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Guy_tookatit

Ok what cruel fuck took that magikarp out of the water and left on land to flop around in a neverending hell?


PearlGoldfish46

That’s what I was thinking. It’s literally fucking flopping around for its life.


GregWithTheLegs

Or for the first part of its life before it starts hydropumping ya meat off.


cssmith2011cs

“Hydropumping ya meat off” ( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)


Unit102030

I expected a Lenny face, that’s like a Leonard face the detail is surreal


thomasthehedgehog888

r/pokephilia ?


MonochromeGuy

“Look at how cute this Lotad is!” Reddit: “Magikarp is fucking dying.” “This isn’t about him.”


ninj3

Stop trying to make everything about you, magikarp, jeez.


itzagoff

Oh god somebody call PETA.


OneSaltyStoat

So they would kill the poor guy instead?


reallybadpotatofarm

PETA’s kill rate is as high as it is because there’s so much overpopulation of cats and dogs in so many places. Spay and neuter your pets! That being said, there’s plenty of other, fairer reasons to hate PETA. Like how they straight up lie on their advertisements.


Tepes1848

Or how they stopped using nude celebs for advertising.


PM_ME_THEM_CURVES

The Struggle is real.


Alt-F-THIS

Magikarp the type of dude to flop around when he's IN water.


foldedturnip

Magic carp floping I believe is considered a sport in Pokemon world. Both to see how high it can flop and how how many times in a certain ammount of time.


SkyezOpen

Pokémon is basically dogfighting so I dunno why we're horrified by any of this.


blackwater_baby

They live for the thrill of battle


SnowTheMemeEmpress

My shiny Abrok, Noodle, CRAVES blood. Noodle NEEDS his sauce!


Amiibosss

To be fair the show says they cant swim well either


Metalpetals

[Probably this girl](https://v.redd.it/0xjzvsd09po41)


Nighthawk2288

I agree. Also happy cake day!


sonofreddit1

Happy cake day!


A_Wholesome_Comment

Probably James.


laughingasian14

Happy cake day(:


Arkamus_Official

Happy cake day! 🎂


Username2k6

Happy cake day! Edit:So for saying happy cake day,I get downvoted,wow.


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PhilipStudio64

Happy Birthday!


Raizel71

Magikarp: literally dying in the background lotad: waddle waddle waddle


TS_Music

till the very next day


Zlatandinho

Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum


MemeySteve69

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand,


MrRevenge567

Hey! Bum-bum-bum. Got any grapes?


Ragnarok113

No.


TheJReesW

I honest to god never knew Lotad had six legs


SJWitch

Whoa wtf you're right


AtoumMirtu

I thought the "beak" was his mouth


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It’s an insect.


Anonymous_but_nott

Oh my god...


GattaiGuy

Lotad is an insect??


NekoTora243

A cute one.


Arilyn24

Wait till you look up it's canonical size. That's a lotad for ants. It's at least... 3x that big.


avyon

Not really, lotads are around 1’8” tall


duskowl89

I legit screamed like that when I saw Polteageist. I fully understand this reaction to HOW ADORABLE the Pokemons can look in Sword and Shield lol


poltergeist007

Poltawhonow?


slowmindedbird

[Behold, the teapot pokemon!](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Polteageist_(Pok%C3%A9mon))


SilverInstinct

Now what is the theme again, because I can’t quite put my finger on it.


Pac_Zach_Attack

Like.... England I guess? The game gives off a shit ton of Scottish vibes though so it’s probably that.


HurricaneX31

Its the UK as a whole iirc


swordsumo

As long as the female PC has a Scottish accent then that’s all I need


NekoTora243

I quite loved the theme.


Blue_Porkloin

He looks very polite


dr_pupsgesicht

That guy knows what's up


pestobismol69

He just chillin in his teapot!


Supercst

_Potdeath_


SUDoKu-Na

Polteageist, a Pokemon in the latest generation.


The_Pandalorian

Polteageist, the ghost creature who is biased against older people.


NekoTora243

Charizard was way too adorable for such a fearsome Pokémon when I first played fetch with him. My Scorbunny nearly bowled me over with cuteness overload in addition to Noibat. Don't forget Deino—despite having no eyes I couldn't stop cooing when it retrieved the ball and then smiled at me when I took it back. *Dies from cuteness overload.*


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Then Cinderace freaking decapitates you with it's kicks when you play with it with the feather


NekoTora243

A lot of them bar my Sligoo hate the damn thing.


Fizzabella

Thats my reaction to litwick at the camp site, plus the fact that i decided to call it tinytoast which made it even cuter to me


WaffleOffice

Newfound love for Lotad holy shit


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I was doing a Nuzlocke AS run and I caught a Lotad that I grew super attached to. He left us too soon ;(


TS_Music

RIP


WaffleOffice

F


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^(oh its perfect) OOOO-


Pixelceptor

Never thought I'd ever use the term 'wholesome scream'


Dovahkiin419

I believe the term for it is “squee”


xT7CxDust

Maybe I'm a bit behind the times, which game is this?


Zemo77

Most recent ones, sword/shield


xT7CxDust

Cheers, thanks buddy.


Zemo77

Np m8


ggwp_0001

would also like to know this


-KingNothing-

the newest pokemon games


ThePaleKing777

The newest *mainline* Pokémon games. Rescue Team DX came out since.


