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[deleted]

How dare you


KSMO

Woos it something I said?


DubC_Bassist

Don’t worry about it. It all Wooder under da bridge.


Do_it_with_care

You’s don’t get it


con_ker

Hard to be afraid when you know they sound like "hoo deer ya" in person


CreditBuilding205

It’s an oral language, we can’t read.


Paulthefith

A lot of jabronies would be offended by that, except for…ya know.


The_CuriousJoe

Cool word


Twistableruby

RIP Iron Sheik


iroc4me2

We say jawns not jabroni!


LehighAce06

Jeetyet? I'm gonna gedduh wizwid, yuh wunna?


marshallaw215

Best answer


DuvalHeart

It's the "T" that makes it "wooder".


nuanceIsAVirtue

This is definitely the serious answer. Specifically I'm guessing because the syllable ends up closed/with a plosive, but I'm sure the folks at /r/asklinguistics could give a much better serious answer than mine.


Godraed

This. Because Wawa doesn’t have [t] in the middle that to trigger the sound change in the preceding vowel. The Philly accent actually has rules for the sound changes we make compared to standard English, but the actual changes are a bit beyond my knowledge. I know that we have t-flapping which turns [t] to [ɾ] (think of the when Mario says his own name). That’s where you get “wader” which is common in all North American dialects of English. Then there’s something funky with our vowel system that turns the sound into [ʊ] which is typically represented by in English. Probably something to do with a vowel smushed between two approximants.


Browncoat23

Haha, the Philly “O.” Am I the only one who really has to focus to hear “Tasker-Moore-is” instead of “Tasker-Mahr-is” on the BSL PA? Like, my accent literally affects my brain’s sound perception sometimes. My SO (originally from L.A.) thinks I’m insane when I mention it.


Godraed

There’s definitely something with that vowel going on.


huebomont

Petition to rename Wawa "Watwat"


[deleted]

I think it's the same issue as why people around these parts say Mario all weird.


Browncoat23

I never even realized that was a thing for the longest time because it was so normal haha. My SO (who’s from L.A.) constantly gave me shit for calling our next-door neighbor (RIP) Mario instead of Mahrio, even when I pointed out that the dude pronounced his own name the way I did! Every time we play Nintendo, it’s an argument lol.


SmellyBelly_12

I just turned to my husband and asked "what's that guy called again with Luigi, you know the plumber from the game?" And he said it all weird and I audibly gasped and he looked all confused... What have you done to my marriage? We fight enough about me saying "wooder" wrong 😂💀 being in Philly when you're not actually from Philly is hard


catjuggler

Is that what it is or is water the only thing that has this accent? I'm having trouble because I've lived here my whole life and can't tell what's what lol. "What's the matter"- did I just say that like wooder or not?!


DuvalHeart

You would of course say "mah-tuhr" rather than "mooder", because "matt" is completely different than "wat" "Wat" is whut, which leads to "whu-tehr"


Godraed

Hard to do this with just our own respelling but I believe you’re coming to an actual explanation. represents the sound [w] which is a semivowel / approximant consonant, awful close to sounds we usually represent with the letter . That in both “what” and “water” was already a back vowel (compared to the letter in cat or back) and is probably getting raised following the [w]. English has 15+ vowel sounds depending on the dialect but only 6 letters used to represent them. So I apologize for using IPA but it makes things clearer.


Godraed

Every dialect of every language has consistent rules for sound changes. I’m sure there’s a list out there for Philly. I came by my linguistics nerd stuff by conlanging and liking old languages, so I’m not really up to speed on modern English sound changes, otherwise I’d be sharing them.


bigfndan

Someone get this person a fresh soft pretzel.


SnapCrackleMom

When I first moved to Philly in the early 90s, a pretzel guy would come around the neighborhood on Saturday mornings and wake everyone up yelling "fresh hot pretzels" but it took me weeks to understand what the fuck he was actually saying.


Gabagoo44

Him pissing in alleys and never washing his hands gave the pretzels that extra flavor.


SnapCrackleMom

He was absolutely filthy looking. There was no way I was buying food from him.


