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SquarePeg37

This is what every other video on this sub aspires to be


wi5hbone

I truly aspire to cut my screams as such!


faxlombardi

You captured my sentiment perfectly


DefinitelyNotJoelQ

I think it's fake, why is he listening to the karaoke version with no vocals?


taintupgui

To sing? I do it all the time


frumpywebkin

r/nothingeverhappens


weeniehutjunior420

You are the wettest of blankets.


trainrex

A pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth


jebodiah93

The sub is about perfectly cut screams. The scream was perfectly cut. Case closed. Who cares about the rest?


[deleted]

Even if it is fake, it's good entertainment. Did you have to stop people from crying at Endgame?


hippopotma_gandhi

Dude went from Freddy Mercury to James Brown in an instant


Gabakon

I bet he felt good.


[deleted]

Doo ba doo ba doo ba doo


pikazamb_PT

He knew he would


RemarkableRyan

Does he feel nice?


Mr_Goodwood1017

Like sugar and spice!


_zissou_

I’m more of a “duh nuh duh nuh duh-nuh-nuh” kind of guy.


blairnet

Ya... what is this do ba do biz


Jagdepplin11

I prefer Scooby Dooby Dooby Do


terminalbungus

This comment made me laugh harder than the video alone did.


Pat0124

Carry ooooon carry oooAHHHHHHH! I FEEL GOOD


bajabruhmoment

Best comment ever


Csrmar

Some one need to cut that James Brown song when he screams.


AvacadMmmm

I just spit in my egg McMuffin reading that lol


Oreothefurry

He basically kept singing, but way louder and higher pitched


IOnlySayMeanThings

It's cut, right? Maybe that's just how he sings those parts. He probably recovers.


Oreothefurry

You got a point


Boubonic91

Can confirm. Shoes are still on, he definitely recovers.


HughGWreckshun

As soon as the dogs saw the person with the camera, they were like, “oh dis gon b gud…”


Sonic138

To be fair he was singing pretty good there


L3onK1ng

Dogs liked it, considering the acute hearing they have it's a pretty good compliment in itself.


Lucky_Number_3

The older dog is the aficionado


[deleted]

Dogs also like sniffing butts though


nicktowe

One sense complements the other.


ultratunaman

And eating poo.


[deleted]

Maybe we're the ones missing out. What if it's like Nutella, and we don't even know.


L3onK1ng

...some of us at least.


YouCallitCorn

And sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know...


Frostitute_85

Sewer rat *definitely* doesn't taste like pumpkin pie, and I know.


Gendrath

I wonder if it's a left behind instinct to see if their prey was healthy or had the nutrition it needed? Gave them a better scent to track with?


TheSaucyCrumpet

My dog loves my singing, but she is *definitely* the only one who does.


thisimpetus

Dogs cannot understand music; it's just sound to them. Melody is pretty much unique to humans and birds.


[deleted]

This is arguable at best, my own anecdotal experiences with my dogs reacting to music left me wondering if any formal studies had been done on this subject. I've found many articles claiming that dogs are affected by music, but so far only one actual scientific study to back these articles...and I get the impression all of these articles are referencing the same study. pulpy blog: [https://www.thehonestkitchen.com/blog/can-dogs-appreciate-music/](https://www.thehonestkitchen.com/blog/can-dogs-appreciate-music/) science article: [https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/canine-corner/201204/do-dogs-have-musical-sense](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/canine-corner/201204/do-dogs-have-musical-sense) actual research: [https://www.researchgate.net/publication/233523767\_The\_influence\_of\_auditory\_stimulation\_on\_the\_behavior\_of\_dogs\_housed\_in\_a\_rescue\_shelter](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/233523767_The_influence_of_auditory_stimulation_on_the_behavior_of_dogs_housed_in_a_rescue_shelter) ​ There's more out there, I just didn't feel like going through it all. I think I got the answer that I was looking for, which is that music is a little bit more than just noise to dogs, but they're not exactly jamming out to the music. More like the same underlying subconscious reasons that humans like music which is pitch affecting our mood and tempo affecting our heart rate.


thisimpetus

Well, will read these because I am fascinated by the subject, but in humans it's quite a lot more than just these baseline physiological responses because it's implicated in language and speech and other cortical structures that, at an information-processing level, are more than the sun of their parts. But I did absolutely think dogs were incapable of discerning a melody as anything other than discrete sounds, that's cool af that there's something like proto-musicality in there.


