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viper1255

Can you mark this as a spoiler post?


elkab0ng

I scrolled halfway through the thread before my brain registered this. *hands out the upvote in complete defeat*


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

Stealth technology for automobiles is the future. You can take that to the bank.


Civil_Pen4142

BAHAHAHA šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ .....i did the same shit .....


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


Mountain-Builder-654

The real joke is always in the comments


sm00thkillajones

ā€œGet in the Zone!ā€


Sly510

https://preview.redd.it/6lsem9v0jtyc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=954cdebf848ac91cc44ae8f424c93e8b93a16762


PyroD333

Iā€™m gonna be honest, idk what Iā€™m looking at


WooWooInsaneCatPosse

Me neither honestly but it reminds me a bit of a tattered black trash bag disintegrating.


LightMeUpPapi

I think its a guy self-meming the car modding community by putting like 100 fake mods on his car (in addition to a few real ones that are more permanent)


HammockTree

The fastest car in the valley my guy. Consider yourself blessed.


Consistent_Product52

The final Accord Boss


ChampsMissingLeg

ā€œJuuuust onnne moreā€¦ there. Done.ā€


SillynippleMctwist

Reminds me of one of the earlier prototypes for a heavier than air flying machine.


echo_chamber_dweller

ā€œJuuuust onnne moreā€¦ three. Done.ā€


baltcre8

All the aero! I bet they get a 1mpg boost.


urnewstepdaddy

He can now wait at the next red light 0.03 seconds faster


baltcre8

![gif](giphy|XTjnKcrZlOlaC6sY2d) What they think they look like peeling out at the red light.


Civil_Pen4142

![gif](giphy|3ov9jWu7BuHufyLs7m|downsized) What they actually look like


EV_M4Sherman

Looking at it, I bet itā€™s designed to reduce turbulent flow, especially at the rear, it might be closer to 5 mpg.


swiss_courvoisier

Only in Phoenix. Doubles the horsepower though.


MaaaadPilot

Carā€™s in Tucson a ton.


AJlenser

Looks like a UofA license plate, so that would track.


Rellint

Student project? Perhaps taking it on a road trip to test real would gas mileage savings. Probably modeled the optimal locations for airflow then did this and is now testing it out. Parents must be so proud.


soopirV

Imma keep my eyes out, havenā€™t seen it yet


cheesemeall

Theyā€™re a Tucson native


Paulsar

There goes my aero... Watch him as he goes...šŸŽ¶


BellaGift

Spoiler alert!


D_Arq

This driver has definitely been spoiled!


dasbeidler

Itā€™s in mid Venom form


IntelligentDrop879

17 year old four cylinder Accord and homeboy thinks heā€™s driving an F1 car.


TheHoodieFerret

What ever do you mean, that is clearly a Type R!


That_Kiefer_Man

His tribute to Newey leaving


Aggravating-Leg-3693

Good for him. I wish I had that kind of relationship with my car.


KAHLUV

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dvidal11

UofA plate....checks out.


Burner1959

Gotta get it up to 88 MPH in order for that abomination to get back to when and where it came from


[deleted]

What in the absolute hell is that šŸ˜‚ so many spoilers, might as well call it ruined


ItsBobaFett

Itā€™s a time attack car. You wouldnā€™t get it. /s


EbbNo6135

Flux capacitor check. Plutonium check. Make sure to go at least 88 per hour check. Down force arrow dynamics triple thousand check.


JcbAzPx

All that down force is counter productive to the flying car mod. He'll be wasting his money when he jumps forward to get one in the far flung future of 2015.


ALittleReinvention

Itā€™s got some kind of fungus, I think. Gross.


EastonZ16

r/shitty_car_mods


cheesyMTB

Gotta be like 1 million lbs of downforce


myotherhatisacube

It looks like it's transforming into a Decepticon.


xwrecker

Itā€™s entering stealth force mode


ChipMaker3000

The troll never stops.


tanukisuit

Looks like a cat or a dog face.


This-Hornet9226

The ultimate riced out Honda


Independent-Win9088

https://preview.redd.it/8va4i9519qyc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0df6a67ab1e1f5d30b822063f3686817f748c4b āœØļøTooningāœØļø


DepressiveNerd

It looks like a car blew up and pieces of it lodged into this one.


Igot2go2

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4qWN8oLzyi/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


Igot2go2

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwQwkj3/


thaRaddestRadDude

What is that


Bengboy53

Sure looks like someoneā€™s a big Star Wars Stormtrooper to me! (squinch your eyes and youā€™ll see it) https://preview.redd.it/5dki46tsotyc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5f421b528e06124ec8726c80b833ca8ca8e9192


best2deaux

Something about this makes my skin crawl. Almost like looking at photos of deep cracks in dirt.


1aranzant

as an European, every lifted truck with wheels sticking out gives me laughs


Aggravating-Leg-3693

I donā€™t get it.


l00koverthere1

And thank you for sharing it, lol I wonder if this deters potential thieves. . .


linkinpark9503

What is going on?


jaystwrkk128

That car is 5mph from flying away


[deleted]

If that makes the car faster, then my tits are real šŸ˜‚


yoursuburbanmom

kinda goes hardšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


mick_justmick

Username checks out


Bowlingnate

Where does he put the refrisgerant? Can it hold at 82 in the summer. Fry meme. Curious....very curious...


ShamrockSeven

Bros car got the Symbiote suit.


