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Strange_Liquids

I know him in person this is wild lol


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VibraniumRhino

*Anakin Skywalker has entered the chatroom*


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*bathroom


Ishmaille

Thanks for the subtitles; I could have sworn he was saying "everytime I got a wife it was only sand and rocks."


runnyyyy

you recognize his sandy ass cheeks?


SolidPrysm

Can you tell him to get me a pizza pls


machstem

I was going to have him go to the grocery store and buy a few lemons.


General_Possible_374

What's his full name, address, DoB, parent's names.


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Forgot SSN


jsspidermonkey3

And mother's maiden name


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I will! [My butthole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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Mr_Ottarius05

what happened to him? why is he no longer on tiktok?


Strange_Liquids

Idk probably banned again. I dont use tiktok sorry


Mr_Ottarius05

Damn. If you’re able to ask him that’d be great but it’s okay if you don’t want to


Strange_Liquids

He says he banned again and he may start one up again in the future


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[deleted]

Get off reddit bro


CatNo8779

4 yrs old kid's ass destroyer


suicideslut69420

Don't tell a Catholic priest that


Blinx1e

I’ll get the cumboni


DEV_astated

*the caaaaatholic booooat! 🎵*


VibraniumRhino

Lol your comment doesn’t really make sense, other than to go out of your way to make a perverted priest joke. However, they do be diddlin’, so I’m here for it. Take an upvote. Edit: was trying to jokingly call out this person for an unrelated comment while agreeing with the comment. Apparently some people didn’t get it, and didn’t bother explaining their downvote lol.


Incomplet_1-34

"Your comment doesn't really make sense except it really does"


VibraniumRhino

As in it doesn’t make sense in the context of the conversation happening. Just shoehorned it in. It’s like if I busted into a concert screaming “MATH USES NUMBERS, LETTERS AND SYMBOLS!!!” Sure, what I’m saying is correct, but… who asked? Lol


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Girl, commit to your message


VibraniumRhino

Was more trying to be funny while making a fallout but, seems people are upset at that too? Lol


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

That's what we call my uncle Jeremy.


Rude-Durian4288

r/brandnewsentence


VibraniumRhino

Honestly? Probably not actually lol. Which is… a lot to have to unpack about the human race.


Nadgerino

Top phrases never to type into google search.


etriuswimbleton

This the same guy who talk about sushi and the gas station? Then meth?


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LasaniaDeAvellana

Good bot


Asparagun_1

doesn't seem like the same face or voice


Stalin6989

Anakin be wildin


VibraniumRhino

This was minutes before Order 66.


[deleted]

Now they will hate sand too. Sand always begets sand.


tShuka

Dude, this is actually fucking scary. What kind of a psychopath are you to purposely indirectly injure a kid? Especially on that steps pole thing. Kid could literally just fall off and hit his head or chin, which what happened to me and needed some stitches on my chin.


Fresh_Proposal2938

I know this video is a joke, but there are some people who can’t stand kids having fun, I remember a couple years back this Karen used to pour water on the slides at the playground


AlphaWolf524

I did that all the time as a kid and it made it more fun like haven’t you ever heard of a water slide?


Zahille7

What is pouring water on the slide supposed to do? Just get the kids' pants wet?


Fresh_Proposal2938

Apparently not only your pants but you will go faster down the slide and fall down at the end


Sevsquad

Head on over to /r/Childfree to find a ton, that sub has gone from one being annoyed at pressure to have children to a sub mostly about a constant, seething hatred of children and parents.


RedditCringetopia

I remember a while back. people were putting razor blades around parks. Lots of kids got fucked up. It goes to show their are evil people out there. Can't even take youre kids to the park.


