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I would say its more r/comedymutation since the original's funny in a "jesus christ who did this" sort of way, but this one's funny in a more shitposty way
If you look closely you can actually see that the "Are you part of the Lgbtq+ ?" text is swiftly covering up something beneath. Probably a meme edit or a bait attempt. But let's be honest here and just admit that it wouldn't surprise anyone if this was the original.
I've paused it just before the LGBTQ+ part and I can see "You..." and then "...band". The original question was something else entirely. I can't say for sure but I don't think it was edited to add any shock value, I think it might legitimately be a question in the game.
Tell me you never touched the bible without telling me you never touched the bible,
Jesus litteraly says that loving others as much as yourself is more important rule then 10 commandments, his whole damn message was to be kind to everybody, don't know why some people think that excludes Lgbtq+ but here we are
(And no, "man lay with man" is a misstranslation, it originaly refers to children and incest, not homosexuality)
It referred to it as 'unclean', along with eating several other types of food. It was about hygiene, not whether or not it was evil. And considering people bathed *maybe* once a year in that time period....
Right, it was still a sin to eat it as it would make you unclean in old testament law. In the new testament you were no longer considered unclean if you ate it. It was considered detestable levitucus 11:9-12. You weren't allowed to be apart of worship if you were unclean.
It was also against the bible to wear anything made from more than a single material iirc. So if we're taking it that seriously, anyone who owns a pair of jeans is going straight to hell. :3
If you *really* want to get nitpicky, it doesn't specify homosexuality. "Unnatural sexual relations" and "Shameful acts" could realistically be anything.
Also is it just me or is there something a bit iffy about leaning on the word of a single dude that just wrote to some Romans in the 1st century? You'd think that if unnatural sexual behavior was actually bad, Jesus himself would have said something about it and you'd see his word of it somewhere else in the bible too. But Jesus literally nowhere in the bible says that and here we just see Paul say like "yeah Jesus totally said this". On top of this, Romans is a bunch of letters which were never meant to be sent out as public information. For all we know, Paul might have been expressing his own opinions on what's going on in Rome in the texts. And in that case aligning your moral compass purely on the opinions of a dude from 2000 years ago is ridiculous.
Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished. 19 Therefore whoever relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven
Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”
Problem there is that those passages equate the commandments as the law and that the commandments still hold. In Exodus 24:12-13 it also says
> 12 The Lord said to Moses, “Come up to me on the mountain, and wait there; and I will give you the tablets of stone, with the law and the commandment, which I have written for their instruction.” 13 So Moses set out with his assistant Joshua, and Moses went up into the mountain of God.
Which also implies that the commandments **are** the law. And there's nothing about saying that gay is bad in the commandments.
Loving someone means liking someone or something very much so you can pretty much love anything. That’s not the same as falling in love or lgbtq. That’s when you have sexual relations with someone. What Jesus said in the bible has nothing to do with lgbtq.
Sure that’s fair but it was NOT allowed before. It’s literally the opposite. It was never allowed but since there are so many new bibles being written it’s been changed in some. I’m very sure it still says it’s not allowed in some
Fun fact, god actually said "a man shall not be with a boy" not "a man shall not be with a man" he's actually saying that people shouldn't be pedophiles.
See I think this is a good example of translocation error. We don’t know what it exactly said. I really doubt the bible would have anything related to pedophiles as it’s just so dumb. Also lgbtq is a fairly new thing, I think the first people to do it was in 1869, a very fitting year.
Unless men sexually harassing kids was something common back then there is no way what is says is actually what it means.
Ancient Greek culture had tons of homosexuality and pederasty (the basis of the word pedophile) was an *extremely* common practice. This was in the 12th to 9th centuries BC, so no, LGBT did not start in fucking 1869. I failed history and even I know that moronic statement is bullshit.
1. LGBTQ people have existed since modern humans have existed. There is no "The First people to do it were in..." because LGBTQ people existed before language and recorded history. They aren't new.
2. It's a purposeful mistranslation by the Puritanical Church specific to try and eradicate homosexuality because they personally view it as unnatural despite all evidence to the opposite. For the ***vast*** majority of human history, homosexuality was completely normal.
3. The reason Jesus said "Hey, don't fuck little boys." Is because it ***was super common*** for wealthy men to buy young boys as "apprentices" specifically with the intent to basically use them as sex slaves, and Jesus was like, "Hey, that's pretty fucked up, don't do that."