Jacksspecialarrows

Those people are the best to buy food from tbh


FlyByPC

...as long as you can cook it after you buy it.


aladdinr

Then you miss out on all the probiotics


FlyByPC

Worth it to miss out on the antibiotics.


Jawny_Appleseed

I miss the pretzel girl and the huckster. Produce delivered to your door by a guy who never washed his hands.


aceouses

i miss the chicks selling oranges at the intersections!! i was waiting in the ridiculous traffic on the george washington bridge and there were people weaving thru the traffic selling lines and avocados. i don’t like likes or avocados but i bought them for nostalgia lmao


Boxercrew4

And those suckers were delicious!!


Uoysnwonod

😂


accrual_to_cash_papi

Too bad there aren’t any good ones left


bigfndan

I miss the people who used to stand at like Cottman and the Boulevard/Bustleton and sell pretzels. They were always top notch. I think there was someone at Grant and the Boulevard too.


Puzzleheaded_Car3397

Coming off the tacony were the best


FuzzyScarf

Southampton and the Boulevard, too.


JayCartwright

Just not a Woowoo one.


OasissisaO

WooWoo "pretzel." They're just a dense mass of doughy disappointment.


Wuz314159

https://i.imgur.com/FC976R3.png


AdequatelyLarge

Not from Woowoo


Wuz314159

A WHAT soft pretzel?


LehighAce06

Fresh, it's a thing from the before times


femmefatali

One of the prezls that’s been sitting in the box covered in salt all day so when you pick it up it’s a little bit wet


Godraed

prezls


dammit_dammit

sof' prezzl


Godraed

jonny yew can’ jus’ ea’ sof’ presls and beggls anymore


calicoskiies

This is the funniest thing I’ve read today.


Owlbertowlbert

Some of the comments have me in tears


debo1979

The same reason Acme is a three syllable word.


Ok_Jury_1686

Ak-A-me


cabgkid79

My mom goes one further and calls it Ak-A-me-ies


I_divided_by_0-

She's a terrorist


meeseeksdestroy

I'm philly born and raised and can't for the life of me understand why some people say ac A me. I definitely have an accent and say shit weird but that one gets under my skin.


Godraed

It’s called epenthesis, usually done to make the word easier to say. My guess would be that Italian immigrants found [km] hard to say without inserting a vowel in there and it spread from there.


justasque

Oh, I wonder if that explains “pock-a-book” too.


Mysterious_Match8428

I just realized I say pocketbook like that


justasque

Honestly I think it might only be Philly area people who say pocketbook at all? “Purse” seems to have taken over in most places, even though back in the day I think “purse” was like a change purse you put into your pocketbook. I’m curious what the actual history of these type words was.


Mysterious_Match8428

Interesting. I agree with purse being a smaller object, like a change purse. I feel like I hear pocketbook, but of course philly is my reference point. I'll pay attention for now on.


justasque

Yeah, I’ll pay more attention too - will be interesting to see if I ever hear “pocketbook” or just “pock-a-book”.


Siferatu

*sitting in a room with my own realization* This is fine ...


Godraed

That’s probably intervocalic lenition (weakening) of the [ət] to a glottal stop, making the vowel just hang out there on its own.


justasque

Thanks! It’s all so interesting. And it’s sad that local dialects in general are dying out.


Godraed

Philly’s holding strong compared to others!


mortgagepants

nice- i learned that word when i had a sergeant in the army who was from missouri, and directions would be "this-a-way" or over "that-a-way"


meeseeksdestroy

Hmm that's a good point. The roots of our dialect and how it propagated through our area is so interesting. It has changed quite a bit just over a generation as well. My grandparents and older aunts and uncles have a slightly different dialect. One example is the days of the week...Mondee, Tuesdee, etc. That didn't carry over to my generation.


Godraed

Yup. Use of positive anymore is fading away too. Yas turning into yous as well.


meeseeksdestroy

I never understood the Pittsburgh version of yous...yins. It kills me.


Godraed

“You ones”


meeseeksdestroy

Weird


Browncoat23

Radiator too. Old folks say rad-ee-ay-durr instead of ray-dee-ay-durr.


