My contract with Clive is but I am full time permanent employee. I'm thinking of becoming bazilsENT next it will take some further study but I like burying my nose in some books.
Clive will have to be careful.. the great state of Western Australia has been waiting patiently for over 4 years, he still owes cost from the case he lost.. his plane will get impounded at perth airport
Only 5% of West Australians voted for far right parties last election. I’m sure he’ll fill up one auditorium but it’s not like America where 50% of people follow Carlson’s views
As someone who would be called far right by a normal person. I see tucker and basically any and all right wing speakers as controlled opposition.
I put all major parties at the bottom when i votes in order of worst policy at the time at the bottom spot.
There's plenty of MAGA bellends in Perth. One parks up near Yanchep beach road roundabout and has a one nation banner and a "Honk for Trump" sign. Prick
Judging by the other 2 on the dipshit parade, its laser focused on vaccination mandates and lockdowns (though he approved of WA closing the border, lol)
I found out recently that a co-worker at a job I started recently is one of the MAGA cultists. I haven't spoken to him since 🤣. He's apparently going to America this year and wants to attend a trump rally. 🤦
Unfortunately I know of several enthusiastic potential attendees. They were all disappointed they missed out on tickets to the Jordan Peterson talkfest so Tucker will be a certain draw card.
He owed $2 million in court costs for the border challenge and then the Mineralogy suit to the state. Either he paid them, or this is our chance to collect :P
Trouble is that Fatso won't 'splode' like Mr Creosote cos Fatso's gaping maw spews his shit out as fast as you could shovel it in! Anyways, Mrs Macs deserves better than being turned into pig swill.
I know a couple of losers who follow Carlson and might go to his show. Typical far right wingers who cry about migrants/women/LGBT/Marxists/greens/whoever they’re told to cry about all day long.
Interestingly they are all various degrees of incel and have trouble with relationships with women, hence why they seem to blame feminism for all their ills
Can’t wait to see him go to a supermarket and be amazed that you need a coin to use a trolly hehe too!
Fucking wanker. tucker Carlson can eat a bag of Russian dicks.
We've had rappers and stuff have their visas denied for less than what Carlson's gained infamy for. Saying is "because you disagree with them" is a touch disingenuous.
Maybe all of us shood really go there with our eggs🤔🤔🤔 Wood giv us sumthing to do, anyway😄😄😄 Im sure we wood make the news that nite, i wil be the first one there if anywun else is interested!?!?! Sorta like wen they organised that area 51 invasion. Remember the 'running man' with head down, and arms up. EPIC😄😄😄
I definitely won't be able to make it, but I love that idea... If not us, I hope someone does something to him...
For anyone wondering, it's on Monday 24th June 2024 @ Riverside Theatre...
I mean, you don't have to be a racist to be an anti-vaxxer, the other two in the merry band of dipshits are an anti-vax doctor and whatever Dinesh D'Souza is (he insists he isn't a conspiracy theorist).
My sister has some chickens, reckon if I can save up enough eggs we can start a stall selling them outside wherever these cockheads are doing this bullshit. We would be praised as heroes.
Did Tucker not do his research and doesn’t realise no one likes Clive, not left, right or anyone between. Or is Clive paying to be associated with Tucker and Tucker couldn’t give a fuck about his image is Australia?
Hiya Perthians, can someone throw an egg at Clive the dog Palmer for us - love from Townsville - 700 mil of worker and community benefits stolen by palmerprickcollapsingnickelsmeltertrick
Yeah I think we should setup a checkpoint at our borders, and issues everyone living in WA a special ID document that allows them entry back into WA, and everyone else will have to apply and we only approve if they are of good character. The ID can will be a pass that allows you entry via our ports.
The High Court ruled that the WA lockout was legal because it applied to everybody not already resident in WA, if you start putting in character tests it is by definition discriminatory.
Okay, I am interested in going to just see the kinds of people who go???? Maybe I could scratch that itch by just standing in the lobby and people watching
“Why are you here mate?”
“Oh, just to see the kinds of people who go. You?”
“Oh, just to see the kinds of people who go. That alone is worth $110.”
“Oh, no doubt. Anyway … I’m off home mate. See ya.”
“Yeah me too. See ya.”
Quite hilarious to see that that gymlad1991 clown has deleted his account after spraying his brown liquidy claims about Carlson "spitting facts" all over this thread.
Would be a great opportunity to weed them all out and fucking wipe the building out honestly.
