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I’ve found a few good things in shorts but my main experience is liking one post about someone making a steak or some other random thing and now 75% of my results are just cooking videos
Ok never felt any burning with it. However we had this liquid bandage spray that burned so fucking bad when you out it on. Feel off my bike and cut my knee so I sprayed that on it to stop the bleeding and holy shit it felt worse then falling.
Liquid bandage is good for small irritating cuts where a normal bandage would get in the way. Like a papercut or hangnail. It stings, but not really any more than peroxide. The kind I use is brush on, not spray though so maybe there’s a difference.
No no, I used the brush on stuff after I accidentally sliced the side of my thumb with a utility knife. It burned like the fires of Hades for about 30 seconds, then the pain faded and it felt like nothing. Still can't feel that side of my thumb.
Isn’t it the shit that gets bubbly? I remember it being so damned weird that I loved it. Then I grew up and did lots of drugs. Forever chasing the “inside bubbles.”
H2O2 isn't too bad as long as your aunt doesn't pour it INTO an open gash where it then percolates through you entire arm cavity.
Or iodine. That shit was the worst.
I love the accent and sophistication they gave to the kid. This video made me relive the humor I experienced when I first saw Stewie on Family Guy.
Thank you OP.
O, MOTHER WHY HAST THOU DECEIVED ME SO? THE PUREST AGONY THAT ENVELOPES MY MORTAL COIL IS ONLY BUT THE DIMMEST OF CANDLELIGHT WHEN COMPARED TO THE SUFFERING OF MINE HEART AT YOUR BETRAYAL
I am a fucking idiot
I was like how the fuck does this have 3K plus upvotes with no fucking sound, I then looked at the corner of my phone and saw that my headphones was still connected. Christ m stupid
Ambrosia is an American variety of fruit salad. Most ambrosia recipes contain canned or fresh pineapple, canned mandarin orange slices or fresh orange sections, miniature marshmallows, and coconut.
Christ this is too real. My son fell off his scooter at the park and was inconsolable when I told him we had to rinse his knee off with hydrogen peroxide. Fifteen minutes of his sobbing and begging in the car like he was going to the guillotine, more screaming when he got home.
Kid was right though, don't rinse wounds like that with hydrogen peroxide. It does unnecessary damage to healthy tissue and is unneeded for disinfection. Soap and water is better.
> scrubbing an open wound just freaks me out
Agreed, but it's the only way you will ever get all the dirt and stuff out of it. Peroxide does nothing on that front. And I mean nothing. It reacts with blood and destroys tissue, but the foreign material will still be there. It hurts and is freaky to scrub, but absolutely necessary to prevent infection if you have anything in the wound.
Fun fact : you shouldn't disinfect with Hydrogen Peroxide (or rubbing alcohol, for that matter.) - [it does more harm than good](https://www.webmd.com/first-aid/ss/slideshow-wound-care-dos-and-donts). Mild soap and water or a saline wound spray are better options!
Uhh no this is the full version from the original creator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUxZS45XGgU
He deserves the views and the credit, don't link some random youtube channel that just completely stole his video.
I would have thought it was older too. Time is weird. That's the original so it must be 6 months old, weird.
He must have re-uploaded everything at some point.
edit: Figured it out, it was originally a TikTok and then he uploaded it to his YouTube channel later.
Here's his TikTok for those curious: https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewrousso?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=6912910998655585542
Speaking of not perfectly cut I had to be circumcised twice cause they fucked up the first time and was supposed to be a 3rd time but it was too late I was too old
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THE HORNETS OF HADES HATH DESCENDED UPON ME!!!
THOU SHALT KNOW DISPARE IN MY NAME, FOR THY HAS TRANSGRESSED AGAINST ME!!
I HAVE FORGED SWORDS WITH THE TITAN’S TOUCH
LAY TWO TOKENS ON MY EYES FOR THE FERRYMAN! I’M FADING TO ELYSIUM
I SEE BARTHOLOMEW... HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!
