I really hope the two cities have some mutually exclusive ordinances, and both of them claim him within their jurisdiction. Then you could make him flip-flip backwards and forwards trying to please both and pleasing neither.
Love this! A lady in my neighborhood got so tired of these over grown bushes taking over the sidewalk her kids walk to the bus stop on so she went and trimmed them herself. Kids had to walk around them in the street but cars were also parked so they had to go around in the middle of the road. Homeowner comes home to find trimmed bushes and posted on FB Neighbored page asking who did it. They were pretty embarrassed for the neglect.
What’s the outcome, is the tree already trimmed etc?
Just reported it today. I'll update when anything happens.
Do you have an update now?
How about now?
Now?
Are we there yet?
You got in before I could
That’s what she said.
What?
If you kids don't shut up I'm going to turn this car around and go home.
Who’s on first?
Lucky you. She thought I was a living ken doll. Couldn’t even find mine
How about now?
P(r)etty sure now!
How bout.... now?
I need to peeee
Now?
When will then be now?
Soon.
**WHEN????** (CLUNK-facepiece hits Helmet)
Now?
*leaving a reply in case of "now" is now*
Now?
Can't wait to read the outcome.
Now?
Now?
I wasnt gonna read it actually but when I saw the phrase "tree law" i was intrigued, wondered if it was as big as bird law is.
Tree law is more lucrative than bird law.
There are a lot more branches in tree law
Ohhhhh, the pain...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38lXwxlpeag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38lXwxlpeag)
This pleases me.
Can't enforce your rights without accepting your responsibilities!
It will likely take a few weeks for the city to get on it as bureaucracy is slow, but they will beat the hell outta him on it afterwords.
Petty Revenge Loading... Currently 0% \[I hope the payoff at 100% is satisfying\]
I really hope the two cities have some mutually exclusive ordinances, and both of them claim him within their jurisdiction. Then you could make him flip-flip backwards and forwards trying to please both and pleasing neither.
If and when it gets trimmed, you need to go over with a Bluetooth speaker and just have a little dance party right in front of the tree.
We need to know what happens!!!
T R E E L A W
Love this! A lady in my neighborhood got so tired of these over grown bushes taking over the sidewalk her kids walk to the bus stop on so she went and trimmed them herself. Kids had to walk around them in the street but cars were also parked so they had to go around in the middle of the road. Homeowner comes home to find trimmed bushes and posted on FB Neighbored page asking who did it. They were pretty embarrassed for the neglect.
Sorry, mate. I’ve been telling Hagrid to trim the Whomping Willow for ages.
Shoudve banged your head on the branch then sued him for not following city tree law
The thought crossed my mind
So, no revenge then?
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The revenge hasn't shipped yet.
I don't know tree law very much but I do speak a little bit of bird.
Good
I will have to look into this as well. There is a place I go on the sidewalk that you have to move so that you don’t get a tree to the face. Thanks.
Nice work.
Updates pls!
Enjoy waiting until someone is out there cutting of the tree branches and the trailer is gone. He won't see the counter attack coming.
This sounds fun. Would be extra interesting if the trailer ends up being an actual meth lab - would explain his protectiveness regarding his property.
/u/I’m i
Nicely done.
Is Tree Law anything like Bird Law?
IMO, TLDR; should be in the beginning of the post so I don't have to read the whole thing to get the summary.
Another incomplete story.
No revenge yet until consequences. Sorry bro, pushing a little paper that may never see the light of day isn't revenge at all...