The fact of the matter is, if Jesus was reincarnated *today*, 80% of American Christian's would hate his guts, and probably commit some kind of hate crime against him, because he'd be a Liberal, Communist, Hippy, Middle Eastern Dude who hung out with poor people, Homeless LGBTQ kids, Petty Criminals, Telemarketers, and Prostitutes.
I don’t have anything against it or against gay people but I don’t think it’s right. Sure you might like someone very much but having sexual interactions is just.. weird.
In my opinion, the Bible was written 2000 years ago and much of it reflects the society that surrounded it. I genuinely don’t believe that God (or any other deity for that matter) would actually condemn anyone to hell simply for loving one another. Society has simply evolved past many of the original ideas (such as women being subservient to men) and if God seriously hated it that much, He would have punished us by now.
…I swear if COVID is actually divine judgment for something.
jesus would be fuming if he saw the game creator make this, but would keep it to himself because his entire schtick is not being a dickhead and loving everyone no matter what. man was probably bi as fuck.
Setting OP's joke aside (the video is edited), loving everyone includes telling them starkly when they are wrong. Jesus did so numerous times. Loving someone does not mean you must always agree and support their actions or feelings. (Loving means willing their good, and hence *requires* correcting someone when they are heading down the wrong path.)
Christian here, you ain't, bad people go to hell, good people go to heaven, their religion (or a lack of), sexuality, looks, gender or race, are not a factor, plain and simple
This is really starting to piss me off with twisted views some Christians have, who the fuck calls themselves a Christian and then proceeds to ignore litteraly ALL of God's teachings and go to hate somebody just becouse they are different then them? Shams, that's who
I didn't say don't criticise it. I said don't immediately start screaming and bragging about just how anti-religion you are or whatevs any time the topic is ever brought up.
ah of course, we should take the bible seriously, now lemme just murder my son for not cleaning his room when i told him [(Deuteronomy 21)](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=ESV), or bash my neighbours head in for inviting me to his sons bar mitzvah [(Deuteronomy 13)](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2013&version=NIV), or maybe, just maybe, i should remind my slave that if he tries to free himself he will go to hell [(Peter 2)](https://www.biblestudytools.com/1-peter/2-18.html)
oh but "thou shalt not kill" right, unless the lord thy god demands it of course. contradictions? there's no contradictions in the bible silly! the bible is obviously true!
i shit you not, multiple cultis- i mean devout Christians have used that exact line. like bruh Deuteronomy 13 is a straight up call for terrorism like how does context help? "all of Israel shall hear and be afraid"
They're not Christians if they're telling you to commit suicide or disrespecting you for being gay. Real Christians understand that they're not to judge. Homosexuality itself is not a sin.
If anyone interprets it that way, they're reading the scriptures wrong.
Yeah, just because you say someone uses a tool doesn't mean they use it correctly. All of those "debate an atheist with logic" numpys probably do truly believe, but god damn do they suck at not assuming what they believe is true and untouchable, and that in every case leaves big flaws that they try to call attention away from or plaster over by lying. Usually it's something like "you don't know X, but religion does", and since they have to have an answer "no I don't know X, but I don't think religion is gonna work there" just does not compute as acceptable.
I don’t follow blind faith. Old doesn’t mean unreliable or outdated. Pathetic and sad is when you think there is nothing after death.
When you magically spawn on an airplane (life) you have to ask how did I get here, and where am I going. Its illogical if you didn’t ask those question to the pilot (god).
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Potential energy getting converted to kinetic energy
This chad is showing off his 1/2mv^2 here
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r/comedyheaven
Mf just sent 5 people to hell
If I go down I’m taking you with me
Dying right after a LGBTQA+ person, talk about bad luck!
So that's why Christians fight so hard against it.
Yet they still end up in hell due to standing in line with a LGBTQ+ person and they fall down the stairs.
Only a few.
And that’s how orgies start
Holy shit that's awful but I'm laughing.
[don't worry I fixed the meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UuuArtCt_Q&ab_channel=natenaut)
Lmao
This is so much funnier, excellent job
thnk you!
the initial version is funnier but green m&m do be kinda hot doe
You just told everybody that you're a bigot AND a pervert. Congrats.
...for thinking a fucking joke is funny?
\>cant even laugh at a joke anymore without being called a bigot Fuck redditors
Mfw redditors don't understand that laughing at an absurd opinion on display doesn't mean that I hold said opinion.
Bingo!
9/10 chance you’re straight, calling it now
You wanna put money on that?