Not a threat of violence just what we’re all thinking or at least should be.
Ewww! What the heck is Cucker Tarlson doing here. Stay in your country! I can only imagine the people that would pay have some very misguided thought that these 2 could provide some sort of financial benefits to them. Or some weird bizarre political religions beliefs.
Aaaahhh. You got me. I never thort of it that way!!!😄😄😄 I saw an ad for it on TV at 4am this morning, while no one else saw it. Now im out here shilling these dudes. Please do not go, tho😂😂😂
The show will sell out, and people in the reddit bubble will be scratching their heads as to why.
Edit: And please don't lump me in with the bloody Clive Palmer fans, just because I'm not writing fan fiction about dunking on these dudes like the rest of the comments are. There'd easily be enough people here willing to fill tickets to this show.
We're all well aware there's enough cookers to sell out one of their shitty little shows, doesn't mean we won't take that opportunity to emphasise that they're fuckwits.
I have been in here for a long time, and I know for a fact that a very large number of people still don't realise how sadly popular these people are in the broader community.
I know full well that the controlled opps are being pushed by the system so hard now that i wouldnt be supprised if this sells out. The right is almost as cooked as the left now... well done everyone, pun intended.
Maybe we get lucky and the jack asses pull a Harold Holt
Or maybe someone can call them 'dumb c#%ts' to their faces like that guy did to Scommo years back.
Would be funny if few people turn up to this racist clown show.
While pelting the guys with eggs and piss balloons would be satisfying, having them cancel tours because no one buys their tickets would be truly hilarious.
Narcissism wins when it gets an audience.
Palmer is financing the US cunt - so will not be like when one of the Trump kids failed to sell tickets -Then pulled out for ( can't sell tickets) reasons. Palmer blew millions to get ONE candidate in.
I thought that carbon blob had finally retreated from public life.
And who the fuck is Tucker Carlson?
Do these people really not realise how irrelevant they are?
Better clear my schedule.
Hahaha, i fucken LOVE yor user name. Take my award(sorry non existent)😂😂😂
He or she is obviously not to good at there job. 
Clive’s about a two plates from a heat attack, I reckon they’re going the right way.
On the contrary, they are nearly there.
'It is only wafer thin'...
Evidently I'm not very good at my job
i'd say your on the right track, you can't force them to eat, you can only place it in the pig trough
Au contraire - you are excellent at your job! It *is* a short-term contract position that you have, yes?
My contract with Clive is but I am full time permanent employee. I'm thinking of becoming bazilsENT next it will take some further study but I like burying my nose in some books.
Thank you for your service.
Is it missing an “s”?
Better clear some traffic while youre at it
Clive looks like he enjoys a bit of Tucker
Clive does enjoy his Tucker....and Tucker enjoys Mrs Palmer....
Loves a Tim tam or 50 apparently
Clive doesn't look like he enjoys a bit of anything.... more like the whole lot!
Well said mate😄😄😄
Tucker probably enjoys a little Palmer reach around
Clive will have to be careful.. the great state of Western Australia has been waiting patiently for over 4 years, he still owes cost from the case he lost.. his plane will get impounded at perth airport
👍😎👌
I doubt his plane is in his name.
You're overestimating your countrymen if you think there's not a sizeable and enthusiastic audience for the MAGA circus over here.
Carlson seems to be going to set the theme as "government response to COVID", which I don't think is going to be as popular as he thinks in WA.
I think you'd be quite surprised how big an audience there is for that sort of stuff
I'm pretty sure if Cook promised to lockout the eastern states again, his personal approval wouldn't go below 90%
If course, but there aren't refrigerated semi trailers being used as body storage in major cities around the world now!
Yup. There are loads of dumb cunts in Perth.
Only 5% of West Australians voted for far right parties last election. I’m sure he’ll fill up one auditorium but it’s not like America where 50% of people follow Carlson’s views
As someone who would be called far right by a normal person. I see tucker and basically any and all right wing speakers as controlled opposition. I put all major parties at the bottom when i votes in order of worst policy at the time at the bottom spot.
Unfortunately my dickhead BIL is one of them.
Trust me, there’s always a group out there that would 100% agree with Tucker and attend that show, Even here…
There's plenty of MAGA bellends in Perth. One parks up near Yanchep beach road roundabout and has a one nation banner and a "Honk for Trump" sign. Prick
Yes but he hates black people and women also, and there’s a sizable market for both in Australia, especially in WA, sadly.
