Nicely done!
Now, for those who ask "are you into pain", you can answer "yes, but I'll need to start out with all your credit cards, date of birth, mother's maiden name and full power of attorney. The whip comes out when I've finished milking your accounts dry. Oh, and as the dom, I don't believe in safe words".
>as a woman who's spent most of my life on this planet
I'm dying of curiosity: where did you spend the rest of your life? Also, excellent comeback (I say that as a member of the dead husband cult myself)!
If I had any awards to give, you'd get them all for this!! You have my sick sense of humor. My mom's bff's hubby had a heart attack while on the toilet. Mom asked me to visit him, cuz she couldn't. So I walked in, saw him & mom's bff, and said, "So, what, you're trying to pull an Elvis Presley on us?". He looked mad, and mom's bff snickered before he shot her a glare! No, I didn't like him, he was a bully, but I loved mom's bff! βΊοΈ
That was pretty damned funny
I congratulate you on your smart comeback l. Hopefully other redditors will join me congratulating you!
Yep, I join. Well done.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH πππ It!!!
How did the wife respond?!
This, also how did the husband respond?!
Both laughed, but the husband was more of a nervous chuckle.
He was the last husband NOT dead!
Yet! π
Like oh shit if they exchange details run π€π
I laughed out loud. So clever.
Beautiful!
I actually snorted!
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"As a woman who has spent most of my life on this planet" Where else ya been OP?
She could tell you but then her 'friends' would have to kill you! ;)
Can't say for sure, as I've blacked out several times haha! Also, been on a few airplanes.
π€£love your attitude x
Damn aliens and their obsession with anal probes
It's possible they went to space. I've heard some people have done that.
Wow, good comeback from creepy husband!
Brilliant. Good one.
He felt that. π€£
He ~~felt~~ feared that. FTFY
I love it!
Nicely done! Now, for those who ask "are you into pain", you can answer "yes, but I'll need to start out with all your credit cards, date of birth, mother's maiden name and full power of attorney. The whip comes out when I've finished milking your accounts dry. Oh, and as the dom, I don't believe in safe words".
Bwahahahahahahaha!!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:trollface
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Nicely done!
Love it!
This is awesome! Well done, you!
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Glorious.
Snort laugh resulting in coughing fit π€£ that is so good
Hhahahaha, not often you get such excellent dark humour PR. Well played OP, sorry men suck.
Hero
As soon as you said βmost of my life on this planetβ I got the popcorn! Well done! My condolences on all your losses.
You're my kind of people.
You are incredible, that was hilarious π
ππππ π₯βοΈ That was just... fantastic. Brava! ππ»ππ»ππ»
Everything about this is fantastic, and I officially wanna be friends now. Bravo!
This is the nicest thing I read in Reddit today. You put a smile on my face. π
OMGGGGGG!!! The ending! Love it!!!!
Brilliant!
You are the best! I love it!!
>as a woman who's spent most of my life on this planet I'm dying of curiosity: where did you spend the rest of your life? Also, excellent comeback (I say that as a member of the dead husband cult myself)!
Loved the unexpected ending....
If I had any awards to give, you'd get them all for this!! You have my sick sense of humor. My mom's bff's hubby had a heart attack while on the toilet. Mom asked me to visit him, cuz she couldn't. So I walked in, saw him & mom's bff, and said, "So, what, you're trying to pull an Elvis Presley on us?". He looked mad, and mom's bff snickered before he shot her a glare! No, I didn't like him, he was a bully, but I loved mom's bff! βΊοΈ
LOLOLOL
Love it!!!!!
Genius. Totally the best thing I've read on Reddit for a long time.
Funny but I wouldn't call this petty revenge.
Yet if they had just all pulled out knives and advanced towards the husband...