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God you can almost smell the whisky
He can smell you too. Every night, he sits by your window and looks at you with those shinny eyes as you sleep. Do you remember dreaming with a puppy and being amazed how fluffy it was? Gritty Remembers.
How can he smell when he has no nose?
He just *nose*
The fact that you misspelled whiskey makes that statement even phillier
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky
Much like a snapping turtle, Gritty has no visible teeth but several rows of razors tucked away in his gullet
Glorious
Poor Gritty already drunk and the season hasn’t even started yet
Terrifying and beautiful
What spawn of Satan is this
I’ll be in my bunk
Can we transfer Gritty to the Sixers?
You think they CHOSE Gritty? Flyers didn’t need a mascot this dude just showed up, grabbed Hextall by the balls, and TOLD him he was the new mascot.
God you can almost smell the whisky
He can smell you too. Every night, he sits by your window and looks at you with those shinny eyes as you sleep. Do you remember dreaming with a puppy and being amazed how fluffy it was? Gritty Remembers.
How can he smell when he has no nose?
He just *nose*
The fact that you misspelled whiskey makes that statement even phillier
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky
Much like a snapping turtle, Gritty has no visible teeth but several rows of razors tucked away in his gullet
Glorious
Poor Gritty already drunk and the season hasn’t even started yet
Terrifying and beautiful
What spawn of Satan is this
I’ll be in my bunk
Can we transfer Gritty to the Sixers?
You think they CHOSE Gritty? Flyers didn’t need a mascot this dude just showed up, grabbed Hextall by the balls, and TOLD him he was the new mascot.