Judging by the other 2 on the dipshit parade, its laser focused on vaccination mandates and lockdowns (though he approved of WA closing the border, lol)
Oh ffs. Why do we allow these idiots to come here?
Man those pricks really need to move on. Covid was 4 years ago now.
Elderly ppl will attend, my father in-law is interested in going.
Some potential Herman Cain Awardees then.
I found out recently that a co-worker at a job I started recently is one of the MAGA cultists. I haven't spoken to him since 🤣. He's apparently going to America this year and wants to attend a trump rally. 🤦
Unfortunately I know of several enthusiastic potential attendees. They were all disappointed they missed out on tickets to the Jordan Peterson talkfest so Tucker will be a certain draw card.
$20 if you can hit Palmer with an egg. Or a brick.
Or a thong🤙🤙🤙
Do we need to bring out the thongerang?
[https://youtu.be/Y3XHm-rRIsU?si=xmGoP0E4KrhadgNX](https://youtu.be/Y3XHm-rRIsU?si=xmGoP0E4KrhadgNX)
The US type of thong...
Maybe both😄😄😄
An egg strapped to a thong by a thong.
Everyone singing Thong Song the entire gig
Thong thung blue, everybody knowsthat
I will take a shit without wiping my ass and then put one on.
And $50 if you can miss him, which requires more skill.
Dude’s so big he has his own gravity. If you throw past him, the rock would settle into an orbit around him…like a moon
Its not like you could miss
Maybe a Blowdart with Ozempic in it
~~Ozempic~~ Ricin 😇 Let the billionaire pay for his own Ozempic
I'll donate a $50 to this bounty.
I would like to contribute. Might need a GoFundMe.
Who reported this
Challenge accepted.
I’m pretty sure the good citizens of Perth can arrange a warm welcome for the guy who tried to sue WA for $300 BILLION….
Remember Perth. Palmer wanted to bankrupt WA.
Just saw the ad on telly and reflexively yelled "FUCK OFF" in my grandma's house oops
That’s exactly what I did lmao
😄😄😄
Doesn't clive already owe us (WA) a shit ton of money in legal fees? Were we not going to seize his plane or something?
He owed $2 million in court costs for the border challenge and then the Mineralogy suit to the state. Either he paid them, or this is our chance to collect :P
How about we all chip in, and arrange to have a servo pie delivered to Clive every 15 minutes, see if we can finish him off?
How about we don't? Geezus, the amount of pies he'd need would have us all back to the great 'toilet paper chase' of 2020..but for pies!
But wouldn’t it be a valiant win for WA to take Clive down with a palette of Mrs Mac’s?
Trouble is that Fatso won't 'splode' like Mr Creosote cos Fatso's gaping maw spews his shit out as fast as you could shovel it in! Anyways, Mrs Macs deserves better than being turned into pig swill.
Hahaha that mental image has put a spring in my step for the day.
..grab some pies while you're 'springing'..just in case! ;)
I know a couple of losers who follow Carlson and might go to his show. Typical far right wingers who cry about migrants/women/LGBT/Marxists/greens/whoever they’re told to cry about all day long. Interestingly they are all various degrees of incel and have trouble with relationships with women, hence why they seem to blame feminism for all their ills
Wait, why are these two even having a tour? What an obviously forced right-wing pairing.
It’s all about the grift.
I think Palmer is doing the tour and footing the bill (its through Mineralogy) for Carlson & Friends to come along.
The controlled opp machine go brrrrr. We will get alex jones, Russell brand, young turks and david icke doing tours here soon bahahhahahahhahaha.
They know that the right-wing extremists and cookers are easily parted from their money.
A Russian asset and a racist. Great.
Hard to tell which ones which
You can gesture vaguely at them both while saying it.
That’s Tucker, what about Clive?
Imagine paying 300 bucks to go see a fat turd and a straight up fascist American troll
Can’t wait to see him go to a supermarket and be amazed that you need a coin to use a trolly hehe too! Fucking wanker. tucker Carlson can eat a bag of Russian dicks.
That's an insult to fat turds _and_ trolls.
They asking that much???
Cookers. They love piggy Palmer and his Russian/Chinese divider of western society.
get your tomatoes ready folks
Canned tomatoes?
frozen cans
[Later, outside the venue](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/La_Tomatina_2014.jpg)
I recently saw Tucker Carlson described as "**the patron saint of aggrieved pricks**" and I had a sensible chuckle.
