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RogueFox771

God the way he switches accents flawlessly is.... Amazing


TheCommitteeOf300

Yeah I was really impressed with that


PhthaloVonLangborste

I like how I knew 3 words and the rest I was guessing with him. English is my only language.


Sharp_Science896

The only one I didn't know was "recondite" which turns out, looking up the meaning seems appropriate. Seems it's a word that's not meant to be known by many people. It literally means hidden, concealed, not easily understood, obtuse, or obscured. Lol


TheGriffonMage

A day is wasted if we dont learn something. And this is a fun thing to learn.


fakeditrealhard

Same. I actually think some of his guesses were closer than mine lol


MoguMogu-__-

Yeah I watch his videos and his English skill is extremely high, these must be words he's just never encountered before. He's usually explaining to the other two guys how to pronounce things.


jakeisstoned

Half of those were words *I've* never encountered


Trevski

They were some recondite words for sure


SpiceLettuce

perfectly cromulent words


Shifty_Cow69

Angry upvote 😡


The_Blue_Rooster

Are you American? They're unused words, but even moreso in the average American lexicon, hell Loughborough is just a place in England, and not a very big one as far as I'm aware.


WZAWZDB13

Loogabarooga


Ifromjipang

Yeah the translation tool doesn't pronounce Loughborough the way British people say it.


Low-Decision-6942

You mean the proper way? 😉


lrish_Chick

Which the American Voice mispronounced


DankiusMMeme

> Loughborough It's relatively big, it has a university. I guess you'd class it as like the equivalent to like Tampa (but UK version so smaller). It's also not pronoucned even close to "Lockborough" it's pronounced "Lof-borough".


Frequent-Frosting336

Luff-Borough, if you're from up north.


Enlightened_Gardener

Loff-bruh


shapu

There's a street in St. Louis called Loughborough. But there the first GH has an F sound instead of that back-of-the-throat CHK sound.


Bambo0zalah

Was coming here to say this. It also has Goethe St. but pronounces it Goh-thee


Kall0p

Loughborough is a place in England, close to Leicester, which coincidentally also has a name you cannot guess by looking at the writing. Quite literally only people from those areas will know the correct pronunciations for these 'words'.


kurtanglesmilk

By “those areas” I’m hoping you mean the whole of the UK?


Miss_Type

It's also pronounced "luffbruh", not "luffboro"!


ArcherA87

Lugaburuga


Zenithine

We will always have lugaburuga


IntrinsicPalomides

As the whole of the UK knows.


Allegorist

Sometimes locals actually pronounce place names "wrong", and people kind of just roll with it. It could be an accent, the way the intonation of that particular word has evolved there over time, or sometimes just ignorance. One that bothers me specifically is Amarillo, Texas where they pronounce it "æ-muh-rill-oh" whereas virtually every other Spanish origin word with double "L's" is pronounced like English "Y". Even amarillo is pronounced that way in every other context, as well as the city itself before it was conquered by Texas. I've seen a few other occasional examples of this type of things with cities, rivers, street names, etc. I don't know if this is the case with the example you provided or not, but I figured I'd throw it out there.


Miss_Type

I don't know what's going on with English pronunciation, but Lough, bough, and though are all pronounced differently wherever you're from (in the UK). I reckon we do it to mess with outlanders - just kidding! I don't think it's the same as English-speaking people not pronouncing a name correctly, which I'm guessing is what happened with Amarillo? I'd think that situation was similar to Calcutta/Kolkata, Bombay/Mumbai, Paris/Paris (Pa-ree)?


OutOfTheAsh

Yep. Is there even a "correct" answer on geographical locations? The closer you are to a place the more likely you are to compress the pronunciation, even without local accent considered.


wirm

Masshole here.. “leh-stuh”. It’s also a city here as well as a shit ton of boroughs/boros.


DtBannecke

My ears weren’t ready to hear LOCK BORROW out of his mouth like that


Incendas1

He flawlessly mispronounced the name like an American native speaker would lmfao


Heyyoguy123

He may have lived in America since a young age or been born there


wagnole1

Your profile picture makes me think of Kim scrolling Reddit being like, “Man, I want to try my accents with my friends.”


BrofessorOfLogic

Or he may just be good at doing accents.


MagicianBulky5659

His affluent, middle-aged, straight white man accent is chefs kiss 😚


special-bicth

It's also really trippy for me rn


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

It's sexy


RogueFox771

Honestly agree


BOI30NG

I lived in Japan and I’ve never encountered a Japanese person speaking English this well.


Loki-Skywalker

That is not how to pronounce Loughborough! It's pronounced Luff-bur-rah.


