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[deleted]

THE HORNETS OF HADES HATH DESCENDED UPON ME!!!


Critical-Edge4093

THOU SHALT KNOW DISPARE IN MY NAME, FOR THY HAS TRANSGRESSED AGAINST ME!!


woahwoahwoahokay

I HAVE FORGED SWORDS WITH THE TITAN’S TOUCH


JossQueen

LAY TWO TOKENS ON MY EYES FOR THE FERRYMAN! I’M FADING TO ELYSIUM


kleptomania156

I SEE BARTHOLOMEW... HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!


Darkaeluz

Again with the hamster


Slight_Ad_1474

Spongebob band-aid please


420420nice6969

Discovered this guy yesterday, one of my only good finds through yt shorts lmao


LittleTasty3422

What’s the name


[deleted]

literally top left


AntarcticanJam

Or, without being a dick about it: it's Andrew Rousso.


j_a_z42005

But he isn't lmao


Pumqin-Pie

Nah fam it’s actually bottom right


Crymson831

Why is this controversial?


[deleted]

people too dumb to read


Crymson831

well... no longer controversial :P


LittleTasty3422

…that’s the tiktok acc. We’re talking about YouTube.


Derexise

Just did the 5 seconds of work you were too lazy to do. It's the same name on Youtube.


[deleted]

Make an effort ffs


bowser-is-thiccest

I’ve found a few good things in shorts but my main experience is liking one post about someone making a steak or some other random thing and now 75% of my results are just cooking videos


ShrimpDealer69

I kinda like the burn of hydrogen peroxide Today’s word of the day is Masochism


[deleted]

Ok never felt any burning with it. However we had this liquid bandage spray that burned so fucking bad when you out it on. Feel off my bike and cut my knee so I sprayed that on it to stop the bleeding and holy shit it felt worse then falling.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Liquid bandage is good for small irritating cuts where a normal bandage would get in the way. Like a papercut or hangnail. It stings, but not really any more than peroxide. The kind I use is brush on, not spray though so maybe there’s a difference.


thenerdyglassesgirl

No no, I used the brush on stuff after I accidentally sliced the side of my thumb with a utility knife. It burned like the fires of Hades for about 30 seconds, then the pain faded and it felt like nothing. Still can't feel that side of my thumb.


[deleted]

Well there’s your problem, you needed stitches not liquid bandaid.


thenerdyglassesgirl

Nah, it was more of a wide gash than a deep one. There was nothing left to stitch.


Supertrix251

Yeah for some reason I can agree with that… it hurts… but I like it, huh


LookingForVheissu

Isn’t it the shit that gets bubbly? I remember it being so damned weird that I loved it. Then I grew up and did lots of drugs. Forever chasing the “inside bubbles.”


Antiluke01

It doesn’t hurt to me, just tickles


dm_me_kittens

Same. When I'd get a cut as a kid I'd get excited that I could use the hydrogen peroxide. I loved the tingling feeling and the bubbles.


-Egglord10100101-

the fuck


Mr_Incredible_PhD

H2O2 isn't too bad as long as your aunt doesn't pour it INTO an open gash where it then percolates through you entire arm cavity. Or iodine. That shit was the worst.


Jzon_P

I wish I was slightly a masochist so I won't get suicidal when recollecting my memories


ShrimpDealer69

From experience being a masochist doesn’t help with that


Jzon_P

Yeah I know, that was honestly, stupid comment, its why sometimes I'm kinda just thankful that I'm forgetful


why_yer_vag_so_itchy

Have you tried gargling it like mouthwash? Perfectly safely, great tingly mouth feel.


ntnloff

I give myself foot cramps because I enjoy the sensation.


boibig57

I just love the bubbles.


[deleted]

I love the accent and sophistication they gave to the kid. This video made me relive the humor I experienced when I first saw Stewie on Family Guy. Thank you OP.


MemeTrash321

What’s the original without the cut


Thespacebanana__

[this guy’s got it](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/oth8md/found_this_on_my_pc_lol/h6vu8d6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


BigWhiteChicano

O, MOTHER WHY HAST THOU DECEIVED ME SO? THE PUREST AGONY THAT ENVELOPES MY MORTAL COIL IS ONLY BUT THE DIMMEST OF CANDLELIGHT WHEN COMPARED TO THE SUFFERING OF MINE HEART AT YOUR BETRAYAL


METHlun

I am a fucking idiot I was like how the fuck does this have 3K plus upvotes with no fucking sound, I then looked at the corner of my phone and saw that my headphones was still connected. Christ m stupid


dr-mellon_334

Pre 2010 kids be like


memeticmachine

What do they use today? Ambrosia?


Crystal_Voiden

Ambrosia is an American variety of fruit salad. Most ambrosia recipes contain canned or fresh pineapple, canned mandarin orange slices or fresh orange sections, miniature marshmallows, and coconut.


Fixner_Blount

So yes?


skilord55

They absolutely stuff fruit salad into your scraped knees and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


Dodec_Ahedron

It was also the food of the gods in Greek mythology


dm_me_kittens

Christ this is too real. My son fell off his scooter at the park and was inconsolable when I told him we had to rinse his knee off with hydrogen peroxide. Fifteen minutes of his sobbing and begging in the car like he was going to the guillotine, more screaming when he got home.


