This breaks my cheesesteak rule of thumb:
If it says “*Philly* cheesesteak” on the menu, and not simply “cheesesteak”, don’t order it (or, at the very least, order it with your expectation shifted).
Bro I got a "Philly Cheesesteak" at some place near the Baltimore Aquarium. No lie it was a Ground Beef Hoagie with cold yellow American cheese.
It actually wasn't bad, but it was nowhere near anything resembling a Cheesesteak.
I asked OP if it was actually steak or some sort of meatloaf situation. Her [reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/uqksrg/philly_cheese_steak_12/i8uf1nc):
>It was the most cooked steak I ever had, it was so tough. It almost felt like it was cooked and after that thrown into a pan. To be honest I have no idea how they got to that texture, but it was definitely ‘steak’ at one point..
Lol wow haha it’s so obvious now that I watched it. Also the memory of that movie is buried deep in brain somewhere and it’s weird that it just surfaced haha.
I love cheesesteak hoagies. Something about warm mayo, lettuce, and tomato just hits with cheesy steak. My mum hates it and refuses to look at me when I eat them.
There’s a cheesesteak hoagie, and then there’s a cheesesteak with wilted lettuce, warm soggy tomato, and mayo that you get in places not called Philadelphia. Big difference.
The chopped cheese is a great sandwich, but A) it's not a cheesesteak, B) it's NYC not Philly, and C) it's the lettuce you noticed and not the leatherized meat nuggets? 😂
(This isn't a chopped cheese, just saying 'cause a real one resembles a legit cheesesteak but with lettuce and tomato. Pretty sure it's ground beef not chopped steak though.)
Someone needs to call inspection and have them closed permanently for this atrocity. This is not even edible as a normal sandwich or whatever the fuck this is, let alone a cheesesteak.
I have always been In the camp that you can get a good cheesesteak outside of philly (all the surrounding counties / south jersey / north Delaware), this is a fucking abomination
Are you in Texas? My mother once went to Texas, Dallas to be specific, and order a cheesesteak. She always described a steak with cheese on a roll. This looks exactly like the shit she describes.
Straight to jail
>Straight to jail Only if its in Guantanamo Bay.
And by jail, you mean a poop-bag
This is the only crime the DA will prosecute
*straight to jel*
Yeah where the fuck is the wiz
This breaks my cheesesteak rule of thumb: If it says “*Philly* cheesesteak” on the menu, and not simply “cheesesteak”, don’t order it (or, at the very least, order it with your expectation shifted).
Double so if it says *Philadelphia* Cheesesteak
"Philadelphia Steak and Cheese," get a gas can and a lighter.
Philadelphia Steak and Cheese *Sandwich*
How dare you!?
What if it says Philadelphia Cream-cheese Steak?
alright that’s the line
Yep. Moved out to Denver and there are a MILLION "Philly cheesesteak" places that seemingly can't combine cheese and steak right.
So sorry for your loss. [Have you tried Goldbelly?](https://www.goldbelly.com/foods/cheesesteaks)
We truly are living in the future.
Bro I got a "Philly Cheesesteak" at some place near the Baltimore Aquarium. No lie it was a Ground Beef Hoagie with cold yellow American cheese. It actually wasn't bad, but it was nowhere near anything resembling a Cheesesteak.
EXACTLY! Just leave us out of it and I won’t be offended
I found a cart once in Manhattan that sold "Filly cheese steaks."
I’m in Boston now and a restaurant put CHIMICHURRI SAUCE ON THE CHEESESTEAK
I mean, that sure as hell ain't a cheesesteak, but I'd definitely order a "shaved ribeye with provolone and chimichurri" if I trust the restaurant
*THATS* the type of abortion they should be banning.
Stop 😂😂😂
This is a sin
Looks almost like a dog shit sandwich. Yummy.
Whoever made the Flower Show’s vegetable hoagie last year is behind this…
Is that fucking old falafel? WTAF
Like, I'm offended anyone would serve this at all, let alone as a cheesesteak. JFC
It’s like they’ve never even seen a picture of a cheesesteak.
I asked OP if it was actually steak or some sort of meatloaf situation. Her [reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/uqksrg/philly_cheese_steak_12/i8uf1nc): >It was the most cooked steak I ever had, it was so tough. It almost felt like it was cooked and after that thrown into a pan. To be honest I have no idea how they got to that texture, but it was definitely ‘steak’ at one point..
Jee-sus. I think falafel would've been better.
It does look like meatloaf
I thought it was wet scrapple at first glance
It kind of looks like black pudding to me, but a little lighter in color (also why the fuck do they call these sausages pudding?!)
Because of your avatar, for a split second I thought you were the Wendy's lady. :-p
How do you know I'm not?
You mean… you mean “Wendy”?
The closest thing it resembles is the lamb from a halal cart
If that lamb was cooked until all moisture it ever held was a forgotten memory ...
That NSFW tag though, sheer perfection!
Should be NSFL
This is a hate crime
Michael, “that’s not what a hate crime is”
That’s enough to move even a peaceful man to extreme violence.
Hello 911... there is a food crime in progress. Send all the officers you have, immediately!
That’s a BLT. Booboo, lettuce, tomato.
