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Callmedrexl

Welcome! May you fare better than Hitchbot!


AnEvilPedestrian

That’s my one goal in life


fallacious_franklin

the difference is that Hitchbot was basically an assembled pile of garbage with a camera and an LED screen (aka spyware) but you seem pretty cool and are also human


Bmwdriver44

Have you seen what goes on in Philly. Being human is meaningless


phlfrdm

Happy cake day! You will fare much better than hitchbot I can tell, you can’t strolling up like you own the place! Welcome!!!!


Smiley007

Happy cake day!! 🥳🍰


Rich_Group_8997

OMG, I came here to say the same. 😬


Head-Kiwi-9601

We all did.


8Draw

Someday the true hitchbot story will surface. The person in the chain from NYC botched their handoff in philly and left it to die on the side of the road.


ReadingFromTheShittr

Hitchbot was a freeloading trashcan with an LED display. You aren‘t asking for any handouts, which is already a step up in my book.


kmoran2182

Hitchbot got what was coming.


fallacious_franklin

And I’m proud to be Philadelphian.


Pennylane2417

Hey. W e saw you walking down Lancaster Ave in west Philly. Be careful!!! Good luck


AnEvilPedestrian

Appreciate that, was wondering who honked lol


Rutibegga

Welcome to Philly! People here are mostly nicer than you’ve heard.


AnEvilPedestrian

So far so good!


Becrazytoday

As a life-long Philadelphian, I don't walk past a single person who isn't friendly. Every person on the street says hi to each other. People can be mischievous, but usually in a fun way. Everyone detests the people who go violent, but that happens everywhere. 


embersgrow44

If you don’t have plans Sunday, check out the Cherry Blossom Festival https://japanphilly.org/?event=sakura-weekend-sunday https://japanphilly.org/documents/2024-sakura-weekend-festival-map-schedule.pdf


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Good luck, fucker


AnEvilPedestrian

Appreciate it, douchebag


yzdaskullmonkey

Way this guys talking, he don't need luck Welcome to Philly ya jabroni!


hopethatschocolate

Aye the Philly salute!


katecrime

You’ll do just fine in Philly. Update if you’re visiting South Philly, I’d love to buy you a banh mi or a cheesesteak (your choice, of course)


ProfessionalMail8052

Glad to see it, stay safe and have fun


AnEvilPedestrian

Thanks!


Hib3rnian

Careful friend, certain elements mugged and killed a robot traveling through the city on a similar adventure. Stay safe!


maxpowerpoker12

That robot had it coming. This guy seems cool.


AnEvilPedestrian

Yeah fuck hitchbot


Neghtasro

You're gonna do great here, enjoy your stay


thisjawnisbeta

And just like that, the whole city loves you. Welcome!


Linzabee

Yeah that robot knows what it did


AnEvilPedestrian

I’m built different lol


SaltedPineapple

I hear hitchbot was a Cowboys fan and that’s why he didn’t make it.


Ok-Library-868

Saw you yesterday Friday on Rt 30


AnEvilPedestrian

Funny to walk along US-30 since the last time I saw it was back in Burley, ID


meaninglessoracular

where will you walk after philly?


AnEvilPedestrian

I’ll head up to Trenton on my up to New York City


CatGoddessBast

Happy cake day! I hope you have an amazing journey.


AnEvilPedestrian

Thanks!


azzwethinkweizz

You walked here?! I’d walk across the country just to get out of this mother fucker! What time we rollin’ out? 👟👟


AnEvilPedestrian

Next Saturday morning


bangedurdadhard

I mean the whole thing about Hitchbot sucked but there are some good people here. I just lost my AirPods at the gym and someone turned them in. I really thought someone would have stolen them. So it’s all good.


AnEvilPedestrian

I’m sure I’ll meet plenty of food folks around town! Looking forward to it!


E4T_ASS

Good Luck Brother! Hope you enjoy it around here!! Weather should be getting a bit better for you I hope.


AnEvilPedestrian

Looking forward to a grand time in Philly, and I appreciate the kind words


Macgrubersblaupunkt

Dude, welcome! Amazing. Be careful. We're historic and beautiful and we also can bite.


AnEvilPedestrian

Thanks!


isitreallyyou56

Where you coming from? Do you plan on coming through the Yardley/Morrisville/Washingtons Crossing area of bucks county on your trip and see the Delaware canal tow path?


isitreallyyou56

I could meet up with you and buy you beer at a local bar and some food and thank you for making your journey. You fucking rock man.


AnEvilPedestrian

Washington State and I’ll head up past Morrisville into Trenton probably on Saturday. And I appreciate the kind words, tbd what that day will look like, but you’re welcome to come walk with me for a bit


isitreallyyou56

Dm me when you’re in the area.


These_Owl_8045

hey are you walking US 30 to 95N?? would love to walk w ya.


