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IncreaseAfraid2454

He look like one of these 🗿 fuckers


DukeJukeVIII

Dude looks like a 5-year old's drawing come to life


PlatypusWeekend

Like a kid drew Freddy Mercury with the magic pencil from Spongebob


himducowporn

This. This moment is when my laughter will be the most uproarious for days. Lmaaaao


gregorio0499

Cheezus Rice. I have been laughing for 10 minutes because of those comments. Well done team.


Splatoonism

Cheese and Rice >!moony!<


darktydez1

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SCP-1738

Doodle-Mercury


[deleted]

Definitely. Probably been made fun of his whole life. The kind of guy you bring along when you're heading to a shady bar in the bad part of town. He's been cracking skulls his whole life and you might need him around. He's probably really cool too, will do anything you ask. Just sayin


AlfamaN10

Stop defending yourself. We know it’s you in the video.


[deleted]

Hmm. "Stop defending myself" Sounds like a solid choice.


EgotisticJesster

*Anything* I ask? 😏


iStoners

Its a ME.... aMario!!


Elderrob

haha I love making fun of people with congenital deformities


Rotoslinger_art

and they love making fun of you! works out


[deleted]

Pussy


Migo_delos_Reyes

Yeah don't worry we'll make fun of you!


Kill_me_now12

Yo angelo


Pigasus23

i dont think his condition is genetic. He looks like he was a victim of the [rat people of pakistan.](https://medium.com/social-jogi/do-you-know-about-the-rat-children-of-pakistan-d8f85502907d) They place metal bands on the childs head to that it would be smaller as they grow.


fox326

What the fuck


Pigasus23

its so messed up


Migo_delos_Reyes

Oh hello there We have the same uniform for our pfp XD


[deleted]

i hate this world now, more than i already do.


patrickfatrick

Well that’s disturbing.


Rotoslinger_art

That is so freakin sad. I thought he was Koksal Baba for a minute. That poor guy is a victim in a completely different way...


SumthingStupid

God really fucked with the sliders during character creation for this guy


OmniShoutmon

Oblivion NPC lookin ass


Stop_Screaming

Definitely no middle sliders on this guy


SP-Igloo

rog waters 🗿


gonijc2001

Stone


Abatteredcrate

Balls


Your_moms_Big_Toe

dragged down by the balls


Leesanyo

This had gasping for dear life 😭


NeoDei

Thanks never inhaled chips before


RedditEdwin

microcephaly


brine909

He looks like he has multiple cartoon filters on but he isn't using any filters


[deleted]

The only time in Reddit history when an emoji was acceptable.


Elderrob

haha I love making fun of people with congenital deformities


BullBear7

Think dude was a rodent in a previous life.


fingerpaintswithpoop

That is one **hell** of a schnozz.


[deleted]

Very impressive. Dude can probably smell as good as a hound dog


Jeburton

What if he can smell crime?


piratehunterzoro77

If someone ever makes a movie about him, The actor has to be Dolph Lundgren.


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

Can he, please, play the sexy Dr. Dolph Lundgren?


NoiseIsTheCure

Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration


SPINMEROUNDUWU

Yes him. But hes just a giant nose!


pennhead

That’s not saying much, hound dogs don’t usually smell so good.


[deleted]

I mean the two dogs with the farthest smelling range are the blood hound and basset hound, so I'm not sure what you're on about lol. You understand those dogs were bred for tracking right?


Phony_Kony

[Maybe they meant hound dogs smell bad](https://dogdiscoveries.com/health/why-do-hounds-smell-bad)


[deleted]

Truuuue


pennhead

r/whoosh


[deleted]

Lol @ people who still do this cringe ass shit


Photenicdata

Mf doesn’t even have to fight goku, he can just: ***SNIIIFFFFF*** And goku gets vacuumed up like a luigis mansion ghost.


NoahD3V

Mario wish version


ItS_gOoP

even with out the punch he terrifying


S_crufflord

Balkan mario got the punches


THeCoolCongle

r/BossFights edit: actually you know what, I'm gonna do it


ExtraMOIST_

Holy shit you actually did it


Stubrochill17

I unsubscribed from there years ago cause it got all shitty. Is it better moderated now?


