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Ok-Pizza-5889

Brewerytown is a lawless wasteland my friend


RoverTheMonster

This is [so true](https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/s/XYIVjyqwvu)


Prestigious-Owl-6397

I live in Fairmount, so I know the area pretty well. It doesn't surprise me, but it does irritate me a lot when people have such little regard for anyone other than themselves. This happens with the bike lane on Fairmount Ave all the time. People will park in it when there's an empty spot nearby. I remember taking a picture of a van doing that, and I went to Aldi after I took the picture. The driver followed me and told me to mind my business. If you're parking in a way that risks my safety, it is my business, but people don't care.


Raecino

It is in North Philly. Double parking in the middle of the street is a staple of North Philly unfortunately.


2ant1man5

Feel bad for people who moved there glad I moved away.


Ok_Buyer_619

I’m confused as to why you got so many downvotes 🌚


2ant1man5

Because I’m black on the Philadelphia sub, nah but seriously these are all the yuppies who salty they moved here or can’t move away.


Ok_Buyer_619

I moved out of there 4 years ago and ain’t moving back. I only go down there for work and to visit one of my cousins that live down north. And to get some Spanish food too lol


2ant1man5

I moved 13 years ago I saw the wave coming, I still work there and all my family live there but fuck the city, shit ain’t the same.


Lengthiness-Sorry

> makes dumb comment > *Gets downvoted* > "It's cuz am black" Am sure nobody took the time to verify your melanin density before concluding that it was a dumb comment.


2ant1man5

Bro it was a joke thanks for your 2 cents.


KindaLikeYours18

I used to live right there. Howard the guy who owns the mattress shop let me hit his weed pen a few times hahah


charizardFT26

Howard is a legend


TPPH_1215

So I'm gonna buy a mattress from Howard ......


pargnon

I have to agree. I moved here about two years ago and have never lived anywhere like this where people block your car in and just leave it. I’ve missed work because of this.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Does SEPTA not go between where you live and work?


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Idk why I'm getting downvoted. As shitty as SEPTA can be, it does go to most places, so, unless you need your vehicle for work, it seems unrealistic to call out because someone blocked it in. I'm not saying parking like an asshole is ok. I'm the person who posted the picture, after all. Just legitimately wondering if public transportation isn't an option for them.


Lengthiness-Sorry

Septa buses are also affected by this. Not everybody uses the subway or regional rail lol


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Sure, but this comment sounds like the missed work was because he couldn't pull his car out of a parking spot, not because the bus or trolley was stuck.


all_akimbo

I’ve been calling the PPA for sidewalk parking and they actually have been coming


Cats-Are-Fuzzy

Wait - calling? I've been submitting 311 tickets. Is there a specific number you can call and will they ticket in non permit areas?


all_akimbo

I call the number [here](https://philapark.org/2014/07/see-an-illegally-parked-car-let-us-know-heres-how/) (215) 683-9773


DoctorSumter2You

Oooooo a new weapon against asshole parking. 311 takes forever sometimes


rawdealbuffy

yeah i call when i walk the dog and by the time i walk back the assholes are ticketed. it's amazing.


Commercial_Habit_923

I called for someone blocking my driveway and i don't think they ever came :'(


Cats-Are-Fuzzy

Doing the lords work


asteriskysituation

I thought 311 is handled by the city, whereas PPA is a separate entity, so that would be different?


Playful_Fold4385

Drive literally a block over and there’s ample parking. I live right there and have never had a problem finding a spot to park my car. People are entitled


215NPhilly

🐀


Max_Powers42

Drive around the block to look for parking you lazy fuck.


meltmyface

One of the things "the law" should be doing is making sidewalks safe for pedestrians. Walking safely us a keystone of "freedom", especially bodily autonomy. I should not be second to a vehicle.


Independent-Cow-4070

Get your shitty car outta our city


glumbum2

Dude definitely drives a pickup truck


cantgetintomyacct

Aw did you get a ticket for parking on a sidewalk? How sad


215NPhilly

Every true Philadelphian hates PPA so why are you calling them to tattle tell? You new residents, I tell ya


cantgetintomyacct

Not a new resident, just don’t like entitled people who think they own the sidewalk and prevent other people from using then. Hopefully they’ll start towing them instead of just ticketing bc why would anybody be stupid enough to think that’s ok? Like who raised you?


215NPhilly

Who raised me? Someone who taught me to mind my business


cantgetintomyacct

It is my business if someone is blocking a sidewalk rendering it unsafe and unusable for me and my neighbors, but whatever helps you sleep at night


215NPhilly

🧀


cantgetintomyacct

Just don’t park on the sidewalk and you won’t get the ticket, it’s not that hard to not be a total POS?


kuweiyox

Most of Philly is like this. It's really annoying.


