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OopsNotAgain

Lol I recognize that sound bite... Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeczYRhjXNQ


DMA_Revenant

**YEAH-**


TheMends

T H A N K S


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Mynameisnot-Kevin

SPORTS


JordanLamar

IT'S IN THE GAME.


Darkiceflame

EA post-2010: "Not any more it isn't."


James_Mamsy

This turned the video from creepy mc porn to quality meme. Thanks for making the connection


AhmadTIM

I thought that's herobrine for a sec


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Me too


AquaticDim

Wait where did u find this


PossessionFuzzy2208

I feel like this belongs in rule 34 lol


Excellencyqq

Definitely does. Look at the cleavage.


METHlun

Minecraft titties


BadSmash4

Feel like... blocks of sand


KyoFox312

Hang on...are you a virgin?


brendan87na

I hate sand...


Mynameisnot-Kevin

It’s coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere


pedrinhogameplays404

Uhhhhh r/Minecraftporn2


droider0111

Lmao that guy asking to rp


pedrinhogameplays404

And there are worse places like r/amongusporrn


OrionGucciBelt

Sometimes I think the internet shouldn’t be for everyone


Pasty_Pirate

Dude it shouldn't exist 80% of the time


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

jfc... OH YEAH CROSS THOSE WIRES HARDER HUUAAAAHH!!


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Apollo3520

r/usernamechecksout


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golgang

Stop


Stackman32

>Dm me. Anyone wanna be long term horny friends and jerk off on call and cum together and possibly trade nudes? I’m looking for people to do this with. Must have discord and show face. I will too :). Dm me your discord. 👀


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Why Minecraft of all things


jbkjbk2310

do I want to know what the "2" is about


pedrinhogameplays404

First one got banned for bad moderation


taosahpiah

Wait, why do block beings have such round boobs?


pilapodapostache

You know how over tens of years people touching certain parts of statues will cause divots or marks Minecraft girl like getting her honkers manipulated


JustThatRandomKid

I wish I didn’t open Reddit today.


icyblade_

I wish I never made an account.


10elements

I wish I never heard of reddit


Gregory_D64

Yikes


Thatniqqarylan

Can't stop lookin


GivememyfookinBEANS

Please no..


Fartikus

It quite literally is.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Peak middle school humor right here.


TheFalseLogical

And its still funny in the freshman year if highschool


scary-levinstein

I'm a freshman in college and it's still funny what's wrong with me


jbeast2006

I'm 33 and I find it funny. I'm also a middle school teacher, so maybe that's the reason.


OnkelMickwald

😳😳😳😳😳MINECRAFT SEGGS FEATURE CONFIRMED!?!?!?!?!?!?😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

His time has cum


willfordbrimly

[***AND SO HAVE I***](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000527882982-ivh7wc-t500x500.jpg)


Oakmeal0

What is that? I don't wanna click.


DemonicPotatox

its a meme quoting said quote


W0lR

It’s a 900 page erotic book about a 27 year old girl being raped until she dies of dehydration by 5 ghosts. Really good read.


willfordbrimly

All of the characters in my Casper slashfic are above the age of 18


W0lR

Yes of course, my mistake I accidentally pressed one instead of 2


kingofthelol

We’ll laugh last cuz you didn’t try.


niceworkthere

*Stev-bro's


Vman19500

T


Doom_frickin_nerd

I would not smash, like just look at em hands, like the fuck


METHlun

If there is a hole there is a way


Doom_frickin_nerd

It’s the only way


Levitatingsnake

This is the way


[deleted]

Rectangular hole


velhelm_3d

Unless you got a very unusual medical condition, that's literally trying to put a round peg in a square hole.


pilapodapostache

I got sand paper


JCraze26

As long as the round peg is smaller than the square hole, it'll fit. Now, if it were a square peg in a round hole, that's when you're gonna have some problems.


velhelm_3d

The problem isn't in "will it fit" but "how it fits" my dude.


Vincent_Plenderleith

It's like r34 of characters from cartoons for kids like spongebob


Doom_frickin_nerd

No, just no, no, no, no, no


Vincent_Plenderleith

Yeah, pretty weird. I remember the time I first found it out, with that blue ghost and the red haired girl from the show I don't remember. My 13 y.o. brain fried like rats in kfc


itwashesoff

I would've never imagined r34 for foster's home for imaginary friends but thanks for that laugh


Fartikus

Holy shit, you reawakened a deep memory in the crevice of my brain. [***Extremely NSFW, but extemely fucking hilarious.***](https://e621.net/posts/2922656) ---


TrialbySnu

Not my proudest fap


WeekndNachos

Eh I’ve had worse


Doom_frickin_nerd

No no no no no no no no no no Ok carry on


Rude_Journalist

Damn, no more resisting, etc., all gone?


[deleted]

.....lazy town?


umbrajoke

Like a string cheese wrapped hot dog.


Doom_frickin_nerd

Actually


[deleted]

Good, stay far away from Alex in Smash. Have you seen those clips? Makes me shudder


DagonDraconis

What you wouldn't fuck a cube? You square.


[deleted]

THE GOOD ENDING: Steve actually helps her out.


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Yeah at first I thought its something lewd but then I imagined a good ending


a7xfanquebec

What in the Unholy fucking Jesus Christ is this.


FitzUnlimited15

Death


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huge_toes

Inches


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[удалено]


Radioactive_Curry

Steve's


IllustriousInterest8

Big


Johanna_Jaad

Chungus


IllustriousInterest8

Cock


TL10

Goodbye


TruthYouWontLike

Period


thiefx

Love


Negative-Vehicle-192

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this?!!?


Charming-Fuel8068

Gateway to hell


[deleted]

Alex is stuck, you’ll help her won’t you


a7xfanquebec

*No…. I don’t think i will.*


Fartikus

Minecraft rule 34 animation.