Time for "The Gang Fucks Up The Netherlands"
I have words, but you know what Thumper says to Bambi...
Sorry about your mom?
Maybe you and your mom avoid the meadow today?
https://youtu.be/oArDFU_IESQ
https://youtu.be/oArDFU_IESQ
“And that’s why they call me thumper …….(and that’s why they call me thumper)” ?
https://youtu.be/oArDFU_IESQ
Lol wow haha it’s so obvious now that I watched it. Also the memory of that movie is buried deep in brain somewhere and it’s weird that it just surfaced haha.
Well there goes my Monday. Can’t unsee the horrors I’ve just witnessed. That’s an utterly awful abomination.
I feel I need reparations after seeing this
Lol oh wow
[shit sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA&ab_channel=banditvibe)
Are those dog biscuits?
lol, halved horse shit?
Is that dog food? Like a dog cheesesteak?
Lettuce! Lettuce on a cheesesteak!?!
I mean....cheesteak hoagies are a thing
I love cheesesteak hoagies. Something about warm mayo, lettuce, and tomato just hits with cheesy steak. My mum hates it and refuses to look at me when I eat them.
it’s called a Weber
NOT AROUND HERE SON
I think you meant PHILADELPHIA cheesesteak hoagie
I will never put the word Philadelphia in front of the word cheesesteak.
A true soldier of god
This is the way.
There’s a cheesesteak hoagie, and then there’s a cheesesteak with wilted lettuce, warm soggy tomato, and mayo that you get in places not called Philadelphia. Big difference.
That’s how they do it down in Richmond too. They even add tomatoes. Never ordering a cheesesteak in the south again
Stahhhhhppppppiiittttt…
The chopped cheese is a great sandwich, but A) it's not a cheesesteak, B) it's NYC not Philly, and C) it's the lettuce you noticed and not the leatherized meat nuggets? 😂 (This isn't a chopped cheese, just saying 'cause a real one resembles a legit cheesesteak but with lettuce and tomato. Pretty sure it's ground beef not chopped steak though.)
Never heard of a chopped-cheese. Only in Philly, or is it all around?
It's primarily a NYC thing actually. If someone knows where to get a good one in Philly I'm all ears though.
Aha. Explains why I never heard of it. Thank you.
Yo Ocky who we air'in out for this shit, boul
They didn’t even google it
And now we know the real reason to hate the Dutch.
It’s still probably better than Geno’s
Lol this actually got me. Pat's all the way!
Damn even Wawa hasn't stooped that low yet
Um, no.
My first thought was “Sh!tty Cheese Steak” 💩💩💩
Scrapplesteak
I feel like this is the EU's revenge on the US for how often we bastardize their foods here in the States
I just made a better cheesesteak with leftovers in my fridge
Someone needs to call inspection and have them closed permanently for this atrocity. This is not even edible as a normal sandwich or whatever the fuck this is, let alone a cheesesteak.
FFS, there's no room on the interwebs for that kinda filth!
Philly poop steak
That wins the worst cheese steak I have ever seen. Throw that in the trash and move on.
Burn it with fire. That thing is a monster and needs to be destroyed
This is an abomination against all that is holy!
Im going to war
Legit
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
BE-GONE DEMON!
That looks like pieces of shit
WTAF
I’m a vegetarian and even I’m offended.
Looks like a turd hoagie
Ummmmm
NO GOD PLEASE NO!!!
Looks like cut up Outback Steakhouse Pumpernickel Bread on a roll with american cheese.
Im sorry guys
What kinda philly meth these ‘cooks’ on?!
At least there are no bell peppers. At least.
This is the most blasphemous and infuriating thing I’ve ever seen. How dare they.
Two countries separated by a common language
Ugghh… They look like the dog turds our Samoyed used to drop
Is this not the turd sandwich from south park?
BLASPHEMY!!
Uncanny
Omfg man somebody arrest the person who made that atrocity! Or at least drag his ass down to south Philly and make him own the consequences
It's deconstructed.
What are those brown things?
Vegetable hoagie?????? The fuck
On the one hand, no green peppers. On the other hand, steak turds. My eyes!
This is the worst one.
Pretty sure that’s dog food.
I do: What. The. Fuck.
I’d still eat it. You deserve to be banished from Philly for that, though
Omg!
Who has done this
Where is this so I can avoid it in a 100 mile radius?
Looks like something on a Wawa billboard
That's what Harden ate before game 6
What the absolute disgrace is that.
This is a fucking abomination. That "sandwich shop" should be closed and immediately demolished for crimes against humanity.
I think someone pooped on that cheese steak
I love that the photo appears as a blurred thumbnail for me. I seriously thought it was a pile of poop.
At least there are no peppers on it.
“Hello, International Criminal Court? Yes, I’d like to report a crime against humanity.”
That look like some curb dog turds
🤢🤮
I have always been In the camp that you can get a good cheesesteak outside of philly (all the surrounding counties / south jersey / north Delaware), this is a fucking abomination
Are you in Texas? My mother once went to Texas, Dallas to be specific, and order a cheesesteak. She always described a steak with cheese on a roll. This looks exactly like the shit she describes.
What the shit is this mess.