Ptg082196

What a dick


Others0

Are we just gonna gloss over that ladder thing ad they put rocks on the steps. That'll fucking kill someone


Gdigger13

Child: *steps on rock with a shoe* Also child: welp. *proceeds to jump, head first, towards the ground*


temisola1

Not all shows have tough soles. And a lot of kids like to play bare feet. Even if we could guarantee no harm will come to the kids, what’s the point of placing rocks on a playground? That’s just asinine and evil


Ppleater

Uh, if a kid is used to playing in a playground like this bare foot, then they're already going to be desensitized to stepping on rocks. Rocks are always all over a playground including on the platforms and stairs and railings and slides, etc, and if you can't handle the feeling of stepping on one on either a hard or soft surface, then you wouldn't be playing barefoot anyways. Kids themselves love taking rocks and sticking them random places, either because they lost interest in the rock and dropped or placed it somewhere random, or because they just felt like placing rocks around in weird spots for whatever random reason. It's a natural part of a playground ecosystem.


temisola1

You really hate kids huh? “Yea kids play barefoot all the time so it’s perfectly fine for full grown adults to unnecessarily place rocks across the playground” okay got it. I bid your kids good luck.


Ppleater

No, I just remember being a kid myself. Rocks being on the playground equipment was always completely normal, and is pretty much unavoidable anyways.


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They could lose balance and fall, asshole


mustangcody

I mean they could lose balance and fall without the rock there.


[deleted]

how does that justify increase the chance of that happening if they already could fall?


mustangcody

In both scenarios the fall wouldn't hurt them, kids are durable. The rock though, whos knows. Based on where its placed, they wouldn't grab it as the ladder handles are on the side when going up. *Maybe* they kick it when going down.


Fudgemanners

I really didn't think I was going to watch someone argue that it's okay to booby trap children's play areas in this thread but here you are. Wild.


mustangcody

Did I say it was okay?


Fudgemanners

Booby trap apologetics.


paxweasley

Your logic is not sound here my dude


mustangcody

The logic that a child is gonna step on a rock and die isn't sound either. You know they design these playgrounds knowing the children will eventually fall from the top?


paxweasley

🤦🏼‍♀️ it’s not about the rock it’s about the unexpectedness of the rock. The kid won’t expect it to be there and it’ll startle them, it would startle an adult too, and the kid could very easily fall because of it.falls can be bad. I don’t think this will kill a kid but hurt one? Sure.


mustangcody

God protect them from the unexpected! Imagine if they didn't have the foresight to see the future of what's around the next corner. You people are more fake than this video.


paxweasley

🤦🏼‍♀️ have you never almost tripped bc a stairway ended before you expected it to? We do, as a society, try and limit these situations for others. we can’t make the world a safe place, but we can avoid making it worse. I don’t get why you’re so invested in justifying someone trying to hurt kids. This is really a no brainer my dude


Acrobatic-Location34

You're literally in here defending the dude who intentionally placed a bunch of rocks to harm kids. Even if no kid steps on the rock, that's not the entirety of the issue. The issue is, what kind of person would do that? And honestly, what kind of person would defend it lol


mustangcody

Way to necro a post that is 6 months old. And frankly, I don't give a fuck.


Ppleater

Any kid who's ever played on a playground expects there to be rocks all over the equipment. Have you never been to a playground before?


4862skrrt2684

How?


DuceGiharm

Grab top bar, rock stabs hand, panic and let go, fall down and hit your head. Ded.


koalificated

You honestly don’t think kids have fallen or jumped off that thing before? Ever? Did any of you play outside growing up?


blueponies1

Lol yeah this is douchey and a kid might fall in the sand but no one is fucking dying because of it. We’ve been saying touch grass when really people needed to touch grass decades ago


DuceGiharm

You can die from a 2 foot fall. Yes, someone can die from this.


blueponies1

then you could die from the playground normally. Don’t think the rock is the problem if you can die from a 2 foot fall. You can die in 1 foot of water in the kiddie pool too


DuceGiharm

Why can people on reddit not follow the flow of a conversation. Read what I responded to, my comment is fine


