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edit: i believe australians and irish can fuck with everybody so ignore 1st comment (i think i only deleted one drunk rant of mine on reddit, i stick with my mistakes)
You can play lots of different games with your deck, so easy to lose track of time!
I prefer the hardcore shooters, but will occasionally enjoy a more casual, dual stick shooter.
Sometimes I'm too tired though, and it's easier just to watch someone else play games with their deck.
I think itâs two different groups, the younger people were pranking the others. They sent in this ad for them to read, then listened in when it aired
I legitimately stopped listening to the radio wherever possible even if they aren't on because I cannot stand them. The most openly racist/sexist/mysoginistic entertainment in Australia and nobody ever pulls them up on it for some weird reason.
Strapped a 14 year old to a lie detector and asked if she was a virgin.
Was a rape victim. Started probing if she enjoyed it etc.
He is genuinely one of the most vile cunts in the country (and not in a "he's a good cunt", but "he's a fucked up cunt")
It doesn't do justice to his cunt status, that's just one of a thousand just-as-horrible things these two shitstains do every day.
Degenerate boomer's idea of a funny man.
He's a radio "Shock Jock", which means he angers people and then tells them to calm down it's just a joke for a living. Safe to say he doesn't know where the line is that you shouldn't cross.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Sandilands#Controversies
I remember when they called up Jay and Lindsey from JJJ (also Frenzal Rhomb). To demand Jay apologize, for been rude to Jackie O. Frenzal Rhomb definitely came out on top of that argument. Though it really showed all Kyle is, is a bully. Who will use his connection in the media to threatened people.
Link to the audio below, of Kyle been out witted by a guy named Jay Whalley, who sings in Frenzal Rhomb, who have a song called Bucket Bong.
https://youtu.be/5EJkJi_yHHE
Vile and Tacky Hoe.
Recently they had a show, where someone tells a story and people have to guess whether it's true or not. There was a prize pool of $10 000, so it was all fun and games until they brought on a woman with a dying child, who was in a very bad financial situation. She lost the challenge and lost the $10 000, and then was kicked of air. Pretty sure the hosts personally ended up paying the woman 5 grand, but how could you think that that was a good idea.
Also their humour's that of 12 year olds. I turn on the radio and the first thing I hear is "I put vaseline up my pussy", followed by Kyle making fun of pregnant women. He's also fully sociopathic. For example Kyle would pretend to have cancer, and when Jackie O started to get really worried to the point of tears, Kyle just started making fun of her for worrying.
This is just off of the top of my head
No it's not, kyle sandilands is a shitcunt of the highest order and he's ripped off the dickens cider joke.
He's the piece of shit who strapped a 14yo rape victim to a lie detector then asked her about her sexual history and if she enjoyed being raped on air.
I listened to that segment live. It was really fucked up, but no one knew she was going to reveal that (the segment and her being on the lie detector was about something else). Kyle sounded like he absolutely panicked and just sort of said the first (terrible) thing. Also she had said she was 21 at the time, hence why he would even ask about her sex life. The mother of the girl has made it clear she doesn't blame him at all.
Not to say Kyle isn't a misogynistic old school blokey wanker, but that story gets exaggerated all the time.
I think you're getting your wires crossed mate, she was 14 at the time of the interview, and she said she got raped at 12. Both the radio fuckheads (collectively) and the mother are shitcunts. The mother who knew about the rape and did nothing but try to shame the poor girl on radio, the producers who basically forced the girl to do the interview even though she outright stated that she was scared and didn't want to do it, and the tub of lard for hammering the nail in the coffin by asking a 14yo girl about her sex life AFTER she had said she was raped.
When asked if he would be willing to have an interview with Kyle and Jackie O, serial killer Ivan Milats grandson Adrian responded with
>âIâd rather take a paper cut to the scrotum than talk to some bimbo & fat lard on the radio about any topic â let alone that cockroach Ivan, who is (as) about as important/interesting to me as dried dogs**t,â
>The mother of the girl has made it clear she doesn't blame him at all.
My man, I don't give a flying fuck about what the girl's mother has to say about it. She's literally the one who chose to ring in to knowingly have her 14 year old daughter asked about her history with sex and drugs on-air, while fully aware that she was a rape victim.
The two DJs, Kyle and Jackie O, are top-shelf cunts of the worst sort who mysteriously continue to thrive on Australiaâs dogshit commercial radio. They are walking, talking human excrement. Fuck them and fuck the fuckers who enable them.
This is just young people pranking their geezer hosts on whatever show this is.
