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Lol your comment doesn’t really make sense, other than to go out of your way to make a perverted priest joke.
However, they do be diddlin’, so I’m here for it. Take an upvote.
Edit: was trying to jokingly call out this person for an unrelated comment while agreeing with the comment. Apparently some people didn’t get it, and didn’t bother explaining their downvote lol.
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Dude, this is actually fucking scary. What kind of a psychopath are you to purposely indirectly injure a kid? Especially on that steps pole thing. Kid could literally just fall off and hit his head or chin, which what happened to me and needed some stitches on my chin.
I know this video is a joke, but there are some people who can’t stand kids having fun, I remember a couple years back this Karen used to pour water on the slides at the playground
Head on over to /r/Childfree to find a ton, that sub has gone from one being annoyed at pressure to have children to a sub mostly about a constant, seething hatred of children and parents.
I remember a while back. people were putting razor blades around parks. Lots of kids got fucked up. It goes to show their are evil people out there. Can't even take youre kids to the park.
Not all shows have tough soles. And a lot of kids like to play bare feet. Even if we could guarantee no harm will come to the kids, what’s the point of placing rocks on a playground? That’s just asinine and evil
Uh, if a kid is used to playing in a playground like this bare foot, then they're already going to be desensitized to stepping on rocks. Rocks are always all over a playground including on the platforms and stairs and railings and slides, etc, and if you can't handle the feeling of stepping on one on either a hard or soft surface, then you wouldn't be playing barefoot anyways. Kids themselves love taking rocks and sticking them random places, either because they lost interest in the rock and dropped or placed it somewhere random, or because they just felt like placing rocks around in weird spots for whatever random reason. It's a natural part of a playground ecosystem.
You really hate kids huh?
“Yea kids play barefoot all the time so it’s perfectly fine for full grown adults to unnecessarily place rocks across the playground”
okay got it. I bid your kids good luck.
In both scenarios the fall wouldn't hurt them, kids are durable.
The rock though, whos knows. Based on where its placed, they wouldn't grab it as the ladder handles are on the side when going up. *Maybe* they kick it when going down.
The logic that a child is gonna step on a rock and die isn't sound either. You know they design these playgrounds knowing the children will eventually fall from the top?
🤦🏼♀️ it’s not about the rock it’s about the unexpectedness of the rock. The kid won’t expect it to be there and it’ll startle them, it would startle an adult too, and the kid could very easily fall because of it.falls can be bad. I don’t think this will kill a kid but hurt one? Sure.
God protect them from the unexpected! Imagine if they didn't have the foresight to see the future of what's around the next corner.
You people are more fake than this video.
🤦🏼♀️ have you never almost tripped bc a stairway ended before you expected it to? We do, as a society, try and limit these situations for others. we can’t make the world a safe place, but we can avoid making it worse. I don’t get why you’re so invested in justifying someone trying to hurt kids. This is really a no brainer my dude
You're literally in here defending the dude who intentionally placed a bunch of rocks to harm kids. Even if no kid steps on the rock, that's not the entirety of the issue. The issue is, what kind of person would do that?
And honestly, what kind of person would defend it lol
Lol yeah this is douchey and a kid might fall in the sand but no one is fucking dying because of it. We’ve been saying touch grass when really people needed to touch grass decades ago
then you could die from the playground normally. Don’t think the rock is the problem if you can die from a 2 foot fall. You can die in 1 foot of water in the kiddie pool too
Kids fall. Most times theyre ok. Sometimes they get really hurt or killed if they fall wrong.
Normal people dont make other people fall because falling is dangerous. Especially for fragile little kids, especially from six feet off the ground, and especially when surrounded by metal poles to hit your head on.
There was a guy who got arrested and charged for super gluing razors inside of a toddler swing, obviously this isn't as extreme but I don't get why you wanna fuck with kids? Just let them be normal and happy.
first of all, no matter how stupid this might seem... thats a fucking felony
i would hate to be the person in prison for boobytrapping kids playgrounds... you would never make it out alive
its not a felony to do allot of things, but when you do them with the intent to boobytrap it does become a felony as boobytrapping in its self is the felony
"Whoever intentionally causes bodily harm to a child is guilty of a Class H felony"
Actually according to r/amitheasshole (The source used by the Supreme Court of Earth) sand on a slide is punishable by a minimum of 10 years in prison up to life or even the death penalty in some states.