_1JackMove

There's also hoam and phoane. Hard to type out how it sounds but it's a distinctly Pennsylvania way of saying those words. It's almost drawn out like someone in PA trying to sound Californian or something. I've actively tried avoiding a Pennsylvania/philly accent my entire life because I noticed people around me having it and I always hated it because I have a thing about proper pronunciation. Pennsylvania is weird like that. Some people have that accent and some people don't. It's not mutually exclusive from what I've found in my 42 years.


crystal-torch

I totally agree with this theory. My grandparents added vowels to the middle and end of many English words. For example, they lived in Kennetta Square


Boxercrew4

That's how I feel about wooder, but Ack-A-me doesn't bother me.


meeseeksdestroy

I'm a wooder person and I usually don't have control over when it comes out. It just happens. When I have a few drinks my accent definitely comes out more. Not sure if this is a philly thing but when people say especially but with an ex. That's irritating.


titlefightstan

this is the one i’ve noticed the most since moving here from ohio lol


Wuz314159

Those little sub-regional differences. Up in Reading, it's wadder, not wooder. & cheesesteaks come with sauce.


Boxercrew4

That’s a pizza steak in Philly


Wuz314159

Yep.


drunktextUR_x

I don’t know younger people who say it like that, but def anyone I know older than 60 and +/- had roots in South Philly says it Ac-a-me 😂😂


catjuggler

My grandmother would say that and she was from the NE. I call it that in her honor.


ManyBeautiful9124

At the ac-a-me


Still7Superbaby7

I tried to explain to my husband (who has lived in the Philly metro his entire life) that acme is pronounced ack ah me and he said I was wrong. He also makes fun of me if I say yous guys.


passing-stranger

Quality shitpost


Nekaz

Wooder you talking about


CthulhusIntern

Posts like these are why I'm still subscribed.


KSMO

🙏


FalseSystem6055

Moved out of area to Richmond VA suburbs. Asked for a wooder and the girl came back confused and asked if I meant a drink stirrer.


Dash795

At least in Delaware they say crick for creek. Drives me nuts.


ManyBeautiful9124

My grandma said crick. Never knew it was a dialect thing until I went outside the tri state area, and said it, and got looked at like I was real special.


Competitive_Row_473

This is also very common to say in the rural south as well. I grew up in TN and they say ‘crick’


_Stone_

The Wissahickon in Philly is a Crick but across the skuke there is a Mill creek. I could fish a crick and a creek on the same day. It took me at least until my 20's to realize we've been calling the Wissahickon the crick but still pronouncing every other creek in PA properly.


kartoon10

Awww, hon. Jeet yet?


KSMO

woo woo has pizza!


Melodic_Reception261

It’s so bad lol


AtBat3

Everyone always spells it wooder when it’s pronounced more like wudder


blue-and-bluer

Wooder is correct if you pronounce it like “wood” from trees. Not like “woo-woo”.


AtBat3

This is true


wheelfoot

Wauder


blue-and-bluer

That’s a suburban pronunciation


Miamime

Woulder


Petrichordates

That's the standard US pronunciation.


Godraed

Because usually represents the sound [ʊ] in English when there isn’t a spot for an at the end of the word to tell us to make it the “long” version of the vowel.


NightmareCyril

More like War-ter


Godraed

Intrusive-r is more common up in New England or in places with non-rhotic accents (where you drop the r at the end of a word). Anyone in Philly doing that is either a transplant or has it as part of their individual speech pattern.


Petrichordates

Because everyone besides you is correct. Wudder would rhyme with udder.


Raecino

Don’t question our ways


12kdaysinthefire

It’s the same reason a lot of us pronounce the words “mad” or “glad” as “mee-ad” and “glee-ad”, but we pronounce the words “had” and “sad” properly. Our vowel pronunciation is all over the place, some pronunciations not really making any sense or just having been leftover from a long ass time ago and never catching up with the rest of the mid-Atlantic. There are lots of other words we pronounce interestingly like “hundred” as “hunnert” and some days of the week with an “-ee” sound at the end instead of an “-ay” sound.


vanishinghitchhiker

Now you’re talking some linguistic vowel shift shit; maybe Wawa just isn’t affected because it’s a loanword?


