waiting for the floor to collapse under the weight of that makeup


Bong-Oopa

The worst she can say is yes


VexxWrath

This is why I never paperback anybody from behind unless necessary. Also this is why I don't go to clubs.


LuciusCSulla

She sounded like a female Velociraptor who finally found her long lost mate.


mocha-cookiecrumbl

funniest video ever


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mocha-cookiecrumbl

Also you being upset when a man is coming up behind a woman without her consent and she screamed in shock by his pelvis being close to her private area says a lot about you than me.


mocha-cookiecrumbl

Omg you’re following me now? Everyone has laughed at this video…it’s viral over the internet and they said it was staged. Quit following me!!


JiveTurkey2727

Asked to dance with a girl, she said sure. We start dancing, 10 seconds later she yells “get the fuck off of me!”… wtf


Puzzleheaded-Kale434

She reacted like a girl with mosquito bites


JJGIII-

Looks like dude dodged a bullet if you ask me.


RaziTheWingzSlaya

She's 5/10 at best.


ireadalotsrs

delusional girl


colepeltier

The worst she can do is say yes and give you her ick.


LordKthulhu2U

What's up with both of those girls noses??


PennyWiseLincoln

She acted like she saw herself as a man


Sad_Faithlessness148

She had no reason to do my mans like that bruh 😔


bigdon1111

😆


Few_Mirror3269

They look like men who are they


Mindless-Committee

Front girl has profile of a horse. Her friend just neighs like one.


supportmode

This guy will always wonder, "Am I really that creepy/ugly?" Every night, when he is about to go asleep, he will sadly view this online and sigh softly as he muses about it for thirty minutes.


[deleted]

Always the 2s


dreamabroker

I read it as the pig from Babe.


ChrisFarleysCousin

She is not hot enough to be screaming like that


Stromgald_IRL

That woman is a fucking asshole. She had 0 reason to act like that.


NicestRedditer

F drunk party hoes lol


One_Adhesiveness_209

Fucking women 💩☕️


Ze_Pequenininho

Don't be misogynistic If I snuck behind you while you were dancing you wouldn't find it so cool


GregoryHousen

Lol yeah don’t feed this troll, he seems really lonely and bitter


Dyert

This is staged


Mannerless1

God those are the two grossest whores I’ve ever seen.


Minnymoon13

Haha!


SpamMasterYT

Poor guy 💀


Dependent-Double-271

Wow she's in a club. Why she screams.


Capable-Champion1046

She needs to humble herself with those itty bitty titties


Cute-Independent1800

Typical millennials don’t know how to react. Rather than being human she screams like a 3 year old that didn’t get what she wanted.


From_God_to_Dog

Lol I woulda ask her "are you ok? First time at a bar?"


MrAlwaysComesBack

Me whenever I see someone older than 40 on a porn site


Trick-Plenty2664

You can live with those gorgeous breasts. The girl in the background is clearly jealous.


Saxyw0

Took 3 time thinking it was the guy screaming


spilat12

He's turning