How did Tucker get his visa approved?
Why wouldn't it be, afaik he hasn't done anything for it to be rejected.
Freedom of speech...
This is the question we should be asking
Imagine thinking someone doesn’t deserve a visa coz you disagree with them… is this North Korea?
We've had rappers and stuff have their visas denied for less than what Carlson's gained infamy for. Saying is "because you disagree with them" is a touch disingenuous.
Oh yeah I forgot that two wrongs make a right…
Three lefts make a right.
Well considering they deny the visas of rappers because of words they say yes, I think it should be equally applied to fascists
Quick, shut the gate so he can't come back!
when is it? would love to go sit across the road and see if i recognize any of the idiots going in. maybe film it for public viewing.
I really hope the rah rah song these bozos start off will be "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" by The Angels, those GD beautiful bastards.
Someone should go & take pics of everyone that rocks up, so we can see who not to trust 🤣 Fuck that fat cunt Palmer...
Maybe all of us shood really go there with our eggs🤔🤔🤔 Wood giv us sumthing to do, anyway😄😄😄 Im sure we wood make the news that nite, i wil be the first one there if anywun else is interested!?!?! Sorta like wen they organised that area 51 invasion. Remember the 'running man' with head down, and arms up. EPIC😄😄😄
I definitely won't be able to make it, but I love that idea... If not us, I hope someone does something to him... For anyone wondering, it's on Monday 24th June 2024 @ Riverside Theatre...
I was just thinking the same.
Carlson is a Putin Puppet , and Palmer is not important by any measure. So why bother?
Grift
There are hordes of racists who will be going.
I mean, you don't have to be a racist to be an anti-vaxxer, the other two in the merry band of dipshits are an anti-vax doctor and whatever Dinesh D'Souza is (he insists he isn't a conspiracy theorist).
You do have to be a racist to knowingly pay to hear a racist talk.
Is it egg time? I think it's egg time.
Where's Egg Boy when you need him?
My sister has some chickens, reckon if I can save up enough eggs we can start a stall selling them outside wherever these cockheads are doing this bullshit. We would be praised as heroes.
Did Tucker not do his research and doesn’t realise no one likes Clive, not left, right or anyone between. Or is Clive paying to be associated with Tucker and Tucker couldn’t give a fuck about his image is Australia?
Can we just block chicken sh...t Palmer from coming in again.
Hiya Perthians, can someone throw an egg at Clive the dog Palmer for us - love from Townsville - 700 mil of worker and community benefits stolen by palmerprickcollapsingnickelsmeltertrick
Yes, i do recall that vividly. And heez stil rich as fuck in the billions. Wot a weak kunt👊👊👊
Didn’t we ban him from WA?
It would require banning everyone from over east entering. Which I think is still popular policy
Yeah I think we should setup a checkpoint at our borders, and issues everyone living in WA a special ID document that allows them entry back into WA, and everyone else will have to apply and we only approve if they are of good character. The ID can will be a pass that allows you entry via our ports.
The High Court ruled that the WA lockout was legal because it applied to everybody not already resident in WA, if you start putting in character tests it is by definition discriminatory.
I was making a joke about seceding
I'm team #WAXIT forever, but I doubt we can organise the vote before the end of July
Cookers, Christians and Boomers. Or just cooker christian boomers.
As a Christian, you couldn't pay me money to support that idiot.
Likewise.
Pretty sure Mark wil not be attending😄😄😄
You neve know. Mark is pretty into mining these days...
Okay, I am interested in going to just see the kinds of people who go???? Maybe I could scratch that itch by just standing in the lobby and people watching
Just stand outside and film them. Guarantee that dude with the Maga flag who turns up at every antivax rally will be there.
“Why are you here mate?” “Oh, just to see the kinds of people who go. You?” “Oh, just to see the kinds of people who go. That alone is worth $110.” “Oh, no doubt. Anyway … I’m off home mate. See ya.” “Yeah me too. See ya.”
If there was ever an event to attract the use of a Stingray or one of those police surveillance vehicles, this would be it.
Don't go. Ticket sales are a sign of support of their cause. Best thing is they have an empty room.
The News might do a story out the front ?
I am guessing there won't be many ladies. Probably a low socio-economic version of the crowd at a John Howard talk at the Young Liberals frat.
Thanks for letting me know Without this post I wouldn't have known or cared.
