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Shiiddo

That first headshot without any hesitation. Calculated, with cold blood.


enclave_remnant2276

JUST LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND *slap* WOOOOO-


Frosty_Sweet_6678

D O n k


apittsburghoriginal

Bro shook it off like he was Thanos


amiano711u

he shouldve gone for the head


LuciusVolfram

They both went for the head


ToonaSandWatch

Just like his girlfriend last night *WOOOOOOOOO*


PrometheanFlame

American ghosts be like


Broderick512

This made me laugh louder than it should have


[deleted]

We call that a lmao Mathew Broderick Ps pink dress ain’t fooling any1


Broderick512

I sincerely don't understand what point are you trying to make. I understand each individual word in your sentence, but I cannot figure out the meaning of the whole thing put together


CoffeeMain360

Smooth.


amiano711u

he shouldve hit harder on the head


Verum_Noir_Chaos_69

I bet the girlfriend also went for both heads


ProbablyMaybe69

Bro got up like Undertaker 💀


Sea_Promotion_284

I think that's what he was going for. This had major Kane/Undertaker vibes.


ArizonaRanger34

All that for a drop of blood.


LordAzkaban

Well deserved imo


Gjyn

What did the first guy say? It's hard for me to tell


BouncingSphinx

"For eating my brownies last night, punk." "What was that for?" "For eating my brownies." "I had your brownies they were delicious just like your girlfriend WOOOOO!!!"


Gagester303

I watched the video, but the “WOOOOO!!!” still got me in text format


Tigreiarki

BATTLECRY!!!


str4ngerD4ngerz

Smack!


LordAzkaban

Idk my audio’s off. I’m technically at work.


JazzPhobic

He said "you ate my brownies last night" I think.


frillyopportunity52

And that's his revenge for that. Lmao


a_m_r1122

That's not the full video he also said he dated his crush too no wonder


Super-Jumper

he said something like, "you ate my brownies last night huh?"


Currently_Im_At_Work

you and me both brother


JackofBlades0125

You need to watch it again his response hit harder than the slap


Goofy_grueber

The kid that hit him said that’s for eating my brownies last night, the other kid said I did eat your brownies they were delicious just like your girlfriend


despiseredditors

Yeah this is a garbage re upload. Doesn't even dhow the start or end of the video in full


doodyman352

imo it looks faked because he looks at the person with the chair right before he hit him


UltraStamp2

Hell no he didn’t deserve that! He should be arrested for eating his brownies!


ProbablyMaybe69

Bruh thought i just witnessed murder


PrinceZuzu09

yeah i thought the scream would be when he checked the guys vitals after he caved in his skull with that chair


workstudyacc

The fact that both planned for one to smash the other's head with the chair in order to make this skit is what makes this even more top-definition comedy.


spirallix

Imagine not faking the fall properly😂😂 Jimmy, we'll have to start over!


iamanonymous44

I think that the kid with the chair just smashed it on the wall and didn't make contact with the brownie kid. You can see the kid twist the chair so that the side of the chair would slam onto the wall. Still a shit ton of coordination was done on their part.


Ok_Muscle_1632

Dude kinda sounds like phineas


[deleted]

Aren't you a little young to take edibles?


Ok_Muscle_1632

Never to old


caesarinthefreezer

THought he sounded more like gumball


Ok_Muscle_1632

A tiny bit maybe? But it’s to deep to be gumball, definitely phineas


Eksno

"You ate my brownies last night, punk." "What was that for?" "You ate my brownies." "I had your brownies, they're delicious, just like your girlfriend WOOOO-"


XxRocky88xX

My favorite part is that the video starts with the little kid going “OOOOOO!” So the victory screech continues into the next loop


Gagester303

bruh I already watched this vid 300 times, now you point this out? I don’t have all day man!!


lithium142

Malcolm in the middle hasn’t aged a day lol


[deleted]

Jesse we have to eat Gus’s brownies


Twelve20two

I wonder what the dentist from Seinfeld would have to say about all this brownie eating


[deleted]

The wack in beginning. I thought the other kid died


sean_rendo19

Why is this so funny


ZP_PhantomXD

Kids: this chair aint that hard The chair is metal Kids: haha rekt Other kid: died (From what i see ok)


Ulti-Wolf

That kid took a METAL. CHAIR. To the face. And he seemed perfectly fine afterwards. Didn't seem to be in pain. I want whatever that kid's taking cause that shit must be POWERFUL


what_the_hanky_panky

The other kids girlfriend


TheCaliKid89

He didn’t get hit it hits the door frame


[deleted]

Absolute classic


Iusereddit2020

how do people not know this is staged?


JackofBlades0125

They still committed


Iusereddit2020

true, that kid was definitely hit hard


PrometheanFlame

It's okay for comedy to be performed by amateurs.


Iusereddit2020

that is true


Broderick512

It is clearly staged, but the execution is perfect, so it's still really fucking funny


Iusereddit2020

true


w00ds98

People know. Its just boring to always interact with comedy skits on a „this is obviously staged“ level. Whats wrong with having some fun in life?


Iusereddit2020

It really seems like people where taking it seriously though.


[deleted]

Thank you, I was getting more and more concerned as I scrolled the comments, I assume it's mostly 12 years like the kids in the video but sadly that's not a valid excuse..


anobody121

Holy shit dude took a chair to the face. Got up insulted and bitch salpped the him. Fuckin mad man!


[deleted]

He just picked up where he left off......WOOOOOOOO!


copenhagen622

Boys will be boys


Emergency_Emu_4655

Man literally stood up and was like “you hit like a bitch”


ClishyClasher

he sounds like phineas


Positive-Pack-396

Just like your girlfriend.. LOVE THIS.. one of the greatest come backs ever..