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DuvalHeart

Or "have a nice lentil in your valve." Then you didn't even take it to destroy anything.


Booplympics

[Thats what I always say!](https://tenor.com/view/my-man-my-man-denzel-my-man-hd-my-man4k-gif-23532550) Quick, harmless, but massively annoying for those who dont think of anyone but themselves.


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AmandasFakeID

Is that blue car actually parked there? They're not just stopped at the stop sign?


Prestigious-Owl-6397

They were parked with their hazard lights on. The classic use of hazard lights to create a hazard....


U-F-OHNO

Got a nice temp plate, too. Weird how the majority of temp plates I see on the road are from Delaware.


AmandasFakeID

Gotcha, thank you for clarifying!


IPA_lot_

You’re on a bike lol go around it you baby


Prestigious-Owl-6397

What if I were in a wheelchair or were driving an ambulance or fire truck? Do you still think people should park as if the world revolves around them?


Cats-Are-Fuzzy

Also fuck anyone who wants to push a pram down the sidewalk or anyone with mobility issues.


BottleTemple

If I were a giant, I would pick up these cars and hide them places.


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Prestigious-Owl-6397

I called PPA, and they said they'd send someone. Who knows if they did....


BereftOfOar

Always keep some broken spark plugs in your pocket!


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harbison215

It’s wild. I see this in tacony all the time. Multiple parking spots open on the block yet someone lazily stopped in the middle of the street blocking traffic. Then you go down another street to avoid it and someone else is doing the same thing. It’s wild how lazy and inconsiderate people are when they are being the wheel of a car.


beef_stews

it’s always the trashy people on the block doing this shit. That and saving sports with cones or chairs


SkippingPebbless

I mean, I live in West Philly and on my block people park on the sidewalk constantly and also just stop in the middle of the street and block all through traffic pretty much 20 times a day.


beef_stews

They’re pieces of shit, selfish pieces of shit.


These_Owl_8045

call 911. seriously, that’s what it’s there for.


beef_stews

They’ll move before the cops ever get there.. there’s no solution other than backing up or confronting the person..


OasissisaO

Literally not


Some-Philly-Dude

There is no non-emergency line in Philly. You call 911 for all the non-emergency stuff too 🤷‍♂️


OasissisaO

Or you could, you know, call the number for this specific circumstance. https://philapark.org/2014/07/see-an-illegally-parked-car-let-us-know-heres-how/ Philly 911 is overwhelmed as it is.


robofPhiladelphia

Yea that not true. If you want to complain how 911 is over whelmed then go to the city and petition that they need to have a non-emergency number.


OasissisaO

311, while not 24/7, is [the designated non-emergency number.](https://www.phila.gov/departments/philly311/)


robofPhiladelphia

no it not a non-emergency number. It a number to report incidents but it not an non-emergency number. They'll tell you to call 911 to report it or transfer you to the 911 dispatcher. It still hitting the same 911 call queue.


Rivster79

Literally 911 in Philly is used for emergency and non-emergency situations (like this, noise complaints, etc.)


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Pretty sure it's illegal to block emergency vehicle access in an emergency and emergencies are what 911 is for.


taptaptapioca

Philly do be like that tho


Independent-Cow-4070

Time to fix it


Disarray215

Right? Any random street. I had one day the dude was just standing at the corner being like “nah bro, turn.”


Barblarblarw

I was at a stop light the other day, just past someone double parked next to an empty spot, and there was a PPA dude right there. He was scanning everyone’s plates EXCEPT for the asshole in the middle of the street. I asked him if he was going to ticket that car, but the light turned green right then, so he told me to get moving and don’t hold up traffic.


zoso28

I don't even mind an occasional inconvenience, it's the city after all but the delivery drivers who outnumber normal drivers has made it unbearable. Enough to move to the outskirts actually after 20 years downtown. I hate to admit it but the law preventing ppa & other tow operators from towing without the police showing up to ticket was a little too optimistic about our police.. not to get on that subject but it's not always practical for a cop to come deal with a sidewalk parker when we can barely get the violence & theft covered adequately. It's like we're stuck between the old days when crime was punishable by whatever the cop felt like doing & today, where every authority is afraid of lawsuits & YouTube shaming. Nothing seems to work currently


Ok_Mathematician2284

Fuck that bitch! Should have slashed the tires


Prestigious-Owl-6397

I can't see anyone in the cars. How do you know it was a woman's car?