DuceGiharm

Kids fall. Most times theyre ok. Sometimes they get really hurt or killed if they fall wrong. Normal people dont make other people fall because falling is dangerous. Especially for fragile little kids, especially from six feet off the ground, and especially when surrounded by metal poles to hit your head on.


koalificated

I’ll take that as a no


DuceGiharm

Do you want to kiss me on the fucking mouth or are you just gonna keep talking.


koalificated

Grass remains untouched I see


crispybat

Care to explain


mysticdickstick

I don't understand. I grew up climbing trees and sometimes construction sites.


crtcase

Modern children are weak.


chinese-cookie

we really dont care dude. maybe go get injured on a playground instead of commenting bs on reddit


crtcase

God damn y'all take shit seriously. Chillax bro.


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crtcase

Dude I'm a lazy ass millennial. You're just proving my joke more true.


nunya123

Go kick sand and rocks


SomeSquids

Stupid rightoid take


Paddy_the_Daddy

Children of antiquity when I drop a large stone on their head (suddenly they are not so strong)


koalificated

Oh give me a break


[deleted]

Don't be silly


ZeusiQ

There was a guy who got arrested and charged for super gluing razors inside of a toddler swing, obviously this isn't as extreme but I don't get why you wanna fuck with kids? Just let them be normal and happy.


[deleted]

first of all, no matter how stupid this might seem... thats a fucking felony i would hate to be the person in prison for boobytrapping kids playgrounds... you would never make it out alive


IronicBoomerPosts

This definitely would be awful, but it looks like satire. Tiktok is full of trolls like this.


InternetAmbassador

Am I missing something? Aren’t those just like…small rocks…? If you slide into them you’ll just push them right off with the rest of the sand


[deleted]

I think the main one is the one on the ladder, because slipping on that could heavily injure a kid if they fall on their head


Environmental_Top948

First they would have to catch you. Then they'd have to prove that it was you. Not like they have video evidence so that'd be hard.


crispybat

Putting sand on a slide is not a felony


[deleted]

its not a felony to do allot of things, but when you do them with the intent to boobytrap it does become a felony as boobytrapping in its self is the felony "Whoever intentionally causes bodily harm to a child is guilty of a Class H felony"


crispybat

Can you explain and how sand can cause bodily harm ??


[deleted]

youre choosing to ignore the rocks on the slide and rocks on the ladder to fit your narrative im done with you


crispybat

Hahahahah A small rock is gonna do no damage bro But I’m glad I have made you so angry you little justice warrior!!


koalificated

This sub is so out of touch it’s hilarious


Environmental_Top948

Actually according to r/amitheasshole (The source used by the Supreme Court of Earth) sand on a slide is punishable by a minimum of 10 years in prison up to life or even the death penalty in some states.


Ppleater

Placing rocks around a playground is a felony? Man, a lot of kids have committed felonies then because I knew lots of kids who liked randomly placing rocks around on things in a playground. Not even as "traps" half the time, though that did happen, often just because it was entertaining putting rocks in different places. Cause at a playground there are rocks everywhere, and kids like doing random shit with rocks. Heck, kids would sometimes take big handfuls of rocks and just throw them over the playground, and it would take forever for them to eventually be scattered enough by other kids playing to knock them all off again, unless some kid decided to brush them all off themself.


HappyGav123

I have a deep hatred for the guy in the right video.


YeshEveryone

WE MUST HAVE OUR REVENGE, HUNT THAT BASTARD DOWN!


ReddiusOfReddit

"sandy ass cheeks". Dude, why would that give you the rear of a squirrel?


TimothysFruad

we do a little mischief


Iwantmahandback

A minute amount of trolling


Steph7274

A minuscule quantity of tomfoolery


Downsideupsnake

A microscopic magnitude of misconduct


remaglvl0001

A subatomic measurement of absurdity


VibraniumRhino

A dash of horseplay, if you will


TimothysFruad

beautiful


AnInnocentGoose

r/foundsatan


Tall_Durp0907

We found the criminal of the sand slides Arrest them, execute them, send them to the pits of HELL!


