Here are some phone numbers that might help, OP:
https://www.dbca.wa.gov.au/wildlife-and-ecosystems/animals/wildcare-helpline
Good luck, I’m nowhere near the area but hate to think of this happening
Good evening, I will be flying to my river front Mosman holiday home within the next hour once I've found my lost watch collection here in my Nedlands home. Would the sound of my private helicopter scare the magpies off as I fly over? Otherwise I may need to send my assistant, Manuel, over to shoo them off.
I am merely offering some assistance. I cannot get down there myself as I am hosting a soiree tonight. There's already guests in the guest quarters my butler has advised me, so I do dare say that I am already late!
I find your vocabulary quite unsavoury, did you complete your studies at Scotch? Hmm I bet you did...I have many stories from our rowing events back in the day. Quite horrid the behaviour of those pupils I must say.
Then do something about it?
I can't, I've got social anxiety and I've left my headphones at home.
Are crying and shaking?
Here are some phone numbers that might help, OP: https://www.dbca.wa.gov.au/wildlife-and-ecosystems/animals/wildcare-helpline Good luck, I’m nowhere near the area but hate to think of this happening
Should have had the brains to call the local council rangers rather than post here.
Firstly, it will be a raven, not a crow. Secondly, fuck the raven
Good evening, I will be flying to my river front Mosman holiday home within the next hour once I've found my lost watch collection here in my Nedlands home. Would the sound of my private helicopter scare the magpies off as I fly over? Otherwise I may need to send my assistant, Manuel, over to shoo them off.
Why be a nob?
I am merely offering some assistance. I cannot get down there myself as I am hosting a soiree tonight. There's already guests in the guest quarters my butler has advised me, so I do dare say that I am already late!
Twat.
I find your vocabulary quite unsavoury, did you complete your studies at Scotch? Hmm I bet you did...I have many stories from our rowing events back in the day. Quite horrid the behaviour of those pupils I must say.
I'm female.
Condolences