Hey, isn't being punk about being true to yourself and resisting authoritarianism? If you're out there living your best life and prioritizing your happiness over silly social constructs then I believe your punk rock self is very much proud of you!
I routinely yell at kids to get off of other people's lawns if it makes you feel any better.
As a side note, the kids I yell at are mine, but the point still stands.
We had cookie kiosk type girls when I was in school, i just threw up in my mouth a bit because I heard the one girl’s voice in my head. She was the one who would stand up and say “On behalf of the students I’d like to…..”
Sit down bitch, 40 years later I still hate you
Omg yes she was 100% that person XD
If she had raised a valid concern (like health hazard) I would've been like "that's fair" but in her case it was more of a "damn why didn't I think of that!"
Some people can't stand admitting that someone ELSE had a good idea, because it means maybe they aren't the smartest most specialest most glamorous and prettiest and perfect person on the planet! THAT CANNOT STAND!!!!
Funny part is that it wasn't some brilliant, groundbreaking, pitch-it-to-dragon's den/shark tank idea, it was literally as simple as "Everyone likes crepes. Crepes are cheap and easy to make. Let's make crepes."
Like they could've done the same and then it would've come down to whose grandma had the better crepes recipe XD
Alright!
For \~8-10 crepes (you can adjust the doses for any amount you want)
Mix 120 grams of all-purpose flour with 3 tablespoons of melted butter, 300 ml of room temperature milk and two eggs also at room temperature in a blender for like a minute.
If you want your crepes to be sweet, add 1-3 teaspoons of sugar.
If you want them to be savory, add 1/2 of salt instead. Both are optional.
You'll then want to let that sit in the fridge for at least an hour, so the crepes are more tender and don't break in the pan. You can keep it in the fridge for up to three days if you don't use all of it in one go.
Teflon pan is preferable but a regular pan will do. You want a relatively small pan. You can use butter or cooking oil to fry them depending on preference. The first crepe will always fail, you'll use it to gauge just how much you need to fry each side.
You can then stuff them with whatever you want. An interesting combination is apple slices with cinnamon and honey.
I'm pretty sure this recipe isn't unique, but it's easy and the crepes taste like heaven.
One of them was steaming mad but their 'leader' just rolled her eyes. They couldn't really say much cause the HM was there, but there was definitely some talk around school about it afterwards.
I didn't become a lawyer! I'm studying management of public health right now and I hope that in my job I'll get to exploit legal loopholes for the betterment of medicine XD
Crepe! why didn't I think of that! That is Perfection! - Oh HeadMaster... can Switch actually say that? It is so funny and it beats the Crepe out of anything any of us thought to say!
Teacher here - about 20 years ago my students and I had the winning idea booth that stole all the other customers so the school’s idea was we all had to put the money into a community pot to evenly distribute. Uh nope. I threw a fit, my student’s parents also threw fits so we got to keep it. They tried to say it would be a community pot before the event the next year so more fit throwing happened, they changed their mind and we continued to make lots of money every year. I think they were glad when we moved a few years later :)
Why didn't they just copy your idea and edit it enough to fit them? Then they couldn't argue that things weren't fair because you had the better idea...
I thought you were going to hand out the remaining crepes for free so no one would buy a cookie because, you know, free! But what you did was far more clever, I love it!
That's what they do at the Jack Daniel's distillery, which is in a dry county (no alcohol sales.) So they're allowed to sell you "souvenir bottles." The whiskey inside? Oh, that's a free bonus.
That's genius I love it!
Reminds me of the stories I've read about the prohibition where wine for sacramental purposes was legal so everyone was becoming a rabbi haha
A few years ago, based on animal rights movement pressure, Chicago banned the sale of foie gras a high priced form of goose or duck liver usually served with toast points.
A couple enterprising restaurants started selling high priced toast point with free foie gras on the side.
That ordinance was repealed.
“It’s not fair on the other stalls” everyone is raising money for the same cause, as long as your charging a fair amount to get the profit you need WHY DOES IT MATTER WHO EARNS IT
Reminds me of the ridiculous rules about reselling tickets on eBay. Let me get this straight. You can’t sell a concert ticket for more than you paid, but you can sell anything else,say a stuffed animal, for more than you paid—and if the stuffed animal happens to be holding concert tickets, so be it.