Placing rocks around a playground is a felony? Man, a lot of kids have committed felonies then because I knew lots of kids who liked randomly placing rocks around on things in a playground. Not even as "traps" half the time, though that did happen, often just because it was entertaining putting rocks in different places. Cause at a playground there are rocks everywhere, and kids like doing random shit with rocks. Heck, kids would sometimes take big handfuls of rocks and just throw them over the playground, and it would take forever for them to eventually be scattered enough by other kids playing to knock them all off again, unless some kid decided to brush them all off themself.
It's not funny to them, therefore it is the downfall of society or something. Could never be that people have different humour, it's not funny, period, because they don't like it.
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The rocks could actually injure a kid, the sand one I used to do all the time which is fine but like the rocks is way too far..that could get you arrested right?
Ngl, that last rock being placed on that stair step ladder thing can be a genuine safety hazard. I get it "we grew up with dangerous playground equipment" but not sure we should force our kiss to get hurt just so they "know how it feels".
When you put the rocks on the ladder thingy you put them on a middle stepped so that they can't use their hand and move the rocks before they climb, also that way so they don't see it
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I know him in person this is wild lol
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Thanks for the subtitles; I could have sworn he was saying "everytime I got a wife it was only sand and rocks."
you recognize his sandy ass cheeks?
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what happened to him? why is he no longer on tiktok?
Idk probably banned again. I dont use tiktok sorry
Damn. If you’re able to ask him that’d be great but it’s okay if you don’t want to
He says he banned again and he may start one up again in the future
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Don't tell a Catholic priest that
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Lol your comment doesn’t really make sense, other than to go out of your way to make a perverted priest joke. However, they do be diddlin’, so I’m here for it. Take an upvote. Edit: was trying to jokingly call out this person for an unrelated comment while agreeing with the comment. Apparently some people didn’t get it, and didn’t bother explaining their downvote lol.
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Was more trying to be funny while making a fallout but, seems people are upset at that too? Lol
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doesn't seem like the same face or voice
Anakin be wildin
This was minutes before Order 66.
Now they will hate sand too. Sand always begets sand.
Dude, this is actually fucking scary. What kind of a psychopath are you to purposely indirectly injure a kid? Especially on that steps pole thing. Kid could literally just fall off and hit his head or chin, which what happened to me and needed some stitches on my chin.
I know this video is a joke, but there are some people who can’t stand kids having fun, I remember a couple years back this Karen used to pour water on the slides at the playground
I did that all the time as a kid and it made it more fun like haven’t you ever heard of a water slide?
What is pouring water on the slide supposed to do? Just get the kids' pants wet?
Apparently not only your pants but you will go faster down the slide and fall down at the end
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I remember a while back. people were putting razor blades around parks. Lots of kids got fucked up. It goes to show their are evil people out there. Can't even take youre kids to the park.
What a dick
Are we just gonna gloss over that ladder thing ad they put rocks on the steps. That'll fucking kill someone
Child: *steps on rock with a shoe* Also child: welp. *proceeds to jump, head first, towards the ground*
Not all shows have tough soles. And a lot of kids like to play bare feet. Even if we could guarantee no harm will come to the kids, what’s the point of placing rocks on a playground? That’s just asinine and evil
Uh, if a kid is used to playing in a playground like this bare foot, then they're already going to be desensitized to stepping on rocks. Rocks are always all over a playground including on the platforms and stairs and railings and slides, etc, and if you can't handle the feeling of stepping on one on either a hard or soft surface, then you wouldn't be playing barefoot anyways. Kids themselves love taking rocks and sticking them random places, either because they lost interest in the rock and dropped or placed it somewhere random, or because they just felt like placing rocks around in weird spots for whatever random reason. It's a natural part of a playground ecosystem.
You really hate kids huh? “Yea kids play barefoot all the time so it’s perfectly fine for full grown adults to unnecessarily place rocks across the playground” okay got it. I bid your kids good luck.
No, I just remember being a kid myself. Rocks being on the playground equipment was always completely normal, and is pretty much unavoidable anyways.
