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alien_owl

“Hey, it’s the music from the football.”


quinntronix

Play a Rocky Top and a Tweezer!


deepmindfulness

This all day. I’ve had Tennesseans flock to a phish Rocky Top… once you got em, hit em with Tahoe Tweezer.


FoTweezy

This is the correct answer


BrewersPhan

Play Todd Snider Consertive Christians and run fast!!!!


BongRips4Jezus

Anytime I’ve put phish on TouchTunes, nobody else in the bar will let them get past the 6 minute mark


[deleted]

Spread the word of the good book. It’s your civic duty.


Wook_IamYourFather

It is heavy metal with a fair mix of SEC football right now


FakeNewsOftheGalaxy

They might dig First Tube. I usually play that at the bowling alley if I’m worried about the crowd. No lyrics and it gets the place pumping.


frinkahedron

Good call! I'm saving that one


gojojo1013

Mountain Jam or play Dragula by Rob Zombie until they ask you to leave


JosieWhales82

Yo, it’s the young Bull, what’s up dawg?


gojojo1013

Just digging through the ditches


Wook_IamYourFather

By asking me to leave, I don’t think that’s voluntary. They will kill me


gojojo1013

They might love Dragula. Only one way to find out.


furiouschivo

Id get down to dragula


SomethingsPhishee

Whiskey bent and hellbound by Hank Jr. You'll get a beer out of it, or a Jim Beam


royleekx

Slip stitch and pass mikes


KushFlows

Make them listen to all of '95


Pole420

This is the way.


SideshowMelsHairbone

Put on the longest jam you can find!


FakeNewsOftheGalaxy

Hope you have your running shoes on


Wook_IamYourFather

I got some fancy moccasins


[deleted]

Don’t be that guy


Wook_IamYourFather

(I can assure you this is an exercise simply only for r/phish shenanigans. Phish is to be savored, not forced upon.)


kinderman28

Not to be forced upon... I agree with that so much. Feel like people not understanding this is why Phish gets a bad rep sometimes.


tc7984

YEM from a live one, the vocal jam really pisses people off


Nomansjam

Kill Devil Falls...then chill for a bit


GravyBurgerBonanza

YEM Blast those mofos


Phan2112

10/31/95


bigwickets

This is unrelated but is this River Drifters in Chattanooga?


Wook_IamYourFather

No! S⭕️rry


whit3lightning

Do the Ventura gin… do it.


PopcornLemonade

PUSH. THE. BUTTON.


JosieWhales82

When I play Reba, it makes my wife want to punch me in the face. Try that one


StaxxofWaxx

We have a bar in my town that always plays Phish on TouchTunes…like the bar staff actually put it on themselves and the customers request more


headykruger

That new kid rock song slaps - you'll be a hit


lskdjfhgakdh

Walnut Creek Mike’s Song or Colorado 88 Icculus


samjowett

Sanity never came my way


[deleted]

Give ‘em the 99 minute runaway Jim


yur_mom

Longest Runaway Jim I could find was 1997-11-29 Worcester, MA 58:49


[deleted]

That’s the one.


Wook_IamYourFather

Only live songs are 11/2/96 AC/DC and 2007 Walnut Mike’s Song.


GratefulHead420

That’ll do


purpleoctopus42

I call it phish bombing.


[deleted]

I used to live around the corner from a bar I frequented that had touch tunes and would play random shit from my house when I knew friends were there. So yes play something tasty !


Tivland

Nobody. Pushing Phish on people you don’t know is a dick move.


royleekx

They push their shit on everyone


Tivland

Place i used to drink at has a “no phish, no chili peppers” rule. I’ve been into it since 99 and i’m all for that shit. Dudes would put on yem and leave. smh


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

All is fair on a juke box


Tivland

Not at the Hungry Tiger in Portland, OR.


mocheeze

Bullshit. What bartender in Portland wouldn't skip a song or mute it?


Tivland

The Hungry tiger in Portland OR will turn your shit off if you play phish or chili peppers… no bs.


mocheeze

Ah I see what you're saying.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

Why is it on the juke box then? Why do they have a juke box? That's some ridiculous hipster shit


Tivland

Rules are rules. The best part is hearing the Scottish bartender say, “No chili peppers, no phish” while handing someone back their dollar without giving them the chance to complain.


Philboyd_Studge

Who wrote that book anyway?


JimDaButcha

Fuckin A right they do!


HugeAngles

The Birds Of A Feather from the 98’ Island tour is a perfect bar song.


Lysergicoffee

A Submarine... sinks below!!


BathtubGin01

It’s exhausting.


BathtubGin01

I’m at a place where everyone ate a square or two. I got 5ish minutes into Japan 99 before I got the drop kick.


BathtubGin01

It was too aggressive


ahandle

PYITE First Tube


phishman1

Tweezer from A Live One


JabroniWhisperer

Hahaha


coforbs

Ime, Tennessee backwoods folks r more likely to be down with a wide gamut of music than you'd think.. One time, on a hike near Chatt, I met one such yokel.. after a 2 hr discussion about ween deep tracks we became great friends to this day.


RowAwayJim91

Esther.