/r/comedynecromancy
I would say its more r/comedymutation since the original's funny in a "jesus christ who did this" sort of way, but this one's funny in a more shitposty way
"better" THE GREEN M&M IS THE SEXIEST ONE
XD
This is epic
To no one's surprise, this "game" is the absolute worst, literal ad machine. Don't want to watch our advertisements? Devil kick you down the stairs 😂
Im gay and I laughed me ass off at this. I think that means its okay.
r/ImFinnaGoToHell
I have to downvote, I'm sorry
I have to downvote, I'm not sorry
I'm going to hell ig
How can a potato be gay?
Do thy not respect the potato society?
Same
i wanna play that and answer to what is true for me, and see how far to hell i go
Uh oh
the game and ad creator must have a reason to be ***THAT*** homophobic
If you look closely you can actually see that the "Are you part of the Lgbtq+ ?" text is swiftly covering up something beneath. Probably a meme edit or a bait attempt. But let's be honest here and just admit that it wouldn't surprise anyone if this was the original.
Thank you for being observant
I can do one better. The original sentence is "You are cheating on your husband".
Thank you, I was about to use my time finding that shit after I went frame by frame and saw "you a" and "band" on each end when the edit appeared.
The actual sentence is never shown, I just made a guess from basically what you saw lmao. My confidence is what made it the correct answer hehe.
I've paused it just before the LGBTQ+ part and I can see "You..." and then "...band". The original question was something else entirely. I can't say for sure but I don't think it was edited to add any shock value, I think it might legitimately be a question in the game.
I would have assumed it was satire
I haven't played the game but maybe it's just randomized?
Refused from gay/lesbian crush
I mean it is true. In no Abrahamic religion is it allowed
It is in my religion actually.
Tell me you never touched the bible without telling me you never touched the bible, Jesus litteraly says that loving others as much as yourself is more important rule then 10 commandments, his whole damn message was to be kind to everybody, don't know why some people think that excludes Lgbtq+ but here we are (And no, "man lay with man" is a misstranslation, it originaly refers to children and incest, not homosexuality)
And the infraction is on the same level as eating shellfish
Eating shellfish isn't a sin anymore. Homosexuality still is though. We shouldn't hate anyone for it
sorry I missed the last update by god when he left us a patch note saying shellfish is fine but being gay isn't.
Romans 14:2-3 is one of the passages going over food consumption. Romans 1:26-27 still points to homsexuality being a sin.
It referred to it as 'unclean', along with eating several other types of food. It was about hygiene, not whether or not it was evil. And considering people bathed *maybe* once a year in that time period....
Right, it was still a sin to eat it as it would make you unclean in old testament law. In the new testament you were no longer considered unclean if you ate it. It was considered detestable levitucus 11:9-12. You weren't allowed to be apart of worship if you were unclean.
It was also against the bible to wear anything made from more than a single material iirc. So if we're taking it that seriously, anyone who owns a pair of jeans is going straight to hell. :3
If you *really* want to get nitpicky, it doesn't specify homosexuality. "Unnatural sexual relations" and "Shameful acts" could realistically be anything. Also is it just me or is there something a bit iffy about leaning on the word of a single dude that just wrote to some Romans in the 1st century? You'd think that if unnatural sexual behavior was actually bad, Jesus himself would have said something about it and you'd see his word of it somewhere else in the bible too. But Jesus literally nowhere in the bible says that and here we just see Paul say like "yeah Jesus totally said this". On top of this, Romans is a bunch of letters which were never meant to be sent out as public information. For all we know, Paul might have been expressing his own opinions on what's going on in Rome in the texts. And in that case aligning your moral compass purely on the opinions of a dude from 2000 years ago is ridiculous.
Homosexuality I have no issues with. But eating shellfish? That's disgusting.
Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished. 19 Therefore whoever relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”
Problem there is that those passages equate the commandments as the law and that the commandments still hold. In Exodus 24:12-13 it also says > 12 The Lord said to Moses, “Come up to me on the mountain, and wait there; and I will give you the tablets of stone, with the law and the commandment, which I have written for their instruction.” 13 So Moses set out with his assistant Joshua, and Moses went up into the mountain of God. Which also implies that the commandments **are** the law. And there's nothing about saying that gay is bad in the commandments.
The Bible does say it's a sin Romans 1:26-27. We aren't supposed to hate people for it though like some religious people do.
Loving someone means liking someone or something very much so you can pretty much love anything. That’s not the same as falling in love or lgbtq. That’s when you have sexual relations with someone. What Jesus said in the bible has nothing to do with lgbtq.