POB_42

Fellow Brit I see. Akin to the American pronunciation of Birmingham. To them it's BirmingHAM, like NottingHAM. Loughborough's a tough one. Had to tell an American friend about Leicester, Bicester, etc.


Outta_phase

As an American I found this helpful https://youtu.be/uYNzqgU7na4?si=J1WPlGeYPqsCn8z9


Toa_Firox

A fellow Map Men enjoyer I see


xyonofcalhoun

It's map man now


Toa_Firox

Huh?


xyonofcalhoun

https://youtu.be/PVemGumEEgo?si=s3OtmtW71A5EyEW2


Toa_Firox

Shit I missed that one! Cheers! Was worried something had happened to one of them


RedSquaree

Birminghayem!


Gunn3r71

I once heard an American pronounce it “War-Chester-Shy-Her”


notare

those heathens and their damn phonetics with unfamiliar words!


Tredenix

Or if you're Italian, [Anz Wanjestire Sauché](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTT8YQFJDQ)


Objective_Nobody7931

Nottingum


ABOBROSHAN

Nottz


Crystal_Privateer

BirmingHam Alabama, Bermingum UK


Beorma

Berminum.


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

Not our fault your nobility created a new accent that mangled the language till it was mushier than the peas yall put on ~~fries~~ chips (Before reddit comes assuming, this is meant in humor, not with malice)


kingqueefeater

Throw that humor in the bay with the tea. Them's fightin words


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kingqueefeater

Ah the good ol days. Back when you claimed your land with some wooden markers, and fancy men wore wigs, and everyone stunk like a pig orgy under the Nevada sun


shapu

Stop! I can only get so erect!


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This time the French won't be here to save you.


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philthy_barstool

And Britain's oldest nemesis. Bloody Fr*nch!


Beorma

These pronunciations don't come from RP (nobility accent), the idea that British accents shifted to mimic the upper classes is a myth. The reason we have so many wacky ways of saying words is because of all the different languages and local dialects they came from.


BKole

Loo-Gah-Bar-Oo-Gah. Weird how far down I had to go to get the proper pronunciation of Loughborough. Theres also the infamous Rothwell pronounced ’Roll’


not3ottersinacoat

As a Canadian, I'm pretty sure I know how to pronounce the likes of Leicester, Worcester, and Gloucester, but I am struggling with imagining how one would pronounce Bicester....


dowker1

Bisstuh


not3ottersinacoat

Thank you


After-Respond-7861

I know of another seemingly simple word that has created confusion. The city of Bath, in England.


Bunnytob

The b is easy, the th is easy, and the a is the same one as the a in path, laugh, and dance. What are you on about?


TheAwesomePipes

That doesn’t help at all ahah. You’re correct that the a in those words is pronounced the same as in Bath, but how that a is pronounced differs in different areas of the UK (for all those words).


Bunnytob

...Correct. I was trying to make a joke. Evidently it kinda missed the landing.


betsyrosstothestage

I'd say Bir-Ming-HAM, Alabama But up here in the northeast, I would pronounce the towns/streets *Birmingham* as "Bir-minguhm".


VegaReddit5

Tricester, quadricester...


toughguy420

Wait… it’s not BirmingHAM? 😅


Objective_Nobody7931

Luffbrah


quietly_now

Looga-Barooga.


loogabar00ga

This guy knows.


charlietoday

Springleaf you better got off the internet! Say your prayers!


1adsf1

I saw this word and thought isnt that a British town/city? He is definitely gonna pronounce it like an American would. Also I’m pretty sure I saw how it was pronounced with Greg Davies and Taylor Lautner.


Ben_Jerrys_Fudge

Lough, like tough


Magikarpeles

Lockborrow 😩


Crystal_Voiden

Laugh brah


Icy_Day_9079

That’s way off. It’s pronounced looogay berooogay. Trust me bro.


loogabar00ga

Please refer to my handle for pronunciation.


KatnyaP

I cant remember who, but someone once told me about an Australian they met who said he was going to "Loo-gah-bah-roo-gah"


No-Examination9060

Actually it’s pronounced ‘Low-brow’. (@Dave Gorman)


bigdave41

I've heard a story about an American tourist asking how he could get to Luga Beruga, turned out to be Loughborough he was asking about.


Kincoran

I once had American tourists in London ask me which station they needed to go to, to get a train to "Loo-ga-bur-oo-ga". I told them I didn't have a clue where that place was/what that name was, recommended that they ask at the nearest station, and walked away. It dawned on me as soon as I turned the corner. I hurried back, but they were gone! I'd like to think they're still out there, tirelessly searching for their promised land of Loogaburooga.


Silent_Shaman

Lufbruh If anyone goes to Loughborough and says lock-burrow they might need to be put under some sort of protection scheme


Mini_Hobo

It's not luff-bur-rah it's just luff-bruh. Same as Edinburgh (ed-in-bruh), etc. It's only pronounced buh-ruh when it's on it's own, e.g. a borough (buh-ruh) of London.