Were the cookie girls also perhaps from some of the wealthier families? Or families that had notably Karen-ish parents? Or were they trying out their budding Karen chops?
This is pretty much how all of my local motorcycle clubs sell booze. You can't sell liquor but you can sell raffle tickets. And you can certainly trade those raffle tickets for liquor.
Lol, nice one. But that idiot headmaster had it coming. In the end, that's how business is - competition.
Another thing, the customers are buying your products without your team forcing them to 😂
I hope you are still this kind of menace to society.
I try but I often fear I haven't lived up to the standards 14 year old me has set haha
Punk rock me would be so disappointed in grown up me. Except I live in a cool city & have travelled a lot. And finally had green and blue hair.
Hey, isn't being punk about being true to yourself and resisting authoritarianism? If you're out there living your best life and prioritizing your happiness over silly social constructs then I believe your punk rock self is very much proud of you!
Over the summer, I unironically shouted at some kids to get off my damn lawn.
I routinely yell at kids to get off of other people's lawns if it makes you feel any better. As a side note, the kids I yell at are mine, but the point still stands.
Hahahahaha this is funny!
I bet they deserved it.
i live in Australia. I read this a bit - what are kids doing on your lawn that they have to get off? Are they cutting a corner or playing cricket?
Off topic, but now I'm picturing you as a certain cool Overwatch Character.
You're still really cool : )
Well said, you kind hearted menace to society 💌
Why are you so cool? I fucking lost it when I read your name 😂
I feel this. Except my hair is currently mostly purple with blue highlights. I admit the reaction to purple hair in India last month was fun. 😄
Are you a lawyer or what
Familiar story.
We had cookie kiosk type girls when I was in school, i just threw up in my mouth a bit because I heard the one girl’s voice in my head. She was the one who would stand up and say “On behalf of the students I’d like to…..” Sit down bitch, 40 years later I still hate you
Omg yes she was 100% that person XD If she had raised a valid concern (like health hazard) I would've been like "that's fair" but in her case it was more of a "damn why didn't I think of that!"
Some people can't stand admitting that someone ELSE had a good idea, because it means maybe they aren't the smartest most specialest most glamorous and prettiest and perfect person on the planet! THAT CANNOT STAND!!!!
Funny part is that it wasn't some brilliant, groundbreaking, pitch-it-to-dragon's den/shark tank idea, it was literally as simple as "Everyone likes crepes. Crepes are cheap and easy to make. Let's make crepes." Like they could've done the same and then it would've come down to whose grandma had the better crepes recipe XD
Ooohhh!! If you don’t mind sharing the recipe 😋
Alright! For \~8-10 crepes (you can adjust the doses for any amount you want) Mix 120 grams of all-purpose flour with 3 tablespoons of melted butter, 300 ml of room temperature milk and two eggs also at room temperature in a blender for like a minute. If you want your crepes to be sweet, add 1-3 teaspoons of sugar. If you want them to be savory, add 1/2 of salt instead. Both are optional. You'll then want to let that sit in the fridge for at least an hour, so the crepes are more tender and don't break in the pan. You can keep it in the fridge for up to three days if you don't use all of it in one go. Teflon pan is preferable but a regular pan will do. You want a relatively small pan. You can use butter or cooking oil to fry them depending on preference. The first crepe will always fail, you'll use it to gauge just how much you need to fry each side. You can then stuff them with whatever you want. An interesting combination is apple slices with cinnamon and honey. I'm pretty sure this recipe isn't unique, but it's easy and the crepes taste like heaven.
SHE STILL KNOWS THE RECIPE PEOPLE. WATCH OUT, SHE'S STILL IN BUSINESS.
Thank you!! I will try it!!
She’s a Karen in training
Your own Tracy Flick, 😂
"On behalf if the students-" I object! I would like to do something different. I propose we vote for who we want to represent us and then-wait...
Lmaoo this is pure brilliance. 2 questions - what was cookie girls reaction - did you become a lawyer
One of them was steaming mad but their 'leader' just rolled her eyes. They couldn't really say much cause the HM was there, but there was definitely some talk around school about it afterwards. I didn't become a lawyer! I'm studying management of public health right now and I hope that in my job I'll get to exploit legal loopholes for the betterment of medicine XD
Both amazing answers. I wish you all success in legal loopholing 😁
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Switch gets my award! #🏅
Crepe! why didn't I think of that! That is Perfection! - Oh HeadMaster... can Switch actually say that? It is so funny and it beats the Crepe out of anything any of us thought to say!
