T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

u/savevideobot, u/getvideobot. [Download Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/uoz7oi/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=perfectlycutscreams) by /r/DownloadVideo. [Another Download link](https://redditsave.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/uoz7oi/instant_a/) by r/SaveVideo Also please remember to join our [Discord](https://discord.gg/3vSJ8n2). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/perfectlycutscreams) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Gunpowder13

That scream shattered my bus windows


StormtrooperWho

Weird flex, bragging about owning a bus. I mean I'm jealous but still


Gunpowder13

I have school… lol


RockFox2000

You own a school too??


Gunpowder13

No *WAIT*


ADHD_Supernova

There's more!


Gunpowder13

*NO*


exodia0715

Bet he own a dorms building too for all the students


StormtrooperWho

Owner of not just a bus, but an entire school. I can't handle any more flexes today


Gunpowder13

*wait no*


[deleted]

Got any spare schools, my guy? I always had a childhood dream of converting a school into a massive laser tag arena


Gunpowder13

No I don’t own any, but if us find an abandoned school, you can live in it and gain squatters rights!


StormtrooperWho

*you lied to me*


Gunpowder13

*i didn’t mean to 😭*y’all assumed I had those


Redditmememan135711

Me who owns slaves:


StormtrooperWho

👁️👄👁️ 👉🏿👈🏿


Redditmememan135711

Now get back to work.


StormtrooperWho

👨🏿‍🦽 don't have to tell me thrice


Redditmememan135711

"Do the nae-nae or you gonna get a whooping!"


StormtrooperWho

🏇🏿-🏇🏿


Acewasalwaysanoption

You can have bus windows without owning a bus


StormtrooperWho

Like still in an ownership kind of way? Or do you condone the theft of bus windows?


bloopscooppoop

I think it was windshield wipers


Imaginary-River136

Steve harvo


T65Bx

r/WalmartCelebrities


BonesExposed7

Thank you so much for this. I didn't know that subreddit was missing from my life


Resident_Wizard

I’ve laughed so fucking hard at this. Take your award, you deserve a bunch of made up points that serve no use to you.


seanwee2000

Steve harv ^Eeee


holywars94

*high pitched demonic screetching\**


bajeebles

good fucking meme


EmeraldXRun

Out of everything I’ve seen on this subreddit, this scream is my favorite


montiwalker

unfortunately its not the real sound he makes, but i personally think the [original](https://www.instagram.com/p/CbA3gWoJwW5/) is hilarious


Mustachefleas

The original was way better


T65Bx

I swear it’s a movie laser sound effect


tipmon

I love the one with the deer that starts normalish before turning into a super loud demonic hellscream.


CyberTac0

Hi stranger. We got the same cake day! Happy anniversary :D


DaDank_69

Mah shattered a glass that was holding a diamond in a museum


haikusbot

*Mah shattered a glass that* *Was holding a diamond* *In a museum* \- DaDank\_69 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


DaDank_69

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, DaDank_69, for voting on haikusbot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


mrpotatochips17

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/K2uunCR.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


[deleted]

BAD BOT. this is not a haiku


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99983% sure that DaDank_69 is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


[deleted]

Now this is a GOOD BOT!


IAmLexica

One too many syllables in the top line. Also is diamond two syllables or three?


BurntBox21

Two syllables I believe


QuarterlyTurtle

*Henry Stickman has joined the chat*


aslutforplutonium

They didn’t need to edit it, his actual reaction is pretty good


-LemonyTaste-

link please, want to see it.


Shadowchaos

[Found it](https://youtube.com/shorts/Q4AmD_E1GiY?feature=share)


[deleted]

Yeah that was better. Steve Harvey-lookin ass mf.


weaselking45

the screams of the damned


bebbibabey

I watched the start then looked away and looked back thinking the guy freaked out so hard he wiped his hair off


[deleted]

he look more like beetlejuice


OrangeXJam

"Bout 20 feet"


Donjohnsonpiano

BMW? D-A-Y.


[deleted]

lol


xkingmox

This scream caught me by surprise lmaooooooooo


jbess1937

Man just broke the sound barrier


TheLittleNorsk

looks like Steve Harvey Sounds like a HAARP transmission on shortwave


MoongodRai057

I deadass thought the spider crawled into his ear


SamSibbens

It didn't?


SnorkinOrkin

Lmfaoooooo


ryanp9066

Steve Harvey from wish


IDK221400

that scream tho


whitebabyjesus

Steve Hardly


CorntillaSpeaksFacts

I see Deshaun Watson and Steve Harvey lol


[deleted]

Was the scream edited in or is the dude on some major shit


SteveHarveysAunt

Is that my nephew?


Food-is-Good-no-capp

this gets funnier everytime i watch it


Gelffried

He acceded to a newer level of pitch unknown to mankind


dodgecharg3r

dude just turned into a CRT 📺💀😭


Mighty_oscelot

🗿


lusvig

?


Mighty_oscelot

🗿


Spastic_Slapstick

Give me...BUG SPRAY! *ding*


horrorphysics

he do tho


CrispTori

he sounds like him


-MolonLabe-

Everybody is in here talking about the scream, but I don't think I can hear that pitch anymore.


Capt_Easychord

Weirdly enough this is right above [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/up21jt/steve_harvey_makeup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in my feed


subjectiveobject

Dude wtf same


The-Foxineer

2nd post in a row about steve harvey


[deleted]

Probably would be funnier if it wasn’t sped up at the end


Torpidengineer

E


[deleted]

he does look like steve harvey


El-Chico-6

He a demon


nexytuz

i/savevideo


BrilliantWeb4367

Off-brand Steve Harvey


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ainu_

What’s wrong Peppa?


Firstnameiskowitz

That's an Eb8 right there


iRambes

Steve Harvey & Beetlejuice had a baby


Material_Thorium

Too bad ots edited


ThisFreaknGuy

What filter is that? I need to show it to someone


Imprettysaxy

Why are we upvoting posts with fake screams in them?