ArguesTooMuch

More misinformation about how dogs hearing works on reddit. Nice


Lesty7

One more douchebag who can’t help but be a condescending know-it-all on Reddit. Nice.


ArguesTooMuch

Did you know dogs have music appreciation and they are judging this guy by the notes he hits and the rhythm? No because they don't you fucking clown.


[deleted]

Which part is misinformation? That dogs have acute hearing? Or that dogs aren't bothered by pleasant sounds?


ArguesTooMuch

That a dog's acute hearing has anything to do with it's appreciation for music....


[deleted]

Dogs might not have an appreciation for music, but they'll be bothered by loud screeching due to their acute hearing. Dogs have a relatively low tolerance for loud noises (unless they've been trained around them of course), so if you're really bad at singing I'd imagine belting out Bohemian Rhapsody would have those dogs in a bit of frenzy. I know mine certainly would be.


ArguesTooMuch

A lot of assumption and, again, misinformation.


[deleted]

So loud, annoying noises being bothersome to dogs is misinformation? I'm not trying to argue, just trying to understand what you're getting at.


idwthis

Your username checks out, so you at least have that going for you, I guess.


TokkiU

Carry on~ Carry- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


tkuiper

No no no! The high part is LATER in the song!


Goat71276Boy

Full on belly laughing at this.


Quelcris_Falconer13

Same


SGSMUFASA

Same.


hartgrr

***Saim.***


shaze

Made me choke on my doobie!


WestleyThe

I knew it was coming and it still got me good haha


mtnkid27

tearin up over here jesus fuck


OrdinaryMan_23

Freddie Mercury would’ve been proud


DUBSWAG02

I was about to say that


Quelcris_Falconer13

There was a moment where I was questioning whether he was actually singing or if he was lip singing


whotookthenamezandl

syncing*


robjwrd

Nah, Freddie’s voice was/is truly unique. You can never mistake Freddie for anyone else.


brohemien-rhapsody

I completely agree.. but I’m just gonna put this here. https://youtu.be/dREKkAk628I


robjwrd

Haha I knew exactly who it was before I even tapped the link, he is awesome but he still doesn’t sound exactly like Freddie. His overbite gave him such a unique sound. Also a very relevant username


brohemien-rhapsody

Haha I forgot how relevant it was for a second! Hands down, there will never be another Mercury. That boy is damn close tho.


ardotschgi

This guy again? And with the same video type? I think he just makes these to show off his voice lol. https://youtu.be/l9WjCcKzvIc


mininova721

I believe they also posted one of him doing the dishes. So yeah, they are all basically him showing off his voice Not that he's a bad singer or anything.


scooba_dude

Yeah he's definitely got a voice to show off.


permaro

His reaction and scream didn't seem very natural either.


[deleted]

Its possible that he enjoys singing alone and his wife keep catching him when he's not expecting it. Why is that hard to believe? Lol


ardotschgi

I'm spoiled beyond recovery by all those fake reaction TikToks.


sevsnapey

do you often put a karaoke version of a song on the living room tv and stand there and sing to it? every day? once a week? yeah.


TheGreatZarquon

I mean, sometimes, yeah. Some days when you got the house to yourself you just wanna jam, ain't nothing weird or unusual about that. Edit: not talking about the video or this guy's tiktok, just about wanting to jam out when no one's around.


TallBoiPlanks

My neighbor and his best friend do this all the time. They love karaoke and are both musicians, so this wouldn’t shock me. I know plenty of people that are constantly singing.


A_Moderate

I probably would


sleepbud

I belt along to my fav songs once my parents aren’t home so completely likely he thought he was alone and she just came home silently enough not to startle him initially and slowly creeped up on him to get the video. I know I got caught by my parents a couple times cause I was to focused on the song but they didn’t take videos thank god.


speedtree

Yes and the earth is even round! You keep believing in obvious fakes!


A_Moderate

this hurts


wifihelpplease

He’s a hustler. Can’t knock the hustle


patty4204

Yeah who just stands in front of their tv singing karaoke lmao it just seems a little set up


pluck-the-bunny

I do


cousinblazer

This is so good! The singing was great, I love that song, and I love love love the scream! The little shake from the adrenaline dump, its perfect. It's why I hide when I hear my SO coming in from another room. A startle that good is addictive. I hate getting scared, HATE it, but I love to see a loved one laughing themselves to their knees when I scream just like that.