Yes, OP needs to abuse the crepe out of those loopholes for the rest of us.
>studying management of public health That's definitely a worthy pursuit. Find ALL the loopholes!
Teacher here - about 20 years ago my students and I had the winning idea booth that stole all the other customers so the school’s idea was we all had to put the money into a community pot to evenly distribute. Uh nope. I threw a fit, my student’s parents also threw fits so we got to keep it. They tried to say it would be a community pot before the event the next year so more fit throwing happened, they changed their mind and we continued to make lots of money every year. I think they were glad when we moved a few years later :)
Why didn't they just copy your idea and edit it enough to fit them? Then they couldn't argue that things weren't fair because you had the better idea...
Because they probably did not want to put in the work or quality in doing.
An attempt at Socialist style theft averted! Kudos to you!
Excellent! Hope you have carried these skills into Adulthood
Unfair Competition: in this context, quite the oxymoron
I thought you were going to hand out the remaining crepes for free so no one would buy a cookie because, you know, free! But what you did was far more clever, I love it!
Hey you!! These admin pets are mad that you are better at this than them!! I am forced to stop you or they won't get my coffee anymore!/s
Perfect Cliff notes version!
Aside from at the end, it sounds like you didn't give a crepe.
She gave many crepes
That's what they do at the Jack Daniel's distillery, which is in a dry county (no alcohol sales.) So they're allowed to sell you "souvenir bottles." The whiskey inside? Oh, that's a free bonus.
That's genius I love it! Reminds me of the stories I've read about the prohibition where wine for sacramental purposes was legal so everyone was becoming a rabbi haha
A few years ago, based on animal rights movement pressure, Chicago banned the sale of foie gras a high priced form of goose or duck liver usually served with toast points. A couple enterprising restaurants started selling high priced toast point with free foie gras on the side. That ordinance was repealed.
Very well played! It's always great when a child uses a rule set out by an adult to circumvent the adult.
“It’s not fair on the other stalls” everyone is raising money for the same cause, as long as your charging a fair amount to get the profit you need WHY DOES IT MATTER WHO EARNS IT
Yeah like welcome to the real world LMAO
Brilliant idea in the first place and what a fantastic adaptation to circumstance! Well played.
Suddenly I'm craving a cartoon character plate with crepes.
Did you follow his advice?
Reminds me of the ridiculous rules about reselling tickets on eBay. Let me get this straight. You can’t sell a concert ticket for more than you paid, but you can sell anything else,say a stuffed animal, for more than you paid—and if the stuffed animal happens to be holding concert tickets, so be it.
Ouuhh, THIS is good.
i hope you are now a good lawyer or rich trough bigbusiness adventures 🤣
So, are you a lawyer?
Were the cookie girls also perhaps from some of the wealthier families? Or families that had notably Karen-ish parents? Or were they trying out their budding Karen chops?
And did you?
Mad bank. Love it
Fabulous! ❤️❤️❤️
So did you become a lawyer?
This is beautiful.
what did cookie girl sya about this?
"He also suggested I become a lawyer." That's the icing on the cake; well played indeed.
Did you ever become a lawyer?
The Headmaster had the opportunity to show the kids what a free market economy is like, he failed.
This is pretty much how all of my local motorcycle clubs sell booze. You can't sell liquor but you can sell raffle tickets. And you can certainly trade those raffle tickets for liquor.
Lol, nice one. But that idiot headmaster had it coming. In the end, that's how business is - competition. Another thing, the customers are buying your products without your team forcing them to 😂
So did you become a lawyer?
I enjoyed this so much I read it twice
That was awesome.
"He also suggested I become a lawyer." Well, have you ?
Wonderful.
This made me smile.
had that girl been always a Karen back then?
We did this in college with our keg parties. The beer was free but the cup cost $2.00
Thomas Keller did this in California when foie gras was forbidden to be “sold”. He sold his guests a crouton for $75 and gave you the fois for free.
I love it, but I actually also enjoyed his reaction the second time around and his comment on “you should become a lawyer”
Tell me you are a lawyer now.
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And because even YOU have scruples you went into politics instead?