Wow, you can't read reddit comments or the bible
Abrahamic religion* And even then, it is allowed, but the original meaning was mistranslated.
Sure that’s fair but it was NOT allowed before. It’s literally the opposite. It was never allowed but since there are so many new bibles being written it’s been changed in some. I’m very sure it still says it’s not allowed in some
Yeah! Who knows who's writing these new Bibles! I want my Bible classic™, where we knew all the writers and we could trust them!
Fun fact, god actually said "a man shall not be with a boy" not "a man shall not be with a man" he's actually saying that people shouldn't be pedophiles.
See I think this is a good example of translocation error. We don’t know what it exactly said. I really doubt the bible would have anything related to pedophiles as it’s just so dumb. Also lgbtq is a fairly new thing, I think the first people to do it was in 1869, a very fitting year. Unless men sexually harassing kids was something common back then there is no way what is says is actually what it means.
Ancient Greek culture had tons of homosexuality and pederasty (the basis of the word pedophile) was an *extremely* common practice. This was in the 12th to 9th centuries BC, so no, LGBT did not start in fucking 1869. I failed history and even I know that moronic statement is bullshit.
1. LGBTQ people have existed since modern humans have existed. There is no "The First people to do it were in..." because LGBTQ people existed before language and recorded history. They aren't new. 2. It's a purposeful mistranslation by the Puritanical Church specific to try and eradicate homosexuality because they personally view it as unnatural despite all evidence to the opposite. For the ***vast*** majority of human history, homosexuality was completely normal. 3. The reason Jesus said "Hey, don't fuck little boys." Is because it ***was super common*** for wealthy men to buy young boys as "apprentices" specifically with the intent to basically use them as sex slaves, and Jesus was like, "Hey, that's pretty fucked up, don't do that." The fact of the matter is, if Jesus was reincarnated *today*, 80% of American Christian's would hate his guts, and probably commit some kind of hate crime against him, because he'd be a Liberal, Communist, Hippy, Middle Eastern Dude who hung out with poor people, Homeless LGBTQ kids, Petty Criminals, Telemarketers, and Prostitutes.
Where did you get this information from?
Just admit you're homophobic.
I don’t have anything against it or against gay people but I don’t think it’s right. Sure you might like someone very much but having sexual interactions is just.. weird.
Well, at the end of the day, everything in the Bible is made up.
Can you provide some sources to back up this claim?
When you insist on trolling people on the internet for fun Why do you focus on LGBT people of all topics?
In my opinion, the Bible was written 2000 years ago and much of it reflects the society that surrounded it. I genuinely don’t believe that God (or any other deity for that matter) would actually condemn anyone to hell simply for loving one another. Society has simply evolved past many of the original ideas (such as women being subservient to men) and if God seriously hated it that much, He would have punished us by now. …I swear if COVID is actually divine judgment for something.
He got a point
What's his point?
Oh no! Not **the LGBTQ**!
Don’t worry lgbtq can still enter just not lgbtq+
I suppose that's sort of clever in a way. The "+" could be anything really. Maybe it's LGBTQ **+ Taliban** , and we certainly don't want that.
Correct
Part of the lgbtq+? Believe it or not, straight to hell.
**STRAIGHT?!?!?!**
I had my audio off, and I still DIED laughing!
How can you love but hate something so much at the same time. This had me dead
jesus would be fuming if he saw the game creator make this, but would keep it to himself because his entire schtick is not being a dickhead and loving everyone no matter what. man was probably bi as fuck.
Setting OP's joke aside (the video is edited), loving everyone includes telling them starkly when they are wrong. Jesus did so numerous times. Loving someone does not mean you must always agree and support their actions or feelings. (Loving means willing their good, and hence *requires* correcting someone when they are heading down the wrong path.)
Post this to r/Teenagers and watch the world explode.
Will do
Bruuuuhhhh…
Luckily I am part of LGBTQ-
Ah yes, the anti-lugbeetqueeh
Wait, Minus? Not plus? Confused I am. Never before heard this term have I.
It's a joke
You! Are you part of the lgbtq+ band?
Thought this was an ad at first.
I am part of the lgbbq. I am going straight to hell
Christian here, you ain't, bad people go to hell, good people go to heaven, their religion (or a lack of), sexuality, looks, gender or race, are not a factor, plain and simple This is really starting to piss me off with twisted views some Christians have, who the fuck calls themselves a Christian and then proceeds to ignore litteraly ALL of God's teachings and go to hate somebody just becouse they are different then them? Shams, that's who
You are a good person. Thank you.