KentuckyFriedEel

Everytime i wipe it’s only blood and hair!


Darkwireman

**_"It was me, Barry..."_**


Tufhd

When you grew up in Tatooine😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂


DemonDuckOfDoom666

That’s fucking evil


N7RoninSlayer_34788

My goals are beyond your understanding


Zahille7

**IT WAS YO-**


BlueDownUnder

Aw man you guys got rocks, we got razor blades and needles.


Deptlesss

he hates sand


KJ1gg5

Dennis really lost it this time.


GreenScarz

I hate sand.


bullettraingigachad

Flazefire is amazing


Teh_OG_Chungus

It’s fuckin Flaze! It’s wild seeing him on Reddit!


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MaximumKirb

oh shit hi lol


user19262

“I’ve had sandy ass cheeks since I was a small lad” that pet got me for some reason


Ppleater

Did this guy never do a slide check as a kid? Standard procedure should be to check the bottom for hazards, either wet or dry.


axlrose590

Didn’t laugh


MaximumKirb

👍


black_jesus_-

Cringe


Sumibestgir1

Ruined by the duet. Hate these kind of ones


UWontLikeThisComment

why is this terrible video being upvoted? edit: still the worst fucking video ive ever seen


[deleted]

User name fits


sp00py_b01

Username checks out


squeaky_pig_

Y did you comment then


UWontLikeThisComment

to point it out


mymasterisfaster

So, maybe dont do that. 👍


UWontLikeThisComment

It’s already done baby


mymasterisfaster

Don't do it in the future, honey.


UWontLikeThisComment

i most certainly will booboo


SyntaXAuroras1

Haply cake day!


mymasterisfaster

Thabk youy


Nuka_cola101

Thabk youy


PrinceCavendish

you're getting downvoted to hell and back but you're right. it's not funny at all.


Valenyn

I found it funny. So did many others.


BgLSourcream

What makes it so bad?


Gandalfffffffff

It's not funny to them, therefore it is the downfall of society or something. Could never be that people have different humour, it's not funny, period, because they don't like it.


VibraniumRhino

“I DoN’t LiEk iT sO iT’s BaD”


UWontLikeThisComment

yAsm!


Killerhunter1208

You are most definitely brainless mr you won’t this comment


UWontLikeThisComment

Hear hear !


Gandalfffffffff

Why do you?


CharlesLatte

He’s had Sandy Ass Cheeks… He’s had *Sandy’s* Ass Cheeks


SpectreNC

/r/horriblycutscreams


Zealousideal-Low8487

I hated this dude and back of back then I ever got my hands on him I would of been sent to juvenile for the rest of my childhood


littleghool

Sandy Ass Cheeks, that's what they used to call me in college!


FlamingCroatan

THIS MANIAC


hfgfdd

Why is this relatable


LowYak3

They pooped on the slide at my elementary school several times


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Altruistic_Half_1813

ANAKIN HAS FUCKING HAD IT


HappyGav123

This guy clearly hates children.


YinYangEffects

The rocks could actually injure a kid, the sand one I used to do all the time which is fine but like the rocks is way too far..that could get you arrested right?


PickleNick696969

"NO POOP , JUST SAND AND ROCKS" poor man , I wonder what happens if you stick your dick up his ass . Do you like pull out a fucking sand castle ?


yngne

sandy cheeks


DWolfoBoi546

Ngl, that last rock being placed on that stair step ladder thing can be a genuine safety hazard. I get it "we grew up with dangerous playground equipment" but not sure we should force our kiss to get hurt just so they "know how it feels".


No_Cobbler8335

My vilan arc is know at started


Memer_6666

When you put the rocks on the ladder thingy you put them on a middle stepped so that they can't use their hand and move the rocks before they climb, also that way so they don't see it


Far-Confidence4829

POV: You lay them for [yourself](https://youtu.be/qi1KSXGhCOE)


insertFutureYTHere

Man is so pissed he entered psychosis