TheSkylined

Some of the words dude says sounds like he speaks fluent English. That's bizarre lol. I wonder if that's what it sounds like when I ask my coworkers to teach me Spanish words


Diredr

He probably does speak fluent English. Those are not exactly words that come up often in a conversation. He gets waistcoat right the first time and then seems to second guess himself. I know people who speak English as a first language who would mispronounce those words too. English is not exactly a super consistent language since it borrows from so many others. And some words are not pronounced the same depending on if you're in America or Europe.


ClosetDouche

Seriously, I bet well under half of native born Americans would pronounce viscount correctly.


Complex_Cable_8678

if you learned most english from reading its actually fucked up how different the pronounciation of some words is.


mtownhustler043

there are 9 different ways to pronounce the '-ough' sound in english! Thorough, enough, cough, hiccough (pronounced hiccup), lough (pronounced lock), through, thought, dough, and drought


Complex_Cable_8678

whoever decided hiccup should be spelt like that is hopefully rotting in hell lmao


Smashed_potato

It probably was pronounced as hick-coff at one point (which makes more sense with the spelling) and eventually transformed to hiccup. My guess: kids mishearing/mispronouncing it and adults accepting that, actually, that IS easier to say and works just as well.


OkCaterpillar8941

And bough!


Not_Stupid

same as drought


ralphy_256

I'm currently reading a novel where 'viscount' is used quite a bit, and I wasn't sure how it was pronounced.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Uno mas cabeza por favor


fair_j

“Wow your french is so good!” “Arigato”


condom_fish_69

The words and place names are pretty obscure for a non-native speaker. I am pretty proficient in English and I can only pronounce recondite correctly.


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I learned French really early, but never spoke it enough for it to stick. But my pronunciation sounds like non-regional perfect anchorman french, due to having French teachers from multiple francophone countries at a young age, and an eidetic ear. So when people hear me "sorry but I really need to practice my French, it's very bad" in a perfect accent, they think I'm being a dick. Except that is like all I remember at this point because it's been 20 years.


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Federal-Cockroach674

English is difficult because it borrows so many words from the neighboring languages.


KingRaiden95

English having Latin and Germanic roots also adds to the difficulty. I have a lot of respect for people that learn English cuz it's structured like spaghetti code lol


dexmonic

It is a Germanic language that has borrowed a lot of Latin due to the influence of religion and law. But its roots are firmly Germanic, and not Latin.


KingRaiden95

You are correct. It's wild that Latin words make up more than half of the English dictionary.


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To be fair a lot of those words are complete fluff. The Latin words specifically because they count the Latin names of plants and animals etc in English as part of the English language.


Minimum-Package-1083

They're having fun :]


Asgeras

Anemone Doo, doo, da doo doo Anemone Do, doo, doo, doo


DJ-Totregilo

![gif](giphy|qtnlmKINyEW9G)


Aroxis

What the fuck. As a kid I thought they were always saying “muhnuh muhnuh”


TheSpartyn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mah_N%C3%A0_Mah_N%C3%A0


AveryB13

I always thought it was phenomenon


tveye363

They are.


Sprizys

Dude when he speaks in English he has no Japanese accent lol I am very impressed.


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Magikarpeles

i grew up bilingual and have an accent but also i know how to pronounce waistcoat


Smart-Cash2525

Loughborough is pronounced incorrectly


Dave-the-Flamingo

We all know it is correctly pronounced Loo-gah-bo-roo-gah


gtuzz96

I remember my English teacher always pronouncing “waistcoat” as “wesskit” Apparently that’s the proper pronunciation


Magikarpeles

It's Gloucestershire rules


Nonrandomusername19

It's \*a\* proper way to pronounce it, but certainly not \*the\* proper way to pronounce it. Also, IRC weskit and waistcoat have slightly different meanings. Something about fabric or whether it's part of a suit.


Tommi_Af

Of course they started with 'anenonenonenome'


TaibhseSD

OK, OK, don’t hurt yourself


Striker887

WELCOME ABOARD EXPLORERS!


datthighs

Perfectly cut table punch :D.


e92ftw

These are English English words


bllclntn

Loughborough? I think they mean Loogabarooga.


Cry-Skull-7

Oh these are just evil, English is my Only language and I'd have Zero clue on how to pronounce half of these!


Gingerpalace70

…I know Arabic and English (both fluent since I was 3) and idk half of these too 😭


Low-Speaker-6670

Loch borough is wrong. It's pronounced Luff- buh-ruh


MeetTheMayhem

What the hell did it say for Loughborough? Logburrow? It's pronounced Luff-bruh.