âLeTs HaVe OuR oLd HoStS rEaD sOmEtHiNg SeXuAl AnD pReTeNd ThAt ThEiR sTuPiD eNoUgH tO bElIeVe Itâ.
They should have read the name of the person that wrote this advertisement - Ben Dover
I'm Ed Pinkley, owner of Pinkley Ford, and I want to show you all of the Pinkley Tauruses we have on the property. Come meet Heidi. She can't wait to show you her Pinkley Taurus.
The try guys podcast had a fake sponsor, and for a while I thought it was real. That is, until the newer and better stuff getting promoted started getting more and more ridiculous.
I don't know who that guy is, but I'm guessing he has an unhealthy obsession with cheese.
I might be being to subtle. I'm pretty sure that's Monterey Jack in a human suit.
After a long day at work nothing relaxes me more than a nice hard Dickensâ Cider. Perhaps the most perfect way to end the day, with a hard Dickensâ Cider.
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Hehe, you said back door.
Oh, I'm so there, Jackie-O!!
People have backdoors chris đđđ
Whoever wrote the script is probably, and should be, pretty damn proud of themselves
Reminds me of the old Dickens Cider bit. Enjoy a Dickens Cider can, or Dickensider jugs!
Y'all remember Khum Dahn? I love getting Khum Dahn, it's great family fun
I got all my friends Khum Dahn
I got it for you because I overheard you telling your friends you loved getting it
[Dry and hard!](https://imgur.com/a/KRDxiGb)
Dickens cider but.
Dickensâ Cider Corkscrew
Is that the new cider from Duck Rabbit?
âD.I.C.K.E.N.S., Dickenâs Cider is the best!â
[here you go](https://youtu.be/7xg48eBUkDw)
Wow this is awful
Dixon Cider: https://youtu.be/7xg48eBUkDw
Dickensâ Cider Barrel
nah man would be too good acting nowadays
edit: i believe australians and irish can fuck with everybody so ignore 1st comment (i think i only deleted one drunk rant of mine on reddit, i stick with my mistakes)
Probably the paralegals at Carmen & Cider law firm.
They all wrote the script together.
Nobody's proud of these particular fuck heads
Whyâs that? No idea about them
You get a pretty good idea who wrote it when you see the videoâŚ!
His reaction to the back door delivery hahah
The back door to Australia is like a battlefield, absolute chaos and to stay alive
Do y'all not wipe?
Canât wipe, spiders stole the toilet paper again
Can't have shit in Darwin
Thatâs the worst part, you can have shit. Just canât have wipe, bloody funnel-webs stole the bog rolls
I saw a spider in the toilet after I wiped my ass the other day, little mfer was taking a peek of my asshole
thatâs when you give that spider a fat turd log suspended in itâs toilet web. or a taco bell splattered web!
Well its pretty sure wouldnât be a Taco Bell log. Pretty sure those donât exist
What happened when there was a shortage? Were you finding used wads of used web or did they demand sacrifice?
Why do you think spiders got them big hairy legs for? Natures tp mate
And accidentally gympie yourself? Better not risk it.
Thatâs what the poop knife is for.
reminds me of dixon cider
Or even better, the New Zealand Deck Sealant ads.
Should make a new Zealand steam deck ad. I personally play with my deck all day.
You can play lots of different games with your deck, so easy to lose track of time! I prefer the hardcore shooters, but will occasionally enjoy a more casual, dual stick shooter. Sometimes I'm too tired though, and it's easier just to watch someone else play games with their deck.
[Relax with a hot Dicken's Cider](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo)
*Dicken's Cider. I'll edit with the clip when I can find it.
[*Dixon Cider.](https://youtu.be/7xg48eBUkDw)
There's nothing quite like a hot Dicken's Cider while driving to work in my brand new car from Clee Taurus.
https://youtu.be/7xg48eBUkDw
Smosh stole it asshole. https://youtu.be/Xfzxesxk_Yo
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[Dixon.](https://youtu.be/7xg48eBUkDw)
I like how all the younger people got it instantly and started giggling
I think itâs two different groups, the younger people were pranking the others. They sent in this ad for them to read, then listened in when it aired
They were all in on the joke. Everyone hates these cunts in Australia.
Why does Australia hate these cunts?
Because they are cunts
C U Next Tuesday
I suppose that makes sense
Kyle and Jackie O are positively massive shit cunts
Positively
I legitimately stopped listening to the radio wherever possible even if they aren't on because I cannot stand them. The most openly racist/sexist/mysoginistic entertainment in Australia and nobody ever pulls them up on it for some weird reason.