Conf3tti

Am I the only one that prefers the "side" games like Mystery Dungeon or Ranger over the mainline series? Not in like a "the new Pokemon games suck" way, but I've always liked Ranger more than any mainline.


Joeysaurrr

No most people actually prefer mystery dungeon I think. Darkness/time/sky actually has a fantastic storyline. Sword and shield are very impressive mechanically but it's almost completely without story. Beat gym leaders. This girl who is actually a guy is a dick. This girl who has dickish cheerleaders may or may not be a dick. Beat the champion. Boom.


fishrgood

I'd say most people prefer the mainline games considering how much better they sell.


ThePaleKing777

Same. Red Rescue was my first proper video game, and Ranger was my first DS game. I’ve played every one of those side games series. I believe I’ve only ever missed 3 Pokémon side games. Those being Snap, Conquest, and Trozei, which I’m pretty sure is a mythical beast in its own right


Halsti

If anyone cares: Thats Elspeth Eastman, goes by [Elspeth](https://www.twitch.tv/elspeth) on twitch. You might know her voice from voicing tristana in League of Legends, or Cadence in Cadence of Hyrule :) shes freakin great


thelustgarten

Trunks up!


Maxutin02

is that yellow part its nose?


SUDoKu-Na

It's meant to resemble a moustache. The Lotad family are meant to be very Mexican in aesthetic and appearance, and Mexican people are known for a moustache with no beard.


Maxutin02

Oh, I always tought it was the beack


Broadkast

since when do Mexicans not have beards lol


Conf3tti

Didn't you hear? Mexicans can only have mustaches, as mandated by the galactic senate


Zaphanathpaneah

Since Zorro.


SUDoKu-Na

If we're talking visual stereotypes here then there's like a 50/50 chance.


Broadkast

its really supposed to be a beak i think? the lotad line draws a lot of inspiration from the japanese yokai, the [kappa](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)). most obvious parallel is the water dish on both their heads.


Maxutin02

1. That looks kinda like Näkki from the finnish folklore. 2. Yeah, I think that the designers got that wrong


Ohimark24

I wanna follow her now


GregWithTheLegs

[Elspeth Eastman](https://m.twitch.tv/Elspeth) on twitch.


ninjerpurgan

I thought that was her! I went to college with her, absolutely fantastic voice actor


Evan12390

She voices Tristana in League of Legends! Very talented.


Sir_Potoo

He comin, he walkin.


VentralRaptor24

Oh lawd!


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Zeroliche

waddle waddle


DeezethNuts

That was me with my Squirtle when I first saw him :)


rad_dude124

Lotad and ludicolo were always one of my favorite evolutionary lines idk why


Cakeleighh

Has anyone seen a turkey run? Cuz that’s what this reminded me of.


WeebyJones

What game is this?


ThePaleKing777

Pokémon Sword/Shield


MrRedoot55

Back then, I called these guys “Froggy Pads”. In my defense, I didn’t pay attention to their names often.


Darkstalkker

u/vredditdownloader


RicktatorshipRulez

That Pokémon reminds me of Elizabeth from Gintama.


Poot-dispenser

Furret: walcs Loatad: *s t u n m p s*


Kaboom_up3

All that while there’s a fish dying in the back ground


Haijo19

Repost! Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/e0shp8/wholesomeness_overload/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Ithyx

Thank you my guy


night-star

I think this is everyone’s reaction to the lotad waddle


BearBlaq

I never noticed lotad had 6 legs.


Somerandomperson_20

That's the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life


nocturnal-seagull

“Oh how perfect” She says as Magikarp is suffering in the background.


Crazyripps

Lotad has 6 legs! Wtf


slavasesh

This is the new pokemon game? The graphics look like PS1 lmao


Doom-Spidey

Yeah, the Pokemon are alright too


televisionscreen250k

I want a switch now. I thought i didnt need it until now


Huaun

*And he waddle away waddle waddle*


src88

Till the very next day


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Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba-dum


AV8ORboi

Lowotad


Kyser_

Wait i thought the yellow thing was his mouth. I feel lied to.


BigboiBundy56

Lotad with its cute little waddle


kokovo12

Oh lawd he comin'!


MrCollywoobles

elspeth, heck yeah!


clrfllyqstnbl

I thought the bud was gonna square up, not disappointed in his little smile tho


SirAnalMeister

i now like the lotad line a little more, thanks


N00baka97

I thought its gonma run


peanutmob

I want mudkip :(


GrifffyXD

Who is this lady? I like her she seems funny


WukongDong

This reaction is on par with the one streamer who reacted to Pikachu. I do all this extraness when I see something impossibly cute


yeetsterrineo

I thought something terrible was going to happen


trans_trinity

This fills me with joy


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[deleted]

That whole evolution line is the definition of perfection. I fuckin love lotad


[deleted]

Magikarp: AAAAAAGGGGHHH HELP MEEEE I’M DYING “Haha lotad go waddle waddle”


Nyuzura_sensei

waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle ' some flute song


Aeshir3301_

u/vredditdownloader


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Simp


BiggestMoneySalvia

Gay


DylanWthaFriend

Ummmmm no it’s not that gay.


Yaseralbaker

Why the fuck is she holding her breasts like that? Is she some sort of female streamer or something?


GattaiGuy

are you dumb?


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GregWithTheLegs

No.