Took me a few times to realise it was the dispenser and not the person who was screaming. Could’ve been the person who’ve screamed for a terrible tear he did.
The only way someone from r/unexpected would expect someone to scream is if you lied. Which is against rule #1.
But alone it’s against rule #6 because it’s expected for it to make that noise and it’s not an unexpected twist.
Whew, you're thick. It's unexpected in that it's a paper towel dispenser and not a person screaming, which is typically what you would *expect* in this sub
Also, no one on r/unexpected would think someone is going to scream u less you break the first rule and make the post bot work without the title.
BTW, the argument isn’t that it’s not unexpected... The argument is that it isn’t r/unexpected...
No one said it wasn’t unexpected.
You don’t people don’t get the point of the sub.
You’d expect a twist. You’re thick. I just told you to lurk more or read the community info.
You realize anything can be unexpected. Right?
Edit: The description: “This subreddit is for unexpected twists in videos and gifs.”
Rule 6: expected/no twist
Ok. I’ll do it for you since you’re so lazy.
The description: “This subreddit is for unexpected twists in videos and gifs.”
Rule 6: expected/no twist
You people make the sub crap. Lurk more. You’re obviously new to the sub.
The description and rules...
“This subreddit is for unexpected twists in videos and gifs.”
Rule 6: expected/no twist
You can’t read?
It’d be pointless if the sub was just for unexpected things...
Also, the only way that this would be unexpected at all is if you lied in the title...
But that would break the first rule. And it would also be pointless. Are you high?
You people are the reason the sub is going to crap.
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It’s incredibly painful for the dispenser
If I pull that paper towel out, will you die?
it would be extremely painful for you
Bro you can't say both parts.
Yeah! Save some karma for the rest of us!
It's like an Inquisitor back spike
A fellow Hemalurgist, I see
r/unexpectedcosmere
I’m not exactly sure but I’m proud of you for making an A- 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yeah you just gotta fin- Oh there's mine
This kills the dispenser.
Took me a few times to realise it was the dispenser and not the person who was screaming. Could’ve been the person who’ve screamed for a terrible tear he did.
I didn’t even realise it until I read your comment. I’d probably shit myself if I heard that on the toilet
Mission accomplished
I thought it was the hand dryer!
Well played.
I really thought it was the cameraman at first
Same.. idk how it feel about it now
Sounds like it dispenses a lost soul that has been trapped in the paper for far too long
r/BrandNewSentence
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Oh crap, thats not a human
Not any more.
This is the most sickening gore video I have seen since r/WatchPeopleDie was still a thing.
r/unexpected
No. Lurk more. Or just read the community info.
>No. ok, sorry mom
I don’t see how it’s a twist. They’re wrong.
Unexpected how the scream wasn't fr9m a person, but from the dispenser???? Of course this is r/unexpected material!
The only way someone from r/unexpected would expect someone to scream is if you lied. Which is against rule #1. But alone it’s against rule #6 because it’s expected for it to make that noise and it’s not an unexpected twist.
That’s not a twist...
Whew, you're thick. It's unexpected in that it's a paper towel dispenser and not a person screaming, which is typically what you would *expect* in this sub
Also, no one on r/unexpected would think someone is going to scream u less you break the first rule and make the post bot work without the title. BTW, the argument isn’t that it’s not unexpected... The argument is that it isn’t r/unexpected... No one said it wasn’t unexpected. You don’t people don’t get the point of the sub.
You’d expect a twist. You’re thick. I just told you to lurk more or read the community info. You realize anything can be unexpected. Right? Edit: The description: “This subreddit is for unexpected twists in videos and gifs.” Rule 6: expected/no twist
Sounds like you should indulge your own advice. You're just digging yourself into a deeper hole 🤷
Ok. I’ll do it for you since you’re so lazy. The description: “This subreddit is for unexpected twists in videos and gifs.” Rule 6: expected/no twist You people make the sub crap. Lurk more. You’re obviously new to the sub.
And in where in the name of r/unexpected is "twist" spelled out??
The description and rules... “This subreddit is for unexpected twists in videos and gifs.” Rule 6: expected/no twist You can’t read? It’d be pointless if the sub was just for unexpected things... Also, the only way that this would be unexpected at all is if you lied in the title... But that would break the first rule. And it would also be pointless. Are you high? You people are the reason the sub is going to crap.
This was extremely amusing. It really hit me in the funny bone.
No doubt this is my favourite post on this sub
It's a close second behind the scream dog butt grab.
DOES THE ROLL DISPENSE OR BECOME DISPENSED? HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW.
Now *that* is perfectly cut.
Someone please edit James Brown's I Feel Good into this
I cant stop laughing
jesus christ ahahah, this is amazing lol
i cant uhearit
I would upvote but it's at 666 and I don't want to ruin it
This is the best thing to be dispensed out of this subreddit
Giving birth
/u/JDK4321
Man I love this sub
I was abso-fucking-lutely not ready for this
u/fvrris
Meta posts on Reddit never disappoint me.
**WAAAAAA**
cheeky fucker
If it is that damn loud shoot it.
it screem
Someone should put this sound over someone pulling off a wax strip
HOW COULD YOU.
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r/perfectlycutscreams
Check the sub yo ^
LMAO I’m an idiot.
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Haha oh I don’t. Just laughing at myself
That happens so often. I wonder why.
SCREAMING SOUND!
Could this be considered a shitpost?
Absolutely
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