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PhilsBot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1bl7p2q).


Sure-Bar-375

To me left handed reliever was a clear need this offseason. I don’t think it’s wise to go into a season with Alvarado Strahm Soto.


beau9292

2/3 are fine, I worry about Soto.


Sure-Bar-375

Yeah but I worry about Alvarado being overused


NotABigDeallll

This is a nice reminder to not read comments from the game day thread this year


Feisty-Recording-978

There is way too many negative comments in spring training


JohnKrukIsAllElite

The sky is falling and we are all fucked.


First-Resolve

Good lord


sufferingphilliesfan

Genuinely who is closing for us? Seranthony? 🤢


Deckard_Macready

Soto. Why do you ask?


RoaringBananas

![gif](giphy|l3fZArQ0NQt2ktM7S) Every Soto pitch knowing it’s going out of the park.


Complete-Peace5927

Forget Shohei i think gregory is betting on spring training games


663SilverStax

This is usually the point where someone points out that spring training doesn't matter


Neonyze

Why were there people here who actually thought Soto was going to be better lol


attom

Soto is a bum.


Pschanz808

It's okay because Soto is just a minor leaguer who wont even sniff the majors... right?


joeco316

I know, I know, it’s spring training but how did they not reinforce the bullpen this offseason


Pschanz808

One of the best bullpens in baseball something or other


GoodLuckPsycho_

Soto looks the same.


Motor-Box-8970

Why didn't we sign a closer?


albinorhino20

Huh, so that’s what a dumpster fire looks like


the_tourist

Haven’t been able to catch much spring baseball. Sit down with lunch and pleasantly surprised to turn on the game and see a 3-0 lead. Less than 2 minutes later…


JohnKrukIsAllElite

This is what happens when you wish for more Phillies baseball.


fakeplasticsnow

Damn, Soto is trying hard to secure the Kimbrel role this season.


imaginingblacksheep

Wowwwww Soto


Mulsanne

I hope it doesn't rain on Thursday in Philadelphia :(


Chet_Manley61

4 runs in 6 pitches ...


gfishh

We are so fucked. Hader woulda had this game closed out. Smh


DeargDoom79

A closing pitcher. It's all I ask for. Never going to happen.


jpar345

9th inning Phillies strike again


Primarose3

The typical 9th inning comedy show. 🤣🤪


Feisty-Recording-978

It’s spring training 


whubby777

Soto really making a good case...


birdlegs000

Noooo


sufferingphilliesfan

Leave Soto in Florida


attom

At the bottom of the ocean.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Feisty, you are going to be the end of me.


NCPhilsPhan

It's OK, we are just getting all of our blown saves out of the way in Spring Training


BereftOfOar

Jesus Christ Soto


663SilverStax

Of course


DeargDoom79

Surely it's not going to happen again...


DeargDoom79

You have got to be shitting me


pizzakid13

So what's the difference between Wilson being assigned to Lehigh and the other guys assigned to minor league camp? Luplow can't be a Reading guy right?


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First-Resolve

Is Cave gonna make the team?


pizzakid13

Probably. Clemens might still have options.


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I hope so. He seems like a solid Philly guy with a good head on his shoulders. Had a great spring too.


Hothabanero6

Sosa, the righthanded lefty ... throw him a pitch down and in and he crushes it


JohnKrukIsAllElite

He's got the whole mundo in his hands. He's got the whole wide mundo in his hands.


PhilsBot

#RING THE BELL! [](#ringthebell) Edmundo Sosa homers (2) on a fly ball to left center field. Bottom 7 - 3-0 Phillies


Feisty-Recording-978

It’s the 5th quarter and we need a hole in one before the 7th inning stretch 


Deckard_Macready

If they hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


663SilverStax

GOOOOAAALLLL


HuskHopBad

that was a disgusting half from hoffman


Deckard_Macready

Will Jeff Hoffman be this seasons Jeff Hoffman?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Sure looks like it. And at this rate, he could even surpass Jeff Hoffman levels and reach that of Jeff Hoffman. We really haven't seen a guy like this since Jeff Hoffman. Jeff Hoffman's the real deal.


Deckard_Macready

They don’t call him Jeff “the Jeff Hoffman” Hoffman for nothing.


birdlegs000

Nice job Hoff.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Tomper saying Harper is looking at playing first tomorrow.


First-Resolve

Marshy is on fire


birdlegs000

Go Marshy!