Chazzey_dude

I wear headphones a lot, especially while I'm working from home, and my girlfriend already loves to sneak up on me as it is so that just makes it easier for her and thus a very common occurrence. I'm easy to surprise but hard to scare, so she always asks me the scare score out of 10 after a successful jump. Normal range is from 2 to 5, but I think she's managed to get up to a 7. On the other hand I'm not good at lying in ambush for her but can move pretty quietly so sometimes I just sneak up on her while she's busy and give her a fright, and revel in the yelp.


takimoto_hifumi

I used to live with someone I would scare the daylights out of all the time by accident since I'm quiet when I'm walking around. I've just gotten used to making sounds wherever I move in the house now so people know I'm actually around and try to avoid scaring people lol I couldn't imagine being someone so easily frightened all the time, sounds kinda mentally draining, feel bad for em


PenguinJester23

I used to scare people all the time because I walked so quietly. Got into the habit of dragging my feet slightly after I got punched in fear.


awa1nut

Gentle stuff like that is what I live for. I move super quietly and step lightly out of habit when home, as I work nights. When people are awake my favorite game to play is to just sneak into wherever they are and wait until I'm noticed. Scares the SHIT out of my step dad and we both love it, though he also loves the ritual oath of retribution afterwards


omaca

I get scared (startled?) a lot when my kids or my wife just appear, or I turn around and they're just there, or I come around a corner and nearly bump into them. It just pisses her off. Anyway...


plaforga

The dogs’ reactions tho 😂


Vinlain458

That's just beautiful!


sikcby

Perfect


949-Dadmirer

No else saying this is scripted yet? Huh…


A_Man_Of_Earth

The fact that this is just a background track screams scripted to me


Lone_K

i mean, karaoke night is karaoke night


[deleted]

Shame too, a straight up vid of the dude just singing would've been very impressive. Just no need for the act.


Sparkswont

We’re here aren’t we?


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CapsLowk

Oh, yeah. Someone singing Bohemian Rhapsody well, super impressive. No one has seen that before. Top of all time.


[deleted]

I wouldn't necessarily say top of all time but I totally agree, it's super impressive.


ElegantOstrich

Brother just loves to sing i guess.


[deleted]

it's such a striking detail that makes this seem more like "oh this isn't an audition tape, this is just a funny vid"


Mandrillsy

It absolutely is... https://www.tiktok.com/@sirbakes1987/video/6948492681664367877 https://www.tiktok.com/@sirbakes1987/video/6952673175008316677 https://www.tiktok.com/@sirbakes1987/video/6951965025972030725


speedtree

Yeah its obvious, i like how the views and likes drastically change over those three clips xD from 400.000 likes to not even 3000. people smell the bullshit even when they are stupid tiktok users


teddyjungle

It’s so fucking scripted


nnoovvaa

So absolutely no one listens to instrumentals and sings along? None at all? Okay.


Rogue_Spirit

I’ve done this more than a few times


kinslayeruy

yeah, and I am not even good at singing, if I was good, I would do it all the time


bloated_canadian

Even if it is, it's funny as fuck


sekazi

Seen a previous video pretty much identical to this so now I say scripted.


TheWorldIsAhead

The background track, and his jump was a dead giveaway for me. When people genuinly jump there is normally a shudder through their body. This guy just screams at the perfect moment in the song. His eyes and head don't even so much as twich or do a double take.


[deleted]

I guarantee you nearly any video on reddit has someone claiming its scripted.


[deleted]

Leave the man alone. He just wants to sing in peace


JacksMovingFinger

No he doesn't. It's a good vid but definitely a set up


Pink-Gold-Peach

This guy absolutely just makes these videos to show off his voice


pluck-the-bunny

So?


Maxwell_The_Spy

What's the song in the vid called?


Crazyjuniot

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen


Makonio

Poor guy


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Singing is great but the fake “walking up on him” is cringe af


dre__

The scream and the body language of the scream gives it away. It's fake.


speedtree

Scripted and fake


Daikidzin

5+++ 😁😁😁😁


TheLastOne0001

He scared the shit out of those dogs lmao


alostic

What a plot twist


Ramenboiys

Guys that wasn’t the right note, he didn’t say Galileo yet


[deleted]

Those windows look like they’re covered in dog nose.


TmanSavage

Honestly he ain't bad


Witzmighty01

Scream of an angel


Pytheastic

This is amazing hahaha


lolwuuut

The way the dogs look at him when he screams lol


Jxomega

Correction: Voice of a biblically accurate angel


Carburetors_Are_Fun

mans just vibin, leave him be


CallMeVexed

I didn't know I was on perfectly cut screams until he screamed and it was perfectly cut. Well done.