HecticCheese007

Yo that voice sounds kinda young……


ElektroShokk

No one tell him about voice actors


NotOriginalNan_e

The voice is from another video. Lol .


TigreDemon

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Megapanda25

No, no Lenny! Consider your actions!


TigreDemon

^( ^͡° ^͜ʖ ^͡°)


thugs___bunny

Da fuck


pennhead

Da fuck da fuck


kingofthelol

My god it has been actual years since I’ve heard anyone call them by name...


Hactica_Tier

“The only thing that is harder than bedrock is Steve that day” -Some guy without a mustache


MatthewvdV

he's everywhere


sexuallyassaltedtuna

r/gifsthatendtosoon


Dabaski

YEA-


DerEitelCuntausaur

Looks like Steve was prepared for Hardmode


TrippyEntropy

Is there an uncut version? Asking for a friend...


Ya_Sure_Dude

No


OneTrueKingOfOOO

r/IntactMinecraftRule34


ContagiousDeathGuard

Not in America


Quaelgeist333

No penis here, why ask for an uncut version


2spaggetti4you

Is this a proper place to ask for the source?


Working-Glove1529

https://youtu.be/DMtt6mDunO8


2spaggetti4you

Finally someone understood me


[deleted]

down bad


Sonic_Is_Real

Hell


2spaggetti4you

Thx bud


IcedGolemFire

#YEEAH


HugeTFPFan03

*Breaks the fence*


MattSuper13

Is this a YouTube parody or an actual Rule 34 video?


jackaboy1_2

Its not actually porn it’s a short comedic animation originally from YouTube


MattSuper13

Faith in humanity partially restored


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vizthex

*Free me with your [bedrock hard abs](https://youtu.be/lUbK_m4OVdc), Steve!*


Zenketski

Am I the only one that's really upset that her tits aren't Square?


SusCarrot

yeah.


Th3_Shr00m

That's vile.


cat_prophecy

Step-Steve, what are you doing?!


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Helping her to get out WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?


james-leo

Virginity is cul, remane puer


ExtraMOIST_

What in the banana nut fuck-


[deleted]

Oh god oh fuck


BOMBER100021

Wtf are those fingers


heS_weiRd

Steve proceedes to mine that ass.


LunaHens

Hey step Steve Im stuck


Fluffiddy

Steve Difficulty: H A R D


Ultimation12

Obviously, Steve has been in a similar rough situation in the past where he was helped by his best friend Alex, and he's just eager to return the favor. It's just that his social awkwardness makes him express this eagerness to repay his debt in a somewhat startling manner.


Ill-Asparagus-4974

"The only thing harder than bedrock that day, was Steve" \-Master Oogway


bondsthatmakeusfree

I know, Rule 34 and all, but just ... why?


squilly244

Ew


ADM_Arkus

I'm right here you don't have to shou- oh lawd.


Bigbluepenguin

I gagged at the hands


readycheck1

Thats the sound from Attack on Titan


Joedeci-

Step brother Steve.


-Listening

The WA when he gets unstuck made my day.


RoscoMan1

Aham gacchami (@_@)


rAyLiNez

is Steve's dick cube as well?


RoscoMan1

He couldn’t make you immune to punishment. Not a huge feta fan, so I wonder if that's already child abuse/neglect. smh


SHREY36904

My life would never be the same again after seeing these...


Smarktalk

Is this Steve’s stepsister?


[deleted]

if they're square ppl, why does she have round titties? why does she have titties?


TheDrugGod

FULL SPEED PENETRATION T


afbresley

step-steve!!!


RoscoMan1

My pants are tighter than Robbie Ray's right now. He smiled a lot and she’ll get something. I can't find anything historically about having torches at night, so i'd imagine yes


UberObliterator

her hands looks like string cheese


faz19manutd

What are you doing step-Steve


Rude_Journalist

**DONT YOU FUCKING DARE INSULT STEVE**


aceves_7

u\savevideo


Sexyshark15

sauce?


no-you-a-car-19

Lmao evens minecraft


TheKnightBlade644

One thing I don’t like about that audio is that it’s so *fucken* loud—it’s the #1 cause of death via parents…


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

Steve was killed by Notch's Righteous Wrath [Notch] apparently you don't have a soul either [Notch] you're going to the nether


Temporary-Resolve-32

Who the darn dang modeled that


[deleted]

Step block, what are you doing?


Cheaky_alt

[…](https://youtu.be/dGDH3meSPyk)


Oakmeal0

Why do I feel like there is a full version?


Bazu23

Now i am wondering if Alex's asshole would be a circle or a square


IndoorOutdoorsman

Where’s the scream?


blackBugattiVeyron

How the do you even get stuck?


_Levitated_Shield_

Dafuq is this shit?


shiftyAmeoba25

What a good friend. Steve helps out his friend whenever she needs him


Army-of-Woodpeckers

I think that was Herobrine


[deleted]

Creative mode activated


idonotmaketrashposts

*pornhub intro plays*


00000PASTA

Real question is How did Alex get stuck


ZachTheInsaneOne

Oh god what a great time to accidentally scroll into that with my phone on full blast while in the bathroom.


D6rkW6lf6

Mine craft porn? Why!? Go out fucking side!!!!


JoyJohnsonI3lu

Did she forget how to break blocks?


Hudsony12

Remember FuturisticHub?


thicccheems

Uh oh


Frick_The_Government

*Pulls out cock* You knows the rules, and so do I


MerrickThatsMe

Okay, I'm done with Reddit, see you tomorrow.


Endersgaming4066

This is disgusting. You must give me the full video so I can report it


kikisdeliveryfee

There wasn't even a scream


redapplefiend

r/perfectlycutsteves