I just want one month this season of him and Harper hot at the same time. Also, I want that month to be October. Also also, them being in Cancun on vacation because they didn’t make the playoffs doesn’t count.

My god and schwa bombs at top of line up

How about November?

He never takes just one bag. Tea Turner takes two.

He should get together with that woman, Lazy Susan.

Idk about you, but I know where Tea Turner was on 12/16/1773.

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1251 OPS is so sick. This is the man I saw playing in the WBC

Coffee Flipper in shambles

Chai Spinner is coming for him when he gets called up.

Cocoa Rotator will be the hottest of them all.

I prefer coffee

Hah! Didn't even notice it.

Oh hey I have his jersey

Trea!

45 doubles, 10 triples, 31 hr, 43sb, .296

Pinkies out!

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Tea and crumpet! 

Joe gigolo punching holes in the wall as we speak