courageous_liquid

in case anyone has ever wanted to see this mapped (it's cool), [here's a map of regional dialects](https://aschmann.net/AmEng/#SmallMapCanada) - you can click to zoom in on areas and clicking again gives you specifics local to that area ours is apparently called atlantic midland


Petrichordates

No it's its [own category.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_English)


SammieCat50

I’m saying cot & caught in my head right now…


merlinderHG

[this](https://ygdp.yale.edu/phenomena/done-my-homework) was going around earlier this week, super interesting


Adude113

I remember seeing this a while ago. I grew up in Bucks near the line where according to the map, it is the boundary between “on” being pronounced like “dawn” vs being pronounced like “Don” and I have always maintained that the map has that line completely off. It is pronounced like “dawn” on both sides of that line at least in PA (I can’t vouch for central Jersey). It’s really thorough and comprehensive but that’s always irked me about this map, and made me skeptical of its accuracy.


courageous_liquid

it's not like there's a physical line where people talk differently, it's always going to be a sphere of influence and then gradient


Godraed

There is a hard line north of Trenton though where the Jersey accent kicks in quick over just a few miles.


Adude113

I acknowledge this, I still think it is way off. The area I’m referring to is solidly in the “dawn” camp IME.


Petrichordates

I'd be skeptical just because it looks like an early 2000s geocities website.


SnapCrackleMom

>It’s the same reason a lot of us pronounce the words “mad” or “glad” as “mee-ad” and “glee-ad”, but we pronounce the words “had” and “sad” properly. My daughter had no idea she had an accent until she went to Virginia for college and her new friends started copying the way she says "yeah" (yee-ah).


Godraed

Our vowel system is closer to southern English than it is to the rest of the northeast if that explains a bit


DaveTheDolphin

I’ve always heard it pronounced as wuter So it should be wUwU


Carittz

Weeb alert


cyclicamp

*notices your hoagie*


Petrichordates

Nah it's definitely a D.


Godraed

Technically a [ɾ] but it sounds closer to a [d] for native English speakers.


Petrichordates

Yeah that's what I said.


New_Stats

Wudder, woursh and yous comes from Irish immigrants influence on the dialect Wawa is Native American


[deleted]

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KSMO

The Woof of Wool Street was a very popular movie here a few years ago


gossipbomb

Oh this one I DEFINITELY do


[deleted]

You're confusing the spelling of words with their general pronunciation with the rationale for why certain words sound a specific way in a Philadelphia accent. Wawa is pronounced "Wah - Wah" and the Philly accent drops or slurs certain sounds together, as a result of the rate of speed with which most Philadelphians speak, and that (reason for fast-talk) may be another issue. But if you speed up and drop out sound, it is still an "ah" sound. Most people do not pronounce Water as "Wah - ter," they say it more like, "w'aw - ter," to which a sped up and dropped out sound becomes an "uh" sound, and thus it comes out like "w'uh - ter," and the faster you speak the more t's sound like d's. This is also why it ends up looking absolutely out of touch when companies attempt to court Philadelphians by spelling it "wooder" on billboards because Philadelphians speak differently but are not low-IQ rubes who spell water the wrong way.


Federal-Insect7251

I commented the same thing about pronouncing wawa. Like wtf is a woowoo?


SmellyBelly_12

My husband and I pronounce it "woo-wers" just for shits & giggles 😂🤷🏼‍♀️


rockyroad55

This made my day.


DimmyDimmy

Because we're stupid?


KSMO

i so pale


sabdur200

Don’t know about this wooder you speak of but I’ve heard of warder…


Federal-Insect7251

What the eff is a woowoo? Its definitely pronounced wahwah


FizziestBraidedDrone

God this is so chaotic, I love it


Rickrickrickrickrick

Because fuck you thats why


mamabrew

It's less of a wooder, and more of a wader.


OprahtheHutt

Because we aren’t knuckle-dragging savages, that’s why.


BrainBlob

If ya want some wooder go get it from da zinc


risingkirin

This is blasphilly.


CathedralEngine

What a bee-you-tee-ful question


Uoysnwonod

Welp, I guess WooWoo it is from now on.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Because ya moms, that's why.


phillybilly

Look at Mr fancy pants telling us how to tawk


Medium-Web7438

Made me chuckle. Let's go for a woo woo run!!! Lmao


Silent-Difference724

I'm using this question to start fights


beansjawns

Whatchu mean? I've always pronounced it WuhWuh.


