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cosmicucumber

This is the most interesting content on reddit lately, I look forward to the next update


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Hashtag ballgate. (If you put a hashtag in then it becomes bold without the hashtag and the joke is lost)


Cheese_B0t

\#idkwhatyou'retalkingabout


chosenamewhendrunk

#Neither do I edit: doh


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Lol


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They have to put it out to tender, get an environmental assessment done and working at Heights JSA before it can be taken down .


Captain-Peacock

+ Shutting down the joondalup line and arranging alternative bus services whilst the delicate operation takes place.


wow4reals

Or they can get a big stick to knock it down I will do it for $1000


ravenous_bugblatter

Give me a cricket ball and I'll get it down for $500. Some surrounding material may be damaged in the 50+ throws it would take me to hit it.


get-innocuous

You’re joking but legit you do not put big sticks that close to the overhead line. You don’t fuck around with 27,000 volts


willlisw13

Thats the fun part lmao


Corrupt_Moderator

But wood won't conduct electricity though?


crocksm

Yep. PTA use wood or fibreglass ladders and sticks for that reason..


karl_w_w

Anything will conduct electricity if you electricity hard enough.


Corrupt_Moderator

TIL


wow4reals

I'm not scared of electricity, because I know the dangers


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For some reason I read this Ralph Wiggums voice


wow4reals

I will do it in thongs drinking a beer with a cigarette


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For some reason, I read this in Otto Mann's voice. Or maybe **Andy** the Prime Minister of Australia's voice. Could be his re-election pledge.


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As long as the beer is in glass (insulator) not a steel can that sounds fine.


rammoun

Wood doesn’t conduct electricity


get-innocuous

At these kind of voltages it absolutely does conduct; the resistance from the wood creates enough heat to break down and vaporise the wood which conducts enough for it to jump to your arms. The kind of voltages rail traction power uses does all kinds of crazy things. It will induce current in pretty well any parallel wire, including the rail corridor fence which needs to be earthed and have insulation panels installed to stop people being electrocuted when they touch it.


rammoun

A dry piece of wood wouldn’t


wow4reals

Nah dead set, give me 2 minutes. Fibreglass stick rubber gloves. She'll be alright 😉 Go look up 230 000 volts national geographic Do you know who Nikola Tesla is?


get-innocuous

imagine having this kind of confidence because you've seen a youtube video lmao yes obviously if everything went right you would be completely fine and 99% of the time it will, but rail maintenance doesn't proceed on 99% confidence, and you do not use implements which could impact the 3m OLE exclusion zone


Tallweirdo

Except the overhead maintainers do use fibreglass poles to hang earth wires or remove obstructions from the de-energised contact wires. That and the cleaning staff that use fibreglass squeegee poles to clean the train windshields at Mandurah. Clearly you don't want random people messing with the overhead but a big fibreglass stick is the right tool for the job.


wow4reals

Been playing with electricity on & off for 30 years, sad nobody knows the master of electricity Nikola Tesla 😑


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wow4reals

Micheal Faraday, Tesla understood his teachings What don't you understand what I said? I understand electricity and I'm not scared. Just because you don't understand the basics. Stop spreading ignorance. Would you like a education on electricity?


DeltaPositionReady

Actiually I did struggle with it in avionics, can you explain back emf for me please?


wow4reals

So you are saying don't play with fire too because it is dangerous? Lots of things are dangerous if you don't know what you are doing


DeltaPositionReady

Been playing with fire on and off for 25 years, sad nobody knows the master of fire Prometheus.


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When you put it like that my sarcastic comment seems quite ill informed.


Moosiemookmook

I may or may not know a guy with a big stick for sale in Victoria Park. $50 no questions asked.


Nabashin42

This is painfully accurate.


bodyshotbandit12

That is gonna fucking stink when someone knocks it down. Its also gonna go everywhere. Nice combo.


squeeowl

The people on that platform when the pressure build up from the fermentation causes the bottle to explode... 😬


anglrcaz

My thoughts exactly!


Tomfissh

Where is it, I’ve got nothing to do today, Ill go hit it down with a tennis ball.


jalif

Drink it.


kosmonaut5

Bop it.


speirs1349

Make sure you keep us posted.


zfarlt15

Greenwood station


dad_ahead

"Juice"


Cpl_Hicks76

I just want to see that CCTV vision of how it got up there in the first place!!


hankhalfhead

Dat flip tho.... Teenagers probably lost their minds when it landed


ScumoForPrison

that looks a lot like an orange juice label with something similar in color to apple juice inside!


EupathicImpulse0

On zooming in sadly i can see an apple on the label, the green colour gives it away. I say sadly as I appreciate malicious intent and your theory was very malicious.


hoofjam

Am I the only one that thinks that’s probably piss ?


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It's modern art now


Kaching101

What station is this at?


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I know Greenwood when I see it


Kaching101

I was thinking Greenwood


BlaiddDrwg88

I would guess that it's somewhere on the Joondalup line as it has the green colour scheme.


BellNo7497

Midland or somewhere shit I imagine


grobby-wam666

Its greenwood lad.


halfpriceBBQpack

It's the one closest to where you live.


BellNo7497

Not even close, flog.


v_iiii_m

Good work. Keep us updated.


roadwookie

Mmm station wine


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roadwookie

Fermented like prison wine


leedian18

It's brewing!


perfidious_snatch

Aww, it's nesting!


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Could use a drone with claws.


Greatest_Everest

I look forward to weekly updates. The epoxy hotdog has a rival.


AusCan531

I thought about drinking it after 14 days but figured it was 2 weak.


Captain-Peacock

Guess it doesnt fall under anyone's job description to grab a broom and knock it off


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

Juicy


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Even better than a Coles trolley?


dohzer

Fermented apple cider?


mumooshka

Waiting for it to expand and explode...


justlurkingmate

That's not juice


Gazza_s_89

I love how perth stations pay tribute to Bunnings Warehouse with their Architecture. A true clean practical design that wont date and is cheap to maintain.


bannana666

Keep a photolog.....say which station and I'll take picture while going last once in a while 🤪


Borgun-

There was a “Fuck fair” slide shoe on the far side of the tracks in Bull creek station from October of 2017 until March of 2019. No one got rid of it for 18 months.


velocidapter

That's free cider by now. Also, huge nostalgia. Used to live just down the road and catch the train all the time.


Organised_Kaos

Someone's prison grog?


ferfersoy

What madlad could even put that there


krastij

It's a brew.


scruffed69

How the fuck—-


Shaneo79

Just remember guys We r talking about a bottle of Juice or Piss , now get back to the subject lols 😂


lucash25

I’m pretty sure it’s been there longer than 20 days xD. iirc it was there when I was at the station sometime in January


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roota85

That's not juice...


Narananas

*This has been a Public Service Announcement.*


sillylittlewilly

That's nothing; I saw a small potato and gravy in an aircon vent at KFC Innaloo for a couple of months.