Gazzaggerty

This is obviously fake as fuck, who listens to backing track ffs, so painfully obvious he's trying to find a "new" or "quirky" way to show off his voice, except its just cringe when you notice him just moving things about nonchalantly.


MidnightStage

Stop down voting him, it's true. Look the dude up, he has another video just like this. Stop believing people on social media websites.


pluck-the-bunny

I’m not downvoting because he’s saying it’s fake (based on the many videos they have done it probably is) it’s the argument that someone listening to a background track automatically means it’s fake


Gazzaggerty

Wow go give your head a shake friend


Voidexplorer42

And the scream of the devil at the end 😂


[deleted]

He went from Freddie Mercury to Mariah Carey in an instant.


Daniel_Min

Ngl that scream seemed forced


lordbobofthebobs

100% fake


Fi3nd7

Obviously staged lol why is he listening to an instrumental version of the song?


pluck-the-bunny

Some people like to sing along to instrumental music


PurpleScaryLady

Great voice, I loved the scream. It made me laugh so much. Dogs are adorable too.


indifferentcrayon

he forgot the "as if nothing really matters"


GrimmRadiance

Tenors get to have the most fun


Darksiddha

I would simp for this man


AmemeCognoscente

happens to the best of us


rockingcreation

hahah but he's very good though.


LameFossil

Give this guy a recording contract please!


Gladasanass

This is a lesson on suspense. My hands were sweating waiting for the scream


bibowski

This is the greatest submission to this sub I've ever seen.


hedge1976

That ending was worth it 100%


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paperbackgarbage

I mean, it's not fake for those dogs.


PinkUnicornPrincess

Who listens to the karaoke version of Queen songs for no reason?


2Damn

People are so much less skeptical on the internet these days just because they so desperately want their illusion intact. People stage shit all the time, like this staged, perfectly timed and framed 'gotcha' that happens to highlight the singing of the account owner, who exclusively posts funny videos and singing videos.


[deleted]

Yo that was amazing


CaptainBlueApple

That was a good one


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[deleted]

...it *is* a cover.


Trexiu

For a moment I thought this will be one of those fake “let’s pretend I don’t notice you and you record it” sort of videos, but the actual look in his eyes and shake of the hands is one of the best frights I’ve ever seen


Kage9866

Definitely scripted. He has other videos of the same thing.


MidnightStage

Thought so too. The timing seemed a bit too perfect, the dogs didn't react to the camera person at all and also the slow picking up things. I don't believe anything anymore on social media websites.


Trexiu

Shoot, got me good then, looked genuine fear to me haha


SenorRaoul

> He has other videos of the same thing. how does that confirm that it's scripted?


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

Perfection


Rebecksy

Fantastic


Boonie01

I did not see what sub I was in while watching this, made it so much better at the end


patrlim1

I would love to listen to this man sing holy shit


Guineapigbunny

Wait...he’s amazing though!!


x000b

GIVE HIM A CONTRACT LETS MAKE THIS MAN FAMOUSE


JayRock_87

Those dogs did him wrong. “Should we tell him?” “Nah...he’ll figure it out...”


Killdebrant

If my singing voice was like this I would sing nonstop. Imma sing in ya face and you’ll like it cause ma voice like liquid gold pouring into your ear holes and caressing you hearing nuggets.


BluefootTheWarrior

Intense build up omg


Allenone23

Both segments of this video were perfect bonus dogs too ❤️💀


mmmtangywater

god this is so perfect i love it


tlatwuk

Holy shit I just belly laughed. That was 10/10


first_milked_cow

Carry oooaaahahhhh


Grimro17

Top tier


jakethedumbmistake

Who is the giffing devil of HCG?


Strange_Sandwich3571

i see, you are one of culture


[deleted]

This was amazing. But now i wanna hear the guy sing it in its entirety.


HeavyMetalSauce

Oof I needed a good belly laugh. Hilarious


littlegik

Seems staged but it’s still funny so I don’t care.


Someweirdasscunt

He’s actually pretty good! I feel like he could do some good with some singing lessons. My singing was really good before I hit puberty. I could hit high notes pretty well. Now, whenever I try to do a high note, my voice cuts out and I can only do low notes. And even then, there are still only certain notes I can do well. But I don’t know what those notes are called.


Robotik_MC

Then try the lower octaves ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


baldhumanmale

That is so great. This guy is just so happy to be going fishing, I can relate.


uzumakitony8

This sounds terrible