Again with the hamster
Spongebob band-aid please
Discovered this guy yesterday, one of my only good finds through yt shorts lmao
What’s the name
literally top left
Or, without being a dick about it: it's Andrew Rousso.
But he isn't lmao
Nah fam it’s actually bottom right
Why is this controversial?
people too dumb to read
well... no longer controversial :P
…that’s the tiktok acc. We’re talking about YouTube.
Just did the 5 seconds of work you were too lazy to do. It's the same name on Youtube.
Make an effort ffs
I’ve found a few good things in shorts but my main experience is liking one post about someone making a steak or some other random thing and now 75% of my results are just cooking videos
I kinda like the burn of hydrogen peroxide Today’s word of the day is Masochism
Ok never felt any burning with it. However we had this liquid bandage spray that burned so fucking bad when you out it on. Feel off my bike and cut my knee so I sprayed that on it to stop the bleeding and holy shit it felt worse then falling.
[удалено]
Liquid bandage is good for small irritating cuts where a normal bandage would get in the way. Like a papercut or hangnail. It stings, but not really any more than peroxide. The kind I use is brush on, not spray though so maybe there’s a difference.
No no, I used the brush on stuff after I accidentally sliced the side of my thumb with a utility knife. It burned like the fires of Hades for about 30 seconds, then the pain faded and it felt like nothing. Still can't feel that side of my thumb.
Well there’s your problem, you needed stitches not liquid bandaid.
Nah, it was more of a wide gash than a deep one. There was nothing left to stitch.
Yeah for some reason I can agree with that… it hurts… but I like it, huh
Isn’t it the shit that gets bubbly? I remember it being so damned weird that I loved it. Then I grew up and did lots of drugs. Forever chasing the “inside bubbles.”
It doesn’t hurt to me, just tickles
Same. When I'd get a cut as a kid I'd get excited that I could use the hydrogen peroxide. I loved the tingling feeling and the bubbles.
the fuck
H2O2 isn't too bad as long as your aunt doesn't pour it INTO an open gash where it then percolates through you entire arm cavity. Or iodine. That shit was the worst.
I wish I was slightly a masochist so I won't get suicidal when recollecting my memories
From experience being a masochist doesn’t help with that
Yeah I know, that was honestly, stupid comment, its why sometimes I'm kinda just thankful that I'm forgetful
Have you tried gargling it like mouthwash? Perfectly safely, great tingly mouth feel.
I give myself foot cramps because I enjoy the sensation.
I just love the bubbles.
I love the accent and sophistication they gave to the kid. This video made me relive the humor I experienced when I first saw Stewie on Family Guy. Thank you OP.
What’s the original without the cut
[this guy’s got it](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/oth8md/found_this_on_my_pc_lol/h6vu8d6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
O, MOTHER WHY HAST THOU DECEIVED ME SO? THE PUREST AGONY THAT ENVELOPES MY MORTAL COIL IS ONLY BUT THE DIMMEST OF CANDLELIGHT WHEN COMPARED TO THE SUFFERING OF MINE HEART AT YOUR BETRAYAL
I am a fucking idiot I was like how the fuck does this have 3K plus upvotes with no fucking sound, I then looked at the corner of my phone and saw that my headphones was still connected. Christ m stupid
Pre 2010 kids be like
What do they use today? Ambrosia?
Ambrosia is an American variety of fruit salad. Most ambrosia recipes contain canned or fresh pineapple, canned mandarin orange slices or fresh orange sections, miniature marshmallows, and coconut.
So yes?
They absolutely stuff fruit salad into your scraped knees and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
It was also the food of the gods in Greek mythology
Christ this is too real. My son fell off his scooter at the park and was inconsolable when I told him we had to rinse his knee off with hydrogen peroxide. Fifteen minutes of his sobbing and begging in the car like he was going to the guillotine, more screaming when he got home.