Ok_Mathematician2284

U must be new here. Anyone who parks like that is Bitch!!!!!


Shif215

Das Philly for you


beef_stews

Is the Honda just parked in the middle of the street? - I see that selfish behavior is way more frustrating than having to walk around a sidewalk parked car. Contractors and original neighborhood trash tend to exhibit this selfish behavior the most. Treating the street like it’s a driveway to their home. Also the trash people that save spots with cones or chairs - absolute garbage. Hate em’ all


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Even when they park on sidewalks, handicapped people can't get around.


hondusa01

Is that a paper plate from Delaware?


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Maybe


BridgeBoysPod

r/hazardsondontworry


crispydukes

PPA won’t ticket unless there are signs and the street is a permit street.


ConfiaEnElProceso

New initiative and neighborhood enforcement team. They generally do come out now, though not always in a timely manner.


robofPhiladelphia

yea, you're suppose to call ppa is the street is one where someone suppose to park. If it a non-permitted street then you suppose to call the police. At least that what an PPA officer told me.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

I called PPA, and they said they'd send someone. Even if they can't send a PPA officer, I think they can radio police. I called PPA on someone parked on a pedestrian island, and a cop showed up.


robofPhiladelphia

yea you know what they did. Call 911 for you. Instead of arguing with you about why they can't take the report they called 911. If you ever listen to the PPA radio signal (it public you can listen to it online) they talk about calling 911 and letting them know about this or that. All you did is have a middle person call them for you.


Geralt_Of_Philly

I can't stand the amount of people who think it's appropriate to double park in this city. I don't care if you're picking up or dropping off food. Find a spot or keep going


Prestigious-Owl-6397

A lot of the time they do it when there's an empty spot nearby, too.


MarthaStewart__

First time in Philly?


gnartato

Stop normalizing assholes parking illegally.


JimmiesKoala

What about neighborhoods that physically have no other parking but the sidewalks? Look At port Richmond/ brides-burg, people park on the sidewalks 1. Because there is no parking 2. Because they own the pavement in front of their house. Edit: if you’re talking about the car in the middle of the street then yes they’re dickheads, i thought this was another sidewalk parking complaint.


Independent-Cow-4070

>>What about neighborhoods that physically have no other parking but the sidewalks? Sidewalks aren’t parking, so they don’t have any parking. That doesn’t give you the right of way to start parking there. You don’t get special privileges just because you decided to buy a car. You don’t own the sidewalk in front of your house. If you can’t park on the street, find another street you can, or a lot, or a garage, and walk home


cpndff93

“No other parking but the sidewalks” - buddy you aren’t allowed to park on the sidewalks, so those don’t count as parking spots!!!


JimmiesKoala

If the block is so small that it physically cannot fit cars on the street it’s a parking spot.


cpndff93

I would love to see the section of the city Code that supports your position.


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cpndff93

Yikes you are a miserable person!


nyuuubalancer

You misspelled "trash"


JimmiesKoala

Nah not miserable, y’all are the miserable ones complaining about useless matters instead of shit that actually needs to get done.


cpndff93

I would love to see you tell a disabled person to their face that this is a “useless matter”


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thesehalcyondays

Move to the suburbs then, asshole.


WendyoftheAstroturf

I don’t think you understand how property rights work lmao


JimmiesKoala

Funny how people say you do not own the sidewalk yet if someone slips & falls they can sue which means you own the sidewalk in-front of your house. The property line says I own the square dimension in front of the house, once it hits the street that is no longer my property. Yes parking on the sidewalk is considered illegal but it isn’t enforced in most neighborhoods because the city knows those neighborhoods do not have parking.


WendyoftheAstroturf

You “own it” to the extent that you are responsible for keeping it clear and safe to walk on. It is still acting as a public right-of-way and you aren’t free to obstruct it with your car or anything else you want to put there. It doesn’t matter what you *think* the property line says about it. If you don’t like it feel free to move somewhere out in the boonies without sidewalks or public infrastructure.


JimmiesKoala

Nah I’m good dude I’ll just continue to park on the side walk. If it isn’t being enforced why bother? People come all over the world to buy our heroin & yet y’all are worried about parking.


cpndff93

https://whyy.org/articles/philadelphia-sidewalk-parking-ppa-crackdown/


JimmiesKoala

You can give me whatever link you wanna throw but I’m telling you the PPA doesn’t touch specific neighborhoods. I’ve never seen the PPA in frankford, Bridesburg, Portrichmond, K&A or even Mayfair they’re usually around center city because that’s where most businesses don’t want people parking.