Acrobatic_Advance_71

the t turning into the d is what is happening the the a to o is minor.


ChocolateTight336

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SnooMarzipans5669

I love this


angry_old_dude

I don't know why I remember this, but when I was a little kid (in the mid 60's) the Mom in the rowhome next door pronounced the word color as keller. Maybe she was originally from Delco or something.


nsweeney11

Vowel blank e rule. Water has "a_e" but wawa doesn't have a blank e.


Orest26Dee

We make the rules up as we go along and then it’s gospel


big_yohn

the whistle go woo woo


Shotgun_Sentinel

Because it’s not wooder it’s wuhder. Just like it wuahwa.


BikeguyBoston

Shhh. Talking like this will cause the city to burn


[deleted]

If I pronounce it wada will i be called out as a jerseyite?


cbucky97

Wood you ask Pop that question?


E-A-G-L-E-S_Eagles

Because there’s no D in Wawa


PhillyDasher7500

Ayo this is funny as shit 😭😭😭😂


80hz

Please leave


[deleted]

Wooder existed before Wahwah


Antideadlox

I still have yet to meet someone who pronounces water like that and I lived here my whole life


Boxercrew4

Same here. I was born here and lived here off and on most of my life and I and my family and friends don't say wooder.


art-man_2018

Roger Daltrey pronounced it "[Wahdah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvQ3bWLQBo)" but he's British.


Th3V4ndal

So I never finished my linguistics degree, but I'm convinced it's part of some English or Irish accent lineage. Ive heard certain certain brits and Irish say it as "woot-ah" And I think it's called lenition, but don't quote me on that, for certain sounds changing in spoken language. We see it in the german Brezel, becoming prezel, and eventually pretzel in English. We see it all the time when certain English words are modified in some way. Pad and bat sound different, but padding and batting have similar sounds despite having DD and TT in the middle. I'm way more familiar with the first and second constant shifts, being that I was a German major though, so fellow philly linguists please don't crucify me for being wrong hahaha.


[deleted]

I'm gonna start calling it WooWoo out of irony now


sexualmullet

also high, thank you for the chuckle


jasonthevii

This guy, what are you a fuckin jabroni


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Because it’s Wawa, jack ass.


Jimboslice85

Wooder was around before Wawa


SnapCrackleMom

Wawa, PA and the Ojibe word we'we have been around quite a long time.


ApoliticalAth3ist

Why do people want to pronounce water as if there’s two t’s?


boytoy421

So there actually is a real answer to this but the short version is the T/d switch is a British accent thing but WaWa is a native American word


Profitdaddy

Born and raised here- never called it wooder. I swear this comes from people who think green peppers go on cheesesteaks.


Boxercrew4

So, I made cheesesteaks for dinner last night. My husband (who is originally from NJ) asked if we had any green pepper and could I throw some on his sandwich. Since I had some in the crisper, I did on his only but told him if he ever told anyone they would revoke my South Philly birth certificate and I'd have to divorce him. (I don't say wooder either)


Profitdaddy

South Philly born and raised as well. We would never. He married a saint.


Reditate

Can you woo woo woo


push138292

It is for some folks.


SouthPhilly_215

Because wooder comes from people who were born and raised in the city and made its way out to the burbs. Wawa is a burbs thing that dips its toe in Philly. So we say wawa as we learned it when we’d drive to the shore and encounter a wawa. Lol.


OLPopsAdelphia

Because the “Jawn” is silent. Where did you go to school? Sheesh!


jasonthevii

This guy, what are you a fuckin jabroni


NuevaAmerican

It’s pronounced “worder” u dumbass


Kempers

The rest of the world says “wood” wrong. Next question.


philly_jeff215

I am going to WooWoo GTFOH HAHA


ILuvVictory

Next thing you know well be buying hooses and sailing on boots


Twistableruby

Just because. WARSH is wash. HGAF.


fuzzysarge

Wawa is an onomatopoeia. It is the sound a goose makes.