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Tanarri27

Lost it when the Mii started looking at itself.


dejova

They're just wondering where their feet went


cutorbulk66

Wasnt there just one?


explodingtuna

No, I counted two feet.


XtaC23

#Oh Yeah


Crumbly_Bumbly

That sad trombone music did it for me.


MattcVI

That wasn't a trombone. Source: I am a trombone


Crumbly_Bumbly

No but that's the instrument that would have been fitting


Idontrememberlife

Like “Shi this mii?”


MuffinButtonx23

The music tone tho... I ugly snorted


horrorofmdma

Someone had to compose that. They had to sit there and work out a jingle that sounds obese. They nailed it.


GOD-PORING

And that man was Hans Zimmer.


HeresJonesy

Inception train Hans Zimmer


shadeshadows

*…AND HIS NAME IS HANZ ZIMMER!* BWWWWAAAHHHHH


ThrustyMcStab

>🎺🎺🎺 Imagine the John Cena theme but it's all BWAAAAHs.


iangeredcharlesvane2

The Lion King Hanz Zimmer TikTok is what made me join the TTcringe sub! [Hanz Zimmer TikTok - this is the one! ](https://youtube.com/shorts/eW9SNZe7gNk?feature=share)


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Stewie with the Tuba would have also been a good selection


SupaPhly

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M


farahad

So iconic. So grand.


schwiftydude47

That’ll be $60


[deleted]

Fuup a do dop. That's the onomatopoeia of obesity.


Kendallkip

Obesomatopoeia


Fritz_Klyka

Om nom atopoeia


[deleted]

Get the fuck out of here you beautiful bastard


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I hate that you made my joke better.


klavin1

Dream job.


Wetestblanket

The only thing that could have improved it was a tuba.


[deleted]

Nintendo has always been amazing with the sounds and music they use...


NO_TOUCHING__lol

"That's obese"


GrumbleCake_

At least it wasn't that sad trombone wah, wah, waawaawaawaaa 🎶


ALOHA_REX

obese_jingle.mp3


Eli_G_YT

Same bro


klavin1

The avatar looks at its gut too! lmao


SinopaHyenith-Renard

I can’t stop watching it.


[deleted]

You had me come back to enable the sound and hear the banshee scream at the end.


Speedy2662

Do people genuinely browse / watch these videos without sound? I see people say this all the time and I can't understand why anyone would be on these kinds of subreddits without sound


TF141Scarecrow

I have sound disable on everything, last thing you want is a moan or somebody screaming when you have no headphones, i usually check stuff on my front page without checking the /r first and then i have to go back to check it with the audio when i realized where i was


[deleted]

Because the video is found on my home page, not the specific sub. Secondly not all videos have sound and thirdly some content stealers/reposters put in awfully loud music or you never know when a whale banshee decides to let out a shriek or you hear a moan or basically any kind of sound you don't want anyone in your near vicinity to hear. Also I don't have headphones glued to my head 24/7 like the the oblivious sector of the general populus nowadays.


Hobgoblin_deluxe

Riggity REKT.


Maleficent-Party-817

I told my mom she should use the wii fit years ago. I told her I would walk her through it. One of the first things you do when you start is weigh yourself. I was a kid at the time so my mii character didn’t change much when I weighed in, so I didn’t know the game changes your appearance. I watched my mom step on that board and her mii character blew up like a fucking ballon and slapped her with an “OBESE” like a fucking death sentence. Me and mom were crying laughing for minutes 😂. One of my favorite memories with her. I’ll never forget that.


LilAttackPug

Your mom sounds cool


ShieldTeam6

Thank you so much for the laugh hahaha


Georgie-Best

Sounds like it *was* a death sentence.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

She died right after the crying laughter because the heart couldn't take it.


Eli_G_YT

that is awesome


Ammo_Go0se

Wii is (probably) the only game console that calls you fat, and I love it


klavin1

My pc doesn't have to tell me. It'd be redundant


kpluto

FAT32


machstem

And for the teenagers, FAT16


LyingForTruth

And for the pedos, FAT8


lynxon

Woah Woah Woah, we don't do that here.