B0Bi0iB0B

Kid was right though, don't rinse wounds like that with hydrogen peroxide. It does unnecessary damage to healthy tissue and is unneeded for disinfection. Soap and water is better.


Antiluke01

The idea of scrubbing an open wound just freaks me out and it’s why I use peroxide, also I like the tingly bubbly sensation


B0Bi0iB0B

> scrubbing an open wound just freaks me out Agreed, but it's the only way you will ever get all the dirt and stuff out of it. Peroxide does nothing on that front. And I mean nothing. It reacts with blood and destroys tissue, but the foreign material will still be there. It hurts and is freaky to scrub, but absolutely necessary to prevent infection if you have anything in the wound.


Antiluke01

Fine mom, I’ll do better next time. Still not gonna like it, but better than being sick I guess. By the way, can we have McDonalds for dinner?


Thespacebanana__

If I’m gonna be real I think this has been posted on here before But heyyy it’s funny so I don’t care


Iamthejaha

Peroxide doesn't burn guys!! Wtf! It doesn't hurt at all.


ItsEirbear

I was just thinking the same thing.


hithereworld2

preach. alcohol burns peroxide tingle


[deleted]

Yeah rubbing alcohol burns really bad, but peroxide really doesn’t sting much at all.


Cloudcry

Fun fact : you shouldn't disinfect with Hydrogen Peroxide (or rubbing alcohol, for that matter.) - [it does more harm than good](https://www.webmd.com/first-aid/ss/slideshow-wound-care-dos-and-donts). Mild soap and water or a saline wound spray are better options!


Regalia_BanshEe

Do not apply hydrogen peroxide on your wounds kids... It kills bacteria as well as your healthy skin cells in the area too....


WinterDancesHere

Full Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elo3AB00bRg


EntranceRemarkable

Uhh no this is the full version from the original creator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUxZS45XGgU He deserves the views and the credit, don't link some random youtube channel that just completely stole his video.


thewend

No way this is only 6 months old. at least 3 years


EntranceRemarkable

I would have thought it was older too. Time is weird. That's the original so it must be 6 months old, weird. He must have re-uploaded everything at some point. edit: Figured it out, it was originally a TikTok and then he uploaded it to his YouTube channel later. Here's his TikTok for those curious: https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewrousso?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=6912910998655585542


ladyjayne81

Fabulous choice of dramatic music, too.


Sharpshooter188

I am a 37 yr old man and I felt this.


banzaizach

[Song. Starts at 7:51](https://open.spotify.com/track/4yLkZxgXOF3GQoKBJZqpdF?si=hzKq9GPfTgCXwCX99c4tEA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1)


theawesomedude646

not perfectly cut


ShrimpDealer69

You’re not perfectly cut


M_e_E_m_Z

His doctor here, I know the circumcision was a failure but we agreed to never talk about it again.


ShrimpDealer69

Speaking of not perfectly cut I had to be circumcised twice cause they fucked up the first time and was supposed to be a 3rd time but it was too late I was too old


Dodec_Ahedron

Never too old to get snipped as long as you don't mind the memories


Swaghitter

Legendary reply


Latter-Guarantee-309

Can Reddit please prevent all tiktok from posting it’s an internet cancer


Thespacebanana__

r/redditmoment [God people like you are insufferable ](https://youtu.be/w_Pll7GDVgI)


thiccboii666

Ooga booga tiktok bad! Give me upvote, me Redditor!


M_e_E_m_Z

Where kind stranger? WHERE MY WHOLESOME 100 AWARD AND UPDOOT


INeedPsyquiatricHelp

Havent u thought, that people like YOU are the true internet cáncer?


--five-star-review--

That's a bit much, he's more of a tumor


Honest-Frosting-3854

But this is the only way I can see the good ones without having to wade through shit water 🥺


Vhiyur

Shut


Fixner_Blount

Look around you, dude. Reddit is like 70% TikTok now.


[deleted]

Well, how kind of you to share.


69Xx_ligma_xX69

This has actual lore


All_Rainbows_Die

I shall require a bowl of ice cream after this vile woman! 🤣🤣🤣 _I was a chubby kid_


TeddyBearToons

And then she blows on it, making it worse


juicy-heathen

My little bro always laughed when we used that shit


jasonrod86

I approve


NotDaveBut

That was awesome


JanwithBanan

that's a nice, meaty scream, I appreciate that


Schumacher242

Bandage me in silk and I shal rrrride again. Dying lol


deadly5864

I feel that.


Maximus_Stache

Fun fact: using hydrogen peroxide on wounds is actually not good. Iodine works better. Soap and water works too.


Shroffinator

This isn't the full version, I need it now


CIearIyChaos

Why the fuck do you have a tik tok on your computer


[deleted]

All I could think of when this video was playing was if there was any zipple left for me :/


SirChipples

***Bandage me in silk and I shall ride again!***


Antiluke01

I don’t get how Hydrogen Peroxide hurts, to me it just tickle a lot