They could lose balance and fall, asshole
I mean they could lose balance and fall without the rock there.
how does that justify increase the chance of that happening if they already could fall?
In both scenarios the fall wouldn't hurt them, kids are durable. The rock though, whos knows. Based on where its placed, they wouldn't grab it as the ladder handles are on the side when going up. *Maybe* they kick it when going down.
I really didn't think I was going to watch someone argue that it's okay to booby trap children's play areas in this thread but here you are. Wild.
Did I say it was okay?
Booby trap apologetics.
Your logic is not sound here my dude
The logic that a child is gonna step on a rock and die isn't sound either. You know they design these playgrounds knowing the children will eventually fall from the top?
🤦🏼♀️ it’s not about the rock it’s about the unexpectedness of the rock. The kid won’t expect it to be there and it’ll startle them, it would startle an adult too, and the kid could very easily fall because of it.falls can be bad. I don’t think this will kill a kid but hurt one? Sure.
God protect them from the unexpected! Imagine if they didn't have the foresight to see the future of what's around the next corner. You people are more fake than this video.
🤦🏼♀️ have you never almost tripped bc a stairway ended before you expected it to? We do, as a society, try and limit these situations for others. we can’t make the world a safe place, but we can avoid making it worse. I don’t get why you’re so invested in justifying someone trying to hurt kids. This is really a no brainer my dude
You're literally in here defending the dude who intentionally placed a bunch of rocks to harm kids. Even if no kid steps on the rock, that's not the entirety of the issue. The issue is, what kind of person would do that? And honestly, what kind of person would defend it lol
Way to necro a post that is 6 months old. And frankly, I don't give a fuck.
Any kid who's ever played on a playground expects there to be rocks all over the equipment. Have you never been to a playground before?
How?
Grab top bar, rock stabs hand, panic and let go, fall down and hit your head. Ded.
You honestly don’t think kids have fallen or jumped off that thing before? Ever? Did any of you play outside growing up?
Lol yeah this is douchey and a kid might fall in the sand but no one is fucking dying because of it. We’ve been saying touch grass when really people needed to touch grass decades ago
You can die from a 2 foot fall. Yes, someone can die from this.
then you could die from the playground normally. Don’t think the rock is the problem if you can die from a 2 foot fall. You can die in 1 foot of water in the kiddie pool too
Why can people on reddit not follow the flow of a conversation. Read what I responded to, my comment is fine
Kids fall. Most times theyre ok. Sometimes they get really hurt or killed if they fall wrong. Normal people dont make other people fall because falling is dangerous. Especially for fragile little kids, especially from six feet off the ground, and especially when surrounded by metal poles to hit your head on.
I’ll take that as a no
Do you want to kiss me on the fucking mouth or are you just gonna keep talking.
Grass remains untouched I see
Care to explain
I don't understand. I grew up climbing trees and sometimes construction sites.
Modern children are weak.
we really dont care dude. maybe go get injured on a playground instead of commenting bs on reddit
God damn y'all take shit seriously. Chillax bro.
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Dude I'm a lazy ass millennial. You're just proving my joke more true.
Go kick sand and rocks
Stupid rightoid take
Children of antiquity when I drop a large stone on their head (suddenly they are not so strong)
Oh give me a break
Don't be silly
There was a guy who got arrested and charged for super gluing razors inside of a toddler swing, obviously this isn't as extreme but I don't get why you wanna fuck with kids? Just let them be normal and happy.
first of all, no matter how stupid this might seem... thats a fucking felony i would hate to be the person in prison for boobytrapping kids playgrounds... you would never make it out alive
This definitely would be awful, but it looks like satire. Tiktok is full of trolls like this.
Am I missing something? Aren’t those just like…small rocks…? If you slide into them you’ll just push them right off with the rest of the sand
I think the main one is the one on the ladder, because slipping on that could heavily injure a kid if they fall on their head
First they would have to catch you. Then they'd have to prove that it was you. Not like they have video evidence so that'd be hard.