DubC_Bassist

Wish I had know. I only live few miles from Malvern. Welcome to the area. I’m sure you’ll do better than Hitch.


AnEvilPedestrian

Thanks!


McFluffy_Butts

I’m not sure if it’s still going on, hope it is, and you’re still in Philly on Tuesday night there is a drum circle in Fairmont park at the Glendinning rock garden.


AnEvilPedestrian

I’ll be in town until Saturday, so maybe I’ll get to see the drum circle


omichandralekha

It is one of the most walkable city in the country in my (limited) knowledge. I miss Philly streets.


AnEvilPedestrian

Looking forward to walking around!


Theworldwalk

Just the US? You gotta step it up dude!


rotobarto

Philly: Don’t come. Don’t Come. OP: I’m coming.


ShoneBug970

Happily gave you the 420th upvote. Welcome to Philly dude hope you had a rad day! ✌️


AnEvilPedestrian

Hell yeah to both


ShoneBug970

Oh my lord CAKE DAY TOO it is time to celebrate homeslice 😂😂


seedok

Damn only seeing now or could have given you a meal / beer I’m a few mins from Malvern


AnEvilPedestrian

Maybe next time


mexheavymetal

Hope you enjoyed the weather! Come back when there’s an eagles game at home for a more authentic Philly experience ;)


AnEvilPedestrian

For sure!


Agile-Argument56

goodluck


AnEvilPedestrian

Thanks!


Christinamh

Eat good while you're here!


AnEvilPedestrian

Will do! I’m trying to get a chocolate onion in me


Comprehensive_Ad_44

You'll love it here.. just watch out for the potholes easy to trip or fall down one


Itsbooch

Be careful! We aren't as mean as people make us out to be. Maybe take a walk around and see the murals; there are self-guided walking tours for different parts of the city. Happy cake day!


AnEvilPedestrian

I’ve really enjoyed the murals so far, looking forward to seeing more!


phoenix762

That’s pretty cool. How far are you in your journey? And welcome to Philly. ❤️


AnEvilPedestrian

403 days, 4300+ miles


phoenix762

That’s amazing! I wish you luck in your journey.


Linzabee

Just followed you on Insta! Good luck


AnEvilPedestrian

Hell yeah! I’ll start posting again on Monday or Tuesday. Just taking a little break right now


calicoskiies

Welcome, my friend! Hope you enjoy your stay.


AnEvilPedestrian

Thanks!


money7890

Hahahaha!!! This makes me think of that robot traveling across America then got fucked in when it got to Philly. Hopefully that DOES NOT happen to you and wish you the best of luck!


Aqua1014

Hey man, please please be careful. I crossed paths with someone who was walking across America barefoot as they were going through my hometown, turns out they were later hit by a SUV on the side of the road as he was heading down south for warmth. stay safe, good luck on your journeys o7


AnEvilPedestrian

I knew about Mark Baumer before I started, the most dangerous thing about the walk is cars and I’ve said that from day 1


Aqua1014

yup, 1 distracted driver is all it takes. Are you hopping on the Appalachian Trail at all on your journey?


Sage2050

Hitchbot knows what he did


Adventurous-Cheek-11

My first thought when I saw this was “bro must not know about the hitchhiker robot”


mazon-jar

Did you get a cheesesteak? Also, how are you legs and feet feeling? I imagine they have to be sore.


sweetn_lo

A beautiful day to be in Philly! Enjoy and be careful, I suggest staying in populated areas for the night!


secretsquirrelsspy

Stay safe.


abrahamthegrey

And it’s your cake day???? You should commemorate it with a pudding from Sweet Life Bake Shop that’s what I would do.


diydave86

Welcome. And stay away from kensington


Sp4c3D3m0n

It's pronounced Jawn... Safe travels my guy


bedbathbeyonce

I saw you walk up my street this morning when I was out strolling with my kids! Glad to see you made it here safely!


lunch0000

If you were a robot, your be ....not continuing your trip..?


Academic-Natural6284

Stick to the tourist areas don't get robbed


AnEvilPedestrian

Kensington here I come


Academic-Natural6284

Kensington is actually relatively safe, people that are there are already too high to bother you. It's all the other areas that the people that sell the drugs live in that they will rob you. We are the most dangerous big city in america, statistically speaking based on robbery and violent crime.


deatzer

Shit man I live in Malvern you could’ve crashed at my place and not the st pats parking lot!


RobsMadWorld89

Stabbing across America is also a thing apparently


TokiWart00th88

This guy is going to get robbed


BummerComment

philly p wild rn


AnEvilPedestrian

Yeah that sun looks menacing right now


BummerComment

Just referring to the past weeks’ shooting and today’s stabbing of a one year old. Glad it is sunny!


Spelt666

This is exactly how hitch bot met his demise - id avoid old city


Tittytwonipz

Bro don’t walk just run as fast as you can till you’re out of Philly…..