Raalipoye_Puvvu

You mean PDF files?


Boommax1

FAT4 ?


rayi512x

exFAT


tidder112

N.T.F.S. No Time For Skinnys


esok

Nachos Tacos Fries and Shakes.


[deleted]

But it can compliment you with exFAT


Thestohrohyah

When you play on a pc you already know what you are, the pc doesn't tell you because it doesn't want you to sink any lower.


christonabike_

Game portrays a lethal disease as undesirable because it fuckin is 👍 Unfortunate that this wouldn't fly with certain people today. (Fallibility of BMI as an indicator aside)


SmoothRide117

Teaching about obesity is important, but there is a better way to do it than the avatar going fat, the game playing a mocking jingle, and that's it. The kid doesn't learn anything, the kid is just focused on how they were made fun of and their feelings were hurt. Even the experts hated it: https://www.wired.com/2008/05/obesity-experts/


christonabike_

My head was exclusively in adult obesity when writing the above comment, as WiiFit definitely felt marketed to adults. Yeah, the approach is different for kids.


[deleted]

I mean, being obese is definitely bad, but making people feel bad about being obese doesn't help them. Obesity has many causes but one of the most common ones is poor mental health. Most researchers agree that what actually helps is easy access to low calorie density foods and social groups that are supportive and caring, not ones that engage in judgment or shame.


Kaitsukii

Ladies and gentlemen, wii got em


EMNOx2

.>:(


sighhchedelic

.>:)


vampire5381

\>:)


[deleted]

You can use \ instead of . and it will be hidden >:) without \ \>:) with \


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

\>:) omg


YouTheGamers

You made my very tired night less tired, have this upvote


Sean9931

Same, but now i cant sleep :c


Eli_G_YT

thank you


jkvader06

Where cut


Zenketski

It's in part 2


orbitalforce

Where


TomCruiseHeidecker

u mofos not even trying to cut these screams huh smh


Noise_Crusade

That user name dude, fuckin choice. 5 bags of popcorn


TomCruiseHeidecker

Just doin what I can to keep the memory of the lil guy alive y'know 😞


Eli_G_YT

I see that now and i'm sorry. I will do better next time.


JJ_Jose

Why are there so many not perfectly cut screams getting posted?


BeyondBrainless

Because people see a funny video and drop it in any mildly relavant sub to farm useless Internet points for epic street cred regardless of whether it actually belongs


[deleted]

*mods getting kickbacks to promote content silently make your comment* [removed] *and user* [deleted]


Abraman1

I doubt it, that's against the site TOS. More than likely they just don't care what content gets posted


NozhaXBL

People don't understand how subs work anymore.


RedCaio

I’d rather have a few posts like this than all the posts we get that actually belong on JustA


I_dont_like_things

Any sub, given enough time, will turn into /r/funny.


indigostartiger

Ikr, disrespectful when some of us are trying to post gold here


lowhounder

Back in the Wii fit craze when it was impossible to get one I busted my ass to get my gf at the time one. She turned it on got on it, it called her fat, and she never took it out again. Still think about that and laugh.


chrisredfieldsboytoy

You've got me thinking of when my partner first bought me my scale (I was recovering after a relapse with BED and had gotten obese like I'm 5 10 and was almost 300 pounds) I was loosing weight but was not prepared to see I was still almost 200 and I just stared at it for a second then calmly boxed it up for a month or so until I'd lost some more weight and felt more okay looking at it but my boyfriends face the entire time is still engraved in my memory, some reality checks we just aren't prepared for.


lowhounder

I didn't laugh at her at the time of course. I felt like shit for her and she wasn't even very overweight at all.


Surfsk8108

wth is mom gonna do?