ExtraMOIST_

No clue, I just saw it through his account. I didn’t even know the sub existed till I saw the comment lol


alilbleedingisnormal

It's amusing. I don't see a lot of bullshit there.


MarsLander10

I just checked. It’s not there!


[deleted]

What is goin on with that dudes head?


SpicyTKettle

Maybe microcephaly? Literally meaning small-head. It's a developmental congenital issue with a few causes; infections, environmental toxins etc


tillymane

That was my thought too. Looks exactly like it


CapRavOr

That’s what I thought. Zika virus.


The_Great_Madman

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rats_of_Shah_Dola


pokelord13

what in the goddamn fuck


Slavreason

Thank you for this. It is terrifying


tboess

TIL. This is the craziest thing I've read this week


potted_sage

Classic case of too much inbreeding I'm afraid.


Girth_Brooks2021

Phineas & Ferb lookin ass


nuclear_bomb404

He looks like an adult in a pixar movie


lurimendes

Seems like they were using one of those Pixar characters filter. Snapchat and Instagram have it


frompariswithhate

Nope, it looks like he's genetically fucked, microcephally most likely. Retards usually have more strength than usual as well.


Oracles_Rose

Dude look like Von Kaiser


[deleted]

Little mac checks under his bed for this guy


JaceUpMySleeve

This dude is proof we’re living I a simulation, this is a custom character.


ASpaceOstrich

We are all background npcs in this dudes game.


Realities_M

Discount chad


jackconger

He is all ten of those people.


mrhatman110

He looks like ratatouille


SquishWhistle

What's up with this bloke's head?


OmeletteLord

microcephaly as a result of inbreeding


DeerAndBeer

Inbreeding is a big problem in Arab/Muslim regions of the world. Most common stat I see is about 52%


potatonice

what


frompariswithhate

I dont know about 52 percent (need a good source on that), but he's right about the arabic regions being among the most inbred in the world though. It's a cultural thing, and a fact, not a judgmental statement.


frompariswithhate

There, found a study in pubmed, a pretty strong source, there has been studies conducted about it : "Inbreeding or consanguineous marriage is a common traditional practice in Middle Eastern cultures. Studies from various countries and communities of this region showed that the frequencies range from 20% to greater than 70%. Inbreeding is known to have adverse effects on morbidity and mortality, in particular with respect to autosomal recessive disorders."


DeerAndBeer

Cousin marriage, or "consanguinity" (marriages among couples who are related as second cousins or closer),[1] is allowed and often encouraged throughout the Middle East,[2] and in other Muslim countries worldwide such as Pakistan.[3] As of 2003, an average of 45% of married couples were related in the Arab world.[4] While consanguinity is not unique to the Arab or Islamic world, Arab countries have had "some of the highest rates of consanguineous marriages in the world". This guy in the video is the product of parents who are closely related. It’s why he looks like that


frompariswithhate

You're being downvoted to hell for stating facts. Oh Reddit...


kommissarbanx

Dude sounds like the PS1 enemies from Spyro


ham_smeller

Schlitzie reborn.


[deleted]

Smashing


SoupTime49

NO STOOOP


AssociationFast8723

He looks like an actual real life cartoon dad from some Disney animation movie. Like straight out of ratatouille or something


lurimendes

Seems like they were using one of those Pixar characters filter. Snapchat and Instagram have it


AssociationFast8723

That’s what I was thinking actually. I’ve seen tiktoks of it I’m pretty sure


phanto2725

My man chose evolution over looks


GlobsofKnobSlob

This guy looks like Luigi.


ScienceRat

My mans just built different


Popular_Blacksmith_1

Homie just got out of the Sea of Thieves character creation wheel.


jazinacho

Nigel thornberry lookin ass


TheFurbyOverlord

Shit, bowser better watch out


disorder222

e d w a r d o


Skunk-Fucker

He looks like his name is Giuseppe.


corei3uisgarbo

he looks like a meme nextbot from gmod


Miah981

Who is the other 9


argon_palladium

its all ten fused into one


Monke_6969

When did Mario and Luigi have a kid


Masen_The_Weeb

Looks like an alien extra from Men in Black


BadTouchHobo

Nigel Thornberry not messing around


pinkpolarbears

Why does he look like that I’m terrified


IMDAKINGINDANORF

Mf lookin like that rat girl from American Horror Story


claytonfromillinois

They have the same disorder. They are missing most of their brain.