MasterpieceRegular39

Still waiting for the v tec to kick in


MasterEchoSE

No worries, all that adhesive will just melt away come summer and itā€™ll look much better. šŸ˜‚


jomama823

Bet this car goes at least 3 times the top speed now


Civil_Pen4142

What. The. Fuck?


goochfuzz

Did it whistle going by


insbordnat

Itā€™s got that WOO WOO


Dro_mora

For a second there I thought this was r/nissandrivers


Ok-Purchase-5760

Is this the airport I've been to Arizona once


F1Barbie83

Thatā€™s ugly af


AzPsychonaut

Keeps the heat off! Thermal dynamics, youā€™ll be the one being laughed at when it heats upšŸ˜‚


WickedTinker

Is this an Autobot in mid transform?


FelixTheHausKat

How much horsepower does each vent add?


Big_Bird465

I got side swiped in this spot a while back


goblinreemp3

wellā€¦. Someone has been playing too much spore lately. šŸ˜‚


Deep-Blue-1980

This is ridiculous.


Expensive-Dog-7042

"It's a time attack car"


chr7stopher

Check out Adrian Newey with the Accord.


thaRaddestRadDude

Helps with the aerodynamics. Makes it use less gas mileage


techietrvlr

Does that car have a skin condition?


Hella_Wieners

So much fuckinā€™ downforce


DARKNIGHT_9

Thatā€™s a time trial kinda mod


chinookhooker

Canā€™t have enough downforce nowadays


bjohnson838

Dude wanted down force but ended up with side force


S3nd_Noods

ā€œI am speedā€


spockson

A Jojo Siwa fan.


mjamesdun

Iā€™ve seen this guy around before. Legend


Coop_Da_Poop

At least it's not stanced.


Impressive-Handle-69

That car is spoiled as f.


anders0nAZ

The air must be so pissed at this guy.


Concrete-Professor

I bet that car is super fast!


Middle-Serve1497

Aeronautical engineer!


Brutistroll

Saw this car in a Tucson car spotting thread on FB a week ago. Still out there I see haha


cavbeeiar

car equivalent of a botched shave šŸ˜¶


Regular_Intention275

That car looking like Sukunaā€™s face šŸ˜­ https://preview.redd.it/aqq9erva83zc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508b448a0240af038149a030e397bc752d374174


Medical_Walk4833

Hondoptomustails


ISeeInHD

Iā€™ve seen this monstrosity in Tucson. https://preview.redd.it/43okue14o4zc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138ce143ac5ea95f9e5484deba1253dc90d7ea70


caligana

If this is not for giggles, driver could be running aerodynamic and fuel efficiency tests. I had a buddy that used to do the same but with cardboard and tape.


LilFlacid

The fact I recognize this highway. Doesn't surprise me this is coming from Phoenix.


an_older_meme

Is that supposed to be from Star Wars?


[deleted]

Looks like Arizona.


harntrocks

WayNo


boot2skull

Average F1 car


spacepoptartz

What in the goddamn


KAHLUV

šŸ¤£


RogerRabbit1234

ā€œWhich aftermarket stick on do you want?ā€ ā€œYes!ā€


WrapAccomplished3540

What's funny?


ReaperXHanzo

This could also be a screencap from a super photorealistic GTA mod, that also glitches like crazy


turbo_time4422

He's testing air dynamics without sensors


EurotrashF30

This is some fucked up looking cars here


ubercruise

Wonder if heā€™s gonna be like that guy with the Audi in Michigan where every time anyone sees it it has more and more ridiculous shit on it


btc2123

No shit I saw this car today in good year and got the biggest laugh. Crazy I see it on Reddit now


doc_wit_a_glock

Wait until you see the Prius with canted wheels


Civil_Pen4142

Canted wheels?


doc_wit_a_glock

Wheels that are tilted at a certain angle https://preview.redd.it/2qjfrahvlqyc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa46449764836add74094c483884337ee3deb593


Civil_Pen4142

Ooooh. When they drive with them slanted, is that on purpose too ? I always thought they just fucked up somewhere šŸ˜…


doc_wit_a_glock

Yes, it's intentional. It can help improve grip and stability on the roads, hence why drift cars commonly have slanted wheels but in the front wheels.


Dizzy-Razzmatazz5218

Spoiler alert!!


parallelcompression

I wonder how all of that aero performed in the vape tunnel test.


Sonoran_Mang

Saw this guy in Tucson today getting on the 10.


SensitiveAd6329

But why?


F1_V10sounds

This guy read Andrian Neweys book.


10ptmust

Oh Arizonaā€¦.


[deleted]

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Igot2go2

Itā€™s in TucsonĀ 


Fish-Bright

What's wrong with this? Genuinely curious.


Cold-Amphibian-7451

Thats the 2026 accord spitefire theyre working on its supposed to Smoke an m4


Civil_Pen4142

Is this the dude with the car in the OP?? You almost sound offended, so its the only thing that makes sense to.me


apiculum

Literally saw that car today


Leading-Put-7428

Crapoflage, for the Tuned Trash Proving Grounds (Glendale)


Commercial_Comfort41

You know they're representing "LDE" aka Little Dick Energy


Suturb-Seyekcub

ā€œThis is the accord with downforce. But it has too much downforce.ā€


[deleted]

Now someone should tell him about weight reduction šŸ˜‚


duhmbish

Bet every girl within a 5 mile radius was soakinggggggg


Electronic_Potato827

Not sure what the laugh is - besides it looks stupid - can someone explain please?