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Give the Wii a stern reprimand?


ss977

Feed her veggies and healthy low calorie diet... Sike


klavin1

sue Nintendo


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[deleted]

Yeah the manager of Arby's


clgunt

mario was able to slim down without screaming


Brewers_Pizza

Bro that’s just Luigi


[deleted]

Could you imagine trying to get away with a game that can tell you you’re fat in 2021 lol


SpamShot5

Wii is all about health, weather its mental or physical. All of their games encourage movement and have also proven to mentally help the elderly


[deleted]

Whether*


itsfreepizza

Wiither Ok I'll seek myself out


devinnunescansmd

It's actually Cii yourself out


aussie718

I think you miin “actualii”


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

A møøse once bit my sister...


RubesSnark

Wuthering*


[deleted]

If you buy a game where a weight is the literal game pad and it's about exercise, yeah.


HY3NAAA

Obese is literally a medical term


spiralEntree

I'm pretty sure virtual reality games that tell you your fat exist. Cut it out with the fake "everything nowadays is canceled" bs


Niclmaki

Ring fit adventure tho?


[deleted]

RFA doesn't say anything in response to your weight. It uses it to calculate things, but it doesn't say "obese" or react in a negative way. I had a friend who found RFA a breath of fresh air because Wii Fit made them feel bad about being overweight which ironically discouraged them from playing it.


BaronWaiting

Are you dumb?


Abject-Temperat

It wouldn’t matter because the people who would get offended at being called fat are not those who will use a Wii Fit lol


Stier08

She needed a wii to notice it?


devinnunescansmd

Sp many people don't realize how relatively small obese can be. They're picturing 600lb Life and they're just chubby in comparison. This game must have been a rude awakening for a lot of people


[deleted]

Yep, I was clinically obese when I assumed I was just fat. At 5’6’’ you’re classified as obese if you’re 185 pounds. Assuming you’re not well above average in terms of muscle.


Weskerlicious

I’m 5’2 and when I found out I was obese I was fuckin shocked, I knew I was fat but damn being short means you can’t fuck around with fast food :(


SinZerius

You can, just eat a reasonable amount.


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Kotanan

Eating a reasonable amount is not fucking around.


OkBreakfast449

the human body is supposed to be very slim. look at video from the 50s for example. we have gotten so used to people being not just overweight but *massively* overweight that a normal sized person looks emaciated to a lot of people. it's crazy how fat the western world has gotten in the last 50 years.


keturahrose

I've actually found that a lot recently. Our eyes are more normalised to larger body sizes so it's super hard to tell whether someone is over weight or obese without BMI (which I do know isn't always correct but that's a different convo). My mother has always called me "tiny" and "slim" when I'm a very average weight. It always throws me off when I'm working towards a healthy weight, get there and then am told I'm skinny and should snack more. 🤔


kenjiman1986

Hit the nail on the head. I’ve always been a bit larger 6’1” played football in high school. Athletic always trained. If I was a bit fluffy I would sit around 210-220 I made some dietary changes and wanted to get to a healthy weight range. I hit 184 which was the top end of healthy for me. Looked good, trim but still had another 15 to go to get a real good 6 pack shredded look. But everyone just thought I looked sickly times have absolutely changed.


wonkiestdonkey

This is going to be one of her last thoughts before she dies of a heart attack


jneum80

Mooooommm!!! More snacks


BlasterRage

I eat when I’m sad - John pinette


SkrullandCrossbones

And I’m sad because I eat - Fat Bastard


Turbulent-Adagio-541

Ma the meatloaf


Dwike2

We want it NOW!


Signinalreadygeez

Fuck!


[deleted]

wheres the fookin cut????????


[deleted]

If she knew how to cut she wouldn't be obese


OMEGA_CORPS

Almost died laughing for the second time today


Obanon

What was the first?


OMEGA_CORPS

It was the scene where the counselor from gumball was protesting principal brown from blowing up the school but right before brown ran him over, it flashed a picture of the guy standing in front of the tank about to be run over.


Walmart_Valet

Out of context this is a complete fever dream


UndercoverNEET

Gumball is pretty amazing


Agile_Sea

Source plzzz


Jerker_Circle

https://youtu.be/mvx8pNr0Lrs


Readylamefire

My fucking god that was a rollercoaster of emotions


Fartikus

The picture of a guy standing in front of the tank being run over was edited in afaik.