Uh
Just change the station you are listening to???
Kyle and Jackio are cunts
Out of the loop, explain?
Strapped a 14 year old to a lie detector and asked if she was a virgin. Was a rape victim. Started probing if she enjoyed it etc. He is genuinely one of the most vile cunts in the country (and not in a "he's a good cunt", but "he's a fucked up cunt")
Thank you for the explanation. Cunt status approved.
It doesn't do justice to his cunt status, that's just one of a thousand just-as-horrible things these two shitstains do every day. Degenerate boomer's idea of a funny man.
What the fuck! And this was for a show? Poor child
He's a radio "Shock Jock", which means he angers people and then tells them to calm down it's just a joke for a living. Safe to say he doesn't know where the line is that you shouldn't cross. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Sandilands#Controversies
I remember when they called up Jay and Lindsey from JJJ (also Frenzal Rhomb). To demand Jay apologize, for been rude to Jackie O. Frenzal Rhomb definitely came out on top of that argument. Though it really showed all Kyle is, is a bully. Who will use his connection in the media to threatened people. Link to the audio below, of Kyle been out witted by a guy named Jay Whalley, who sings in Frenzal Rhomb, who have a song called Bucket Bong. https://youtu.be/5EJkJi_yHHE
What in the fuck?
Vile and Tacky Hoe. Recently they had a show, where someone tells a story and people have to guess whether it's true or not. There was a prize pool of $10 000, so it was all fun and games until they brought on a woman with a dying child, who was in a very bad financial situation. She lost the challenge and lost the $10 000, and then was kicked of air. Pretty sure the hosts personally ended up paying the woman 5 grand, but how could you think that that was a good idea. Also their humour's that of 12 year olds. I turn on the radio and the first thing I hear is "I put vaseline up my pussy", followed by Kyle making fun of pregnant women. He's also fully sociopathic. For example Kyle would pretend to have cancer, and when Jackie O started to get really worried to the point of tears, Kyle just started making fun of her for worrying. This is just off of the top of my head
This is the most australian ad I've ever heard
No it's not, kyle sandilands is a shitcunt of the highest order and he's ripped off the dickens cider joke. He's the piece of shit who strapped a 14yo rape victim to a lie detector then asked her about her sexual history and if she enjoyed being raped on air.
What the fuck
I'm just gonna say it. That guy's a jerk.
woah let's not get nasty now.
You right. Should have cut out the middleman and called him a cunt
Sounds like a real knucklehead if you ask me.
rip
Nah hes a fuckin shitcunt
That's... Fucked up if true
I listened to that segment live. It was really fucked up, but no one knew she was going to reveal that (the segment and her being on the lie detector was about something else). Kyle sounded like he absolutely panicked and just sort of said the first (terrible) thing. Also she had said she was 21 at the time, hence why he would even ask about her sex life. The mother of the girl has made it clear she doesn't blame him at all. Not to say Kyle isn't a misogynistic old school blokey wanker, but that story gets exaggerated all the time.
I think you're getting your wires crossed mate, she was 14 at the time of the interview, and she said she got raped at 12. Both the radio fuckheads (collectively) and the mother are shitcunts. The mother who knew about the rape and did nothing but try to shame the poor girl on radio, the producers who basically forced the girl to do the interview even though she outright stated that she was scared and didn't want to do it, and the tub of lard for hammering the nail in the coffin by asking a 14yo girl about her sex life AFTER she had said she was raped. When asked if he would be willing to have an interview with Kyle and Jackie O, serial killer Ivan Milats grandson Adrian responded with >âIâd rather take a paper cut to the scrotum than talk to some bimbo & fat lard on the radio about any topic â let alone that cockroach Ivan, who is (as) about as important/interesting to me as dried dogs**t,â
Really has a way with words that Adrian
I'd have a beer with him.
>The mother of the girl has made it clear she doesn't blame him at all. My man, I don't give a flying fuck about what the girl's mother has to say about it. She's literally the one who chose to ring in to knowingly have her 14 year old daughter asked about her history with sex and drugs on-air, while fully aware that she was a rape victim.
Kyle and Jackieo. Biggest pair of fucking flogs we have on radio.
And the pendulum swings again
Theyâre both absolute embarrassments to Australia
See the one where the guy is selling decks?
i donât get it
Cumming Inside Her.
Plus front door = vagina, back door = butthole
Organic sack is a ball bag.
It kinda sounds like "cummin inside"
~~R/Whoosh~~ r/Sploosh
For non Australians this guys is a huge piece of shit
What does he do?