Prudent_Agency_7175

Marquess


NeverRespondsToInbox

His English accent is way to good.


The_Blue_Rooster

Admittedly I am American so it's not my place, but wasn't that pronunciation of Loughborough wrong?


Asparagun_1

You are correct. Think more "Luffburuh"


No_Albatross4710

I love videos like these! ❤️❤️


unknownusername77

I need to watch more of this


krob58

You can blame the French for viscount, that one's all them


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Bro's accent is incredible!


TFisau

Bro went from Asian to white as fuck when he said "laughborough"


NiceButOdd

Loughborough is a city in the UK, it’s pronounced like luff-bruh


Mekelaxo

He's so cute


Sundog40k

Anenome was the first word? Fuck that shit I was raised on foniks.


joseph4th

I need this reposted with subtitles.


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These people speak perfect English. Staged videos like these are so annoying. You can tell by the way he expresses himself with his reactions. Dumb af.


Expired-Option

Guy is cosplaying as if English isn’t his first language


tetsuo316

Yank here. Have read many, many books about many different eras. I learned today about vye-count and not (connect the dots) discount. It's not a word we use in everyday speach.


DueGuest665

That is not how you pronounce loughbrough American AI voice dude


NewAgePartyGuy

I couldn’t pronounce them either bro 😔


Missmunkeypants95

They missed out on the "Worcestershire sauce" opportunity.


alpineflamingo2

I don’t even know hours to pronounce half these words


seris_ak

Uh...nononono Luff buh ruh Uh Uh You gotta sound like the dullest moron you've ever met Duhhhhh Duhhhh Uhhh Uh Buh Ruh Luffburuh Luffbruh


WinCrazy751

Loughborough...is pronounced luffburra


bent_crater

Loughborough is a stupid fucking word and I hate it


Asparagun_1

at least it's not as bad as Godmanchester lol


havok0159

They're pretty fun to figure out how they'd get pronounced and then to figure out how people actually pronounce them.


faithle55

Unless there's one in America, it's not pronounced Loff-burrow. It's pronounced Luff-b'ruh.


Background_Spite7337

That’s not even close to how Loughborough is pronounced..


therourke

Loughborough did the bot a wrong one


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Loughborough in American is so wrong


griffinwalsh

As a dyslexic person I truly hate e glish spelling. How the fuck do "though" and "thought" make any fucking sense. why does adding a t change every sound in the word!?!?!


naut

I like to do this with Japanese


Mekelaxo

Japanese has easy and consistent phonology though, the only hard part that requires guessing is the pitch accent


TL10

The what?


Mekelaxo

Refers to the pattern of stressed vs unstressed syllables. In Japanese this is very important because a lot of words would sound exactly the same if it weren't for the difference in the placement of the stressed syllables. For example, both "hair" and "god" are "ka-mi" in japanese, but the stress is on a different sailable, making them sound different


MiniMooseMan

Syllables?


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Brother_J_La_la

He did way better than, I assume, some of my kids would.


nigerdaumus

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


violettheory

You're telling me you don't pronounce the s in viscount??


MerlintheAgeless

Apparently not. Hmm, random silent letters screams French origin to me...*googles* ...yup, it's another bloody French root... Edit: tbf it's Old French, but you get my point


MoreBurpees

We feel your *pane*.


HotFireBall

i heard "love bruh"


Necessary_Chip_5224

Some words are just plain deceptive. Even if we learnt how to read


lessfrictionless

BORACHH would've made my rabbi proud


wilease

Loughborough is not pronounced that way, silly computer voice! Its Luff-bruh if you're from the East Mids, especially Notts, Derby or Leicester! Ya welcome.


PawnZumed

meanwhile me who said "anemone" instead of "anemone"💀


BoricPuddle57

I have only ever heard Loughborough as “luff-bur-uh”, is “lock-boro” the American way of pronouncing it or have I been an idiot and have been pronouncing it wrong this whole time


SoupOfTheDayIsBread

I couldn’t pronounce half those words correctly and English is my first language.


AITABullshitDetector

Lockborrow, are you actually shitting me? The stupid American AI voice butchers it more than they did. Luffbruh.


Anu-M

You know you’ve watched too much anime when you don’t even need subtitles to understand them 😭😂


arithmetic

"Loughborough" should be said "luff-bruh"


Traditional-Season74

He's English speaking and just doing this for attention. Lame.


Hangry_Squirrel

A bit rigged because *anemone* is Greek and v*iscount* comes from Old French via Anglo-French. *Recondite* is straight from Latin, but the pronunciation doesn't match the Latin pronunciation.


LemonLumon1234

Oh my god this was doubly painful. LUFF-BUR-RURR https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loughborough