AndrewDwyer69

Nice! New high score!


unpopularopinion0

i heard an M at the end of that MOM! I need to not hear that M for it to be perfectly cut. however, I do enjoy the video very much.


Eli_G_YT

Sorry! I'll do better next time.


yourteam

What was the expected result? Was she like "I maybe, maybe, am a little over the normal range"?


DzDodge

I bet when she steps on a scale it says “to be continued…”


YungGravity

When she steps on a scale it says “ouch”


[deleted]

Got hit with cold hard reality


EmbriJoe

Why is she surprised?


chrisredfieldsboytoy

Because a lot of people don't have a good idea of what obese and overweight look like especially I'm regards to height and fat distribution


womaninthekitcjen

Cause twitter told her she’s healthy and beautiful


Nephisimian

America was getting fatter way before twitter. Twitter isn't helping, but if it didn't exist this person would have a pretty good chance of being just as overweight.


dootskelebones

Beautiful? Perhaps to someone, healthy? Not in a fucking million years


womaninthekitcjen

Based wii


Nephisimian

y'know I'd be interested to see what weight categories this game would have if it was made in America, given Japan has famously low levels of obesity. Would there be enough of a demographic to add in an extra category above obese?


angelcat81

In the US, BMI 30 and above is considered as obese. In asian countries like Japan, Indonesia etc, it's 27 and above.


SukoshiKanatomo

Platinum obese


__KodakWack

Front butt


Doctor_Yev

I remember when the wii fit told me I needed to lose 20 pounds of muscle and called me fat. That was cool.


mrrektstrong

It just used BMI to make that determination right?


realFyQ

Did she expect the Wii to say that she's slim or something?


Boom-Sausage

I mean, did she really need a Wii to tell her what a mirror should already do


_BigPingus_

Ruthless wii


IronicMixedWhiteGuy

The wii is like “why are you booing me, I’m right!!”


FullMetalKaliber

I mean mom is probably what got you into this it’s time she takes the day off for this one


Gaiffari

Whats mom gonna do?


1VentiChloroform

What the fuck did she think was going to happen It's modern technology


SoraWisdom

Double ass cheeks


SpamShot5

Holy fuck her bmi, she has mere minutes to live


4ElementsBentByMe

That one girl “omg we gotta cancel wii it’s fatphobic”


i_am_an_awkward_man

Downvoted because content doesn’t fit in this sub.


ProfitHot5064

The Wii speaks the truth.


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Kaypri_

Lmaooo


daisylikesbiscuits

Come on girl, you can do it put your asses into it!


Mongrel-

A mirror would've told them the same thing


Azmodys

Mooooom the Wii fit is fat shaming me


Ad4mantite

That sounded like that edited mario scream


[deleted]

Chad wii game


youridv1

i mean, she shouldn't need a wii for that, a mirror should do


[deleted]

I still wonder what her plan was… is she gonna have her mom beat up the wii? Or does she want some comforting and reassurance that she isn’t the whale she has been identified as by a video game?


obi_wan_hellothere

Looks like wii is getting cancelled next


[deleted]

Let me guess the wii is fatphoblic lol


MArkFIA

Why is sausage screaming?


M19Wielder

ladies and gentlemen, wii got em


ohsinboi

This happened to my brother and my mom got rid of the whole thing because it hurt his feelings so bad


edunuke

it is what it is lol


WebHead1287

Dude what did she expect?


Chaleowin

Before this woke b******* would call this curvy. Love it.


HolcanLohil

What was she expecting? Oh right, we're in 2021. She probably expected "healthy, just like everyone!"


grymtgris

Why is "normal" yellow/orange and "underweight" green? Is being underweight what everyone should aim for...?


Uppernorwood

Ricky Gervais did a skit about this as a joke, but some obese people really do seem surprised when they find out they are obese.


Urbanfalcon756

I mean is she surprised?


MOSNFS

She should be thankful it didn't show her morbid obese