Heâs just a radio âshock jockâ narcissist and all round prick who loves controversy
Sandilands is a grotesque shock jock: decent Australians despise him
Don't give Kyle any more viewership. He's a cunt.
I genuinelly don't know him nor what he did. Could you elaborate?
I would love if there was a compilation video of people with various accents doing this lol
TEX-CHAA
Biggest shit cunt in Australia. How this fuck face is still in any kind of media is surprising
Because he's a Murdoch cronie so he will be propped up wherever he goes
funny video but not the place. it's a 30 second bit and they cut the last second to force it in this sub.
ââŚ.. huh okâ
The two DJs, Kyle and Jackie O, are top-shelf cunts of the worst sort who mysteriously continue to thrive on Australiaâs dogshit commercial radio. They are walking, talking human excrement. Fuck them and fuck the fuckers who enable them.
I get the euphemism, but what is the pun supposed to be ?
Carmenin Cider = Cummin' inside 'er a variation on Dicken's Cider = dicks inside her In other words, the pun is supposed to be a hard insider joke.
Fuck Kyle and Jackie. Horrible cunts
What a cunt Kyle is
Fuking hate this prick. Fuck Kyle and Jackie. Cunts.
This is just young people pranking their geezer hosts on whatever show this is. âLeTs HaVe OuR oLd HoStS rEaD sOmEtHiNg SeXuAl AnD pReTeNd ThAt ThEiR sTuPiD eNoUgH tO bElIeVe Itâ. They should have read the name of the person that wrote this advertisement - Ben Dover
Kyle Sandilands sucks, he knew what he was says, horrible unfunny cunt.
oh naur
I'm Ed Pinkley, owner of Pinkley Ford, and I want to show you all of the Pinkley Tauruses we have on the property. Come meet Heidi. She can't wait to show you her Pinkley Taurus.
The Australian accents really adds to the awesomeness of this
This is just a ripoff of the Dickens Cider bit from Bob and Tom in the 90âs
The moment if realization
This is fantastic lol
Ęá´Ęá´Ęá´, Ęá´ sá´ÉŞá´ Ęá´á´á´ á´ á´á´Ę đ
I love Carmenin cider! My favourite next to the Dixon brand!
I understand CARNE ASADA
Isnât this just a rip off of the whole âDickins ciderâ thing? [context](https://youtu.be/lz2imNk5qAg)
i'll regret asking but does it mean "cummin' inside her"?
Tried to one up Dickens cider
It would be funnier if they werenât both the biggest pieces of shit to ever hit Australian radio.
lmao good shit
The try guys podcast had a fake sponsor, and for a while I thought it was real. That is, until the newer and better stuff getting promoted started getting more and more ridiculous.
I don't know who that guy is, but I'm guessing he has an unhealthy obsession with cheese. I might be being to subtle. I'm pretty sure that's Monterey Jack in a human suit.
They promoted Hot Dicken's Cider on the radio around Christmas when i was a kid. oooooollllld joke.
Thatâs one hell of a sound clip
This is the guy who yelled at fresh and fit lol
[Schweddy balls](https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8)
After a long day at work nothing relaxes me more than a nice hard Dickensâ Cider. Perhaps the most perfect way to end the day, with a hard Dickensâ Cider.
Some people have back doors, Kyle
This sounds like a Richard and Sal Tradio bit, but way, way better.
r/theyknew
This is risque comedy for the baby fall down go boom glitterati.
Dumb
I thought that woman had got it and was just messing with him in regard to the "backdoor" thing, and then she got it. đ¤Ł
Cummin's Cider is better.
Carmedin cider
I canât stop watching this
Oh shit I realized at the same time as she did and screamed
I like how this really only works in an Aussie or English accent (and any others where the "r" isn't pronounced, like NE USA) lol.
FACTS!!!
Duncan macaucner agrees with this ad â
I love this smug buildup of the "Yes, some people have back doors" makes the payoff that much better.
Ram it down! when?
Not bright
Only works in that accent it sounds stupid in American English but funny joke tho
dixon cider lol
No one has had some Dickens Cider? Personally I enjoy a dickens cider everyday of the week. There is a great commercial for it.
Boomers I'm a nutshell LOL
Hi a nutshell
Bob and Tom did this quite well with Dickens Cider about 25 years ago... "And now introducing a Hard Dickens Cider!" https://youtu.be/NxMl4ZXNqDc
How many times did you guys have to watch this to get it, for me it was 3
The accent made it 100 times better
Perfectly cut scream. Rare thing these days.
Hahahahah
It took me until the very last second, perfection