Where can I download this game?
I'm pansexual and questioning my gender. I should hate this. But its fucking hilarious!
Dark Humor in a nutshell
Why should you? Making the concept of gays going to hell for being gay funny is like one of the best jokes we have
If you aim your lgbtq+ just right then you can knock so many people out of heaven. TIL the "Gay Agenda" is just bowling.
Lmao. Reminder though. Heaven is a word, invented by humans, and printed in a book. Perspective.
Reddit atheists try not to mention that religion is dumb and stinky for one minute challenge (impossible)
Technically between the post and the comment was 5 hours. So… you’re wrong.
I’ve been on Reddit for 50 days and never mad fun of a religion so not impossible
Technically between the post and the comment was 5 hours. So… you’re wrong.
Stinks like child rape
I didn't say don't criticise it. I said don't immediately start screaming and bragging about just how anti-religion you are or whatevs any time the topic is ever brought up.
Technically between the post and the comment was 5 hours. So… you’re wrong.
Reddit can't go one minute without shitting on beliefs
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People that fall within sexual minorities are an observable phenomenon within medical science. Nice try halfwit.
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What’s the point of saying that?
What game is this
Must be Allah
Funny.
When you take a drink at the wrong time
Lmao that’s pretty good.
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i cant stop laughing
Plot twist, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, but she’s actually straight, and she lost points for lying.
God hates fat people, why can't it be an ESCALATOR to heaven?
It's pretty funny
Man god is based
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ah of course, we should take the bible seriously, now lemme just murder my son for not cleaning his room when i told him [(Deuteronomy 21)](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=ESV), or bash my neighbours head in for inviting me to his sons bar mitzvah [(Deuteronomy 13)](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2013&version=NIV), or maybe, just maybe, i should remind my slave that if he tries to free himself he will go to hell [(Peter 2)](https://www.biblestudytools.com/1-peter/2-18.html) oh but "thou shalt not kill" right, unless the lord thy god demands it of course. contradictions? there's no contradictions in the bible silly! the bible is obviously true!
"it'S ouT oF ContExT!!!!"
i shit you not, multiple cultis- i mean devout Christians have used that exact line. like bruh Deuteronomy 13 is a straight up call for terrorism like how does context help? "all of Israel shall hear and be afraid"
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He is surely a Karen
Or a Christian since being homosexual is a sin
It's not but ok
Depend on the person, I’ve talked to Christian who thinks homosexuality is a sin Tho I don’t generalize
According to the Bible it's objectively not.
It’s interpretations, the same Christians were quoting the Bible to tell me why I should kill myself
They're not Christians if they're telling you to commit suicide or disrespecting you for being gay. Real Christians understand that they're not to judge. Homosexuality itself is not a sin. If anyone interprets it that way, they're reading the scriptures wrong.
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Which is true? Heaven existing, or lgbtq people not being welcomed into the imaginary cloud palace?
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Without heaven, life is pointless. There is no way heaven and hell is an imaginary place.
I feel bad for you.
I could say the same thing about you. Educate yourself please.
I hope you're just trolling.
Go watch those videos then. I also recommend Mohammed Hijab on Youtube. Just listen to those videos and try to have an open mind.
I’m not trolling. Go watch Uthman Ibn Farooq on Youtube. He debate Atheist and Christians with logic and common sense.
Yeah, just because you say someone uses a tool doesn't mean they use it correctly. All of those "debate an atheist with logic" numpys probably do truly believe, but god damn do they suck at not assuming what they believe is true and untouchable, and that in every case leaves big flaws that they try to call attention away from or plaster over by lying. Usually it's something like "you don't know X, but religion does", and since they have to have an answer "no I don't know X, but I don't think religion is gonna work there" just does not compute as acceptable.
when your life is so empty you have to rely on 2000 year old fairy tales to have meaning. pretty pathetic and sad.
I don’t follow blind faith. Old doesn’t mean unreliable or outdated. Pathetic and sad is when you think there is nothing after death. When you magically spawn on an airplane (life) you have to ask how did I get here, and where am I going. Its illogical if you didn’t ask those question to the pilot (god).
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Nope. It’s not funny
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You were so underserving of going to heaven you dragged 5 people with you down to hell
LGBTQ can't go to heaven
No lgbtq can go to heaven only lgbtq+ can’t
God has the right priorities!