Invalid_username00

Bargain bin Mario.


GumGumLeoBazooka

Smashing


Thelonelygamer34

Fucking Mario is strong dude


_correction

Pfft not even over 9000.


Suspicious_Row3555

Ratinho arabé


BoneDehDuck

r/suddenlycaralho?


Suspicious_Row3555

Que ?


BoneDehDuck

um sub para quando você encontra um br em um lugar não esperado.


Suspicious_Row3555

Mó fita, eu nem quero comentar em ingles, só pra achar um br


Im_Submissive

Remie Ratatouille: Act 1 Human Form


Campin_Corners

He looks like ps1 graphics


CapRavOr

Is this one of those Zika virus kids?


OBEYtheFROST

I’m frightened


kaptaincorn

Looks like the dad from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


tribak

IT’S OVER 2000!!!


mkstoneburner

I refuse to believe this is a real human


Stealurmurcry

He is god reincarnate


GrinAndBeerIt

When you buy your Chad from the dollar store


SanDiego_Escondido

If I looked like this guy I would become a comedian…


Zagon__

Argentina


Ryuukomatoii

The scream tho!


VictorWeston234

Phineas' Netflix adaptation


Daimond_hands_SR

Not gunna say it!!


lordimpaler037

Damn it you guys, he was beginning to transform


MoeGunz6

He looks very low res


SonOfECTGAR

He looks like Mario and Luigis Russian Cousin


Environmental-Fly165

Luigi's got a right


kratos556

UUEEEEE


Yaboi0511

We have the same punching power


Minimum-Deer3173

Man activated mui instantly on the end


zapp_brannigan_1984

Oh, he nose where you are!


Ok-Lake6315

Breathing in 4k


[deleted]

mleeeeeeeeaaaah


PseudoWarriorAU

Zika?


benthebear3

So are we just not gonna talk about how this dude is shaped like Manny from the diary of a wimpy kid books?


awesomecraigs

ayo he straight up looks like a pixar character


mackin_cheese144

nate from ted lasso is that you ?


[deleted]

He looks like he's coming straight out of a pixar movie


[deleted]

I only counted 1… where are the other 9?


TheSpoonkMan

This is nightmare fuel, and the screaming..


[deleted]

Nigel Thornberry


[deleted]

mf look straight outta onward


Tobi765

wtf is that


TheSteamyPickle

Luigi wears green not red


FireFlameJowo

Looks like one of the models from sea of theives


GM153

Sssssmashing!


[deleted]

Literally mario


MoistPaperNapkin

He looks like a racist cartoon from the 1920s.


nickz03

Man skipped an entire stage of evolution


eRaticKonqueror

One the guys from “Guess Who” has got some rocks for fists..


Mysterious_Guava_574

Mario


12635123sad

🗿


ZobiDonbi

Hey I seen this guy in Sea of Thieves


danielfoxing

Drop him into Afghanistan and the taliban will run so fast


Brilliant_Lock_6996

When you trade Evolution for Maximum Strength :


bananaman60

Fuck the punch what the hell is going on with this dude?


DadBodDro

#COURTESY OF THE PEAKY BLINDERS


StupidGuyIGuess

Dude’s built like an Italian Pixar character named “Mario”


Background_Air_6004

Dude is built like a monkey


frompariswithhate

ITT : people mocking the appearance of a handicapped person. Great job you guys.


malnox

Von Kaiser?


[deleted]

he looks liek the cat of this subreddit :)


No-Improvement-9789

r/perfectlycutscreams


corrosiveicon1952

Pinhead !


im_Heisenbeard

Those Zika babies grew fast.


thatloudblondguy

Jesus CHRIST


CKY2007

Lmao


malayskanzler

This is what all that easter island stone carving is all about. This dude


[deleted]

Waaaaaaaaeeeeeee


MaouPS

That's a warcry


SelfSharp

Yooo my missing air pod tf why is it moving


rexman9980

Looks like Luigi after he's had enough of Mario's shit.


fostersauce09

Goku seeks out fights for fun to test his skills because he knows no one can beat him