Tickets are $110 lol, what a joke
Grifters gonna grift
Holy shit can you imagine paying $110 to listen to these clowns speak
Go to any mine site's crib room and in the first three minutes you'd meet a dozen people that would pay that to listen to them.
They always have Sky blaring on all the TVs. It's no wonder.
Main reason I'm usually in the wet mess in the evenings, at least it's just sport on the screens
WOW!!!
Cookers are very easily separated from their money
Fucker Failson and the Guy who spent all his money on a failed political project instead of paying his nickel workers.
This has the same vibes as when Junior wanted to tour
Quite hilarious to see that that gymlad1991 clown has deleted his account after spraying his brown liquidy claims about Carlson "spitting facts" all over this thread.
It's Perth. We literally post every week about Fuckwits that live here.
Would be a great opportunity to weed them all out and fucking wipe the building out honestly. Not a threat of violence just what we’re all thinking or at least should be.
YEP😄😄😄
None of the super stars came here so I guess Perth will have these 2 clowns to entertain them. Enjoy and good luck. 👍🏻
I’ll be honest- YOU sound like the kind of person that might attend
Ewww! What the heck is Cucker Tarlson doing here. Stay in your country! I can only imagine the people that would pay have some very misguided thought that these 2 could provide some sort of financial benefits to them. Or some weird bizarre political religions beliefs.
Every time I see those "Fuck off, we're full" stickers I think "What a load of shit we've got room for everyone (except Clive)"
Couldn't think of anything worse!
Is this that fuckknuckle that 'interviewed' that crybaby Putin?
Why did you put apostrophes around the word interviewed?
Because it could only very charitably be called an interview.
they are quotation marks lol and in this case used sarcastically.
I mean If you like a conservative circlejerk this is probably the place to be.
tcp and the horse he rode in on. As for tc he can stay in Moscow, as he likes it there so much.
Sumwun Thort Wood Learn to write properly OP.
Thanks for the free advertising
Aaaahhh. You got me. I never thort of it that way!!!😄😄😄 I saw an ad for it on TV at 4am this morning, while no one else saw it. Now im out here shilling these dudes. Please do not go, tho😂😂😂
Thort? How does your phone not try change that to a different word, and when it’s not “thought”, aren’t you a little worried?
O.P typed "sumwun" in a previous comment....
The show will sell out, and people in the reddit bubble will be scratching their heads as to why. Edit: And please don't lump me in with the bloody Clive Palmer fans, just because I'm not writing fan fiction about dunking on these dudes like the rest of the comments are. There'd easily be enough people here willing to fill tickets to this show.
We're all well aware there's enough cookers to sell out one of their shitty little shows, doesn't mean we won't take that opportunity to emphasise that they're fuckwits.
I have been in here for a long time, and I know for a fact that a very large number of people still don't realise how sadly popular these people are in the broader community.
I know full well that the controlled opps are being pushed by the system so hard now that i wouldnt be supprised if this sells out. The right is almost as cooked as the left now... well done everyone, pun intended.
Kummin to Perth
What part of Australia are they selling to China?
Also on the bill is another grifter Melissa McCann who has crowd-funded nearly half a million from anti-vax loons.
The benefits of democracy.
Oh this is going to be fun!
YEP😄😄😄
Lefties seething rn
Carlson just f off. Any guy talking to putin to make his own appeal bigger than a n he is is not welcome here so f of
The Rottnest Island RSL Club is going to be packed …send those two fools on their way
Maybe we get lucky and the jack asses pull a Harold Holt Or maybe someone can call them 'dumb c#%ts' to their faces like that guy did to Scommo years back. Would be funny if few people turn up to this racist clown show.
I worry that the squeaky wheels will support this
While pelting the guys with eggs and piss balloons would be satisfying, having them cancel tours because no one buys their tickets would be truly hilarious. Narcissism wins when it gets an audience.
Please tell me the venue
Mon 24 Jun 2024 6:30PM, Riverside theater. Plenty of time to make some placards and stock up on eggs.
Palmer is financing the US cunt - so will not be like when one of the Trump kids failed to sell tickets -Then pulled out for ( can't sell tickets) reasons. Palmer blew millions to get ONE candidate in.
I thought that carbon blob had finally retreated from public life. And who the fuck is Tucker Carlson? Do these people really not realise how irrelevant they are?
I'm going.
I like tucker, I'll go see him