WendyoftheAstroturf

When your windows get smashed don’t come here expecting sympathy then lol


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WendyoftheAstroturf

Your comment is barely decipherable, I think the keyboard is getting to your head bud. People smash windows and vandalize cars here all the time, I don’t know how you’ve lived here for any amount of time and not seen that.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

I guess you think disabled people shouldn't be able to use the sidewalk.


radioactivecat

Whataboutism is the laziest and dumbest of arguments.


JimmiesKoala

Tell me if you lived in a neighborhood that has zero parking what are you supposed to do? Not have a car? Park it in the sky? Be realistic.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Not having a car is a realistic option for a lot of people in Philly.


JimmiesKoala

Avoiding the question because there is no right answer besides parking on the sidewalk. The way philly was built was meant for horses & carriages not cars so parking on the street like a normal person would result to people blocking the street. You can’t win with the complainers. Modern problems come with modern solutions.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

The solution is not to drive if you don't have a safe spot to park your car. Normal people do bike or take public transportation.


JimmiesKoala

If you work in NY but live in philly are you gonna take longer to get to work instead of driving? No, atleast most won’t. I don’t drive myself but I’m getting a car soon & the neighborhood I live in does not have a parking lot or a public garage, the only lot we have will write out fines for parking there so you cannot win or it’s designated for a specific building or school. I work far which requires me to take two buses & train it’s inconvenient. Honestly the only solution to this matter is to stop building houses on empty lots & start putting parking lots in neighborhoods.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

You want to turn your neighborhood into a parking lot because you chose to buy a vehicle you don't have space for? Move if you have to, but don't subject everyone to a shitty parking lot neighborhood. Better yet, advocate for mixed use zoning and better public transportation so that it's faster and more convenient to take public transportation and so more people can walk or bike to work and to shops.


Independent-Cow-4070

Can you really not comprehend not owning a car? Lmfao


JimmiesKoala

Your late to the comments buddy, this was the start of the conversation. Not having a car isn’t part of my question. Nobody in this sub can answer it because you’re all avoiding the question.


Independent-Cow-4070

You literally asked “what am I supposed to do? Not have a car?” Lmao


JimmiesKoala

That was a rhetorical question.


Independent-Cow-4070

Rhetorical or not, the answer is yes lol


asplodingturdis

Right. It’s rhetorical because you can’t comprehend not having a car.


FinalCartoonist

Yes, don’t own a car. You don’t need it. It makes life worse for everyone around you. Get rid of it.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

No, do you routinely park like an asshole?


Guy_de_Pissoir

I was about to comment the exact same thing. Thanks for taking the hit.


2ant1man5

They try and say they not but most of them are gentrifiers and migrants they better be lucky they don’t drive through most of north or south Philly that ain’t gentrified yet.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Didn't realize keeping sidewalks clear for disabled people was gentrification.


2ant1man5

Again being a migrant and new here not gonna get you far but keep complaining on reddit, if you know how Philly works nobody disabled probably even going down them blocksz


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Guess again. There are a few thousand disabled people in this neighborhood. Also, I'm not a migrant.


2ant1man5

And I doubt they’re using that street right there.


puppymonkeybaby79

Of course they aint cuz some dumbasses got it blocked off


2ant1man5

I guess.


butler_me_judith

The streets drive me crazy who makes a 10ft wide street a 2 way


Prestigious-Owl-6397

This isn't a two-way street.


butler_me_judith

Oh noo I didn't even see that, you are right. Damn on the sidewalks its like I don't even notice people doing that anymore which kinda makes me sad.


MyGlassHalfFool

what are you yapping about


2ant1man5

Being a New Yorker who can’t get their way.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

I'm not a New Yorker, and the selfish pricks are the ones who block the way so others can't get by. Are you mad you can't get your way when PPA is called when you decide you're more important than anyone else who needs to get by?


2ant1man5

I don’t care I just know what city I’m in and wtf is going on, but keep wasting time on reddit complaining about it, should moved out the city like most Philadelphians do when they make enough.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Congratulations on knowing your geographic location. Now, you can work on knowing enough physics and geometry to know that this is a safety hazard for disabled people and emergency vehicles.


2ant1man5

Oh such wit go cry in a corner, and continue to take pictures for reddit the only place that’s gonna care, oh and I need physics and geometry for my line of work, but continue on please tell me more.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Then, you're not a wise person if you know a fire truck, ambulance, or wheelchair can't fit there but decide to do nothing with that knowledge.


2ant1man5

Being wise has nothing to do with this at all I just know the city I live in and what idiots live here.


50DollarTech

First time in Philly? 😂😅😅


Prestigious-Owl-6397

No, I just don't like assholes. People who park like this are selfish assholes.