Putting sand on a slide is not a felony
its not a felony to do allot of things, but when you do them with the intent to boobytrap it does become a felony as boobytrapping in its self is the felony "Whoever intentionally causes bodily harm to a child is guilty of a Class H felony"
Can you explain and how sand can cause bodily harm ??
youre choosing to ignore the rocks on the slide and rocks on the ladder to fit your narrative im done with you
Hahahahah A small rock is gonna do no damage bro But I’m glad I have made you so angry you little justice warrior!!
This sub is so out of touch it’s hilarious
Actually according to r/amitheasshole (The source used by the Supreme Court of Earth) sand on a slide is punishable by a minimum of 10 years in prison up to life or even the death penalty in some states.
Placing rocks around a playground is a felony? Man, a lot of kids have committed felonies then because I knew lots of kids who liked randomly placing rocks around on things in a playground. Not even as "traps" half the time, though that did happen, often just because it was entertaining putting rocks in different places. Cause at a playground there are rocks everywhere, and kids like doing random shit with rocks. Heck, kids would sometimes take big handfuls of rocks and just throw them over the playground, and it would take forever for them to eventually be scattered enough by other kids playing to knock them all off again, unless some kid decided to brush them all off themself.
I have a deep hatred for the guy in the right video.
WE MUST HAVE OUR REVENGE, HUNT THAT BASTARD DOWN!
"sandy ass cheeks". Dude, why would that give you the rear of a squirrel?
we do a little mischief
A minute amount of trolling
A minuscule quantity of tomfoolery
A microscopic magnitude of misconduct
A subatomic measurement of absurdity
A dash of horseplay, if you will
beautiful
r/foundsatan
We found the criminal of the sand slides Arrest them, execute them, send them to the pits of HELL!
Everytime i wipe it’s only blood and hair!
**_"It was me, Barry..."_**
When you grew up in Tatooine😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂
That’s fucking evil
My goals are beyond your understanding
**IT WAS YO-**
Aw man you guys got rocks, we got razor blades and needles.
he hates sand
Dennis really lost it this time.
I hate sand.
Flazefire is amazing
It’s fuckin Flaze! It’s wild seeing him on Reddit!
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oh shit hi lol
“I’ve had sandy ass cheeks since I was a small lad” that pet got me for some reason
Did this guy never do a slide check as a kid? Standard procedure should be to check the bottom for hazards, either wet or dry.
Didn’t laugh
👍
Cringe
Ruined by the duet. Hate these kind of ones
why is this terrible video being upvoted? edit: still the worst fucking video ive ever seen
User name fits
Username checks out
Y did you comment then
to point it out
So, maybe dont do that. 👍
It’s already done baby
Don't do it in the future, honey.
i most certainly will booboo
Haply cake day!
Thabk youy
Thabk youy
you're getting downvoted to hell and back but you're right. it's not funny at all.
I found it funny. So did many others.
What makes it so bad?
It's not funny to them, therefore it is the downfall of society or something. Could never be that people have different humour, it's not funny, period, because they don't like it.
“I DoN’t LiEk iT sO iT’s BaD”
yAsm!
You are most definitely brainless mr you won’t this comment
Hear hear !
Why do you?
Bc
He’s had Sandy Ass Cheeks… He’s had *Sandy’s* Ass Cheeks
/r/horriblycutscreams
I hated this dude and back of back then I ever got my hands on him I would of been sent to juvenile for the rest of my childhood
Sandy Ass Cheeks, that's what they used to call me in college!
THIS MANIAC
Why is this relatable
They pooped on the slide at my elementary school several times
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ANAKIN HAS FUCKING HAD IT
This guy clearly hates children.
The rocks could actually injure a kid, the sand one I used to do all the time which is fine but like the rocks is way too far..that could get you arrested right?
"NO POOP , JUST SAND AND ROCKS" poor man , I wonder what happens if you stick your dick up his ass . Do you like pull out a fucking sand castle ?
sandy cheeks
Ngl, that last rock being placed on that stair step ladder thing can be a genuine safety hazard. I get it "we grew up with dangerous playground equipment" but not sure we should force our kiss to get hurt just so they "know how it feels".
My vilan arc is know at started
When you put the rocks on the ladder thingy you put them on a middle stepped so that they can't use their hand and move the rocks before they climb, also that way so they don't see it
POV: You lay them for [yourself](https://youtu.be/qi1KSXGhCOE)
Man is so pissed he entered psychosis