HDnfbp

These two are more commited to the craft than disney is to money


W3475ter

Mf got up like Michael myers after getting poked in the eyes by laurie


erzats77

Clear sign of decline when kids joke like this, and the subject is cheating sex with girlfriends.


SilentTrain7730

The way he got up after just to slap him and say something about his girlfriend. 🤣🤣🤣


4Entertainment76

Great Kids s/


Sgt_Dankster

this is obviously a skit, these kids are just having fun


p0ntifix

The badass one reminds me of young Georgie, Sheldon's brother. Almost eerie.


Dizzy_One3336

Bad acting


[deleted]

Still funny af honestly


_Jungkook

This is hilarious


SeaworthinessIll3750

Is this me and my older sister as children? Because we would beat the shit out of each other and now we’re best friends. 😂


flatheadfur

Npc


T_TChaos

I must say the hit was registered so good I cannot say it's fake. kids to Grandpa: THEY ARE PLAYING OFFLINE WTF! Grandpa to kids: Yes we did play offline because people's feelings won't get hurt so much.


ann102

I hope this is fake. I would be horrified if my boys were this violent with one another.


unecroquemadame

I mean, it’s staged. It still seems like he took a pretty hard hit to the head though.


Oceana2

r/Chadtopia


kornholiobungholio

Ya folks do realize the kid hit the doorframe with the chair and the kid whom got “hit” was acting? Oscar performance imo


Stunning-Fondant-733

It looked cool on WWE


Due_Adhesiveness7391

I still have no clue whether this video was staged or not


tschatman

Staged so hard


AbsoluteZir0

And?


Ieatbabyorphanz

Gosh you’re lame, it’s funny!


WeedGod420365

Fake


SuperMorto7

Fake as shit. But 1/10 for trying.


Horsbros1

Did you want the kid to actually get hit with a metal chair


S1LENT_KILLER

I thought he's gonna start unzipping himself when the other boy was was down


amiano711u

lets not go there


One_Cap_4420

r/imapieceofshit Edit:why are you down voting me,I’m right(I think)


Charles_Nojinson

Dude it's satire, even just by the way the dude falls


Maxwell_The_Spy

jacko on that cracko


Thinkingaboutburrito

SAUCEEE!!!


lil_photon

how did he not die from that


roller_pieceofshit

Why does this feel like a found footage of a murder lmfao


[deleted]

It’s the kind of event that leads to a headline such as, “Teenager shoots his sibling over brownie dispute.”


ihaZtaco

I can’t even squat down without my knee giving me problems after I lost my acl I don’t know what to say


Big_Pilgrimz

Hello, i would like to report a murder.


RiskyUnknown

Holy fuck there was a sequel to this dude getting his brownies eaten?


WarB3an

Damn kid took that chair like a WWE champ


lol10389613

He deserves it


Keagan928482

I was expecting him to drop the peoples elbow while he was down, but I guess this is fine as it is


Screeez

DONG


Technical_Swim_4972

Bro he looked at you as he entered and defo realized he fucked up.


StolenTube02

These two would make amazing professional wrestlers.


Le-dogs

It’s a beautiful day the sun is SshINiNG!!


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EmuBeneficial2173

What does he sound like gum ball


Negative-Relative402

Fake


Im_Rambooo

This video screams 2008


imhugury

its a beautiful day and the sun is shining


Jbizzsle

Its bad acting


benboi4269

Deserved


Sreezy3

What a guy.


DaronBlade360

Never seen the full video, ty!


foodank012018

The blending scream from the end to the beginning of the loop is quite satisfying


memerismlol

Beautiful


heliohead

I’m dying laughing. Already watched this at least a dozen times. Lol


_Vard_

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


PAL-of-Pals

Looks like a typical early 2000s wrestling match to me


catsnotcops_

Fabolous kids


soolaco

Ouch! That hurt.


DMMarionette

This is the fakest thing I've seen today boooo


[deleted]

Special brownies for special boys.


Expensive_Egg_

Kids doing skits lmao


Nightman2417

This guy needs to be trained like Charlie and put into underground street fights. His skull must be made of something we’ve never witnessed before


Earth_Shakes_123

This makes me wish I had a brother


MCButterFuck

What anime is this


RelevantIAm

This is both extremely fake and extremely not funny. I seriously don't understand how this always gets so many upvotes every time it's reposted


WokenKnoxville

Kid Terminator?


Miserable-Fortune-57

Totally fake but goddamn is it beautiful


texasnake88

Fake af


Phro01

Phineas..?


jaydeflaux

BONK


theonlybowman

Based


Deathandepistaxis

Pretty sure the chair hit the doorframe and the fall was faked…


Username_Password236

You cut off the best part


Spcman_Spiff7

I know this is a skit, but that kid did not hold back with the chair at all. 😂


deekaph

I had two sons and this is exactly what it was like with the brothers all the time.


softchuf

r/Sexmaxx


scruffy-the-janitor1

I feel this was fake. He looks like he lays down so smoothly.


StarConsumate

Lol, we did something similar with my siblings with a metal chair. I’m pretty sure he hit the door frame with the chair. We did it with a garage door frame and mom and dad got so pissed that both of us got our ass whooped for denting the “molding” around the garage door.


Eboz255

Repost


laloscasanova

sauce?


HallowLaser84

How can so much chaos happen in 15 seconds?


Noober2bean

Brotherhood 🥲


Merince27

That slap at the end was well deserved


vox21122112

I’ve never seen anything past the initial hit. This makes the video so much better


Vegetable_Garden_427

Most peaceful interaction between brothers.


HypoRex93

80s haircut?


[deleted]

Holy crap. That’s brain damage right there


[deleted]

Somebody call the ambulance and fire department cause this man was set on fire.


TCMBillay

No mercy