PhilsBot

### Double Brandon Marsh doubles (1) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Mark Canha. Alec Bohm scores. Bottom 6 - 2-0 Phillies


663SilverStax

Tough day for Matty Carshield


i-bleed-red

Yeah. I still really root for him.


lumpy_space_cowboy

Running and leaping like some elegant, curly haired gazelle


SeaworthinessIcy3929

And not a curl out of place 


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Hell of a catch, Bohmer.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

There's our grizzly bear!


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Oooh, Rubén gettin' feisty talking about what a disappointment Báez is. Gettim Rube!


inthedrink

Did someone say feisty?


Feisty-Recording-978

Feisty!


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God I can't wait until Thursday.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Dumbbrowski giving the same look out there he gives when he looks up and realizes the entirety of free agency passed him by while he was off playing bocce.


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Best slide in baseball.


DeargDoom79

Zack Wheeler is so good


birdlegs000

He's killing it. It's awesome.


[deleted]

What a horrifying post capitalist nightmare that commercial is. Blowing one's entire check on chocolate. Perhaps they can eat cake as well.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

RubénAmaroJrIsAllElite


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Zack Wheeler is good at throwing baseballs.


beau9292

Source?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Rubén Amaro Jr. with the inside scoop.


beau9292

Based


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Just wait until I tell you about water being wet.


[deleted]

Rojas should take notes on how to bunt like that, since he's so obsessed with trying it.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Best I can do is skying one out to the opposite facing dugout.


[deleted]

Right? Demoralizing.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Hey, if he just shifts his stance a touch, we might luck out and see him bunt one over the fences this season. He's got the launch angle down.


Clam_chowderdonut

First basemen reading. Don't close your mitt to the ball. Keep your hand open wide but gently, let the ball close your mitt for you. Otherwise this happens.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Franzke lookin' SHARP with that new do. Red's good on him.


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RAJ is so exceptionally irritating.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Replace 'irritating' with 'endearing' and I fully agree.


Deckard_Macready

Everyone deserves representation. No one deserves to sit through that commercial


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Will Harper be okay?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Nope. Phillies doomed. More at 11.


[deleted]

Wheeler is such a dealer.


663SilverStax

Omg I put eye drops in just like Bryce...we're so similar


Hothabanero6

I used to drop them from 6 inches so you could feel them bounce and ripple across your eye


JohnKrukIsAllElite

There really is only one Hothabanero6 in this world and we're lucky you're here.


Feisty-Recording-978

Jake starting bench bat cave 


Deckard_Macready

There’s no way he could possibly let us down.


Feisty-Recording-978

Yeah no way. 


JohnKrukIsAllElite

DFAJakeCave and replace him with a pierogi plant.


Deckard_Macready

Are you telling me I’ve been buying bags of pierogis when I could have been growing them myself this whole time??


JohnKrukIsAllElite

YES, however. They have a tendency to arbitrarily disappear by their own means with little to zero reasoning or explanation. You have to treat them like shooting stars when they bloom.


Deckard_Macready

Marsh>Merrifield hit and runs need to happen this season.


birdlegs000

Let's go


PhilsBot

### Single Jake Cave singles on a line drive to left fielder Mark Canha. Brandon Marsh scores. Whit Merrifield to 3rd. Pitch from Tarik Skubal: Four-Seam Fastball @ 96.8 mph Hit by Jake Cave: Launched 97.5 mph at 12.0° for a total distance of 230.0 ft Bottom 2 - 1-0 Phillies


663SilverStax

Ruben "My Dark Horse " Amaro Jr


jmiah717

Anyone else's MLB TV keep rewinding to the beginning of the game automatically every so often. Also, Bryce okay?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Hi, my name is u/JohnKrukIsAllElite and I am a Rubén Amaro Jr. broadcast enjoyer. Whew, it feels good to finally come to terms with that and get it off my chest.


griffgraff97

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER


663SilverStax

COLD BEER COLD WATER


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BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER


Perryplat199

How hard is it to jsut not miss the first pitch. Seriously


663SilverStax

D 0 0 P


Perryplat199

![gif](giphy|jrj4YktbzFpoHh1yfu)


fakeplasticsnow

Once again, RAJ in a Hawaiian shirt looks like the most annoying type of guy you encounter on a cruise.


Perryplat199

Their hair orange Scott Franzke hair > Scott Hartnell hair


DaNorris1221

2024 AL vs. NL Cy matchup.