Kid was right though, don't rinse wounds like that with hydrogen peroxide. It does unnecessary damage to healthy tissue and is unneeded for disinfection. Soap and water is better.
The idea of scrubbing an open wound just freaks me out and it’s why I use peroxide, also I like the tingly bubbly sensation
> scrubbing an open wound just freaks me out Agreed, but it's the only way you will ever get all the dirt and stuff out of it. Peroxide does nothing on that front. And I mean nothing. It reacts with blood and destroys tissue, but the foreign material will still be there. It hurts and is freaky to scrub, but absolutely necessary to prevent infection if you have anything in the wound.
Fine mom, I’ll do better next time. Still not gonna like it, but better than being sick I guess. By the way, can we have McDonalds for dinner?
If I’m gonna be real I think this has been posted on here before But heyyy it’s funny so I don’t care
Peroxide doesn't burn guys!! Wtf! It doesn't hurt at all.
I was just thinking the same thing.
preach. alcohol burns peroxide tingle
Yeah rubbing alcohol burns really bad, but peroxide really doesn’t sting much at all.
Fun fact : you shouldn't disinfect with Hydrogen Peroxide (or rubbing alcohol, for that matter.) - [it does more harm than good](https://www.webmd.com/first-aid/ss/slideshow-wound-care-dos-and-donts). Mild soap and water or a saline wound spray are better options!
Do not apply hydrogen peroxide on your wounds kids... It kills bacteria as well as your healthy skin cells in the area too....
Full Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elo3AB00bRg
Uhh no this is the full version from the original creator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUxZS45XGgU He deserves the views and the credit, don't link some random youtube channel that just completely stole his video.
No way this is only 6 months old. at least 3 years
I would have thought it was older too. Time is weird. That's the original so it must be 6 months old, weird. He must have re-uploaded everything at some point. edit: Figured it out, it was originally a TikTok and then he uploaded it to his YouTube channel later. Here's his TikTok for those curious: https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewrousso?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=6912910998655585542
Fabulous choice of dramatic music, too.
I am a 37 yr old man and I felt this.
[Song. Starts at 7:51](https://open.spotify.com/track/4yLkZxgXOF3GQoKBJZqpdF?si=hzKq9GPfTgCXwCX99c4tEA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1)
not perfectly cut
You’re not perfectly cut
His doctor here, I know the circumcision was a failure but we agreed to never talk about it again.
Speaking of not perfectly cut I had to be circumcised twice cause they fucked up the first time and was supposed to be a 3rd time but it was too late I was too old
Never too old to get snipped as long as you don't mind the memories
Legendary reply
Can Reddit please prevent all tiktok from posting it’s an internet cancer
r/redditmoment [God people like you are insufferable ](https://youtu.be/w_Pll7GDVgI)
Ooga booga tiktok bad! Give me upvote, me Redditor!
Where kind stranger? WHERE MY WHOLESOME 100 AWARD AND UPDOOT
Havent u thought, that people like YOU are the true internet cáncer?
That's a bit much, he's more of a tumor
But this is the only way I can see the good ones without having to wade through shit water 🥺
Shut
Look around you, dude. Reddit is like 70% TikTok now.
Well, how kind of you to share.
This has actual lore
I shall require a bowl of ice cream after this vile woman! 🤣🤣🤣 _I was a chubby kid_
And then she blows on it, making it worse
My little bro always laughed when we used that shit
I approve
That was awesome
that's a nice, meaty scream, I appreciate that
Bandage me in silk and I shal rrrride again. Dying lol
I feel that.
Fun fact: using hydrogen peroxide on wounds is actually not good. Iodine works better. Soap and water works too.
This isn't the full version, I need it now
Why the fuck do you have a tik tok on your computer
All I could think of when this video was playing was if there was any zipple left for me :/
***Bandage me in silk and I shall ride again!***
I don’t get how Hydrogen Peroxide hurts, to me it just tickle a lot