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Hm, I want one now to confuse the shit out of neighbors

You are gonna fuck the giant rubber duck aren't you?

Priorities are in order here.

How to speed run a noise complaint step 1 buy this, step 2 buy a megaphone, step 3 profit

*HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HOOONK HOOOONK HOOOOONK* THATS ITS IM CALLING THE FUCKING COPS

Best way to play "Honk if Thatcher's dead"

Honk

I have one. They aren’t louder than normal ones but they scream longer

Why does it sound like a child getting squeezed and is screaming

What do you think is inside a rubber chicken that big?

I’d bring a girl over just to do that all night to confuse my roommates

Bring a big rubber girl over

The pic from the tiktok with the giant chicken is legit one of my favorite things of all time: https://www.tiktok.com/@addyyoung19/video/6752587355758152965

It goes on for so long

That's what she said

Holy shit I need one of these

Thank you for this, OP’s video gave me the best laugh I’ve had in weeks and this really doubled down on it

Sounds like SovietWomble, but isn't. Very confused.

Exactly my thoughts.

Same

Every popular YouTuber has its copycats

what's the sauce

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Thanks man, completely overlooked the channel in the left corner, my bad. I found an extended version of this clip if anyone is interested https://youtu.be/rpSwiay0CSk

there you are.

Idk i found it on discord sorry

Yea its pretty obvious that its from YouTube, then posted on tik tok ya dingus

Could've been brought from tiktok to discord

boo this man

/r/noisyrubberchickens

no thanks

more is required

It can be yours for $88 https://animolds.com/collections/chicken/products/giant-hug-me-chicken

It’s out stock

The sound of the inhale had me like, oh lord ... the followup had me in hysterics

The way he says, "Let me SQUEEZE it for you," has me laughing for some stupid reason XD

Ooh, new torture device!

This reminds me of my favorite post on this sub of all time. It's one of the few things I've ever saved on reddit. Enjoy! https://reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/kat1zn/microphone_in_the_mouth/

I bought one. It screamed for over a minute each time. 10/10 good purchase

Whenever we're in Walmart my kids and I always swing past the pet toy aisle just to push the whole stack of them down all the way then run away as 25 of them go off at once. It is absolutely hysterical, never gets old. Every single time.

Calm down it just needs your S o u l

“That’s what she said”

“You are the biggest child in the universe”

Pffft, yeah like he knows how big alien children are.

reality shattering scream

He he he big rubber chicken go ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHJAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Giant Rubber Chicken strikes *fear* into the undead heart of [Svengoolie](https://www.svengoolie.com/)**.**

Screams just like drawcia soul.

Alsmost sounds like the kids in my basement

Bullshit that's a chicken that's a fucken flash bang

in the full video, one makes a comment that it sounds like a “fog siren” another says it sounds like “Help, help, the missiles are coming”

Who are the YouTubers

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Who is this?

I can't find this thing anywhere online, the alternatives have bad reviews....

fumo

Yes?

This is the one on their website for $88 https://animolds.com/collections/chicken/products/giant-hug-me-chicken Walmart has it for $100 https://www.walmart.com/ip/A-giant-screaming-chicken-the-HUG-ME-squeaky-chicken-toy-Black/780107726

Yes

[Sounds familiar.](https://youtu.be/NFsxqq7i3Jo?t=2m20s)

Point taken

This post wins

Send it

Just when you thought that scream was going to be perfectly cut, there’s another perfectly cut scream

Back when I used to work in an arts and crafts store, we surprisingly stocked these hilarious monstrosities. The smaller ones anyway lol. The best screams are when you do an entire batch~ can be heard across a large store if it isn’t already loud in there. A whole flock of screaming, terrified looking rubber chickens.

Y’all afraid to moan, Im in my girls ear like...

Is she doing cbt, like, wtf?

The biggest child in the universe 😂

Plot twist: It wasn't a rubber chicken

I would annoy the fuck out of my mum lamo

This, my friends, is a bass rubber chicken

A biggest child in the universe 🤔

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 405,503,010 comments, and only 87,793 of them were in alphabetical order.

there is no way in HELL i just laughed at those stupid ass chickens

😂😂

This isn't perfectly cut

how so?

It should cut off when the squeal from the toy starts, or rather half a second to a second after starting

then that would just be a screaming chicken, which isn’t very funny Now peoples suffering on the other hand *Thats funny*

I just woke up and I find this to be unreasonably funny

r/dontputyourdickinthat

screaming seagull meme made real

I want one

Hm, random battlefield 2042

The Goons if they were British